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Author: Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).
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Mastering the Apps

Mastering the Apps

2019-10-1401:37:246

What profile pics should I use? How do I craft the perfect opening line? Is it normal to hate my life every time I start swiping? We're answering these questions and deep diving on everything dating apps -- profile pics, bios, opening lines, first dates, and even when to say Boy Bye and move on from a match. AND we're reading the best and worst pickup lines you've gotten on the apps. We're also catching up on Rayna's thriving social life and Ashley's recent wedding (complete with wedding speech tips). Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @rayna.greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Native: Get 20% off your first purchase at nativedeodorant.com, use code GGE20. Away: Visit awaytravel.com and use promo code GGE to get $20 off a suitcase. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
Breaking the Pattern

Breaking the Pattern

2019-10-0701:25:488

We have Internet sensation, soon-to-be-author, our new friend, and record holder of the biggest traps we've ever seen Tank Sinatra join us for an enlightening conversation on relationships. We discuss codependency and breaking the pattern of it, when to sleep with someone for the first time, what real intimacy is, vetting someone on a first date, and more. We have him Mansplain some of your burning questions about male behavior, and we also deep dive into CUFFING SEASON and our goals for it. Enjoy! Follow Tank on Instagram @Tank.Sinatra and @TanksGoodNews. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for merch and tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at article.com/gge. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. BetaBrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your dress pant yoga pants. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit Buffy.co and use code GGE. 
What's Your Fantasy?

What's Your Fantasy?

2019-09-3001:29:055

We are so honored to have the Beyoncé of Porn (our words, not hers) Erika Lust join us for a real and raw discussion about adult films and fantasies. She's an erotic film director/producer and truly a pioneer in the female-oriented porn world, and we're talking to her about how porn has changed peoples' sex lives for better or for worse, fantasies (and how to use erotic videos to make them a reality), where to watch ethical porn, tips for making your own x-rated home video, fluffers (still a thing?), and more. We're also catching up on our latest tour and all the shit that went down, and playing an appropriately sex-themed round of Is This Weird? Enjoy! Check out Erika's films at XConfessions.com  and follow her on Instagram at @ErikaLust. Click HERE for your free week trial of X Confessions. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for merch and tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Use code GGE to get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to get 15% off your first purchase. BioClarity: Get 15% off everything at bioclarity.com with code GGE.
Thank U, Sext

Thank U, Sext

2019-09-2301:33:375

Cue up the eggplant emoji -- we're getting into sexting and dirty talk! Certified sex coach and writer Gigi Engle joins us to discuss what to say in your sexts, rule of nudes, dirty talk in the bedroom (and the best positions for it), what NOT to say about your partner's genitalia, and more. We're also playing a game of That Took a Turn and catching up on Ashley's new life change and Rayna's recent neighbor run-in. Enjoy! Follow Gigi on Instagram @GigiEngle and check her website for everything else. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Billie: Go now to mybillie.com/gge to save 10% off your razor. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to get your new favorite flats. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership. Text GGE to 303030. Lola: To get 40% off your first month's subscription, go to mylola.com and enter code GGE. 
You're Not The One

You're Not The One

2019-09-1601:27:519

Should you continue dating someone if you know they're not The One? How do you break up with your partner when they've done nothing wrong? We're discussing "lukewarm" relationships and breaking up with someone who's great but just not great for you, and sharing our most recent experiences with this (ie. all your questions on our summer romances answered). AND we're introducing a spicy new segment about y'all f*cking your doormen (we're so proud). Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo at livingproof.com/gge with code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
Confirmed Bachelor

Confirmed Bachelor

2019-09-0901:43:235

It's the most dramatic two-on-one date in Bachelor history: Rayna, Ashley, and Derek Peth. Ok, so maybe it's not that dramatic but we do get deep with the #BachelorNation favorite. We discuss playing hard to get, dating multiple people at once, virginity/condom mishaps, thirst trapping on Instagram, being known as a crier, and much more. And of course we're answering your burning Bachelor questions (most importantly about drinking/eating/f*cking on the show). We hope you enjoy! Follow Derek on Instagram @PethDerek or just Google him. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for $24 ($99 value) when you sign up for a VIP at fabletics.com/gge. Native: Get 20% off your first purchase by going to nativedeodorant.com and entering promo code GGE at checkout. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com and code GGE at checkout. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit buffy.co and use code GGE. 
Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

2019-09-0201:44:019

We have comedy power couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo on this extra sexy episode where we discuss couples therapy (they're pros), working in the same industry as your partner, how to keep the spark alive, dirty talk, and much more. They're also sharing their story of turning a friendship into a romance, recapping their recent engagement (!!!), AND answering listener questions about relationship issues. This is our last episode in the original home studio where it all began, and we hope you enjoy! Follow Courtney on Instagram @CourtMaginnis and Casey @CaseyJSalengo. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Feals: Become a member today by going to feals.com/gge and get 50% off your first order + free shipping. Postmates: Download the free app and use code GGE for $100 of delivery credit for your first 7 days. FabFitFun: Use code GGE to get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an additional 15% off at bioclarity.com with code GGE at checkout. 
This Friendship is Over!

