GarageNoise With GarageBoy

My name is Gerald. I started this podcast for people to fall asleep too. Hopefully you achieve that.

Rare episode

Just a summary of what's been happening in my life lately.

08-20
27:58

19 year old girl is going after my father.

Shot a basketball after what felt like years. Some 19 year old girl is trying to go after my dad since she had an intimate dream about him. I know it sounds insane.

03-26
28:28

Stimmy Boy saves the day but we lost our dear friend, Kombucha.

In a world where everything is going wrong financially, one check made a difference. Stimmy Boy came to the rescue but sometimes you can't save everyone. RIP Kombucha, your remains were left on the floor next to the self checkout at Safeway. I will be back to avenge you.

03-19
29:04

Jessica gets covid while I kick it's butt.

My girlfriend tested positive for covid 19 last Monday and I tested negative TWICE with no symptoms. It feels good to record again. I return with SIX songs of the week.

03-12
41:30

Lent Begins and so does Seasonal Depression.

I gave up cussing and social media for 40 days. The feeling of seasonal depression has returned. Missing California. Songs of the week. Finally, a random thought!

02-19
21:39

Fighting demons in my dreams

I haven't had a dream in a long time which is not the issue but I had a wild dream that I'm proud about. A cool moment in the steam room. The Weeknd SB halftime.

02-13
29:52

A possibly haunted hotel with a snow storm. *(Remix) due to technical difficulties.*

Due to technical difficulties I had repost the episode because some parts were cut out. We went to Philadelphia and I think we stayed in a haunted hotel this past weekend, possibly. Ran into a snow storm that caused me to miss work for two days but the problem was I didn't have the right number to contact my supervisor. Yikes. Once I talk about random things. From Lord of the Rings to sex, the Jared Goff- Matthew Stafford trade, Super Bowl prediction, accepting your insecurities, and the song of the week.

02-05
29:25

I guess I'm guilty for appreciating my girlfriend.

Kramer and Jess spoke about what I've being doing for Jess lately last Monday. I have been putting toothpaste on her toothbrush every morning. I also have been making her breakfast since January 18th and people think I'm doing it because I feel guilty about something. Apparently, I can't just wake up one day and decide to be a better boyfriend. Isn't that how change happens? Isn't that how you improve?

01-29
21:02

Got a raise but almost burned the apartment down cooking breakfast.

I recorded while cooking breakfast and I left the stove on almost burning the apartment down. I made steak, eggs, and brown rice.

01-22
33:11

Smooth week. Spanish. Parents. Peeing Sitting Down.

It's kind of a heavy episode but not really. I talk about how my week went and I forgot about an event which happened over the break. I talk about my parents. I also learned that you can add music on the podcast app which I record on so that'll help with the songs of the week, next week.

01-15
41:58

First podcast of 2021 Savage.

Disclaimer: 21 Savage isn't mentioned in this episode but it made the title better. Catching up what I did during the holidays and what I did this week. Tom Cruise running had no audio on YouTube so here's the link: https://vimeo.com/187335222/comments

01-08
39:22

Home for the Holidays ft. Special Guest.

We made it home to Stockton, California for Christmas. I did things and continue to do them because that's what life is about.

12-25
43:27

Garage Boy Featuring Laundry Basket - Locking Keys in Cars, Anxiety, and Cold Showers

I locked my keys in my car and Jessica saved the day. 2 songs of the weeks and I can't stop talking about peeing and pooping. IM SORRY.

12-11
36:04

Y'all voted for me? Decorations. Hi, Thoughts. Movie theaters. Songs and Thots

I'm shocked. Y'all really be listening lol. Jess wildin with this xmas stuff. But yeah check out the Hi, Thoughts Podcast with Alea, Mike, and Mark Uddipa. Link is right here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0MqpysXgKhKIfUFohqxbxA?si=xLQwMhYPSKW0CqFWtHbekg

12-04
33:52

Drive Thru Chocolate Turkey with a side of Gratefulness. Is that a word?

Taco Bell destruction. Being grateful whether it's good or bad. Heavy chocolate cake. Thanksgiving in VA. I'm terrible at descriptions.

11-29
40:55

Jess threw a Christmas tantrum.

We went to home depot to buy a little Xmas tree but all hell broke loose when Jess wanted a regular sized tree. Plus new segment called 2 Songs of the week. 2 Random thoughts.

11-20
28:35

The Return of the 69th most Chillest podcast with your Host the Mumbler.

Shout out to you for listening to me talk. But I'm back on my BS after not recording for a week. The saga continues. What saga? There is no saga. Just a guy who poops at 530AM every morning.

11-13
21:49

Flossing w/ Ariana Grande. Eminem, the Dave Matthews Band, and Nickelback.

People actually listen to me speak about none sense which is cool. I love y'all.

10-30
28:10

GF is a Child. Onions. Insecurities.

Once again, you're listening to me mumble and awkwardly pause. Respect to you getting through this.

10-23
31:41

This week in the life of late 20s crisis Garageboy.

Me awkwardly pausing and talking about my weekly life. Listen to me struggle to be a Podcaster. Cringe with me.

10-16
25:19

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