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It's not about the pasta, but it is about VANDERPUMP RULES SEASON 11! Join reality TV fans / VPR stans Kate Riccio & Carolyn Murdock as they recap each episode and discuss all of the important questions of life - like if the damn sandwich shop will ever open!? Grab your Pinot Grigio and chill with strangers who are not important enough to hate, but important enough to listen to their theories.
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The Good ‘Ole Boy’s club is in session! Join as Kate and Carolyn untangle another week on The Valley that is as messy as it is petty. Play along as they guess who the hell Michelle sent sexy pictures to and why anyone lets Jesse or Jax speak, ever! Are castmates still playing secret keep-away from the cameras? Does Brittany have a drinking problem? And where does Jax get all these black branded hats!?
Did we need this week’s reunion? Probably not. Are Kate and Carolyn going to talk about it? 100% yes. Are they also going to talk about Kate’s belly aches and Carolyn’s plastic surgery? 110% yes. Are they also going to reveal an EXCLUSIVE insider secret about the future of Vanderpump Rules? 1,000% YES! Join as the ladies cover all of this week’s reunion topics and key side characters including but not limited to Max Boyens, Ally Lewber, JoMyGosh, Charli, and Mya the Still Alive Dog.
On this week’s Valley recap, Carolyn and Kate cover both a trip up to Big Bear and a trip down “let’s have a child” therapy lane. Can a beanie and a mushroom trip make Jesse a changed man? Did Janet have her Croc-booted friends go undercover to spy on the group? Could Jax be any more insensitive to Brittany? Will Michelle ever tell us what actually happened post her cheating confrontation?! All this, and more, on Girls Unscripted!
Kate and Carolyn are diving into part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 reunion. From Rachel’s obvious absence to Lala’s spiteful presence, a lot of ground is covered. Join as the girls follow Andy topic by topic including open [faced?] sandwich shops, ongoing lawsuits, apparent closed communication with Lisa Vanderpump, and much more. Finally, grab your gavel, because court is in session in the case of Lala Kent vs Katie Maloney. The verdict is yours!
This week’s “The Valley” episode is heavy on hibachi and light on drama - but fun nonetheless! Join as the girls try to detangle the confusion of the Michelle rumor mill, discuss the beauty that is James Mae, briefly recap Sandoval and Jax’s WWHL appearance and touch on light topics such as the existential crisis that comes with family planning.
Join Kate and Carolyn as they break down the latest (and last!?) Vanderpump episode of the season (and series!?) Head back to San Francisco for Chinese food, Brock shade, a Jo vs. Katie showdown, fake apologies, plot twists and a good as Gold Bar™ Whiskey launch party that puts true friendships to the test. After all is said and done, whose side is everyone on? And what happened to the drunk guy that actually caused the physical fight that had nothing to do with the show?
This week, Carolyn and Kate pick up on The Valley where The Hallway left off. Follow along as they recap Kristen’s fallout with both the group and Luke, the meta play that should be titled “Michelle’s Secret”, Nia’s difficult postpartum, and Brittany and Jax’s date night from marriage hell.
Carolyn and Kate might have the sniffles, but they still have the giggles! Join as they cover the latest VPR news headlines and an episode that everyone might have been fine without. But we did meet Dan and learn champagne can be had on oysters (can they?)… so there’s that! They also agree that “Touch in Public” is the best song from the VPR soundtrack (sorry, Good As Gold!) From boat rides from hell to Scheana pleading with Sandoval on a rooftop, cover all of the above and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted.
Join Carolyn and Kate as they recap one of the best scenes in reality tv this year, let alone filmed in a hallway. From Kristen to Luke to Jesse to Michelle to Zack to Brittany to exposed nipples - there are many sides of this story to cover (see what we did there?) But before they talk about this masterpiece of a scene, Carolyn and Kate also touch on whether Jax has hair, why he drives a golf cart, and how his tantrums have stood the test of time.