This Friendship is Over!

2019-08-2601:34:4112

Friend breakups can be just as painful as romantic ones and we're discussing it all -- drifting apart, getting back together, fights, jealousy, roommate conflicts, making new friends, and more. We also recap and rank fights we've had (oh yes, we fight...in public), and play an extra special round of "How I Knew She Was a True Friend." And lastly, we catch up on Dewey Beach, Rayna's brother, and Ashley's vibrators. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to find your new favorite flats. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to get 15% off your first purchase. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. Lola: Get 40% off your first month's subscription at mylola.com and enter code GGE when you subscribe. 
Spilling the Fertility Tea

Spilling the Fertility Tea

2019-08-1901:44:506

Ooh baby baby, we're talking fertility on this episode with renowned gyno-to-the-stars Dr. Sean Henry. We discuss how to know if you're fertile, what can affect/not affect your reproductive abilities, all things egg freezing (age, procedure, cost, etc.), more. And we have a very special guest MERRILL (!!!) join us to discuss her recent "baby insurance" policy. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: LiquidIV: Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with code GGE at checkout. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get $10 off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
I F*cked Up

I F*cked Up

2019-08-1101:37:519

We're talking about MISTAKES and have hilarious comedian/friend Francis Ellis join us to chat about being fired from (what was once) his dream job and the aftermath that ensued, including a semi-consensual trip to France. We discuss turning negatives into positives in all areas of life (work, relationships, etc.), decide if "once a cheater always a cheater" is true, and have Francis mansplain some burning questions about male behavior from our female listeners. We also catch up on our most recent travels, Ashley's apartment search, and a piggyback ride in Minneapolis that took a turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow Francis on Instagram @francisccellis and check out his podcast Oops. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at livingproof.com/gge + promo code GGE. Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an extra 15% off everything at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
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Comments (45)

Rebecca Roach

After episode #82, I just need to know if Derek and Rayna are dating? The only podcast I've ever religiously followed. Currently catching up on all the older episodes! xoxo

Sep 24th
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Romina Lankford

can you guys talk about CRYO BANKS and at home insemination... having a kid alone. buying the sperm and make it happened on your own.

Sep 10th
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Rebecca Roach

the last 15 minutes of this episode gave me years of hope that I'll find a guy like the ones those girls described when they knew he was the one. loved it!

Aug 30th
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Haley

thank you for covering this topic 😘

Aug 19th
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Robin S

can you re-upload this episode? I'm having difficulty downloading the file. thanks!

Aug 14th
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Kathy Marie

Why did her story change on when her fiancé left her? At the beginning of the podcast she says her fiancé left her the day of the engagement party and she still had to go to the party but now he left her the day after the party? Are you lying?

Aug 7th
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Vanessa Kirby

The orgy story was so funny when your friend looked over and give you the thumbs up.

Jul 29th
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Vanessa Kirby

I totally agree there shouldn't be pressure about going to each other's holidays! I agree that is there IS such thing as too soon! Definitely Should be together for a bit and be serious about each other. I personally loathe the first time I met all my boyfriends families at holidays. I always dreaded it!!!! Never looked forward to it! Glad that hopefully😆should be a thing of the past, since I have a fiancee, and we have a son together! Does that make me weird or is that a normal thing? I feel like its more normal then people admit! I am also curious about who weird holiday tradition that they don't want to participate in ... definitely intrigued let us know if they email you back🤣 I absolutely love this podcast guys!! Thanks for making me laugh all the time! Even though This is a dating show and I'm married with a child it is my favorite show so far keep up the great work.

Jul 29th
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Orla O' Shea

Brilliant, I feel this podcast is getting better and is more quality. Gone is a lot of the crudeness and the air of snobbery towards people of certain jobs..

Jul 13th
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Vanessa Kirby

I've just recently discover your podcast. Yall are soo freaking funny! Thank you for making me laugh

Jun 24th
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Vanessa Pyle

I have a Hope(less) chest!

Jun 19th
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Vicki Holland

Yes girls! So good!

May 27th
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Haley Deuel

Dude sounds like Cody Ko when he speaks but then sounds like Noel Miller when he laughs. Love it.

May 22nd
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Mir

really dig these 1h casts. and the truth bomb about texting >>

May 20th
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Mir

All the great advice, and my brain trying to rationalize it away. But these casts are really funny haha

May 8th
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Mir

Date another person, if you're becoming obsessed with the first? Noting it all down loving this episode, and the self love stuff broken down. loving the do stuff advice

May 8th
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Mir

Really appreciate the advice on waiting, and fine the league thing interesting. and the dating instead of being passive. I like the advice on 3 months, and the stress too

May 8th
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KMS

but Ellen is married

Apr 26th
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Shauna Hensley

these girls crack me up and are super entertaining and make me feel normal! lol

Apr 25th
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Wyatt Kirby Rowe

as a guy who NEVER took these quizzes at the end, I LOVE these omg

Apr 18th
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