Gaytriarchs: A Gay Dads Podcast

<div>Gaytriarchs is a comedy podcast about the joy, horror, laughter, and bullsh*t that all comes with parenting, but from two gay dads’ point of view. Aimed at listeners who want to laugh into the darkness to hear an unvarnished, real conversation about raising kids and being Dads. <br /><br />Instagram and TikTok @GaytriarchsPodcast<br />Website www.GaytriarchsPodcast.com<br /><br />If you have any questions, suggestions, and especially compliments, please email us at GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com</div>

The one with podcasters Bryan Ruiz and Jon Ruiz

This week, Gavin is half a century, David loves cakes, Gavin's kids are faking it, we announce our Halloween party cohosted with the Queer Family Podcast, we rank the top 3 witches, and this week we are joined by "biological twin cousins" Bryan and Jon Ruiz, who are hosts of their own gay podcast, "Out Loud and Laughing," who laugh with us about having kids, not having kids, being gay, Florida avocado toast, and why the second kid is always the nightmare. Questions? Comments? Rants? Rav...

09-24
57:17

The one with pastor Steve Jungkeit

This week, 6 is the new 13, David wins therapy, we rank the top 3 jokes, and this week hell has frozen over because our guest is none other than a man of the cloth, Steve Jungkeit, who talks to us about being a leader of a politically passionate church, he spars with David about his anti-theism, how he reconciles the things his religion teaches him that he doesn't necessarily believe in, and how he feels about the gays stealing the rainbow from god himself. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? ...

09-17
01:01:07

The one with Gaddies brand maker David Morgenstern

This week, David sounds weird, listener is mad at us, David's daughter is gross, moving with kids is awful, we rank the top 3 pieces of advice for a parent, and this week we are joined by brand expert and fellow gay dad David Morgenstern who talks to us about starting a clothing brand for gay Dads, how he likes to create chaos in group chats, and why he doesn't have time for straight people on the weekends. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you c...

09-10
01:01:59

The one with Just the two of us

This week, Gavin is relatable, David meets his first neighbord, we do a dueling "What would you do?," we have a secret DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 ways we'd start over our lives if we didn't have kids. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

08-20
33:08

The one where we need guests

This week, Gavin is obsessed with money, David is obsessed with neighborhood Facebook drama, we apologize to Dan Savage, we bring back the popular "what would you do?," and finally we rank the top 3 places to pee. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

08-13
32:05

It's poop (us) again!

This week, David' son is becoming MAGA, Gavin forces his kids to learn a lesson on working hard, kids pee in weird places, Gavin has an actually helpful Dad hack, we rank our top 3 Dream guests for Gaytriarchs, and in honor, we don't have a guest. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

08-06
20:30

Relax, it's just us

This week, David is moving on up, we get a sweet listener email, Gavin complains about stuff, summer camp is hard, we rank our top 3 mornings, and we close out the show the way we always do, Gavin doing a terrible impression. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

07-30
36:45

The one with Tamar Avishai

This week, David goes on "vacation," Gavin is the asshole (again), the Pope continues to bless gay marriages, we rank the top 3 road trip albums, and this week, we are joined by podcasting royalty Tamar Avishai who talks to us about her podcast, "The Lonely Palette," wether she fosters art for her kids, and what it's like to have a newborn for the third time. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

07-23
57:04

The one with Matt Tolbert

This week, David is hairier than usual, Gavin neglects his pets, camp is in chaos, we rank the top 3 taco toppings, and this week we are joined by Matt Tolbert, who tells us how he got into the social media sphere, the journey of him expecting two kids by two surrogates at the same time, and we do a lightning round "Pre-Parent Quiz" which he fully passes. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

07-16
47:26

The one with s3x coach Court Vox

This week, David and his daugher have a bedtime standoff, Gavin's daugther is suspicious, David gets tricked by the hot solar panel salesman, we rank the top 3 things to bring to a summer BBQ, and this week we are joined by somatic sex coach and fellow gay Dad Court Vox who talks to us about his journey into fatherhood, what he's learned by being a s3x coach, and how to clap back to someone who asks too personal of a question. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsP...

07-09
58:42

The one with Jamie Grayson, Part Deux!

