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Author: Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).
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Spilling the Fertility Tea

Spilling the Fertility Tea

2019-08-1901:45:113

Ooh baby baby, we're talking fertility on this episode with renowned gyno-to-the-stars Dr. Sean Henry. We discuss how to know if you're fertile, what can affect/not affect your reproductive abilities, all things egg freezing (age, procedure, cost, etc.), more. And we have a very special guest MERRILL (!!!) join us to discuss her recent "baby insurance" policy. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: LiquidIV: Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with code GGE at checkout. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get $10 off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
I F*cked Up

I F*cked Up

2019-08-1101:37:515

We're talking about MISTAKES and have hilarious comedian/friend Francis Ellis join us to chat about being fired from (what was once) his dream job and the aftermath that ensued, including a semi-consensual trip to France. We discuss turning negatives into positives in all areas of life (work, relationships, etc.), decide if "once a cheater always a cheater" is true, and have Francis mansplain some burning questions about male behavior from our female listeners. We also catch up on our most recent travels, Ashley's apartment search, and a piggyback ride in Minneapolis that took a turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow Francis on Instagram @francisccellis and check out his podcast Oops. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at livingproof.com/gge + promo code GGE. Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an extra 15% off everything at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
Like a Virgin

Like a Virgin

2019-08-0501:33:064

We have sex and dating writer Candice Jalili (Elite Daily, Cosmo, Time, etc.) in the house studio to discuss the "late blooming" topics we've been dying to deep dive on -- being a virgin in your twenties and never having a boyfriend. We chat about overcoming insecurities, knowing when to give it up, our virginity losing stories (ranked), and what it's like always being the single friend. Also, we catch up on life events (is Ashley moving?!), and play an extra ridiculous game of This Took a Turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow Candice on Instagram at @CandiceJalili and check her website for her work. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Away: Go to awaytravel.com/gge and use promo code GGE to get $20 off a suitcase. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with promo code GGE. 
That's right, we're talking about the ever-so-important languages of love -- what the five languages mean, which ones we are, and how to get your partner to speak your language for a happier, healthier relationship. We also deep dive about cuddling (are you a Rayna or an Ashley?), and discuss the phenomenon of exes coming back into your life just to fuck it up. AND we have an extra special former guest join us to catch up on testicles, his new relationship, and play a round of Psycho or Power Move. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Native: Get 20% off your first purchase by going to nativedeodorant.com and entering code GGE. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to find your new favorite flats. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. 
In this episode, we are deep diving into mental health (mental illnesses, treatments, and even suicide) with comedian Brendan Eyre, and he's the most perfect person to discuss these topics and provide plenty of comic relief along the way. He takes us through his "journey" of mental health from a psychotic breakdown in Alaska to trying to escape a psych ward to where he is today in a solid place doing comedy and in a loving relationship. We also tackle how to handle mental illness in a relationship. And we kick off the episode with an update on our latest travels (specifically, Jersey strippers and dates in Denver). We hope you enjoy! Follow Brendan on Instagram @EyreBud and get his album here. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: LiquidIV: Get 25% off at LiquidIV.com with code GGE at checkout. No Bull: For simple, durable, and functional training gear, visit nobullproject.com/gge. HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
What Women Want

What Women Want

2019-07-1501:32:483

Do lesbians deal with the same bullshit straight women do when it comes to dating? We have hilarious comedian (and lowkey model) Sydnee Washington joining us to discuss this, along with other topics like the female orgasm and life factors that affect it, opening up your relationship, communicating with women vs. men, your family not accepting your sexuality, and much more. We also bring back Fuck Marry Kill, and catch up on celeb sightings, Rayna's vibrator crisis, and Ashley's hot new neighbors. Enjoy! Follow Sydnee on Instagram @JustSydbw. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for NEW tour dates, merch, and fundraising. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout. Living Proof: Get 20% off any No Frizz products at livingproof.com/gge, code GGE. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and use code GGE. 
Give Me My Privacy

Give Me My Privacy

2019-07-0801:37:374

Does my partner deserve to know how many people I've slept with? What about my past relationship history? Should we know each other's phone passwords? How can I poop in private?! We're answering all these burning questions about privacy and boundaries on this week's episode. We're also discussing Ashley's birthday (and more #CancerSzn feelings), Rayna's recent tryst, and playing another shocking round of That Took a Turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Donate to our fundraiser for Immigrant Families Together HERE. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Birchbox: Get $5 off your first month of You-Time by going to birchbox.com/gge and enter code GGE. Fabletics: Get 2 pairs of leggings for just $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines and 15% off everything else at Bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
Being Happy Being Alone

Being Happy Being Alone

2019-07-0101:38:4410

We're covering lots of important ground on this episode with writer/author Maria Del Russo -- how to accept (and enjoy) being single, finding yourself and not being a "dating chameleon", knowing what you want and don't want in a partner, not letting bad dates get you down, booty call chauffeurs, hammock sex, and more. We also introduce a new feel-good segment inspired by Maria's book "Simple Acts of Love" and catch up on Rayna's Russian adventure and who Ashley is beefing with now. We hope you enjoy! Follow Maria on Instagram @MariaDelRusso and check her out more here. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: No Bull: For simple, durable, and functional training gear, visit nobullproject.com/gge. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to shop their stylish, sustainable shoes. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. 
Young Love

