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It's not about the pasta, but it IS all about REALITY TV! Join unscripted aficionados Kate Riccio & Carolyn Murdock as they “Gabbity Gab” straight from a futon in Los Angeles. No show is off limits from The Valley to wherever TJ has The Challenge contestants go next. Grab your Pinot Grigio and join us as we discuss hot takes, theories, reality updates and more!
*Now launching a complete Vanderpump Rules rewatch! Start from the very beginning as Carolyn and Kate take you through simpler times when the microwave couldn’t be on at the same time as the air conditioner.
*Now launching a complete Vanderpump Rules rewatch! Start from the very beginning as Carolyn and Kate take you through simpler times when the microwave couldn’t be on at the same time as the air conditioner.
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Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explain her impossibly complex spreadsheet of every shitty thing a castmate does on the show. You might be surprised who is in the lead! (Or not.)
It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore’s “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey’s delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake’s DWI, and why they love Chappell Roan so f’n much. Whew! That was a lot!
Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted’s FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don’t you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME! From setting up plot-lines, to watching Kristen try to put limes in Chardonnay, to Kate taking her stab at singing “Freak Bitch,” the girls truly cover it all. This one’s for you tonight!
This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany’s latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat.
0:00 Intro
2:50 - Personal Gab (djs føxx & shortdads, stealing vodka, viral past lives)
14:32 - Gabbities vs Gabbers
20:33 - Summer House Reunion
27:56 - The Challenge Rivals III
38:52 - Billie Lee, Victoria Lee Robinson, Kyle Chan
50:27 - Brittany & Jax
We’ve been to Capri… We’ve been to Big Bear… And now, we’ve been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia’s self-defense techniques can’t stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is always yes.) All this and more!
You asked, and we listened - welcome to the first ever Weekly Gab! This is where you can find us gabbing about all things reality TV. And boy, is there a LOT to gab about! This week we’re covering Kate’s birthday at Sur (& meeting Brock!), the Summer House finale, hot tea from Billie Lee, Traitors 3 cast, and VPR Secrets Revealed. Carolyn might even reveal the Harvard matrix of social events - you’re welcome!
This week’s Valley episode is all about divorce! But don’t tell Jax and Jesse that, because DUH their wives will NEVER leave them! Kate and Carolyn dive back into the babymoon that never ends, except when it ends on a fantasy-turned-nightmare party. Did Danny not drink water? Could Michelle have a bigger ick? Can Jax ever not be Jax? All this, and more!
The Vanderpump Rules reunion part 3 truly gave us Lala - whether we wanted it or not! This week, Kate and Carolyn get as tickled as Andy Cohen hearing a bad sex joke as they cover Scheana’s alliances, Sandoval’s apologies, and Jax’s (alleged/very probable) indiscretions. This episode is about as exciting as Lisa FINALLY standing up for Ariana.
The Good ‘Ole Boy’s club is in session! Join as Kate and Carolyn untangle another week on The Valley that is as messy as it is petty. Play along as they guess who the hell Michelle sent sexy pictures to and why anyone lets Jesse or Jax speak, ever! Are castmates still playing secret keep-away from the cameras? Does Brittany have a drinking problem? And where does Jax get all these black branded hats!?
Did we need this week’s reunion? Probably not. Are Kate and Carolyn going to talk about it? 100% yes. Are they also going to talk about Kate’s belly aches and Carolyn’s plastic surgery? 110% yes. Are they also going to reveal an EXCLUSIVE insider secret about the future of Vanderpump Rules? 1,000% YES! Join as the ladies cover all of this week’s reunion topics and key side characters including but not limited to Max Boyens, Ally Lewber, JoMyGosh, Charli, and Mya the Still Alive Dog.
On this week’s Valley recap, Carolyn and Kate cover both a trip up to Big Bear and a trip down “let’s have a child” therapy lane. Can a beanie and a mushroom trip make Jesse a changed man? Did Janet have her Croc-booted friends go undercover to spy on the group? Could Jax be any more insensitive to Brittany? Will Michelle ever tell us what actually happened post her cheating confrontation?! All this, and more, on Girls Unscripted!
Kate and Carolyn are diving into part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 reunion. From Rachel’s obvious absence to Lala’s spiteful presence, a lot of ground is covered. Join as the girls follow Andy topic by topic including open [faced?] sandwich shops, ongoing lawsuits, apparent closed communication with Lisa Vanderpump, and much more. Finally, grab your gavel, because court is in session in the case of Lala Kent vs Katie Maloney. The verdict is yours!
This week’s “The Valley” episode is heavy on hibachi and light on drama - but fun nonetheless! Join as the girls try to detangle the confusion of the Michelle rumor mill, discuss the beauty that is James Mae, briefly recap Sandoval and Jax’s WWHL appearance and touch on light topics such as the existential crisis that comes with family planning.
Join Kate and Carolyn as they break down the latest (and last!?) Vanderpump episode of the season (and series!?) Head back to San Francisco for Chinese food, Brock shade, a Jo vs. Katie showdown, fake apologies, plot twists and a good as Gold Bar™ Whiskey launch party that puts true friendships to the test. After all is said and done, whose side is everyone on? And what happened to the drunk guy that actually caused the physical fight that had nothing to do with the show?
This week, Carolyn and Kate pick up on The Valley where The Hallway left off. Follow along as they recap Kristen’s fallout with both the group and Luke, the meta play that should be titled “Michelle’s Secret”, Nia’s difficult postpartum, and Brittany and Jax’s date night from marriage hell.
Carolyn and Kate might have the sniffles, but they still have the giggles! Join as they cover the latest VPR news headlines and an episode that everyone might have been fine without. But we did meet Dan and learn champagne can be had on oysters (can they?)… so there’s that! They also agree that “Touch in Public” is the best song from the VPR soundtrack (sorry, Good As Gold!) From boat rides from hell to Scheana pleading with Sandoval on a rooftop, cover all of the above and more on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted.
Join Carolyn and Kate as they recap one of the best scenes in reality tv this year, let alone filmed in a hallway. From Kristen to Luke to Jesse to Michelle to Zack to Brittany to exposed nipples - there are many sides of this story to cover (see what we did there?) But before they talk about this masterpiece of a scene, Carolyn and Kate also touch on whether Jax has hair, why he drives a golf cart, and how his tantrums have stood the test of time.
The girls are back from Coachella and have a *lot* to talk about. After sharing stories about their ~journeys~, join as Carolyn and Kate recap a VPR episode that has hints of OG magic. Cameras chasing Jax Taylor? Katie and Schwartz getting along? Sandoval maybe having a point against Scheana? Well, they might not go that far, but you gotta start somewhere! Also learn what a soda gun is, which Spice Girls the girls are, and how they both almost killed Kate’s mom. All of this, and more, on this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted!
This week, Carolyn and Kate have the giggles - and tequila might have something to do with it! Listen as they categorically disagree about Schwartz’s new bleach, categorically agree that LaLa and Scheana could be more supportive to Ariana, and take turns impersonating how they think Tom Schwartz says, “I love you” behind closed doors. They also cover the Jo my gosh breakup, divorced love triangles, paintball, and more! Also hear more wild stories from Kate on bumping into VPR cast-mates around town, and how she’s coping after being added to the elite Blocked By Jax club.
This week, Kate and Carolyn pray that this confusing “R word” storyline comes to an end. They also hypothesize on what the F Kristen has on Michelle and at what age you should stop telling trench coat stories in front of your children. Overall they discuss how lackluster the season has been so far, and Carolyn has a lot of work to do to prove to Kate not all marriages are God awful.
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