The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!
Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out! Tony Fucking Stark!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHA
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8. This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist. Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it. #tits #ass #mario #bigdick
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!