The girls are back from Coachella and have a *lot* to talk about. After sharing stories about their ~journeys~, join as Carolyn and Kate recap a VPR episode that has hints of OG magic. Cameras chasing Jax Taylor? Katie and Schwartz getting along? Sandoval maybe having a point against Scheana? Well, they might not go that far, but you gotta start somewhere! Also learn what a soda gun is, which Spice Girls the girls are, and how they both almost killed Kate’s mom. All of this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!
This week, Carolyn and Kate have the giggles - and tequila might have something to do with it! Listen as they categorically disagree about Schwartz’s new bleach, categorically agree that LaLa and Scheana could be more supportive to Ariana, and take turns impersonating how they think Tom Schwartz says, “I love you” behind closed doors. They also cover the Jo my gosh breakup, divorced love triangles, paintball, and more! Also hear more wild stories from Kate on bumping into VPR cast-mates around town, and how she’s coping after being added to the elite Blocked By Jax club.
This week, Kate and Carolyn pray that this confusing “R word” storyline comes to an end. They also hypothesize on what the F Kristen has on Michelle and at what age you should stop telling trench coat stories in front of your children. Overall they discuss how lackluster the season has been so far, and Carolyn has a lot of work to do to prove to Kate not all marriages are God awful.
This week Carolyn and Kate take you to the very sophisticated island of Capri for a dinner that even linen couldn’t save. Join them as they discuss the “the R word” and try to navigate what actually happened in the dangerous game of telephone that leaves Doute in the hot seat, everyone else offended, and the audience confused.
Police found cocaine in Kate’s car!? Carolyn’s artery ruptured? This week’s gabbity-gib is gabbing! But don’t worry, they then dive into this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules - covering Mya-gate, Martin the water sommelier, the beach day from hell, and so much more! Also, get the inside scoop on Kate’s viral video of Jax’s VPR rampage at Jax’s Studio City this week.
You asked, we listened! Girls Unscripted is now adding “The Valley” recaps to our roster! Carolyn is out sick this week but Kate is here tackling all the hard hitting questions, like what are Jesse’s redeeming qualities? Why does Jax have such an issue with Luke? Is Brittany being a bad friend to Kristen? And why the HELL did Jax invite Alex to boys night?!
Our sweet Carolyn is out again due to a gum graft gone awry! So Kate is holding down the fort, getting into the nitty-gritty of Scheana and Schwartz’s *alleged* Vegas make out, whether or not the girls are bullying Jo, Sandoval‘s new “relationship” with a 25-year-old, the cringiest scene in Vanderpump Rules history, the return of Max Boyens, and so much more (this season is finally getting GOOD!)
This week, Carolyn couldn’t film in person due to oral surgery, but have no fear - she sent in a series of videos with her Vanderpump thoughts… all while hopped up on pain meds! We show them intermittently while Kate is holding down the fort trying to figure out who the hell all those people were at the pool party, how many times Scheana can mention John Mayer, what is so special about the Belmont’s bathroom, and how many more public figures can Tom Sandoval compare himself to?! She also does a recap of “The Valley” and spills her impressions of all the new and returning cast members.
Big news! Kate and Carolyn have officially denounced their roles as Sheana apologists. In this week’s episode, the girls dive into all of the Dancing with the Stars drama, compare Tom and Lisa’s conversation to what Rachel said “actually” happened on Rachel Goes Rogue, Jo getting her first talking head interview, and the astrology reading that didn’t reallllly have that much to do with astrology. Kate and Carolyn also go over what went down in the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, the new trailer for The Valley, and SO much more…
Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules gave Carolyn and Kate “old school vibes with a new school feel!” This week, the girls dissect everything that happened on that last day in Tahoe - Sandoval’s journaling, the “wellness” retreat, Scheana making everything about her and Brock… well Brock was just drunk the whole time.
This week, Carolyn and Kate are… confused. Graham is now Hippie, Sandoval is back with the group, and Ally has a personality? They get into all of that plus Scheana and Brock’s endless fighting, Tom’s endless crying, and this season being endlessly… exhausting. Use code VR15 for 15% off an order of JB SKRUB.
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