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Comedian Nina Tarr is completely unqualified to give sex and relationship advice. Her guests aren’t much better. A podcast where stand-up comedians, sex workers and various deviants, share stories while trying to offer dating advice based on their own positive and/or nightmarish experiences. So buckle up to hear hot takes from a room of lovable degenerates.

 

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Today we are joined by writer and comedian Jamie Lee and actor and comedian Carmen Christopher! We finally answer the age old question, what’s the difference between mansplaining or regular explaining? Arguments in relationships and how to mitigate them. We get deep in this one y’all so get your notepads out cause you’re gonna wanna write this down… I think.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA:https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/00:00 Intro01:02 Bad Hygiene05:33 Cologne08:17 Bad Breath14:16 Manscaped or bush?18:15 Mansplaining vs Explaining23:10 Jamie’s Husband is in CIA27:56 9/11 Was Not a Hoax31:35 Leaning too much on your partner37:14 Arguing in relationships42:09 Love has to be conditional45:49 Learning you are the toxic one47:53 Learning to admit when you are wrong55:19 Closing comments
Welcome to another hilarious episode of Girls on Guys featuring comedians Jon Gomora and Logan Gentzelman. Cliffs notes: wacking off while driving is a freeing experience. Also, Jon confesses his struggle with dating someone bad at kissing. Enjoy babies!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA:https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/00:00 Intro00:52 Can it Soda Stream?03:20 Crying in Public08:37 Confessing STDs11:34 Self-pleasuring in public16:05 Kicking someone out of your place25:12 Guys with a poor sense of style36:35 Size queens38:59 Is height important?44:04 Proper dating app communication48:23 Being a people pleaser54:30 Terrible kissers59:07 Guys sliding in the DM01:03:47 Closing comments
Today we are joined by hilarious comedians Jamel Johnson and Ashley Ray. We talk about Hugh Hefner's weirdest kink, bald men with veiny heads, and of course, hacking organizations run by Christian hackers. And naturally, we get into a heated debate about, you guessed it, what animal we'd bang. It's a long strange trip and you're gonna love it. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA:https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/00:00 Intro01:22 Is it bad for women to message first on dating apps?06:37 Raya guys07:18 Bald guys and hats11:44 Ashley is non-monogamous19:46 Having affairs22:50 Christian hackers27:11 Hugh Hefner f-ed his dog??29:03 General dog f-ing33:44 Which animal would you…?38:15 Progressive vs traditional dating norms44:47 Should dudes pay for the first date?56:35 My strange addiction58:11 Complacency is unattractive01:04:36 Closing comments
Today's episode features two incredible comics. Dan Donohue is a stand-up and host of the Danswers podcast. Harper-Rose Drummond is also a stand-up and is the co-host of the Tea Time Podcast (with Gabby Lamb). Topics range from Dan peeing on someone to Harper spitting semen into a man's belly. Stimulating stuff here folks! Enjoy!FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA:https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/00:00 Intro01:52 Lou Reed was a jerk03:54 Mark Wahlberg wakes up at 3am12:08 Questions/c*m eating16:56 Nina is anti Diva Cups19:06 Harper discovering she is gay23:04 Dating boring people30:41 The war on small talk36:49 Does first time with someone need to be great?42:53 Dan pees45:54 LA producer & James Franco48:49 Does death make you h*rny?53:29 Situationships/IG01:00:39 Best s*x music01:10:15 Closing comments
