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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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461: Life Flight

461: Life Flight

2024-06-1801:53:31

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Life Flight, the story of the birth of helicopter ambulances in America -- as that pertains to the love of Jesus. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
460: Hoomania

460: Hoomania

2024-06-1101:20:172

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Hoomania, a claymation nightmare factory of epic proportions. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
This week, Cecil joins the guys for an atheist review of Bigfoot: Grip of the Monster, the story of the Wright family trying to movie again and us watching on in horror. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
458: The Golden Laws

458: The Golden Laws

2024-05-2801:39:091

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Golden Laws, a Happy Science Cult exploration of what they think history is. Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
457: Come Out in Jesus Name

457: Come Out in Jesus Name

2024-05-2101:35:081

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Come Out in Jesus Name, Greg Locke's documentary about all the demons that make us do this show every week. === Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
456: An Unlikely Angel

456: An Unlikely Angel

2024-05-1402:09:081

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of An Unlikely Angel, which can only be described as a Christian movie times a Hallmark movie. --- Hear Eli interview Cara on her 500th episode: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast/ama-eli-bosnick --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
455: Red Planet Mars

455: Red Planet Mars

2024-05-0701:28:201

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Red Planet Mars, a 1952 film that asks the tough questions about first contact with aliens. Like "what religion are they, though?" --- Check out the Maytreon goals here: https://elibosnick.wixsite.com/my-site If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
454: Stiches (2001)

454: Stiches (2001)

2024-04-3001:35:12

This week, Twitch streamer Kiptid joins us for an atheist review of Stiches, the story of a demon in an old lady suit tricking people out of their souls by asking if they don't not want to give them to her. --- Check out more from Kiptid here: https://m.twitch.tv/kiptid/home --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Genetically Modified; the third movie in Donald James Parker's "Best Friends" trilogy, and Cara's first taste of the Grampsiverse. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
We're joined by Michael Marshall for a thorough debunking of the anti-vaxxer nonsense and pseudo-politics of the so-called documentary Plandemic 3: The Great Awakening. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
451: Matthew 18

451: Matthew 18

2024-04-0901:38:21

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the "Werewolf Ambulance" podcast for a review of Matthew 18, a Christian horror movie that pop scared itself by accident and isn't sure of its own plot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
450: Church People

450: Church People

2024-04-0201:48:351

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Church People, the Mike Lindell produced Christian comedy about a megachurch. Because atheists have to make their own hell. --- Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
449: The Gerson Miracle

449: The Gerson Miracle

2024-03-2601:46:30

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to learn how you can cure all human illness by sticking juice in one end, coffee in the other, and letting them meet in the middle. Come see us live in Salt Lake City on August 3rd! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/god-awful-movies-13226085022 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
This week, Cecil joins us for an atheist review of Strawinksy and the Mysterious House. And knowing full well what a strong statement this is, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this might be the weirdest thing we've ever watched. --- Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance, Lawful Assembly, and Season Liberally --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
447: Consider it All Joy

447: Consider it All Joy

2024-03-1201:46:02

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Consider it All Joy and *spoiler alert* she does NOT consider it all joy. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
This week, the guys team up with a live audience in Orlando, Florida for an atheist review of Walt's Disenchanted Kingdom, a documentary that exposes Disney's purported sexualization of children. Brought to you by, of all things, the Catholic League. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
445: His Only Son

445: His Only Son

2024-02-2701:25:06

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of His Only Son, the story of that time God pranked Abraham into attempted filicide. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
We're joined by Thomas and Matt from the Opening Arguments podcast to break down the religio-legal insanity in episodes 3 and 4 of the Netflix series Messiah. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
443: A Time For Heaven

443: A Time For Heaven

2024-02-1301:51:08

We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called A Time For Heaven. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. --- Hear more from Cara: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts --- All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
442: Best Friends Recycled

442: Best Friends Recycled

2024-02-0601:53:381

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Best Friends Recycled. In our ninth foray into the Donald James Parker filmography, we dive into the direct sequel to the adventures of Tony and Jackson from Best Friends Eternally. In this installment, almost nothing happens again. --- To get tickets to see us live in Orlando, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-orlando-florida-tickets-778242784117 --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Gary McCammon

Donald J. Parker... Donald J. Trump... COINCIDENCE ??

Apr 23rd
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Sean Rosenau

It's called a gottam JUMP-SCARE! LOL.

Apr 10th
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Sean Rosenau

1:49:59 Lawry's Season Salt

Apr 2nd
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Jas

They weren't lying about the age discrepancies of the cast.

Feb 29th
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Mousie Tongue

Is it possible for you to post a link to Thomas's new podcast? When I search for Opening Arguments it appears to always be the other guy. thnx

Feb 21st
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Sean Rosenau

Did anyone else find the old lady villain in this movie kinda hot?

Jan 17th
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Gary McCammon

I am the creature cursed to only watch and I demand my five pounds.

Jan 3rd
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Charlotte

This movie is what happens if you ask a room full of middle schoolers to write how much they hate trans people.

Dec 27th
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Sean Rosenau

Isn't this podcast supposed to be about making fun of 'religious movies'? Not anymore I guess. Sad.

Dec 12th
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Phoenix Hauser

description says Dr Alive. lol

Dec 3rd
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Sean Rosenau

01:21:33 I've heard trans people referring to 'genocide'. Where are the concentration camps where they're being slaughtered by the millions? Not trying to be mean, honestly confused. Could someone please explain the use of this word by trans people?

Nov 16th
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Gary McCammon

Ayn's assertions that "we don't need stupid REGULATIONS and SCIENCE!" really hits different after the Libertarian sub went squoosh

Oct 6th
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Rich B

You gotta hand it to those Sumerian pirates... (one for the wonks)

Jul 8th
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DeLoy Meikle

damn I listen to a lot... tons of your collective podcasts. funeral potatoes are Crack. I loved this one.

Jul 4th
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Sean Rosenau

These guests are amazing and hilarious.

Mar 12th
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Sean Rosenau

I just had a root canal two weeks ago and I'm glad I did. My tooth was pure agony. This was awesome and hilarious.

Mar 7th
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Will Shogren

i'm at 1:17 and this is too cancerous to finish.

Feb 26th
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Will Shogren

...fast forward about eight years when every lib in the country is actually terrified of Russians.

Feb 26th
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Will Shogren

Kirk Cameron is a comprehensively embarrassing character but really no worse than the Flying Spaghetti Monster Redditers running this piece of shit.

Feb 26th
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Will Shogren

Haha, a wereporcupine! This is the lowest T podcast I've ever fucked with, probably a lot of crossover between this and BtB.

Feb 26th
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