This week we’re asking everyone’s skin to stay on, legs to stay unspread, and butts to get off this train ’cause it’s going to the city! All aboard! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We apologize for our extended absence, and Misha has been remiss in his caretaking duties. We discuss weird bridal requests and how to handle your mother canceling Christmas. And, of course, we discuss life’s most important question: What is soup? … Continue reading →
In this episode, we talk about creepy husbands and micromanaging sex. Daft Punk is always there. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
Talkin’ bout a very special listener-requested post. That’s right, it’s time to talk about what to do when you pee on your boss’s dick. Accidentally. Also a much more serious post about attempted kidnapping/probably intended sexual assault. So give the … Continue reading →
It’s a tale as old as time…but in this case, the racist and the mooch are the same person. Misha and Kaitlyn discuss their supernatural alter egos. CW for age-inappropriate attraction in the first post and racism in the second. … Continue reading →
We talk about a strange texting test and about finding out your girlfriend has been grooming you. So, content warning for that. But also we talk about garlic bread! Yum! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We expose the conspiracy against the Michaels of the world. We talk about wedding-stealing sisters and girlfriends whose bathroom skills need some work. Friends: it’s time to try defying gravity. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
It is National Novel Writing Month, so we’re doing a post about writing erotica featuring your friend’s girlfriend. Also, stealing your sister’s wedding while she’s in hospital. What the heck. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
It turns out no one knows how to be married. One couple is too conservative! One couple is too liberal! Will the conflict never cease? Is Star Wars worth missing the birth of your child for? CW for joking sacrilege, … Continue reading →
In this episode, we discuss the scariest attic in the world and what a reverse Lysistrata looks like. Misha and Kaitlyn consume too much butter and too many eggs. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
Someone hires a long-distance psychic, someone else decides how much money it should cost to be trans, and Misha and Kaitlyn want optimal Stomping Boots. cw for transphobia (not violent) Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
In this episode, we talk about a hairy situation and a family holiday nightmare. We also discuss what people did for porn in The Old Days. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We’re pleased to introduce our new character: Cookies McGee. Also some niche Thrilling Adventure Hour jokes, terrible dinner manners, and a real-life murder conspiracy. Maybe. CW for possible abuse. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
In this episode, we discuss fragile male egos and premature proposals. We also reveal this podcast’s true purpose: avoiding responsibilities. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We propose a new, sure to be successful business plan. But until we make it reach, we’ll be here, talking about an orchestral show-off, a woman who gets a new family by force, and in a special Bonus Post: Facebook … Continue reading →
We discuss so many things, like how Kaitlyn thinks crystals can be used as condoms. Stinky beard man wants revenge. Misha makes a bet with the audience. And we find out that saving money with your friends is WRONG. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com … Continue reading →
We finally get some animal companions. Misha gestures behind the curtain. Kaitlyn forbids the musical episode. But, dear listeners, it is Misha who writes these descriptions, and I promise you: it’s coming. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We embrace our inner wiggle. All men will be murdered, but not for a good reason. And somewhere in America, there is a very sad best man. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
In this episode, we talk about a grown man who wants to be hand-fed and STD-faking parents. Both Misha and Kaitlyn lament the fact that they’ve done nothing with their lives. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod
We talk about cherries, tattoos, spiritual journeys, and Taylor Swift. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod