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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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504: Night Cries

504: Night Cries

2025-04-2901:42:00

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
503: The Car

503: The Car

2025-04-2201:42:201

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR. --- Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and The Know Rogan Experience podcasts. Learn more about the final QED here: https://qedcon.org/ --- This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money and Mint Mobile. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals. rocketmoney.com/AwfulMovies mintmobile.com/GAM --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/GodAwful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
502: Terrain

502: Terrain

2025-04-1502:01:17

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain, the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- Check out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a K Learn more about the final QED here: https://qedcon.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
501: The Second Coming

501: The Second Coming

2025-04-0802:07:402

This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming, the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond. --- Check out more from Seth on The Thinking Atheist and True Stories with Seth Andrews. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
500: Devil's Knight

500: Devil's Knight

2025-04-0101:56:14

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, the Know Rogan Experience, and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
499: Generation Zapped

499: Generation Zapped

2025-03-2502:00:562

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
497: Suing the Devil

497: Suing the Devil

2025-03-1102:04:103

This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil, possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made. --- Learn more about American Atheists' annual convention by clicking here. Hear more from Geoff on his podcast, The Not So Grand Jury. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
496: The Avenger

496: The Avenger

2025-03-0401:37:362

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger, a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation, a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable. === Check out George's stuff on his website. Hear George's podcast right here. If you'd like to see George live, he's got an amazing show coming up: Insightinsound.eventbrite.com March 8th Concert in Bethlehem, PA Insight In Sound: How My Music Works Featuring The George HraBand === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/
494: Hidden Secrets

494: Hidden Secrets

2025-02-1801:58:512

This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets, the story of David AR White not having sex. Check out Bryan’s YouTube channel, Good Bad or Bad Bad. Check out Bryan’s podcast, This Film is Lit. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
493: The Despiser

493: The Despiser

2025-02-1101:53:532

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser, one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema. Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
492: The Earthing Movie

492: The Earthing Movie

2025-02-0401:53:291

This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat). --- Check out The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe here. You can find Steve's books here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
491: Alex's War

491: Alex's War

2025-01-2801:57:193

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable. --- Check out the Know Rogan Experience podcast here: https://www.knowrogan.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/ --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K.
490: One Nation Under God

490: One Nation Under God

2025-01-2102:10:06

In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God, the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs. === Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s WokeIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight. It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future. --- Hear more from Jordan at the Dead Domain YouTube channel If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
488: Trump by Grace (ep 1&2)

488: Trump by Grace (ep 1&2)

2025-01-0702:09:363

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace, a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is. --- Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
487: I Believe in Santa

487: I Believe in Santa

2024-12-3101:58:153

This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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Sean Rosenau

The Car is not a christian movie. LOL.

Apr 22nd
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Jas

Australians should be immortal if Grounding were real.

Feb 11th
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Nov 6th
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Sean Rosenau

Jesus Fucking Christ, I had to slow this episode down to half speed to understand it.

Jul 9th
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Gary McCammon

Donald J. Parker... Donald J. Trump... COINCIDENCE ??

Apr 23rd
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Sean Rosenau

It's called a gottam JUMP-SCARE! LOL.

Apr 10th
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Sean Rosenau

1:49:59 Lawry's Season Salt

Apr 2nd
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Jas

They weren't lying about the age discrepancies of the cast.

Feb 29th
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Mousie Tongue

Is it possible for you to post a link to Thomas's new podcast? When I search for Opening Arguments it appears to always be the other guy. thnx

Feb 21st
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Sean Rosenau

Did anyone else find the old lady villain in this movie kinda hot?

Jan 17th
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Gary McCammon

I am the creature cursed to only watch and I demand my five pounds.

Jan 3rd
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Charlotte

This movie is what happens if you ask a room full of middle schoolers to write how much they hate trans people.

Dec 27th
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Sean Rosenau

Isn't this podcast supposed to be about making fun of 'religious movies'? Not anymore I guess. Sad.

Dec 12th
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Phoenix Hauser

description says Dr Alive. lol

Dec 3rd
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Sean Rosenau

01:21:33 I've heard trans people referring to 'genocide'. Where are the concentration camps where they're being slaughtered by the millions? Not trying to be mean, honestly confused. Could someone please explain the use of this word by trans people?

Nov 16th
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Gary McCammon

Ayn's assertions that "we don't need stupid REGULATIONS and SCIENCE!" really hits different after the Libertarian sub went squoosh

Oct 6th
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Rich B

You gotta hand it to those Sumerian pirates... (one for the wonks)

Jul 8th
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DeLoy Meikle

damn I listen to a lot... tons of your collective podcasts. funeral potatoes are Crack. I loved this one.

Jul 4th
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Sean Rosenau

These guests are amazing and hilarious.

Mar 12th
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Sean Rosenau

I just had a root canal two weeks ago and I'm glad I did. My tooth was pure agony. This was awesome and hilarious.

Mar 7th
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