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This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?"
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We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR.
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This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain, the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science.
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This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming, the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond.
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This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight.
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with.
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This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties."
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This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil, possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made.
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger, a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched.
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This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation, a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable.
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This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets, the story of David AR White not having sex.
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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser, one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema.
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This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat).
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This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable.
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In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God, the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs.
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This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight. It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future.
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This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace, a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is.
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This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December.
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Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!
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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly.
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The Car is not a christian movie. LOL.
Australians should be immortal if Grounding were real.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, I had to slow this episode down to half speed to understand it.
Donald J. Parker... Donald J. Trump... COINCIDENCE ??
It's called a gottam JUMP-SCARE! LOL.
1:49:59 Lawry's Season Salt
They weren't lying about the age discrepancies of the cast.
Is it possible for you to post a link to Thomas's new podcast? When I search for Opening Arguments it appears to always be the other guy. thnx
Did anyone else find the old lady villain in this movie kinda hot?
I am the creature cursed to only watch and I demand my five pounds.
This movie is what happens if you ask a room full of middle schoolers to write how much they hate trans people.
Isn't this podcast supposed to be about making fun of 'religious movies'? Not anymore I guess. Sad.
description says Dr Alive. lol
01:21:33 I've heard trans people referring to 'genocide'. Where are the concentration camps where they're being slaughtered by the millions? Not trying to be mean, honestly confused. Could someone please explain the use of this word by trans people?
Ayn's assertions that "we don't need stupid REGULATIONS and SCIENCE!" really hits different after the Libertarian sub went squoosh
You gotta hand it to those Sumerian pirates... (one for the wonks)
damn I listen to a lot... tons of your collective podcasts. funeral potatoes are Crack. I loved this one.
These guests are amazing and hilarious.
I just had a root canal two weeks ago and I'm glad I did. My tooth was pure agony. This was awesome and hilarious.