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Author: Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@Rayna.Greenberg) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).
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From Dating to Cohabitating

From Dating to Cohabitating

2019-12-0901:54:285

We're covering a lot of ground in this dating discussion with our friend and comedian Mark "Jiggy" Jigarjian. We deep dive on the best places for first, second, and third dates, who pays, and excuses for bailing, then pivot to moving in with your significant other -- why men can be more hesitant to do it, how to handle your partner's triggers, and more. We also have Jiggy "Mansplain" listener questions about confusing male behavior, and we catch up on recent incidents with our families. We hope you enjoy! Follow Jiggy on Instagram @JiggyComedy and his website. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Postmates: Download the free app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. FabFitFun: Go to FabFitFun.com and use code GGE for $10 off your first box. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, go to buffy.co and use code GGE. HelloFresh: Get 9 free meals by going to hellofresh.com/gge9 and use code GGE9. 
Do It for the 'Gram

Do It for the 'Gram

2019-12-0201:35:218

You can't deny that social media matters when it comes to dating, and we're discussing every stage of it: The BEFORE (behavior on social media when you're looking for a partner), DURING (going Insta-official, to post or not to post, etc.) and AFTER (deleting pics post-breakup and more). We also play an extra hilarious round of Fuck My Phone and catch up on everything from celeb sightings to documentaries to guys gone wild on dating apps. Enjoy and #StayBlessed!  Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Aurate: Get 15% off your first purchase at auratenewyork.com/gge and use code GGE. Billie: Go now to save 10% off your razor at mybillie.com/gge. Article: Get $50 off your first order of $100 or more at article.com/gge. Bioclarity: Take 15% off everything at bioclarity.com with code GGE. 
Strap in, we have a story for y'all. Our new friend and founder of OKREAL Amy Fraser joins us to share her shocking story of being cheated on by her husband and her whole world crashing down, starting a new life, dating as a single mother, and regaining her identity. We also catch up on our lives (surgeries, dates, holiday plans, outdated movie reviews), and play a round of How I Knew it WASN'T Real. We hope you enjoy! Check out Amy's company OKREAL and follow her on Instagram at @AmeOhMy. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and NEW MERCH! Thank you to our partners for this episode: Zola: To build your free wedding website and get $50 toward your registry, go to zola.com/gge. Quip: Go to getquip.com/gge to get your first refill free. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to get 15% off your first purchase.
Welcome to the Family

Welcome to the Family

2019-11-1801:38:117

Get ready to laugh and try to keep up -- we have the one-and-only Taylor Strecker of The Taylor Strecker Show join us to talk about everything from divorce to dicks to becoming a lesbian later in life. She is an open book and we loved hearing her story. We discuss a few topics we haven't covered in depth before: Not getting along with your significant other's family, and coming out to your conservative family. We also catch up on Rayna's long-distance dick appointment, Ashley's To Catch a Predator moment, and we introduce a new segment: Foods Over Dudes. Hope you enjoy! Follow Taylor on Instagram @TaylorStrecker and check her website for her radio show and more. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: StitchFix: Go to stitchfix.com/gge to get started with no styling fee + an extra 25% off when you keep everything in your box. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. Ritual: Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
How do I stop falling for fuckboys? Do they ever change? Can girls be fuckboys, too? Mary Beth Barone, comedian and creator of Drag His Ass: A Fuckboy Treatment Program, joins us to answer these questions + more. We're deep diving on the fuckboy infestation and how to combat it, sharing our own experiences, and reading hilarious listener submissions for "I Knew He Was a Fuckboy When...". We also rant on travel pet peeves and give Hallmark & Chill suggestions for the holidays. Hope you enjoy! Follow Mary Beth on Instagram @MaryBethBarone and @DragHisAss. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at FabFitFun.com with code GGE. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. HelloFresh: Get 9 free meals with HelloFresh at hellofresh.com/GGE9  promo code GGE9. Lola: For 30% off your first month's subscription, visit mylola.com + code GGE30 when you subscribe. 
"Sorry You Feel That Way"

"Sorry You Feel That Way"

2019-11-0401:35:087

Why won't he apologize? Should you apologize if you've done nothing wrong? How do you back out of an argument when you're in the middle of it and realize you're wrong? (Oops.) On this episode, we're discussing all things apologies -- how to get one, how to give one, and when the one you got just isn't enough. We also recap our latest travels/guys we met on the road and debate a hot hygiene topic: Booty cleanliness. AND we're introducing a hilarious new segment called FUCK MY PHONE based on your most embarrassing technology mishaps. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: LiquidIV: Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with code GGE at checkout. Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at article.com/gge. Billie: Go now to save 10% off your razor at mybillie.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. 
Breakup Bootcamp

