Gabe And Balake Brothers Wonderz

Rough day. Well listen to Brothers Wonderz Today were we talk about everything a whole range - an assortment of topics from LSD to chemotherapy to what makes Japan better than the US, to while red necks hopping over the border to come hunt Mexicans; and blow their brains out like the Nazis and why all lives matter not just blacks; well I don't know about you but my eyes can hardly stay awake. I just wanna close my eyes and dream many dreams about how whites, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and Native Americans can talk, get along with, hug, be not all one - equal there is no - nor and, or, but about it; this has gone on far for too long and know its time to move past it - and accept our brethern as the great Martin Luther King mountaintop & i have a dream speech, and so many countless and other individuals who helped pave the way for today. Know enough of me rambling its tiring the true voices we heard today of the many guests we had on this show today were great, hopefully we make you laugh and cry, smile and enjoy life at its finest because their will come a day when you will need to be your nicest, brightest, and shine bright selves we know here at Brothers Wonderz, you can be - you've already shown me. Now show the world - this is me. We hear at Brothers Wonderz love you guys so share us with other people, they can friends, families, and enemies our love has no vastness to the degree certainly of certainty. Sincerely, Gabe & Balake :)

Today is an day. Yesterday was Sunday it was also fathers day and someone's birthday (don't kill the messenger) why you looking at me i said it was somebody's not everybody's geez people, you look like I'm speaking American, because according to us Americans that is the national language of 🇺🇸 take that British right up there with your queen of the britians and your Fish & chips (French fries). Anyways (notice how I say anyways when 🤔 I'm embarrassed or emogis) enough is enough Gabriel give these poor people, the jesters and the fools what they came here to see - not you rambling " to be or not to be". Because I have no editors or "gramatic professors" I'm just going to keep this autocorrect, and then spell stuff I don't know how yet. Like miscellaneous, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, or brobdingnagian and not a clue as too what any of these words mean, or definition, and spelling. Because like these words I have no clue if this podcast is correct, but I do have my trusty autocorrect, and life like a box of chocolates comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. So when your readying this, know that it may be misspelled, grammatically innocorrect - which means missing punctuation; and according to the grammarly this text is font is too big which is weird; but true because I'm using their font for this. So know I don't expect, to read this, care about this, and go all the way to the end with this, like a captain going down with his sinking ship their is nothing here but clouds, water, and rain and maybe a hurricane, but isn't life delicate, defecate, and precious. Sincerely, Gabe & Balake.

And yet another week has come and gone. Happy Junteenth it's Friday, Friday, got get up its Friday as Rebecca Black single goes singing in the shower, dancing in the mirror, playing pranks & games with your Brother, that's just how we do it at Brothers Wonderz; it's better to be the hunter than the hunted - prey. So either way haters gonna hate and skaters gonna skate, dancers gonna shake, and their always good old fashioned shake at steak & shake, and if you never heard about it like Juneteenth, Cumbus Day, or Bastille day than boy oh boy are you missing out old body - old pal. So now that your here - hear & listen too, to, two poets Terrance Hayes (Pegasus) & Nathaniel McKay (Two lines from the Brothers Grimm). And if your like my Brother and you don't like poetry - two bad; so sad; its like bringing a knife to a gun fight; or you can be a dweeb like me and be packing, boom - boom - firepower, guns blazing into a knife fight because "I pity the fool" Thanks Mr. T. Sincerely. Posthumously. Miscellaneous. Gabe & Balake from Brothers Wonderz.

What week time to close it out with a good old fashioned debate between Arman. Willie. And Willie's Cousin. What a fire trucking, mother trucking, and shitake week for Gabe. Not only did Gabe get his wisdom teeth pulled out but he sprained his leg playing basketball. Meanwhile Balake got a pet hamster, got a new phone, and is on his way to camp next week leaving Gabe alone, on a island all by himself where he can fish for tears and catch plenty of fish in the sea. Other than that boy do we have a show for featuring many guests the most surprising and rather flattering Willie's cousin because I forgot her name and rather a name to associate with I decided to put it out there that willie has a cousin and yes she's a girl, so don't get any wrong ideas and yes if you think I'm talking to you then I'm talking to you. Anyways all's well that ends well so don't get the wrong idea I care about my viewers but I care much more about sleep than staying up half past ten writing, anything that only a few of u look at it. Anyways from viewers like you thank you. This is real. This is my therapy session. This is my box chocolates for mother's day. This is the card I give on fathers day. This the little engine that could. This is Brothers Wonderz. Goodnight moon.

This past Friday I had my wisdom teeth removed so I was sad, all alone on my own island, dreary - sleepy on painkillers, gauze & bloody excrement, but then I spoke to God or maybe it was my dad talking in a deep voice, with me passed out on the couch. But I lived to fight another day and as they say and I lead - leave with no rest for the weary. So while I'm half asleep, half assing this, and speaking with not words but keys typing these great things about me - about how I'm some Saint with a visionary seeing angels, demons, and people dressing up for Halloween. Know I am no witch, wizard, or pagan that wants to rid you of this world's vanity, fame, and reality instead, I wanna say that everything is fake (imaginary), no ethos, or mythos but self control, and what we can control is real its our fate; the difference between life, death, or resurrection. :) Thank you to Balake for your sic beats, Marshmello & Bastille - Happier, and Drake & Travis Scott Sicko Mode, & Roddie Rich (The Box). And thank you to a you listeners out there and will have more content soon:)

