One Ring: S1, Ep6 “Shaved Beavers”The Fellowship Phase begins! Mark guides Jo, Sam, Ross, and Justin through their very first downtime in Middle-earth. On the road to Bree, Jo takes charge of the company’s direction, Justin lifts spirits with a heartfelt travelling song, Sam scours the wilds for much-needed snacks, and Ross reforges his broken spear into a perilous dagger. Along the way, the party stumble into an unexpectedly deep discussion on the finer points of shaved beavers.
One Ring: S1, Ep5 “The Red-Eyed Ruckus” Part 2The community service continues… poorly.Fleeing a red-eyed beast across the Brandywine, our heroes brave the Bucklebury Ferry with all the grace of a sack of wet turnips. From there it’s on to Crickhollow and into the Old Forest, where not one but two of the creatures make their presence felt.Thankfully, a certain yellow-booted woodland weirdo has a solution: singing.Along the way, Justin collides testicles-first with fate, Jo earns a wound, Sam investigates shrubbery, and Ross names some enchanted murder-dogs.
One Ring: S1, Ep4 “The Red-Eyed Ruckus” Part 1The gang’s back—and this time, they’re behind bars. After one too many shenanigans around the Shire, our four hobbits find themselves starting their adventure in a jail cell. But salvation comes in the form of community service from the Mayor himself. Their mission? Deliver a letter to Farmer Maggot.What follows is a wholesome(ish) jaunt through the countryside featuring second-hand bicycles, a mysterious elf, and are unnecessarily generous number to squirrels.Mark helms the madness as Lore-master, with Justin, Ross, Sam, and Jo causing the usual trouble in part one of this two-part adventure.
One Ring: S1, Ep3 “The Firework Fiasco”In this One Ring episode, Mark leads Justin, Sam, Ross and Jo on a chaotic adventure through the Shire in search of Bilbo’s lost fireworks. There are jacket potatoes, a dangerous amount of cheese, and a surprising romantic development for Lobelia. Paladin misplaces—and rediscovers—his todger, and the group ends the day with their very first orc kill. Glorious.
One Ring: S1, Ep2 “The Hunt For Bullroarer’s Club”The Shire is full of secrets, and this time the G.I.A. are after a legendary relic! Lore Master Mark leads Justin, Ross, and Jo as they reprise their hobbit hijinks on a quest for the Bullroarer’s club. Expect hearty dinners, a flatulent rock troll with poor hygiene, and a mysterious search for a missing girl in the woods. Grab your walking sticks and your second breakfast—things are about to get wonderfully weird.
One Ring: S1, Ep1 “Shire Shenanigagans”In this special tale, Mark takes the reins as Loremaster, leading Sam, Justin, Ross, and Jo on a delightfully absurd adventure through the rolling hills of the Shire. Expect umbrella-riding, pint-guzzling, owl-chatting nonsense as the gang hunts down a misplaced Baggins family heirloom. There’s also a dog. And a sausage. We’ll leave the rest to your imagination.Unofficial, unsponsored, and undeniably idiotic — just how the G.I.A. likes it.
D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 3 (ONE SHOT)In the thrilling conclusion, the party solves the goblin riddle and confronts the powerful Blackthorn Witch. Dan finally hits something. Justin loses his gnome over the neighbour’s fence. Ash heroically rescues the missing maidens. Victory tastes sweeter when it’s undeserved.
D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 2 (ONE SHOT)The combat continues in the crumbling ruins. Dan fails to open a chest. Justin swings a goblin on a rope. And Ash closes a door. Oh, and the gang get given a goblin riddle to solve. Just another day for the Guild of Inept Adventurers.
D&D 5e: “Rescue Of The Three” Part 1 (ONE SHOT)Brad takes the reins as DM while Justin, Dan, and Ash bumble their way through the town of Monpoint, where three daughters—future heirs to a powerful matriarchal line—have mysteriously vanished. The G.I.A. leaps into action: Justin yanks off a goblin (for reasons unknown), Ash ties a knot with surprising skill, and Dan heroically fails to hit a single thing.A ruined castle, a magical villain, and a handful of very confused goblins stand between them and success—or at least survival.
Pirate Borg: S1, Ep10 “Port Royal Rumble”It’s the mid-season finale of G.I.A.’s piratical escapades! With the riddle resolved, the undead megalodon isn’t done with the crew just yet. After barely surviving, they sail into Port Royal, where a plot to extort the islanders surfaces. Teaming up with the ever-shifty Lootin’ Lucy, they hatch a scheme to swipe the mysterious blood crystals. But before the heist, there’s a tavern brawl to contend with—where Captain Jiminy heroically powers up the enemy… then promptly falls asleep while getting his skull rattled. Could this really be the end of our fearless (ish) leader?