Breakup Bootcamp

2019-10-2801:52:1410

Spoiler alert: This episode may change your life. We have Amy Chan, founder of Renew Breakup Bootcamp, join us to map out the path from heartbroken to happy. We discuss actions to take in the first weeks post-breakup when you feel like you're gonna die, recognizing your dating patterns and changing them, how to stop toxic relationship fantasizing, and more. And aside from Amy's incredible advice, we share some embarrassing texts-gone-wrong, and introduce a new (and soon-to-be-favorite) segment How I Knew It WASN'T Real. We hope you enjoy! Follow Amy on Instagram at @MissAmyChan and check out her website and Renew Breakup Bootcamp. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: StitchFix: Go to stitchfix.com/gge for a complimentary styling fee and an extra 25% off when you keep everything in the box. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge for 15% off your first order. Bioclarity: Take 15% off everything at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
Love, Sex, and Murder

Love, Sex, and Murder

2019-10-2101:40:599

We got one of our favorite comedians, the inimitable and uncensored Andrew Schulz, to sit down with us, spill about his relationship (which he rarely does), and debate why women love murder. We also chat about DM slides, why men are getting better at pleasing women, butt stuff, double standards of plastic surgery, the current state/future of comedy, and more. Plus, Rayna shares her latest (and proven) pickup line, while Ashley is still in the thick of wedding season. We hope you enjoy! Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewSchulz and check his website for videos, tour dates, and more. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Feals: Become a member at feals.com/gge and get 50% off your first order + free shipping. Figs: Take 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership when you text GGE to 303030. Lola: Get 30% off your first month's subscription at mylola.com, code GGE30.
Mastering the Apps

Mastering the Apps

2019-10-1401:37:299

What profile pics should I use? How do I craft the perfect opening line? Is it normal to hate my life every time I start swiping? We're answering these questions and deep diving on everything dating apps -- profile pics, bios, opening lines, first dates, and even when to say Boy Bye and move on from a match. AND we're reading the best and worst pickup lines you've gotten on the apps. We're also catching up on Rayna's thriving social life and Ashley's recent wedding (complete with wedding speech tips). Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @rayna.greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Native: Get 20% off your first purchase at nativedeodorant.com, use code GGE20. Away: Visit awaytravel.com and use promo code GGE to get $20 off a suitcase. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
Breaking the Pattern

Breaking the Pattern

2019-10-0701:25:4814

We have Internet sensation, soon-to-be-author, our new friend, and record holder of the biggest traps we've ever seen Tank Sinatra join us for an enlightening conversation on relationships. We discuss codependency and breaking the pattern of it, when to sleep with someone for the first time, what real intimacy is, vetting someone on a first date, and more. We have him Mansplain some of your burning questions about male behavior, and we also deep dive into CUFFING SEASON and our goals for it. Enjoy! Follow Tank on Instagram @Tank.Sinatra and @TanksGoodNews. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for merch and tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at article.com/gge. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. BetaBrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 20% off your dress pant yoga pants. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit Buffy.co and use code GGE. 
What's Your Fantasy?

What's Your Fantasy?

2019-09-3001:29:055

We are so honored to have the Beyoncé of Porn (our words, not hers) Erika Lust join us for a real and raw discussion about adult films and fantasies. She's an erotic film director/producer and truly a pioneer in the female-oriented porn world, and we're talking to her about how porn has changed peoples' sex lives for better or for worse, fantasies (and how to use erotic videos to make them a reality), where to watch ethical porn, tips for making your own x-rated home video, fluffers (still a thing?), and more. We're also catching up on our latest tour and all the shit that went down, and playing an appropriately sex-themed round of Is This Weird? Enjoy! Check out Erika's films at XConfessions.com  and follow her on Instagram at @ErikaLust. Click HERE for your free week trial of X Confessions. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for merch and tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Use code GGE to get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to get 15% off your first purchase. BioClarity: Get 15% off everything at bioclarity.com with code GGE.
Thank U, Sext