Today's episode features our first-ever couple as guests! Comedians, co-hosts of the Great Hang Podcast, and live-in bedfellows, Myka Fox and Tim Mclaughlin join Nina to work out the kinks of their relationship. Topics include Tim's poor sexual prowess, Narcolepsy, terrible exes, and Myka's secret fetish. Enjoy!Head to https://www.factormeals.com/GOG50 and use code gog50 to get 50% off delicious Factor Meals delivered to your door.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/00:00 Intro02:17 Relationship check-in06:07 Dating a fellow comedian06:53 Tim always gets broken up with09:13 Motorcycle guys10:24 Nina’s Narcolepsy date14:00 Midwest rule followers16:38 How to approach women26:03 Hunter Biden27:04 Does size matter?30:00 Tim finishes too quick31:21 Tim’s body count34:29 Circumcision vs uncut38:43 Favorite fetishes42:33 Weirdest places masturbated46:11 Going “open”57:05 Last remarks
Today’s episode features the very funny Corinne Fisher, stand-up comedian and host of Guys We Fcked, and the hilarious, Ryan Long, stand-up comedian and podcaster. We ask what’s dumber: monogamy or non-monogamy? We discuss the best and worst pickup lines, women paying for men, being loud in the bedroom, and, of course, swallowing etiquette. Corinne’s type is a silver fox or a newborn fox. Nina believes that men aren’t clever enough to get away with cheating. And I’ll Ryan has wanted to be cheated on so he doesn’t have to break up with someone. Lastly, Nina and Corinne torture Ryan with what they believe to be the definition of love.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/(00:00) Intro(02:35) Funny Women(08:41) Negotiables in Dating(12:03) Cheating(14:13) Breakups(16:31) Monogamy vs. Nonmonogamy(20:38) Oral Sex(23:09) Confidence is Hot(26:56) McDonald’s(29:30) Dating Rich Guys(33:44) Creepy DMs(37:22) Pickup Lines(43:08) Where to C*m(55:32) What is Love?
Today we got comedian and actress Jenny Yang as well as stand-up comedian, Mike Menendez. We talk about our insatiable childhood crushes, being a late bloomer and the concept of “waiting for someone special.” We agree that being book smart is overrated and as hard as it might be to accept, you should really trust your friends’ opinions on your partner. We discuss the importance of being a good listener. Dating someone that is complementary versus similar. Jenny met her fiance on Hinge. Mike learned how to flirt a la George Clooney. And, Nina is a beautiful woman who is unfortunately haunted by the voice of an Italian auto mechanic.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/(00:00) Intro(09:14) How Childhood Affects Relationships(11:45) Nina’s Impressions(15:42) Guide for Having Sex For the First Time(22:45) Losing Virginity(22:47) How to be a Good Flirt(33:31) Smart but Boring(40:28) Mike’s Type(45:02) Love Languages(48:38) Why Women Leave After 3 Months(53:37) Knowing What Makes You Happy(01:00:02) On and Off
A very hungover Nina is joined by stand up comedians and actors Chanel Ali and Dave Merheje. They share tales of revenge sex and encounters with hate f*cking. Nina fills us in with the erotic novel of the century, Trump Tower… that’s right folks. Dave delights us with a story of begging an ex to take Plan B. Chanel teaches us what music is appropriate and inappropriate in the bedroom. We ask some hard hitting questions, like would you convert to a religion for someone you’re dating? How in the hell do Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny communicate with one another? And if Nina is so sick of being accused of being Italian, why does she talk like James Gandolfini with female parts?FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/ (00:00) Intro(01:58) 23andMe(05:05) Iranians(07:15) Bergdorf(09:04) Donald Trump's Erotic Novel(11:28) F*cking in the Trump Tower(12:33) Hooking up with Bad People(14:00) A Discourse on Racism(16:45) Hate F*cking(22:35) Ghosting(26:44) Cultural Differences in Sex/Dating(28:20) Music During Sex(30:40) Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner(31:41) Religious Barriers(34:07) Weirdest Place to Masturbate(37:32) Horny in Public