Pirate Borg: S1, Ep9 “MegaLOLodon”With Sam off having a baby, Justin takes the helm to lead Ross, Jo, Mark, and special guest George on a chaotic voyage through the dark Caribbean. After months lost at sea, the crew finally figure out how to level up—three times over. Along the way they befriend Sebastian the crab, stumble across cursed Incan treasure, and clash with the terrifying undead megalodon. But their greatest challenge might not be claws or teeth—it’s a riddle. Can George crack it and save the day?
Pirate Borg: S1, Ep8 “Ship Happens: The Ghostening”In this episode of Pirate Borg, the crew finally put their explosive plan into action and assault the British fort at St. Augustine—only to watch their beloved vessel, The Sea Fox 2, get completely obliterated. But thanks to some timely tentacled intervention, the ship is reborn… as a haunted ghost ship! Now riding the seas in spectral style, the crew sets sail for the Florida Keys. But when Captain Jiminy receives a mysterious letter from an old flame and the party is captured by the notorious Captain Sponge, things go from bad to brined. Can they escape before they’re auctioned off like yesterday’s sea bass?
Pirate Borg: S1, Ep7 “Cthu-Loot and Consequences”In need of repairs and rum, the crew limps to a forgotten speck on the map—an island littered with bones and secrets best left buried. There they meet a blind, naked prophet with warnings on his lips and madness in his absent eyes. A statue of great and terrible power falls into Kate’s hands, granting her dark gifts and darker intentions. With their ship patched and their bloodlust unquenched, the crew boards another vessel and serves up a helping of sea tapas. Captain Jiminy whispers more truths from his jar of blubber, and a bold new plan takes shape: the fall of the British fort at St. Augustine.
Pirate Borg: S1, Ep6 “The Ross Session”The cannon smoke clears as the Battle of Belize reaches its explosive finale. The crew face impossible odds—outnumbered, outgunned, and on the brink of ruin. Will they cut their losses and flee… or stand their ground and fight to the bloody end? Just when all hope seems lost, an unexpected ally returns from the deep to turn the tide. Steel your nerves—this one’s all teeth and powder.
Episode 5 – “Belize It or Not”War breaks out as the crew lead the Spanish fleet into battle against the British forces in Belize. Cannons roar, alliances crack, and the Sea Fox 2 takes a pounding. Will she survive the onslaught, or sink to a watery grave?
Episode 4 – “Sexy Sirens & Drunken Monkeys”The Sea Fox 2 sails straight into a siren’s trap, but Ivor thinks seduction is the answer. Spoiler: it’s not. After arriving in Cancun, the crew face foul-mouthed macaws, drunken monkeys, deadly puzzles, and Ivor surfs a dire crocodile. It’s a wild one, mateys.
Episode 3 – “The Sea Fox Rises”The G.I.A. give their beloved ship a glow-up, transforming The Sea Fox 2 into a floating powerhouse of doom. A street scuffle with a pickpocket leads to Ivor showing off his cardio — but is she thief or future crewmate? Oh, and then there’s the small matter of maybe leading the entire Spanish fleet. No pressure.
Episode 2 – “No Gods, Only Sins”Torture. Sacrifice. Masturbation. Just another day for the G.I.A. in Pirate Borg. But when a daring rescue mission kicks off, the question isn’t whether they’ll succeed — it’s whether there’s anything left of their souls to save.
Episode 1 – “Chickens & Crackling”The G.I.A. set sail in Pirate Borg! After rescuing Governor Shepherd from Nassau, our salty crew arrive in the Grand Bahamas. Captain Jiminy (Mark) immediately starts eyeing up the governor’s wife, Ivor (Ross) waxes lyrical about vampiric chickens, Shelley (Sam O) steals some bread rolls (priorities), and Kate (Jo), well… she crackles some balls with dark arcane flair. Then they sell stuff. It’s chaotic, it’s unhinged, it’s very much us.
Adventures in Middle Earth: S1, Ep7 “This Is The End?”The party finally arrive in Woodland Hall, but their rest is short-lived. The mystery deepens with the broken axe head, and questions mount. Haldir eyes up a treehouse property, Bungo can’t resist tavern temptations, and The Lonely bangs a gong. Is this the end of the road or just the beginning of something far more dangerous?