Good Morning Antioch

CFO Thurston Solomon Banner the 5th is still on board, but they are closing in on the Home Office. The Crew prepares for their formal inspection at HQ. And Dr. Pazuzu Overlord of Darkness and Eater of Worlds tells Thurston and the crew a popular children's nap-time story from the Hell Dimension.  Fun Video Episodes will be transcribed with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

It's been 14 days since CFO Thurston Solomon Banner the 5th and his envoy boarded the Antioch. Prank calls, incessant demands, and unreasonable requests around the clock!  They thought having a 13-year-old boss was the worst, but his 7-year-old little brother is killer! Or possibly a killer!    For ALL of the other Fun Video Versions of Good Morning Antioch episodes (with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing) check out our Youtube Channel! Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

A Pre-inspection Envoy for The Bannerflex Corporation has boarded. The CFO Thurston Solomon Banner the 5th (younger brother to our esteemed CEO Solomon Thurston Banner the 14th) conducts a general review and assessment of the new Bannerflex systems, B-Flexx Squared processes, and work culture. Fun Video Episodes will be transcribed with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube.  Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Roving Work Depository Boxes, Personality Type Boxes, Leadership Mentorship Application Boxes, Company Satisfaction Surveys!  The Crew of this Antioch is busy Filling boxes, Fitting in boxes, and Checking Inboxes!  Fun Video Episodes are transcribed with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Your Opinion Matters to Us! Home Office is installing an easy way to report back! The blue-gray boxes will be for praise and recognition of your fellow co-workers for a job well done!  The grey-blue boxes will be for reporting any incidents of corporate espionage, sabotage, or anyone you feel might be a disruptive person.   Fun Video Episodes are transcribed with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The New Free-work style of office space optimization is not as OPTIMAL as MeLia hoped it would be. When the Broadcast Bay is taken over by a Leadership Brainstorming Session, she is forced to give the morning announcements patched into the broadcast array from outside the ship! Fun Video Episodes are transcribed with Open Captions for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

New Social Groups, Exercise Classes, G-spotter Trainings, Mandatory Journaling, and Weekly Dance Party Team Building!  The Crew of the Antioch sure are busy!  Episodes are transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Welcome Back home to Bannerflex!  In the season 4 opener, MeLia0743 walks the crew of the Antioch through the process of re-onboarding with the Bannerflex Mining Corporation.  But CEO Solomon Thurston Banner XIII has been busy!  The 13-year-old corporate leader has restructured and rebranded Bannerflex to one that truly cares about its employees' wellbeing... truly! Episodes are transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

In the Exciting Season 3 Finale, MeLia0743 is trapped in the Broadcast Bay protecting the next generation of Antioch crew members... in egg-form of course.  The current crew is knocked out by the Security Team's Gas Attack, the Hallways are overrun by deadly Thraxx creatures, and their Boss is ready to recycle them.  Is there anyone out there who can save the day?  A hero perhaps?  Episodes are transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Finally, after much rescheduling and committee meetings, the Shipwide Ovarium Baby Shower is here! Cafanex Cooler and Celebratory Cake Cubes all around! But when a virtual performance by the Engineering Pipe and Jug Band sets off a deadly chain reaction, MeLia0743 and Security Chief Crusher must try to save the babies at all costs!  Episodes are transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Captain Reaser's stasis pod is still missing, and the unexplained deaths are piling up. The New Security Team has implemented a strict new curfew enforced by mandatory Destination Devices that will deliver non-fatal but incapacitating shocks to anyone not where they should be. Episode 3.11 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Overcoming Discouragement. Episodes are transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The troubles aboard the Antioch are piling up... literally! With the influx of packages from No-Fo Prime the sanitation department can't keep up with the disposal of excess packing materials.  Lost in the chaos, Captain Reaser's stasis pod may have been thrown out with the trash! Episode 3.10 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Overcoming Overwhelm.  Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Security concerns continue to arise aboard the Antioch, as a rash of incidents sweep the ship. Good thing the Home Office just happened to dispatch a new security team, which is super convenient and not at all suspicious.  Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

With staffing numbers in dire straits, Portal crash Deliveries wrecking the ship, and a new crop of Babies incubating, stress aboard the Antioch is at an all-time high! Luckily there is all new Cafanex Bold in Delicious Rampart Red to get them through! Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

With staffing numbers in dire straits, Houmon Resources authorizes the reimplementation of the Mandatory Breeding Program and MeLia0743 is visited by a ghost from the Past. Episode 3.07 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Gratitude Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The Media Liaison Cyborg MeLia0743 discovers the Antioch's new Employment Opportunity may not be as Amazing as they all thought.  With growing mountains of debt, many of the crew have resorted to unconventional ways of making ends meet.   Episode 3.06 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Shift Your Perspective Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch Become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch to gain access to exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

Antioch repairs are almost done and the crew prepares for their first assignment as official No-Fo Galactic Raw Materials Acquisition Specialists! Episode 3.05 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Listen to Your Gut Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch And If you'd like to help us continue with the live-action version of the show, become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch for exclusive video content like table reads and puppet outtakes!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The election finally over, the crew of the Antioch has chosen Perms Minglesnuffs and NO-FO Galactic as their new corporate overlord/governing body! Being that NO-FO Galactic is the only supercompany that hasn't tried to kill them, it seemed prudent.  Re-branding, Re-education, and a visit from an old friend. Episode 3.03 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Harness Creativity Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch And If you'd like to help us continue with the live-action version of the show, become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch for exclusive video content. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The harsh realities of freelance independent contracting have not been kind to the crew of the Antioch. Despotic fracturing of the crew, severe supply shortages combined with the biological Replacemacant threat, and the Antioch is on its last legs.  In a final gasp of self-preservation, the crew will hold the very first Autocratic Debate! Moderated by MeLia0743.  The Department Heads put forth their favored candidates for Employer/Governance.  The potential Bosses answer tough questions and the crew prepares for a life-altering VOTE.  Episode 3.03 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Know Your Worth Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch And If you'd like to help us continue with the live-action version of the show, become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch for exclusive video content. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support

The rascals from Pod C are up to their usual shenanigans! Staying up all night in the one working virtual reality bay, they now have to risk life and limb to cross the ship in time for the first shift.  In the chaos of the past few months, all departments have broken off to form their own separate gangs, and territory disputes can turn deadly.  Can the C-Podders make it home in time to clock in? Stay tuned Workers, stay tuned. Episode 3.02 Mandatory Guided Meditation: Finding Your Purpose Transcribed for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on Youtube. Visit us on https://www.GoodMorningAntioch.com for all updates and fun Antioch Merch. Like us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoodMorningAntioch. Or get updates from MeLia0743 on Twitter @BMSSAntioch And If you'd like to help us continue with the live-action version of the show, become a patron at Patreon https://www.patreon.com/GoodMorningAntioch for exclusive video content. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/goodmorningantioch/support