Today’s episode we got comedians and musicians Nick Thune and Lizzy Cooperman. We discuss complacency in dating, sobriety and romance, how pride destroys intimacy and how sarcasm can be used as a weapon in a relationship. Nick explains why he won’t ogle or comment upon women. We ask whether or not relationship-phobia limits spiritual and emotional growth and attempt to answer a listener’s question regarding cheating on a partner and whether or not to tell them. Lizzy shares her musings on love languages, PDA and the concept of being a yin versus a yang. It’s a pretty thoughtful episode y’all, but as we often do, there’s also a lot of jokes and Nina can’t help but do some sort of voice. Enjoy!Thanks to Factor Meals for sponsoring today’s episode. Save time, eat well, and stay on track with America’s #1 Ready-To-Eat Meal Kit. Head to https://www.factor75.com/GOG50 and use code GOG50 to get 50% off.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguysFOLLOW NINA:https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/(00:00) Intro(01:26) Flowers(02:32) Farting in Front of your Partner(05:16) Manipulation in Relationships(12:19) Guys' IG Comments(16:40) I Cheated... What Do I Do?(26:30) Forgiving a Cheater(30:52) Is Flirting Cheating?(37:20) Giving to Get(42:10) The Mystery of a LTR(42:56) Yin or Yang(54:20) Love Languages(56:40) PDA(1:00:21) Commitment-phobic
Today’s episode is a wild ride. We are joined by hilarious stand-up comedian, Ian Fidance, and Kristine Barilli, DJ, music curator, and New York City Legend. We talk about fake orgasms, edging and the rigidity of male sexuality. Kristine shares the worst date she’s ever been on and it involves a health food store employee, Princess Diana, anal warts and reptilian overlords. Ian shares the complications of being bisexual while being heteroromantic. And is OnlyFans the new Nigeria email scam? You tell us.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlson...FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/ (00:00) Intro(01:43) Geriatric Millennials(03:36) OnlyFans(05:28) Taylor Swift(06:41) Going Commando(08:26) Speech Impediments(09:31) Faking Orgasms(10:52) Worst Dating Experience(16:17) Dates vs. Hookups(21:42) Tinder(24:21) Why Older Men Like Girls in their 20s(25:44) How to Date When You're Busy(29:28) Intimidating Women Don't Get Hit On(31:15) Shutting Down Bad Conversation(38:05) Heteroromantic(39:07) Poloygamy(42:33) Complexity of Bisexuality(47:45) Margaritaville(49:58) Queefs(57:03) Friends Before Dating?
Today’s episode features hilarious stand-up comedians and self-proclaimed “very single” Steph Tolev and Greg Barris. From decoding fake flirting to mastering the art of letting someone down gently, we're diving into the crazy world of modern dating. The do's and don'ts of sending a d*ck pic and what we’ll do with the unsolicited ones. We share tactics for online dating, meeting people in person versus the apps and the deception of love bombing. Buckle in babies cause it’s a rollercoaster of funny insights.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/(00:00) Intro(02:46) Steph's Horrible Bumble Date(06:30) Rejection(08:58) Greg Got Friend Zoned(11:44) Is it Hard to Trust Women?(18:04) Fans(19:17) Gorgeous... But Stupid(20:55) Questions(21:06) Eating A**(24:44) D*ck Pics(29:55) Knowing When to Let Go(34:07) Being on your A Game(37:59) Pre-Date Phone Calls(42:29) Trader Joe's Employees(45:19) Nina's Love Life(49:10) When Men Come on Strong
Today’s episode features comedian Joe DeRosa and Krystyna Hutchinson, comedian and co-host of Guys We F*cked podcast. We get into some hard hitting questions like, can you actually be friends with your ex? Does familiarity ruin sex in long term relationships? Are dating apps just fast food dating? And of course, how do you politely ask for anal? We discuss aging and dating, commitment phobia, dating people in different professional fields, dirty talk - hot or not? Krystyna asked out Jonah Hill a few years ago. Joe got ghosted by a relationship counselor. And Krystyna and Nina are surprised that Joe has never been screamed at by a woman.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69/(00:00) Intro(00:15) Aging(01:59) Meet the Guests(4:48) Trauma Makes You Funny(08:28) Jonah Hill(09:48) When Things Don't Work Out(14:09) Artists Dating Artists(17:23) Stop Trying to Be Funny(19:30) Being Entertained in a Relationship(20:59) Putting on Voices(22:49) Friends with Exes(30:13) Worst Date(38:45) Ghosted by Relationship Counselor(43:39) Dating Apps(47:01) Asking for Anal(55:22) Dirty Talk(56:42) Call Me Daddy
