Garbage Tale Kids

The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to... or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. Write or send an audio message to us at: garbagetalekids@gmail.com or https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message

S02E13 - Cum Shot for the Birds

Season 2 coming to a close in this episode! We welcome on our long-time friend, Catherine and ride this season out into the sunset. Sorry, I'm not drunk for once so the description just won't be funny no matter what..

01-03
01:07:20

S02E12 - Babysitters, Miracle Whip & Burger Salad

Posting on Friday.. havenlt listened to it.. but you'll tell me what it's about, right? K, thx, bai!

12-20
01:25:21

S02E11 - Technophobia

Ayyyy, another episode of Garbage Tale Kids! No Nick this time, but we've Got Lisa, Chelsea and our special guest this week, Conner! Remember those Nokia cell phones with the crazy flashlight and snake on it?

12-06
01:01:08

S02E10 - Peeper Creeper Creature

I'm not drunk, you're drunk! I bet you're gonna love this one.. I think I was on it.. and Chelsea was.. gone.. it was a weird set up, but I remember having a good time. I bet I talk about some classic sharts I've had, and I know how much you're into that kinda shiz.

11-22
01:16:34

S02E09 - Bathroom Zeta Jones

All the best people want to remain anonymous.. I guess not everyone wants to be known as a garbage person. Couldn't imagine why. Also, you'll be proud of me, I uploaded and scheduled this episode 3 whole days ahead of time. Everything is coming up Milhouse!

11-08
01:03:46

S02E08 - www.findapoker.com

Our boy (M)ravis gives us notes on our previous episodes and reminisces on his days as a poker champ, WoW addicted teenager with -2 girlfriends.. and also I'm so close to passing out right now, I'm just going to succumb to it and just finish posting this late again instead. Vote for Pedro.

10-25
01:25:49

S02E07 - When A Case Race Goes Wrong

A day late, a buck short; another late episode! PD is doing super great at Sobertober.. I'll give you a real synopsis once I get a chance to listen to this... good luck!

10-11
01:29:52

S02E06 - Every Culture Has a Jabroni

I almost forgot to post this episode because I was too busy taking turns being a bad influence at the bar with a friend. "We'll definitely be heading home before 9", followed by, "I'll do one more if you're doing one more", in conjunction with, "The counter starts over if you go to a second location." I assume this one is funny.. Jabroni is one of my favorite words.. Oh hey, it's Seth on this episode! I hear he and Nick did the intro and outro music for the podcast! Nice.

09-27
01:30:41

S02E05 - The Dyson Blade

i'm gonna guess the gang got a vacuum salesman as a guest.. i could be wrong.

09-13
01:25:48

S02E04 - The Robin Hood of Fat Camp: Part Deux

In part two of the episode we recorded with Lucy, our favorite arm wrestler and fat camp heroine, Chelsea gets her bush mocked by teenagers while Lisa and Nick recount their wholesome days at art camp.

08-30
55:49

S02E03 Part 1 - The Robin Hood of Fat Camp

This week, we welcome Lucy, a professional arm-wrestler and previous Fat Camp hero! And then Nick arm wrestles her (because he's a dickhead) after an arm-wrestling charity event.

08-16
53:51

GTK S02E02 - Garbage to Gold

Our guest this week, Phil, kicks things off with trash tales from his days slinging dick pills with some sort of directionally-challenged noodle-man.

08-02
01:04:28

GTK S02E01 - Nick Gets His Balls Waxed

We're back with Garbage Tale Kids Season 2! And I'm going to absolutely trash-water-honest with you--I have no idea what this episode is about, but I can tell you that I'm 95% sure Nick gets his balls (and probably asshole) waxed at some point, and that there's a nice lady named Alison helping Nick, Lisa, & Chelsea spread some garbage tales all up in your ears. That's right--season 2 has lots of guests, and no, I haven't been super in the loop on most of it! But shit, I'm still here posting and possibly showing up later in the season, so lay off me. Enjoy the premier of season 2, and would it kill you to lower your standards--just for me?  Thanks, -PD

07-19
01:11:22

GTK S01E10 - The Extra Dumpster (Bonus)

It's the close of Garbage Tale Kids' first season, but we're well on our way with season 2 already in the works! That being said, we need to refuel our dumpsters for a bit--Expect Season 2 to start rolling out mid-July with plenty of guest stories, uncomfortable encounters, and general shenanigans. Hopefully this bonus episode can satiate your unyielding desire for more filth in the meantime.

06-14
33:29

GTK S01E09 - Return of the Brown Eye

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss embarrassing poop stories. Unlike every other episode, they actually meant to talk about shit in this one. 

05-17
01:29:22

GTK S01E08 - Gateway to Porn

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea welcome Garbage Tale Kids producer, PD Wappler on to join in their discussion of first porn experiences and as always, some other potentially regrettable things.

05-03
01:25:28

GTK S01E07 - Sexy Rat

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss one of the oldest garbage activities: Pranks! PSYCH! Every episode is about poop.

04-19
01:00:14

GTK S01E06 - Reasons for Keelhauling

Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss garbage jobs.

04-04
50:48

Garbage Tale Kids - S1E5 - The Micro Joker

Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss drunks and micro dongs.

03-22
01:06:36

Garbage Tale Kids - S1E4 - Garbage Tale Kids Podcast [Quality Alert]

The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. 

12-14
54:52

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