Greasy

Sort of a sports podcast, more of a gambling podcast, mostly a beer podcast. Greasy is a product of the COVID-19 quarantine and will likely die when the vaccine is injected into our veins. Rob and DJ are 30-ish-years-old and reppin' Cleveland, Ohio.

Patio Drinking Season 2021

The fellas discuss the ultimate beer review, patio season 2021, hitting a piss rocket down the fairway, the top jobs kids want, face smoothing filters, chicken parm subs, the NCAA Tournament thus far, modern plumbing systems, the NFL Draft in Cleveland, farting at the urinal, giving yourself a Rotten Tomatoes score, the Greasy Grinder of the week, and Greasy one year later.

03-25
53:41

Submit Your Bracket to Win DJ’s Car

The fellas discuss office bracket pools, Mountain Dew’s college basketball promo, a broken Joey Galloway bobblehead, watching the tourney at Bdubs, picking your character in Mario Kart, groomsmen gift advice, bachelor party ideas, their NFL free agency interest, Last Chance U: Basketball, Justin Bieber album hype, John Mayer’s TikToks, giving away DJ’s 2016 Honda Civic for a perfect bracket, this week’s Greasy Grinder, and Bitcoin Boulevard.

03-19
49:39

Mini Beers at the MAC Tournament

The fellas discuss bowling league memories, Conference Tournament Bobby, Cleveland State making the dance, surviving in the 13th century, the much-anticipated Snyder cut, Ginny and Georgia, being a pushover on Shark Tank, watching every shot of Richy Werenski, round three of stimulus checks, the history of AsiaTown in Cleveland, and the overanalysis of life.

03-11
39:20

Free Beer If You’re Drinking Whiskey

The fellas discuss “reputation” tv shows, not watching videos your friends send you, avoiding the Mickey Callaway conversation, being duffle bag boys, amateur vs. pro golfers on the tee box, text exchanges with your buddy’s girlfriend, continually retiring from gambling, DJ’s love for Kelly Olynyk, Rob’s love for Cam Smith, using “chief” to address someone, concession food rankings, chain restaurant rolls, Jordan Clarkson confidence, this week’s Greasy Grinder™, and the history of Duck Island.

03-04
45:10

Middle School Basketball

The fellas discuss quad weather, DJ’s badass test (beta), going to a baseball game alone, wanting to be Brooks Koepka, the Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley engagement, the current value of their NBA Top Shot accounts, eating a salad at 6:30 a.m., Cleveland State basketball, Nike skateboarding shoes, new Good Vibe Handbook™ entries, the Greasy anniversary, and middle school basketball memories.

02-25
59:25

Prehypertension Guys Wearing Joggers

The fellas discuss Random Acts of Venmo, doing TikTok dances with your niece, Adam Sandler bringing back Happy Gilmore, cooking dinner for strangers, fake Baker Mayfield trades, scrolling through Zillow, overweight guys wearing joggers, tearing up watching American Idol auditions, drinking gimmick beers, Phoebe Bridgers smashing her guitar, #GroupBets2021, the Greasy Grinder®, “Bora Bora” cards, sharing chips and queso rules, handshakes coming back, and the dream of playing in a pro-am golf tournament.

02-18
56:50

The Good Vibe Handbook™, 3OH!3 Lyrics, and Tailgate Brews

The fellas discuss the Good Vibe Handbook™, bringing baseball back to League Park, a bold LaMelo Ball prediction, not fully understanding crypto, Rebecca Black being back, 3OH!3’s best lyric, golf getting us through the dark months, Ridiculousness dominating MTV, Rob opening football cards, drinking Modelo, and classifying beers for BrewTube (all while DJ’s apartment neighbor plays his piano).

02-11
50:03

Layered Dips, Good Vibes, and a Greasy Beer?

The fellas discuss sticking it to Vegas sportsbooks, real vs. fake Super Bowl props, five-layer dip, things they want to work hard at, Cavs basketball = fun, the evolution of how we listen to music, when your friends are making money and you aren’t, the Good Vibe Handbook™, appetizer etiquette, this week in NBA Top Shot, continuing BullyJuice workouts, brewing a Greasy beer, and avoiding the Sunday (and everyday) scaries.

02-04
43:22

NBA Top Shot, BullyJuice, and Naming Your Bar

The fellas discuss a Reddit army impacting the stock market, tapping into the NBA Top Shot market, DJ’s new workout routine, helping Brandon Staley become an NFL head coach, having nightmares about Chad Henne’s 14-yard run, a post-Super Bowl gambling cleanse, Rob’s #punktok obsession, Ready Player One’s greatness, munster vs. pepper jack, goat vs. baby goat, Friday work beers, and naming your own bar.

01-28
43:26

Fat Eddie Lacy, CJ Spiller, and Scottie Pissen

The fellas discuss James Harden complaining his way to Brooklyn, calling athletes fat (e.g. Eddie Lacy), traits that your friends talk behind your back about, Francisco Lindor being traded to the Mets, grinding through the winter, #GBEOD, eating chili dogs and watching the Browns, betting the Browns to beat the Chiefs (+385), the failed Golden Parlay, CJ Spiller and Scotty Pissen, the evolution of beer drinkers, and leaving listeners on a positive note.