Today’s episode features stand-up comedian Neel Nanda and sex worker, writer and actress Bree Essrig. We discuss post nut clarity, pheromones, role play, pegging, dominant girls, foot fetishes and more. Whether or not vibrators outsource pleasure in the bedroom or just positively enhance it. Bree shares the strangest request she ever got from a client on OnlyFans. We learn Nina is actually vanilla… but don’t worry she's still a slut, just a romantic one.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69(00:00) Intro(01:15) Post Nut Clarity(02:59) Porn Categories(06:47) Vibrators in the Bedroom(08:28) Neel's Savior Michelle(14:24) Vibrators Pt. 2(22:48) Dominant Girls and Roleplay(29:26) Fetish-Based Sex Work(30:18) Body Hair and Pheromones(34:30) Sh*t in a Box(36:31) Foot Fetish(48:09) She Put a Hair Tie Around My...(57:45) Bent D*cks
We are back baby! That’s right, first episode of season two. Nina is joined by comedians Fumi Abe and Aisha Alfa. We have a thoughtful discussion about cuckolding, why fit dudes want squishy girls, dating someone with depression. Fumi talks about his long-term open relationship, how communication is key and why there are more rules in a non-monogamous relationship than a monogamous one. Aisha wishes her husband was uglier. We find out that Nina might be a predator. And why being goofy in the bedroom is illegal.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/girlsonguys FOLLOW NINA: https://www.instagram.com/pizzaparty69(00:00) Intro(03:38) Gen Z Terms(08:22) Pubic Hair(16:52) Cuckholding(20:34) Open Relationships(39:33) Dating With Depression(58:30) Sex Parties
We are joined by stand up comedian and actress Savannah DesOrmeaux at SXSW! Savannah gives us some insight about growing up in Louisiana, navigating a long-term relationship at a young age and the ins and outs of hook up culture in both NYC and abroad. We all share our most intense, terrifying and, somehow also hilarious, psychedelic experiences. And why we’d rather skip parenthood and go straight into being grandparents. Plus we tackle the age-old question of how to tell when a girl is genuinely flirting with you versus simply being friendly.(00:00) Intro(03:32) - Nina will only get married if she can get divorced(05:30) - Dating guys at NYU(07:54) - Growing up in the South(10:27) - When you turn Atheism into a religion(13:09) - Stoned Ape Theory(16:38) - Liam’s worst trip ever(19:20) - Nina took LSD at a Super Villain's Lair(28:40) - Spectating a MMA fight on psychedelics(30:32) - Whatever you do in the back of an Uber is not the weirdest thing they’ve seen(31:50) - How do you know when a girl is just being nice versus flirting with you?(35:53) - Guys with “girlfriend energy”(37:40) - First Orgasms(43:04) - Dudes who satisfy a woman as a power move(45:55) - What's the best meal you’ve ever had?
Today’s episode features stand-up comedian and fellow Bostonian, Janelle Draper. She shares her insights on dating with large age gaps, as well as swiping on dating apps with her mom. How to handle your partner’s success without being resentful. Nina might be a witch who hexes people. The healing power of depressing music. Thoughts on reading your partner’s diary. And we ask, how do you tactfully ask a friend to have a threesome? (00:00) Intro(04:10) - Swiping on dating apps with your mom(5:03) - Having negative patience for your parents(08:33) - That deserves a slap(14:47) - Heckled in Boston(17:39) - Nina might be a witch who hexes people(18:50) - Janelle does a sex education/comedy show with her sister who is a midwife(21:17) - How do you tactfully ask a friend to have a threesome?(27:27) - Liam turns into a pink boy when he’s embarrassed(30:20) - Dating a younger man(32:25) - Intimidated by your partner’s success(33:32) - Covert hostility(36:10) - Big age differences(37:04) - Getting mistaken for getting younger(38:10) - The wage gap(41:15) - Living in the present(46:02) - Listening to depressing music(49:49) - Liam learns what Gwar is(52:01) - Liam confesses his love for Sheryl Crow(57:20) - Reading your partner’s diary(1:00:20) - Self harming by snooping
