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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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299: A Week Away

299: A Week Away

2021-05-1101:57:111

On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
298: Flatliners

298: Flatliners

2021-05-0401:53:301

On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990). We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
297: Absolute Interference

297: Absolute Interference

2021-04-2701:47:003

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of Absolute Interference, the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
296: Lazer Us

296: Lazer Us

2021-04-2001:44:393

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
295: Roe v Wade

295: Roe v Wade

2021-04-1302:30:334

This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of Roe v Wade, the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
294: God, Where Are You?

294: God, Where Are You?

2021-04-0601:59:282

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question.---Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
293: Bells of Innocence

293: Bells of Innocence

2021-03-3002:13:535

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of The Bells of Innocence, the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot.---Hear more from Dan and Jordan by checking out Knowledge Fight here.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
292: The God Question

292: The God Question

2021-03-2301:58:303

On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of The God Question, the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful ---Hear more from Jess on The Friendly Atheist podcast, or on Cooper Duper.Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
291: The Atheist Religion

291: The Atheist Religion

2021-03-1601:47:075

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Atheist Religion, the story of Matt Powell deciding that things he doesn't understand are impossible, and then presenting an embarrassingly long list of things he doesn't understand.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
290: Drive Angry

290: Drive Angry

2021-03-0901:59:024

On this week's episode: Eli and Heath are joined by Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for an atheist review of Drive Angry, known for its MASTERFUL performances by Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Check out more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance.
289: Hunter's Creed

289: Hunter's Creed

2021-03-0201:55:032

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hunter's Creed, the story of us trying to figure out what Dog the Bounty Hunter is even going for.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K
288: Run, Hide, Fight

288: Run, Hide, Fight

2021-02-2301:58:056

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ ---Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
287: Absolute Proof

287: Absolute Proof

2021-02-1602:00:408

This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
286: A Courtship

286: A Courtship

2021-02-0901:29:485

On this week's episode: We're joined by veteran guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for an atheist review of the Christian misogyny documentary A Courtship.---Check out Rebecca's show here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
285: The Order of Rights

285: The Order of Rights

2021-02-0202:00:096

On this week's episode, we're joined by guest masochist AG of Mueller, She Wrote for a secular review of The Order of Rights; the story of a 30 year old teenager suing his girlfriend for joint custody of her uterus.---Check out more from AG here and here.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
284: The Healing Field

284: The Healing Field

2021-01-2601:45:543

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Healing Field, the story of nonsense on a stick.---Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K ---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
283: Hearts are Trump

283: Hearts are Trump

2021-01-1902:00:117

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments joins us for an atheist review of Hearts are Trump, the story of a very, very sad little old man who was really, really sure Trump was gonna win again. But he was wrong. And so he's even sadder now.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space.
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss the Evangelical snuff play "Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames", the story of people dying and burning in Hell for eternity because they were born in the wrong country.---Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
281: The Laws of the Sun

281: The Laws of the Sun

2021-01-0501:36:453

On this week's episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic The Laws of the Sun.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
On this week's episode: Noah, Eli, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder: Episode 2, the story of violent bigots learning about Jesus in slow motion.---If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/
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Rich B

That quote about "out of the strong, something sweet" is on tins of golden syrup with a picture of a 🦁 in the UK...

Apr 27th
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Rich B

Philemon is a book of the new testament. I'm surprised that they didn't know that. 🔫🤠 Dance, muppet boy!

Apr 2nd
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Rich B

P. S. just given this the third listen in 24 hours. Still my favourite ep of GAM & 1 of the best Knowledge Fight guest appearances. I really hope it happens again soon. 😅

Mar 31st
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Rich B

This is the dream episode! 2 of my top 5 podcasts come together. I wish it was for an Alex Jones movie but THIS . IS. AWESOME! My prayers to Baphomet have borne this fruit. Hail the dark one. 👺

Mar 30th
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I I

8!!!!!!D

Mar 23rd
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Rich B

Ancient Jewish eBay? Surely that would be OyBay or eVay... Eli started it. 😏

Mar 22nd
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Rich B

Can't believe that I am the first to favourite this episode 😂

Mar 16th
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Sean Rosenau

So you athiests are saying our children should just meekly allow themselves to be shot?

Feb 23rd
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Sean Rosenau

If the deer was also eaten. Shut up pussies.

Feb 23rd
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Ellis Nobles

Love the podcast but Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is a very real, very serious thing

Feb 23rd
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John Ross

I want to punch Ron more than he wants to fuck Ross.

Feb 11th
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David Soulsby

Had to stop listening, Mockery is not going to persuade anyone to change their mind. I don't know when this style suddenly became a thing ... this style directly led to Trump and Brexit. it just sounds so arrogant and superior, "we are so clever, you are just fools and uneducated"

Feb 1st
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RT

One of my favorite movie review podcasts specifically dedicated to so bad their good movies.

Dec 31st
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Rich B

Eric Roberts is pretty good as the Master in the TV movie of Dr Who 🤪

Nov 4th
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Armando Chinchilla

im done... god awful podcast.

Oct 30th
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Armando Chinchilla

yeap, the vatican city is a country. your stupid comments torwards catholics are a disgrace.

Oct 30th
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Trent Lytle

billion dollar remake, this movie but set at Microsoft's Corporate HQ and it's called "Chip's Challenge"

Sep 29th
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Claire LeBlanc

I find it very interesting that these MRAs site workplace accidents. I am an electrician and a woman. The first full year of my apprenticeship, I was threatened with rape everyday. At least once a week, it was my direct supervisor that did this. It's not even like he is a bad person. I once had a vehicle break down and he drove me to pick up my daughters from daycare and stayed with us until I was able to get my car running again, but that is just how these job sites work. 2-10% of electricians are women depending on what area you live in. I have been the only woman in classrooms, the lunch trailer, and even an entire job site. I've had job interviews that spent 20 mins talking about how being a woman would or would not affect my ability to do a job. There are good reasons women don't pursue male majority jobs

Sep 22nd
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Trent Lytle

Thank you for bringing up rape case laws. I was a victim of rape and thankfully I avoided pregnancy (although she had two 'scares', and a child immediately with her next boyfriend). As a male victim of rape I have found so much support from women and never have felt oppressed by feminism. Thanks for slogging through this!

Sep 22nd
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Sean Rosenau

I love the way Jewish names sound. Moishe, it's so unique.

Jun 16th
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