Young Love

2019-06-2401:34:589

We're joined by comedians Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon who are absolutely hilarious, best friends (or so we thought), and happily married. We're talking to them about meeting your spouse at a young age, married life vs. single life, keeping the spark alive, and more. We play a game of Psycho or Power Move with one of the funniest stories we've heard yet, and also catch up on summer travel, new feedback on 69'ing, and a dating app update we're pissed about. We hope you love this one as much as we do! Follow Mike Cannon at Instagram @IAmMikeCannon and check his website for more. Follow Mike Feeney @IAmMikeFeeney and check his website for more. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Butcherbox: Go to butcherbox.com/gge and enter code GGE for $20 off your first box + free bacon for life. Openfit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE t 303030. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
Dealing With Our Demons

Dealing With Our Demons

2019-06-1701:30:098

It's a hot one! We are so excited to have Hannah Berner of Bravo's Summer House, Berning in Hell podcast, and meme royalty to discuss mental health when it comes to dating, tackling your own issues, and the differences between toxic relationships and healthy ones. We're also talking about the allure of ugly-hot guys, difficulty getting over funny guys, and a whole bag of weird shit during a hilarious round of Red Light Green Light. Enjoy! Follow Hannah on Instagram @BeingBernz. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for just $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Living Proof: Get 20% off any No Frizz products at livingproof.com/gge, use promo code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 and use the code GGE80. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to mylola.com and enter GGE. 
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Haley

thank you for covering this topic 😘

Aug 19th
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Kimberley Cotton

Haley 😍

Aug 20th
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Robin S

can you re-upload this episode? I'm having difficulty downloading the file. thanks!

Aug 14th
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Koenigsegg

Robin S Hi please try clearing cache first and then try again. If this doesn't help, do contact me again.

Aug 14th
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Kathy Marie

Why did her story change on when her fiancé left her? At the beginning of the podcast she says her fiancé left her the day of the engagement party and she still had to go to the party but now he left her the day after the party? Are you lying?

Aug 7th
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Kathy Marie

Ryan Jones I’m so glad it’s not just me! I thought I was going crazy.

Aug 8th
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Ryan Jones

Kathy Marie I'm confused too!

Aug 8th
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Vanessa Kirby

The orgy story was so funny when your friend looked over and give you the thumbs up.

Jul 29th
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Primo Russell

Vanessa Kirby Great and so funny :)

Jul 29th
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Vanessa Kirby

I totally agree there shouldn't be pressure about going to each other's holidays! I agree that is there IS such thing as too soon! Definitely Should be together for a bit and be serious about each other. I personally loathe the first time I met all my boyfriends families at holidays. I always dreaded it!!!! Never looked forward to it! Glad that hopefully😆should be a thing of the past, since I have a fiancee, and we have a son together! Does that make me weird or is that a normal thing? I feel like its more normal then people admit! I am also curious about who weird holiday tradition that they don't want to participate in ... definitely intrigued let us know if they email you back🤣 I absolutely love this podcast guys!! Thanks for making me laugh all the time! Even though This is a dating show and I'm married with a child it is my favorite show so far keep up the great work.

Jul 29th
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Primo Russell

Vanessa Kirby Interesting podcsats! keep up the great work~

Jul 29th
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Orla O' Shea

Brilliant, I feel this podcast is getting better and is more quality. Gone is a lot of the crudeness and the air of snobbery towards people of certain jobs..

Jul 13th
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Vanessa Kirby

I've just recently discover your podcast. Yall are soo freaking funny! Thank you for making me laugh

Jun 24th
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Vanessa Pyle

I have a Hope(less) chest!

Jun 19th
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Vicki Holland

Yes girls! So good!

May 27th
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Haley Deuel

Dude sounds like Cody Ko when he speaks but then sounds like Noel Miller when he laughs. Love it.

May 22nd
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Mir

really dig these 1h casts. and the truth bomb about texting >>

May 20th
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jack mchogoff

Beyonce is a fat pig.....

May 19th
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Mir

All the great advice, and my brain trying to rationalize it away. But these casts are really funny haha

May 8th
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Mir

Date another person, if you're becoming obsessed with the first? Noting it all down loving this episode, and the self love stuff broken down. loving the do stuff advice

May 8th
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Mir

Really appreciate the advice on waiting, and fine the league thing interesting. and the dating instead of being passive. I like the advice on 3 months, and the stress too

May 8th
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KMS

but Ellen is married

Apr 26th
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Shauna Hensley

these girls crack me up and are super entertaining and make me feel normal! lol

Apr 25th
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Wyatt Kirby Rowe

as a guy who NEVER took these quizzes at the end, I LOVE these omg

Apr 18th
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Heather Deitchman

this episode was great!

Apr 12th
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Sohel Hanif

Heather Deitchman hi

Apr 18th
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Kina Cosper

wack.

Apr 8th
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