01-14
32:59

The Golden Parlay, Super Wild Card Weekend, and Bros Drinking Truth

The fellas discuss having the 158th biggest fantasy sports podcast, drinking expired beers, grinding through four months of suck, the golden parlay, the greatest Ohio sports weekend ever, 18 hours of Super Wild Card Weekend, settling bets with your friends, watching movies on tv, Rob’s LOTR obsession, getting lunch with Aaron Rodgers, Rob’s Chevy Impala, finding hitmakers like Kevin Siegel, Keno and roulette numbers, two bros drinking Rhinegeist Truth, the greatness of brewery tours, the overabundance of IPAs, and Browns vs. Steelers score predictions.

01-07
46:17

2020 Greasy Recap: Rob had COVID, Top 5 Adult Beverages, and the State of Cleveland

The fellas discuss Rob having COVID, how they’re spending their stimulus checks, paying off student loans right now, getting better at golf vs. gambling, the top 5 adult beverages of 2020, the greatness of Miller Lite aluminum pints, Browns vs. Steelers, Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph, the state of Cleveland, grown men wearing jerseys (Part III?), 2021 goals and predictions, people wishing they were quarantined, and flying Frontier.

12-31
56:29

Indians’ Name Change, Questions for Rob, and Charlie Woods

The fellas discuss how to use PTO at the end of 2020, the incredible Browns vs. Ravens game, the Cleveland Indians changing their name (Cleveland Grease?), a TouchTunes romantic comedy, unquestionably attractive people, exchanging certified locks for Christmas, the fried chicken bubble, Taylor Swift’s new album, giving up gambling for a year’s worth of salary, what makes a good friend, dipping sauces hitting their apex, starting Tyron Johnson in fantasy this week, liking beers that you don’t like, Baker Mayfield as a top 12-ish quarterback, Browns vs. Giants on Sunday Night Football, and Charlie Woods winning over .5 majors.

12-18
38:05

Life’s Hot Streaks, Sundays at the Sports Book, and Creed at the Bar (Again)

The fellas discuss the Jumanji house, Netflix pumping out Christmas movies, preheating in life, legalizing sports gambling in Ohio, watching games at Winking Lizard with your bros, defining your music taste by NPR Tiny Desks, songs that go (e.g. Zedd - Clarity), buying Christmas gifts for coworkers, giant pencils, things you think about when you fall asleep, Greasy tees (part II), Creed at the bar (part II), Brewdog Corner, canned mix drinks overtaking seltzers, Search That Volume 2020, and Browns vs. Ravens on Monday Night Football

12-10
49:30

Wednesday Football, Spotify Wrapped Insecurities, and DJ Chark’s Wedding

The fellas discuss NFL football on a Wednesday, DJ’s cornbread on Thanksgiving, insecurities about their Spotify Wrapped, creating album podcasts, putting on for their city, rewatching Entourage, sharing friends of friends' HBO accounts, Sunday morning juice, Cleveland’s infatuation with Nick Chubb, the Ball brothers vs. Paul brothers, Russell Westbrook being traded to the Cavs (he wasn’t), @twopinkstarbursts on TikTok, DJ Chark’s wedding, liking your own text message, using windshield wipers to describe the weather, Browns (+6) vs. Titans, Akron (-2.5) vs. Bowling Green, and Rob rocking an XFL hat.

12-03
44:08

Peloton Bro, Thanksgiving Contributions, Gus Edwards, and JoJo at a Bar

The fellas discuss Bud Light vs. Miller Lite, a Peloton trainer reality show, refraining from complaining post-Covid, contributing on Thanksgiving, Alice’s Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, rigging the NBA Draft, the 2003 NBA Draft class photo, whether they actually like football or not, the “Gus Edwards” in your life, how the economy works, Double Stuf Oreo sales, JoJo buying a drink at a bar, Browns vs. Eagles, and gambling plays of the week.

11-19
44:09

Masters Hype, Queen’s Gambit Review, Does Fort Minor Slap?, and Alex Trebek's Legacy

The fellas discuss nitro beers, time zones, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, getting hyped for the Masters, Abraham Ancer’s caddie ripping darts, fall food (and beer) habits, The Queen’s Gambit’s greatness, participating in Movember, feeling bad for a college football coach that makes $500k, mildly famous people getting out of tickets, the biggest benefit of being old, a decent idea to blow up on Tik Tok, Fort Minor’s music holding up, and the legacy of Alex Trebek.

11-12
52:37

Family Food: A Podcast Game Show

This week, DJ hosts an audio game show with no contestants.

11-05
08:34

Being Good at Halloween, OBJ vs. Higgins, Pulling Charizards, and Russell Crowe Cereal

The fellas discuss their best Halloween costumes, Antonio Brown joining the Bucs, OBJ vs. Hollywood Higgins, pulling Charizards in 2020, watching (or lack thereof) the World Series, Mookie’s cookies, bold second-half fantasy football predictions, election predictions, drinking ciders, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Harry Mack freestyles, good foods to eat while lying down (part II), Russell Crowe on a cereal box, judging people by their attire, the worst purchases they’ve ever made, buying an e-bike, AJ Green vs. Travis Fulgham, and Browns vs. Raiders score predictions.

10-29
52:27

Ohio State Football Hate, Midrange Beers, Slumdog Slots, and Family Food

The fellas discuss the feeling of your favorite shirt being clean, Ohio State football coming back, betting 21.5 point favorites, “midrange” beers, the greatness of Dortmunder Gold, the North Carolina Senate Race (Cal Cunningham vs. Thom Tillis), being historically sexy, eating shit alongside the Browns, cashing out other people’s slot tickets to buy beer, “Raydiation” by Ray J (and the Perry Nuclear Power Plant), shorting the television and taco markets, the Great Lakes Exposition, and popular and not-so-popular Halloween candy.

10-22
45:53

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