AI is turning your Fitbit into a snarky ER doctor, diagnosing you faster than your mom judging your life choices. (Link expires on 2025-03-31T02:15:23.608Z)
"AI isn’t just weaving into society; it’s knitting us a sweater, and for $29.99, you get the pattern." (Link expires on 2025-03-31T00:13:37.764Z)
"Generative AI: turning NPCs into your clingy ex who remembers *everything* and Netflix into a stalker tailoring dramas to your snack breaks." (Link expires on 2025-03-30T17:20:06.357Z)
"Three 21-year-olds just raised $100M to replace HR with AI—because who needs messy humans when robots can fire you neutrally?" (Link expires on 2025-03-30T14:48:03.558Z)
AI: rewriting DNA like it’s a grocery list—because who doesn’t need personalized cancer cures alongside super-swole tomatoes and Frankenstein-free ethics? (Link expires on 2025-03-30T13:20:02.924Z)
AI’s saving the planet—one PhD thermostat, trash-sniffing robot, and soil-whispering farm gadget at a time—just don’t ask about its energy diet. (Link expires on 2025-03-30T08:14:13.400Z)
"AI chatbots are the new gladiators—fighting for dominance, user wallets, and the chance to replace your brain for $200/month." (Link expires on 2025-03-30T02:47:48.714Z)
Apple’s new iPhone 16e: a $599 Swiss Army knife that'll save your life, take dog-nose pics, and guilt you into recycling. (Link expires on 2025-03-29T16:47:42.414Z)
"Scientists spend 10 years solving a mystery, AI does it in 2 days—guess who’s getting replaced first, folks?" (Link expires on 2025-03-29T15:50:30.590Z)
Amazon’s AI is the slick marathon runner everyone bets on, while Rigetti’s quantum computing is the weird kid building a rocket out of duct tape—both aiming for the moon, one hoping physics shows mercy. (Link expires on 2025-03-29T13:30:09.208Z)
So Fiverr launches "Fiverr Go," where freelancers train AI to be them, get stock options, and finally feel like Elon Musk just DM’d them "you up?" (Link expires on 2025-03-21T02:09:33.546Z)
"AI: your boss, your doctor, and soon your therapist—or just Skynet auditioning for a corporate gig. Stay ethical, folks, or enjoy robot overlords with a side of 'oops, bias!'" (Link expires on 2025-03-21T00:09:33.390Z)
Scarlett Johansson vs. AI: When robots turn celebs into unpaid interns for viral scandals, humanity's "truth" now comes with an asterisk! (Link expires on 2025-03-20T18:09:29.959Z)
"Agentic AI: because who needs 100 million overachieving robots when you can barely handle one underachieving intern named Steve?" (Link expires on 2025-03-20T16:09:29.247Z)
Tech startup EnCharge claims to reinvent AI chips so efficiently, your smartphone could outsmart Einstein—and only need a nap after. (Link expires on 2025-03-20T14:09:23.206Z)
So Buffy’s back, AI’s airbrushing vampires, and Hollywood’s proving even the undead can't escape midlife crises or tech debates! (Link expires on 2025-03-20T08:27:37.644Z)
"AI in writing: your new co-author who won’t steal royalties but might make your work sound like Skynet’s diary." (Link expires on 2025-03-20T04:26:14.457Z)
"Scientists invent AI inspired by galaxy mergers, because apparently organizing your junk drawer wasn't challenging enough—next stop, universe tidying!" (Link expires on 2025-03-19T18:00:05.971Z)
AI sales bots are prepping to outpitch humans; apparently, the future of retail is one giant, manipulative, digital used car lot. (Link expires on 2025-03-19T16:28:47.434Z)
AI is taking over everything from flipping burgers to coding like it’s a manic kitchen and we’re the sous-chefs scrambling to keep up. (Link expires on 2025-03-19T14:48:10.985Z)