Join us in this exciting episode as we chat with the multi-talented Bridey Elliott, who is a director, actress, and writer. Discover her latest film, Mirror Party, which premiered at Sundance, as we delve into the themes of self-discovery through romantic relationships. We also indulge in some lighthearted conspiracy theories, including whether the Kardashians use Photoshop on their children's photos. Is it acceptable to judge your partner based on their friends? We debate this topic. Additionally, we explore the topic of shame and its potential benefits. Liam and Nina share their opinions on PDA and widowhood, respectively, while Bridey entertains us with her amusing Ayahuasca journey.  (00:00) Intro(07:20) Zero tolerance policy on PDA(08:05) Liam learns what a menstrual hut is(11:20) Bringing back shame(14:27) Do the Kardashians photoshop their children?(22:20) Practicing a break up conversation(24:10) Trauma troll(28:20) Destined to be a widow(29:05) Taco Bell Queen(33:40) A meet-cute ensconced in fear(36:32) The decline of male friendships(50:19) Judging people based on shoes(1:00:06) Catalina Island is way too trippy(1:05:20) Microdosing with the fam(1:08:01) Worst trip I ever had(1:10:14) Ayahuasca(1:16:50) Dreams with great production value
We are joined by the wonderfully hilarious Megan Gailey, comedian, writer and brand spanking new mom. We talk about the real American Dream: going from hoe to housewife. How no one on instagram cares about your baby. Liam reveals he would be down to be a surrogate mother. Megan and Nina secretly love being catcalled. The realness of Postpartum depression. And we learn that Liam was way too good of a liar as a kid and perhaps a haunted paranormal child ghost? And we try to get to the bottom of whether or not women are deeply paranoid of being in harm’s way or is it actually women’s intuition that they should listen to?(00:00) - Intro(5:35) - When someone won’t let you break up with them(7:40) - Geriatric pregnancy(9:45) - Liam would be a surrogate(11:30) - Megan and Nina secretly love being catcalled(15:18) - What we didn’t know about being pregnant…(30:45) - Liam was a very spooky child(39:17) - Megan got Fentanyl at the hospital(43:01) - The fear of twins
Join us for an exciting episode featuring Diego Garijo, a renowned artist and former MMA fighter, as his drag persona Lola Pistola. We discuss Diego's journey from crashing motorcycles to being a straight-A student at UC Berkeley pursuing mechanical engineering, only to be drawn into the world of professional cage fighting. After leaving fighting due to severe injuries, Diego discovered his passion for painting, sculpting, and tattoo artistry, eventually leading to the creation of Lola Pistola. Discover what it's like being a father of three with a complex lifestyle and listen in as Lola hits on Liam. This unconventional episode is not to be missed!(3:30) - The Truman Show(5:00) - Seeing the apocalypse(9:15) - Passing out from deadlifting(11:50) - Why Diego became a fighter(17:00) - Diego had to choke out a woman(22:54) - Lola, once again, hits on Liam(27:00) - Diego’s retina detached?!?(30:36) - Memorizing the eye test(32:40) - What got Diego to transform into Lola?(35:00) - Diego/Lola’s art career(38:12) - Naming your daughter after an adult film star(38:50) - Disneyland on mushrooms(39:54) - Psychedelic tripping as a family(43:13) - Liam learns about zoophilia(45:06) - Diego/Lola’s tattoos(49:48) - The story of the Unabomber aka Ted Kaczynski(54:34) - MadTV era(57:55) - Another epic Mötley Crüe story(1:00:47) - Diego’s touching parting message
Join us as we delve into the world of teenage deceit with comedian Luisa Lange. From hiding hickeys to covering up near-death experiences, we discuss it all. Luisa shares her wildest date experience that will leave you in awe. We also debate the best and worst holidays, with Halloween reigning supreme. Confrontation is Luisa's biggest fear, while Nina struggles with how she's perceived. Liam gives valuable advice on social survival for men. And finally, we explore the age-old question: are men intimidated by dating female comedians? (00:00) - Intro(06:00) - Angry drunks(11:00) - Teenager Lies(13:15) - Liam almost died(20:10) - DARE program & war on drugs(31:45) - Worst dates(39:23) - Healthy relationship dynamics(51:15) - Tactics for social survival(53:20) - Not letting your ego overcome you(54:15) - Being afraid of confrontation(59:08) - Subverting expectations
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