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Author: Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).
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Dealing With Our Demons

Dealing With Our Demons

2019-06-1701:30:093

It's a hot one! We are so excited to have Hannah Berner of Bravo's Summer House, Berning in Hell podcast, and meme royalty to discuss mental health when it comes to dating, tackling your own issues, and the differences between toxic relationships and healthy ones. We're also talking about the allure of ugly-hot guys, difficulty getting over funny guys, and a whole bag of weird shit during a hilarious round of Red Light Green Light. Enjoy! Follow Hannah on Instagram @BeingBernz. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for just $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Living Proof: Get 20% off any No Frizz products at livingproof.com/gge, use promo code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 and use the code GGE80. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and enter GGE. 
Is He Micro-Cheating?

Is He Micro-Cheating?

2019-06-1001:28:455

It's our 69th EPISODE (!!!), it's just the two of us, and we're bringing it back to our roots and covering shady social media behavior. We discuss when a partner is "micro-cheating" -- what it looks like, what it means, and how you can approach the situation. We also share some awkward/embarrassing/alcohol-related instances that happened recently, reveal our true feelings about 69ing, and play another emotional game of "How I Knew It Was Real." We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. Betabrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your Dress Pant Yoga Pants. Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything else at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
Are You Threesome Material?

Are You Threesome Material?

2019-06-0301:17:184

We have the hilarious/beautiful/savage Marie Faustin join us to discuss everything from threesome propositions to pegging fantasies to why she doesn't want a boyfriend. Subtopics include: Cowboy boots, broke dudes, and gay porn. We bring back "Is This Weird?" with some doozies, and also catch up on our latest (mis)adventures with guys and the foolproof way to know if someone isn't into you. Enjoy! Follow Marie on Instagram @Reeezy and check her website for show dates and more info. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for show dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE for $100 of free credit for your first 7 days. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first order. ModCloth: For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to modcloth.com and enter code GGE. One time use, expires 10/5/19. 
Sex Toy Story

Sex Toy Story

2019-05-2701:49:3010

Break out the lube y'all, it's a sex toy episode! We have the amazingly knowledgable Lisa Finn from Babeland toy shop giving us all the good vibrations. We're talking about choosing the right sex toys, introducing them with your partner, BDSM, butt stuff (plugs, pegging, etc.), lube, and more. We're also sharing our most embarrassing vibrator-related stories, along with your submissions. Enjoy! Shop at Babeland.com (code BabesGottaEat for a discount) and follow on Instagram @babeland_toys. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid dating app today. Openfit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
When Dudes Get Dumped

When Dudes Get Dumped

2019-05-2001:35:133

We've talked plenty about women getting over breakups but what happens when dudes get their hearts broken? We have hilarious comedian Anthony DeVito telling his tragic tale (don't worry, he's fine now) and sharing the ways he coped with losing (who he thought was) the love of his life. We're also talking about finding love at any age (hint: there's hope for your single grandparents), and misreading signs on dates and the embarrassment that goes with it. Also in the episode: Canada tour dates (!!!), recapping Rayna's Cuba trip and previewing Ashley's upcoming travels, and a PSA on women's rights. We hope you enjoy! Follow Anthony on Instagram @Devo4Tivo and get his album Dream Occupation. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge, promo code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at FabFitFun.com, promo code GGE. Lola: For 25% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and enter GGE25. 
Girl Code

Girl Code

2019-05-1301:33:071

Can I date someone my friend dated? Should I care that my friends still talk to my ex? If I catch a guy cheating on his girlfriend, do I tell? We're answering these questions and more on our GIRL CODE episode. We're also sharing our own girl code experiences (spoiler alert: they're sex related), giving some Netflix and spank bank recommendations, and introducing a new feel-good segment where we may or may not cry again. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. BetaBrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your Dress Pant Yoga Pants. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, go to buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything at Bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
You know we love someone who can speak profoundly on relationships and also talk shit, so we're very #blessed to have Kate Kennedy of Be There in Five and author of Twinkle Twinkle Social Media Star join us this week. We're discussing the pressure to get engaged from family/friends/coworkers based on their expectations (and how not to be one of those assholes), dating app profiles (guys, what are you DOING?), and how not to drag your past relationship baggage into the next one. We're also introducing a brand new segment of feel-good stories (for once), and sharing a surprising DM proposition we both received. We hope you enjoy! Follow Kate on Instagram @BeThereInFive and check her website for everything else. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for NEW TOUR DATES and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Baked By Melissa: Get 15% off your order at BakedByMelissa.com and enter code GGE when you sign up. Hers: Get your first month of birth control for $5 at ForHers.com/gge. OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid app today. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at FabFitFun.com and use the code GGE.  
Is Love F*cked?

