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"An adult having these conversations with a 16 year-old is very disturbing, and could be potentially against the law" - listener

#30 | "George Floyd Is The Instagram Reels GOAT" | GZP

The boys head to LA for a weekend of shows at the Hollywood Improv. Why is Wyatt going to the Phineas and Ferb Campus? What BIG NEWS happened in Luke's personal life? Why is AI George Floyd the most popular man on the internet? WATCH NOW

09-17
35:01

#29 | "I Kissed My Dad On The Lips" | GZP

Wyatt's first kiss was with his Dad? Would you fight someone over pizza? Can you manifest a TV character into your life? WATCH NOW

09-10
33:33

#28 | “I Did Kill Tony On Shrooms” (feat. Charlie Mac) | GZP

Taking a gun on a plane? Taking shrooms before winning the golden ticket on Kill Tony? It’s a guest episode — with none other than the KT legend Charlie Mac. WATCH NOW

09-04
31:26

#27 | "Just Give Me The Blood Money" | GZP

Would you perform at the Riyadh comedy festival? Why is it news when a female celeb dates an ugly guy? Are you obligated to make a wedding speech as a standup comedian/ WATCH NOW

08-27
30:44

#26 | "Batman, But He Beats Up the Homeless" | GZP

How was Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp in Yellow Springs Ohio? Would a realistic Batman beat up the homeless? Are you allowed to say the word Ebony? WATCH NOW

08-20
32:55

#25 | "I FOOLED The TSA With NO ID" | GZP

Finally! A solo Wyatt and Luke episode. Wyatt signs a contract with OnlyFans (for comedy), Luke finished a month long screenwriting program in NYC, and both the boys go through TSA without an ID. It's possible... WATCH NOW

08-06
33:52

#24 | "No Nut November Is SATANIC" feat. Alvin Kuai | GZP

Comedy Cellar Regular and nationally touring headliner Alvin Kuai debates the GOAT comedian, talks about getting his first kiss, and how comedian’s onstage personas are assholes. WATCH NOW

07-23
42:54

#23 | "Whoopi Goldberg Is The Black Oprah" Feat. Alex Quow | GZP

A GZP first! Comedian and viral sensation Alex Quow joins us to regale stories of worst headline shows, first dates with girls, and how to pass a class without studying. WATCH NOW

07-16
32:38

#22 | All Lesbians Have Tragic Backstories | GZP

Luke is in NYC! Why do all Lesbians have superhero origin stories? Is Ch*nk a top tier racial slur? What is the saddest kind of school to shoot up? LISTEN NOW

07-09
32:07

#21 | Squid Game's Ending Was Worse Than Game Of Thrones | GZP

Was Squid Game's ending satisfying or titanically terrible? Does Wyatt actually have a life? Is Instagram worse for you than cigarettes? Why is the number 67 so funny? LISTEN NOW

07-03
36:05

#20 | "I Would Turn Gay To Dodge The Draft" | GZP

Would you cut your leg off to dodge the draft? Could Dennis Rodman de-arm another rogue nuclear country? Why is Zohran-mania taking over NYC? Also, recapping the NOLA & Tampa shows. LISTEN NOW

06-25
34:18

#19 | No Kings Or Muslims | GZP

Wyatt finally leaves his iPhone and switches to the new Trump Mobile. Does Andrew Cuomo have the Hilary Effect? Why is Hollywood making every male hero into a twink? LISTEN NOW

06-19
36:03

#18 | The Ice Cream Truck Or The ICE Truck? | GZP

Back from the South! We saw the Real ICE truck in Georgia, and people were running... Are there more ICE Trucks or Ice Cream Trucks? Are Trump and Elon like Captain America and Iron Man? What is the BEST fast food in the South? LISTEN NOW

06-11
32:41

#17 | P Diddy Is My Wedding Planner?! | GZP

How famous do you have to get for Trump to pardon you? Should we Suicide Squad P Diddy into being an event planner? What is the point of Homeless people according to Luke? LISTEN NOW

06-04
33:18

#16 | RIP Joe Biden’s G Spot | GZP

WE ARE BACK! After two long weeks, Wyatt is back from Europe and Luke is finished with Finals. Why are the last three days of school always BS? Can Biden still cum from his G Spot? Is Kanye’s discography like Star Wars? Could Charlie Kirk out debate preschoolers? LISTEN NOW

05-28
39:57

#15 | Men Get D*ck Pics Too! | GZP

Why do people send nudes to random insta accounts with large followings? Why do all Dads LIVE to make things awkward? Is there a racket in our Middle Schools to game the accelerated reading programs? WATCH NOW

05-08
36:39

#14 | How Many Avatars Were Aborted? | GZP

Back from Disneyland! Could you used the force to perform an abortion? Could a water bender perform an abortion? Do men deep down wish they were a gorilla? LISTEN NOW

04-30
30:27

#13 | Vatican City's Nuclear Arsenal | GZP

The Pope dies and suddenly...Kanye has something to confess. Wyatt and Luke get back from a three city tour -- SF, San Diego, Phoenix, and pose the questions: Why did our Dad tell us our Uncle was gonna be the pope? Would Luke choose Michael B Jordan over Bella Ramsay? WATCH NOW

04-24
29:19

#12 | Why Is Instagram Showing Down Syndrome Baddies? | GZP

Who in history was Autistic? Is Henry Clay the GOAT non-president? Why does Instagram keep pushing hot Down Syndrome girls? Also, Luke has a HOT TAKE on a certain group of people... WATCH NOW

04-22
32:50

#11 | Do Guys Shave (Down There) Before EVERY Date? | GZP

Do men manscape before every date, party, and social occasion? Does Vlad Zelensky's eyes hold the sadness of 100,000 men? Is the Minecraft Movie Instagram Reels in theaters? LISTEN NOW

04-09
36:09

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