This week, we dedicate our episode to all of our amazing listener. We debrief on our how Pride month went, if anybody actually showed up to our meetup in Central Park, we rank the top 3 podcasts, and this week we are joined by one of our favorite guests, Jamie Grayson, as he updates us on the status of the baby gear industry, what baby gear you should and shoudln't buy used, and what it's like being ghosted in Denver. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.co...

07-02
01:19:28

The one with serial ampersand Justin Bohon

This week, Gavin is stranded in the middle of nowhere, we talk about disciplining OPK's in the wild, we start our Gaytriarchs book club with "DILF Island," we rank the top 3 board games for kids, and this week we are joined by serial ampersand Justin Bohon, husband of previous guest Stephen Oremus, who talks to us about his previous life as a casting director, his current life as a gym owner, and and how being an actor prepared him for his life's ups and downs. Questions? Comments? Rants? Rav...

06-25
01:05:20

The one with expat Darien Wilson

This week, we forget Fathers' Day, we debrief about the Tony awards that were weeks ago, we share each others' bedtime routines, we rank the top 3 toys you disappear as a Dad, and this week we are joined by expat Darien Wilson who talks to us about her decision to move from Colorado to the Netherlands, how parenting culture is different in Europe, and what her kids would allow her to say on this podcast that wasn't embarassing. **Remember, our listener meetup is Saturday, June 28th from 9am-1...

06-18
01:09:24

The one with Chad & Michael aka DoubleTheDadJokes

This week, Gavin runs from his problems, Kindergarten was a blur, Gavin is aiming for a boring Summer for his kids, we rank the top 3 ways Pride is bullshit, we talk about Ricky Martin sin ropa, and this week we are joined by Chad & Michael aka @DoubleTheDadJokes who talks us through their unique journey to fatherhood, why they defend their identity as "Disney Gays," and why all gays are either in higher education or retail. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodca...

06-11
01:03:20

The one with Daryl Calfee

This week, David loves his kids more when they're sick, Gavin has some gay news, we finally did it and scheduled a listener meetup, we rank the top 3 Olympic sports for the gay male gaze, and this week we are joined by author and Grecian marble statue Daryl Calfee who talks to us about his new book, "Let's Skip the Bull: Lessons from Dad after your Mom died,' what he learned as a man from West Virginia living in NYC, and what version 2.0 of Daryl looks like, without going to jail. Quest...

06-04
01:02:31

The one with YA fantasy author S.W. Kent

This week, David gets snubbed at his sons concert, both of our kids are liars, David brings back "what would you do?," Pride is next month and we've planned nothing, we rank the top 3 things we are dreading about summer, and this week we are joined by YA author S.W. Kent where we discuss getting our kids to read, what his life was like as a DEI executive, giving gay teens the stories they want, and if they sell t-shirts in his size. (They do not). Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them ...

05-28
54:27

The one with comedian and podcaster Casey Balsham

This week, Gavin fulfills his 1994 destiny, David is an absentee father, parents of siblings are given a free pass, we rank the top 3 Dave's, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster but actually funny comedian Casey Balsham who talks to us about IVF, being a pregnant parent, and all things Broadway. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

05-21
01:05:03

The one with musical theatre legend Stephen Oremus

This week, David takes big issue with our listener, there's a new potato in Rome, we rank the top 3 first world problems, and this week we are joined by musical theatre legend and gay Dad Stephen Oremus who chats with us about this extensive career, behind the scenes stories from the set of Wicked, and he defends himself when Gavin and David viciously attack him for not being affiliated, whatsoever, with Legally Blonde the musical. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPo...

05-14
01:02:00

The one with Mario & Monte

This week, David swallows his pride and asks Gavin for advice, we give a listener no advice whatsoever, we honor our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 characters we wanted to be as kids, and this week we are joined by Hawaiian Dads and general beams of light Mario & Monte who share with us their unique story to becoming Dads, what auditioning for the Air Force chorus is like, and why every good story about kids starts with poop. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to Gaytriarch...

05-07
01:08:12

I've run out of ideas

This week, we finally respond to our listener, Gavin wins a battle with his teenage daughter, David travels with his family for Spring Break and doesn't get divorced, we nominate Tom Daley as the DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 songs that are a "mood." Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to GaytriarchsPodcast@gmail.com, or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

04-30
36:15

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