Thank U, Sext

2019-09-2301:33:376

Cue up the eggplant emoji -- we're getting into sexting and dirty talk! Certified sex coach and writer Gigi Engle joins us to discuss what to say in your sexts, rule of nudes, dirty talk in the bedroom (and the best positions for it), what NOT to say about your partner's genitalia, and more. We're also playing a game of That Took a Turn and catching up on Ashley's new life change and Rayna's recent neighbor run-in. Enjoy! Follow Gigi on Instagram @GigiEngle and check her website for everything else. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Billie: Go now to mybillie.com/gge to save 10% off your razor. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to get your new favorite flats. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership. Text GGE to 303030. Lola: To get 40% off your first month's subscription, go to mylola.com and enter code GGE. 
You're Not The One

You're Not The One

2019-09-1601:27:5410

Should you continue dating someone if you know they're not The One? How do you break up with your partner when they've done nothing wrong? We're discussing "lukewarm" relationships and breaking up with someone who's great but just not great for you, and sharing our most recent experiences with this (ie. all your questions on our summer romances answered). AND we're introducing a spicy new segment about y'all f*cking your doormen (we're so proud). Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo at livingproof.com/gge with code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
Confirmed Bachelor

Confirmed Bachelor

2019-09-0901:43:235

It's the most dramatic two-on-one date in Bachelor history: Rayna, Ashley, and Derek Peth. Ok, so maybe it's not that dramatic but we do get deep with the #BachelorNation favorite. We discuss playing hard to get, dating multiple people at once, virginity/condom mishaps, thirst trapping on Instagram, being known as a crier, and much more. And of course we're answering your burning Bachelor questions (most importantly about drinking/eating/f*cking on the show). We hope you enjoy! Follow Derek on Instagram @PethDerek or just Google him. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for $24 ($99 value) when you sign up for a VIP at fabletics.com/gge. Native: Get 20% off your first purchase by going to nativedeodorant.com and entering promo code GGE at checkout. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com and code GGE at checkout. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy bedding, visit buffy.co and use code GGE. 
Couples Therapy

Couples Therapy

2019-09-0201:44:0110

We have comedy power couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo on this extra sexy episode where we discuss couples therapy (they're pros), working in the same industry as your partner, how to keep the spark alive, dirty talk, and much more. They're also sharing their story of turning a friendship into a romance, recapping their recent engagement (!!!), AND answering listener questions about relationship issues. This is our last episode in the original home studio where it all began, and we hope you enjoy! Follow Courtney on Instagram @CourtMaginnis and Casey @CaseyJSalengo. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Feals: Become a member today by going to feals.com/gge and get 50% off your first order + free shipping. Postmates: Download the free app and use code GGE for $100 of delivery credit for your first 7 days. FabFitFun: Use code GGE to get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an additional 15% off at bioclarity.com with code GGE at checkout. 
This Friendship is Over!

This Friendship is Over!

2019-08-2601:35:1712

Friend breakups can be just as painful as romantic ones and we're discussing it all -- drifting apart, getting back together, fights, jealousy, roommate conflicts, making new friends, and more. We also recap and rank fights we've had (oh yes, we fight...in public), and play an extra special round of "How I Knew She Was a True Friend." And lastly, we catch up on Dewey Beach, Rayna's brother, and Ashley's vibrators. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to find your new favorite flats. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to get 15% off your first purchase. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. Lola: Get 40% off your first month's subscription at mylola.com and enter code GGE when you subscribe. 
Spilling the Fertility Tea

Spilling the Fertility Tea

2019-08-1901:44:507

Ooh baby baby, we're talking fertility on this episode with renowned gyno-to-the-stars Dr. Sean Henry. We discuss how to know if you're fertile, what can affect/not affect your reproductive abilities, all things egg freezing (age, procedure, cost, etc.), more. And we have a very special guest MERRILL (!!!) join us to discuss her recent "baby insurance" policy. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: LiquidIV: Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with code GGE at checkout. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with code GGE. HelloFresh: For $80 off your first month, go to hellofresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. Ritual: Get $10 off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. 
I F*cked Up

I F*cked Up

2019-08-1101:37:5111

We're talking about MISTAKES and have hilarious comedian/friend Francis Ellis join us to chat about being fired from (what was once) his dream job and the aftermath that ensued, including a semi-consensual trip to France. We discuss turning negatives into positives in all areas of life (work, relationships, etc.), decide if "once a cheater always a cheater" is true, and have Francis mansplain some burning questions about male behavior from our female listeners. We also catch up on our most recent travels, Ashley's apartment search, and a piggyback ride in Minneapolis that took a turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow Francis on Instagram @francisccellis and check out his podcast Oops. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess and Rayna @OneHungryJew. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Fabletics: Get 2 leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at livingproof.com/gge + promo code GGE. Bioclarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + an extra 15% off everything at bioclarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. 
Like a Virgin