What a beautiful day today is in Houston, TX not only is the weather beautiful but also our debate of the likes of which we have Thomas and Willie. Who will be asking some tough questions about America, and getting, receiving & hearing their opinion but most importantly, having their voice heard. You see that's what were all about here at Brothers Wonderz not making this stuff up instead this is real for us, and we want to share this stuff with you are listeners. And so when you listen to us or are guests, think about how you can get involved, because as you'll see in this segment: your voice, your opinion, and your beliefs matter, & you matter, all you need is a platform, and I can't think of a better platform, than being in your own house. This is Gabe & Balake siginging off from Brothers Wonderz - where your dreams do come true & your dreams matter :)

Have you ever heard of the term of magical realism. If you're like Balake and your only twelve then you probably haven't heard of it in the sense that you've read it. And you might be staring up at me or your eyes might be wandering across the page wondering when this will be over. But I promise you that you've come across and read about magical realism in your life; from Chronicles of Narina to Lord of the Rings to talking animals in Disney's the lion king (hamlet) you have heard it, you have seen it, you have lived it, now it's time for you to practice it. The student becomes the teacher the servant the master I could go on & in and their would be nothing left to talk about in ths episode. So come with me and you'll see world of imagination; fantasy, magic, and mystery in the realm of endless possibilities. For I am the gobble gobble gabe and my assistant the magnificent balake and we have come to warn you of the future, filled with fantasy, mystery, & tragedy. And your quest begins when you press play, don't worry be happy :)

Aren't you tired of the news feeding into your social media there comes a point when news and media should be seperate but in this day & age when Snapchat, tiktok, Instagram, and facebook take up so much of our time it almost feels like were trapped. But your not if my grandparents could go without TVs then we most certainly can go without are phones, tiktok, and snapchat. So for this show and only this show I'll bust open my acting chops my poetry - rhyme & imagery, and take us back to a better time when world war seemed eminent and with women working in factories and men away overseas poetry, stories, movies, and plays took form in those of women writers (Edna Vincent Millay), and queer writes (E.E. Cummings) and the oldies but the goodies (Lyle Kessler). So thank you and as always make it a great day, and make it great day for someone else *trademark Energy Institute High School*:) this for the ones that don't like people staring I'm in my room so you can't see me.

Are you tired of staying home not knowing what's being shown and according to your parents your not doing what your told, well this is your show and your parents can't control this remote; how young or how old you will grow and they cant have and to hold their precious little baby anymore. So today on Brothers Wonderz I am joined by a couple if guests: Arman, Elliot, & Willie, who want to debate, discuss, and debunk some of societies & today's most often sought over and fought over questions. From the popeyes chicken sandwich to this week's protests to automated cars and AI. Boy do we have a show for you - Sincerely, Gabe & Balake. Btw we have bloopers at the end if you want to stay and listen then you'll be rewarded:)

Who's ever been too tired to do their homework or fallen asleep during class, at church, or during a lecture. Well on this episode of Brothers Wonderz Gabe and Balake are really sleep apneatic (apnea), deprived, and tired, but are they too tired to do a podcast, write an episode, and talking into a speaker phone before collapsing from a total lack of air, exhaustion, & hysteria, and the only way to find out is to listen, sleep, and press play. That's it from Brothers Wonderz I'm Gabe and I'm Balake, and were too tired to check for grammar on this, btw, I typed this on my phone so blame the iPhone not for me for this malarchy, anarchy, and homogeny. And ad always, pls feel free to contact us, about why we are already too tired to do a podcast, or if your a doctor and think everything I'm saying is straight boondoggle, brobdingnagian, baloney, and "satirical irony" - feel free to reach out to us. As we say - Bros before hoes and sisters before misters, accept winners over losers. Sincerely, Gabe & Balake.

Happy Monday; said no one really ever except the guys from Brothers Wondorz cause their a mix of funny but weird or happy and sad from which, they get nothing done in this podcast except war. This is why they say bros before hoes and sisters before misters; because what is life like without family and I'll tell you - it's boring. So if your the kind of guy or gal, and other that's tired of listening to your sister, your brother, or your mother, I can't wait for you to hear from our next big guest to talk about Space X, and how they've already landed on the ISS. Boy do we have a show for you :)

Today our Friend Arman joins the show to talk about, discuss, and find out how - he is doing during this pandemic. And not only do we have funny, loving, and embarrassing stories but we learn a little bit more about Armans competitiveness, when it comes to chess; Balakes can do attitude when it comes to readying, cleaning, and playing video games; And how Gabe your not funny became a high school meme at Energy (thx Jaylen):

Who is Robert Frost, Terrance Hayes, and William Shakespeare have in common - poems, poems, and more poems. What do songs, rap, and poetry have in common besides - I don't know rhymes, meter, and beat. Tune in Next Thursday to listen to the poetry beat, that's a new segment will do about plays, stories, and poetry. That's what makes Brothers Wonderz like no other, because how many others offer - music and brothers:).

What do Clint Capela, Sam Dekker, and Nate Hinton have in common besides Gabe and basketball. And what do Floyd Newsum, Robert Frost and Balake have besides regrets & successes. So tune in this week to hear from Brothers Wonderz: how regret can be turned into success and opportunities make memories. What are some of your biggest regrets and your biggest successes? Comment below and tell us. We want to here from you:).

Its someone's birthday today and I won't say who but if you tune in, I might just have to tell you. Also its memorial day - today, which marks the eve of summer vacation; and you know what that means its - summer and funner, which means no school, woohoo. So happy birthday, memorial day, and whatever your celebrating today, and enjoy the company with your family :).