Is Love F*cked?

2019-04-2901:21:533

We convinced Mark Manson (life guru/bestselling author of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck) to sit down and answer the question "Is love f*cked?" (Spoiler alert: It doesn't have to be.) We discuss the current hellscape of dating and how both men and women should navigate it, expressing your feelings and getting out the gray area, and whether love is enough to sustain a relationship. We also have him "Mansplain" some hot topics like when to sleep with someone and the reason men ghost then resurface. Also on the agenda: Ashley's new fantasy and Rayna's apartment drama. Enjoy! Visit MarkManson.net for articles, courses, and to purchase his books, and follow him on Instagram @MarkMansonNet. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Brumate: Go to Brumate.com and use code GGE for 15% off your first order. OpenFit: Get a special, extended 30-day free trial membership to OpenFit by texting GGE to 303030. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
When You Know, You Know

When You Know, You Know

2019-04-2201:27:171

How do you know when you meet the right person? We're chatting with ultimate girl crush Eden Grinshpan (restaurateur and host of Top Chef Canada) about getting engaged within weeks of meeting her husband and how they're still killing it (with a kid) six years later. We also discuss the illusion of perfection on social media, the best country to meet men, nightmare dates, and the secret to "having it all." And lastly, we play a game of Psycho or Power Move and dissect some confusing (but not surprising) male behavior. Enjoy! Follow Eden on Instagram @EdenEats and check her out on Top Chef on Food Network Canada. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode. Betabrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge to get 20% of your Dress Pant Yoga Pants. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge + promo code GGE. Zola: To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry, go to zola.com/gge. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 + use code GGE80. 
Always a Bridesmaid

Always a Bridesmaid

2019-04-1501:34:35

Raise a glass...it's our WEDDING EPISODE! We're discussing survival skills for being single (and/or broke) during wedding season, wedding planning tips so your guests don't hate you, overall etiquette, bridezilla behavior, bridesmaid woes, eloping, and even tips for canceling the whole thing! We also share our proudest wedding walk-of-shame stories. Cheers, we hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid dating app today. Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at Poshmark.com, invite code GGE5. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything at BioClarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. Lola: To get 25% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter GGE25 when you subscribe. 
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Comments (30)

Vanessa Pyle

I have a Hope(less) chest!

Jun 19th
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Vicki Holland

Yes girls! So good!

May 27th
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Haley Deuel

Dude sounds like Cody Ko when he speaks but then sounds like Noel Miller when he laughs. Love it.

May 22nd
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Mir

really dig these 1h casts. and the truth bomb about texting >>

May 20th
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jack mchogoff

Beyonce is a fat pig.....

May 19th
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Mir

All the great advice, and my brain trying to rationalize it away. But these casts are really funny haha

May 8th
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Mir

Date another person, if you're becoming obsessed with the first? Noting it all down loving this episode, and the self love stuff broken down. loving the do stuff advice

May 8th
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Mir

Really appreciate the advice on waiting, and fine the league thing interesting. and the dating instead of being passive. I like the advice on 3 months, and the stress too

May 8th
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KMS

but Ellen is married

Apr 26th
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Shauna Hensley

these girls crack me up and are super entertaining and make me feel normal! lol

Apr 25th
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Wyatt Kirby Rowe

as a guy who NEVER took these quizzes at the end, I LOVE these omg

Apr 18th
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Heather Deitchman

this episode was great!

Apr 12th
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Sohel Hanif

Heather Deitchman hi

Apr 18th
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Kina Cosper

wack.

Apr 8th
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Helen Rogers

I have been LMAO with this episode! "Was he a Capricorn?" "No. He was the fucking devil!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Apr 1st
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Sarah C

This talking like the Kardashians grinds my gears!!!😐😐

Mar 26th
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KLF

Kelley seems nice but says "like" wayyyy too often.

Mar 21st
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Maddie Spinner

this episode 👌

Mar 7th
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Kelsey Elsberry

I have been an avid listener of this show for a few months and just now listening to the most recent episode have to leave a comment somewhere to people and say... Listen to this podcast. men and women but especially you ladies, give them a chance and listen. They are funny and have great guests and talk about real stuff.

Mar 5th
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Wes Goodon

only if one of you becomes a woman!!

Mar 1st
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Helen Rogers

you gals are SO AWESOME! It's so rare to listen to younger women speak with such a level head and think like an *gasp*choke* older woman like myself. Keep up the great work! I love SO MANY of your episodes. And, if you ever want a guest who can chat up the "older, experienced woman" angle (ugh, I hate admitting that, since I'm still single and look YOUR age), let me know. I also have a show suggestion ... but fully expect I may be burned at a stake by viewers that would listen. :'(

Feb 28th
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