Like a Virgin

2019-08-0501:33:066

We have sex and dating writer Candice Jalili (Elite Daily, Cosmo, Time, etc.) in the house studio to discuss the "late blooming" topics we've been dying to deep dive on -- being a virgin in your twenties and never having a boyfriend. We chat about overcoming insecurities, knowing when to give it up, our virginity losing stories (ranked), and what it's like always being the single friend. Also, we catch up on life events (is Ashley moving?!), and play an extra ridiculous game of This Took a Turn. Hope you enjoy! Follow Candice on Instagram at @CandiceJalili and check her website for her work. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Away: Go to awaytravel.com/gge and use promo code GGE to get $20 off a suitcase. Postmates: Download the app and use code GGE to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. Figs: Get 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE at checkout. FabFitFun: Get $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com with promo code GGE. 
That's right, we're talking about the ever-so-important languages of love -- what the five languages mean, which ones we are, and how to get your partner to speak your language for a happier, healthier relationship. We also deep dive about cuddling (are you a Rayna or an Ashley?), and discuss the phenomenon of exes coming back into your life just to fuck it up. AND we have an extra special former guest join us to catch up on testicles, his new relationship, and play a round of Psycho or Power Move. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @OneHungryJew, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Native: Get 20% off your first purchase by going to nativedeodorant.com and entering code GGE. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com/gge to find your new favorite flats. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership by texting GGE to 303030. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. 
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Bong nEo

good good

Dec 8th
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Breezy

Best episode! I work with all guys and was laughing so hard. they said they didn't even want to know why I was laughing.

Nov 14th
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Stacy Tran

I wish they would let Andrew talk more instead of talking over him

Nov 9th
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Angie Barajas

yay L.A can't wait

Nov 5th
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Vicki Holland

girls you smashed it with the ep this week! LEVEL UP. love you girls. hi from Dubai! xx

Oct 29th
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Brittney Mitchell

favorite one so far!

Oct 21st
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Shiloh Lamb

Why are people acting like loving true crime is a new thing. It's been popular for hundreds of years lol

Oct 21st
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Rebecca Roach

After episode #82, I just need to know if Derek and Rayna are dating? The only podcast I've ever religiously followed. Currently catching up on all the older episodes! xoxo

Sep 24th
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Romina Lankford

can you guys talk about CRYO BANKS and at home insemination... having a kid alone. buying the sperm and make it happened on your own.

Sep 10th
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Rebecca Roach

the last 15 minutes of this episode gave me years of hope that I'll find a guy like the ones those girls described when they knew he was the one. loved it!

Aug 30th
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Haley

thank you for covering this topic 😘

Aug 19th
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Robin S

can you re-upload this episode? I'm having difficulty downloading the file. thanks!

Aug 14th
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Kathy Marie

Why did her story change on when her fiancé left her? At the beginning of the podcast she says her fiancé left her the day of the engagement party and she still had to go to the party but now he left her the day after the party? Are you lying?

Aug 7th
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Vanessa Kirby

The orgy story was so funny when your friend looked over and give you the thumbs up.

Jul 29th
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Vanessa Kirby

I totally agree there shouldn't be pressure about going to each other's holidays! I agree that is there IS such thing as too soon! Definitely Should be together for a bit and be serious about each other. I personally loathe the first time I met all my boyfriends families at holidays. I always dreaded it!!!! Never looked forward to it! Glad that hopefully😆should be a thing of the past, since I have a fiancee, and we have a son together! Does that make me weird or is that a normal thing? I feel like its more normal then people admit! I am also curious about who weird holiday tradition that they don't want to participate in ... definitely intrigued let us know if they email you back🤣 I absolutely love this podcast guys!! Thanks for making me laugh all the time! Even though This is a dating show and I'm married with a child it is my favorite show so far keep up the great work.

Jul 29th
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Orla O' Shea

Brilliant, I feel this podcast is getting better and is more quality. Gone is a lot of the crudeness and the air of snobbery towards people of certain jobs..

Jul 13th
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Vanessa Kirby

I've just recently discover your podcast. Yall are soo freaking funny! Thank you for making me laugh

Jun 24th
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Vanessa Pyle

I have a Hope(less) chest!

Jun 19th
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Vicki Holland

Yes girls! So good!

May 27th
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Haley Deuel

Dude sounds like Cody Ko when he speaks but then sounds like Noel Miller when he laughs. Love it.

May 22nd
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