Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!

168 - Masks (Styrofoam & Houseplants)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

10-24
01:03:59

DS9 Minute - Playing God

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang arrives to discuss "Playing God" before Rob has his pants on. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

10-17
12:19

167 - Thine Own Self (New Pips & Scientific Tips)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

10-11
01:29:26

DS9 Minute - Shadowplay

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang solves the mystery of "Shadowplay!" We discuss intense kissing, first jobs, Odo's lovelife, and shout out It's Got Star Trek!! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

10-03
12:06

166 - Lower Decks (Upper Deckers & Work Gossip)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his new look! Engage!Listen to Jesse over on Open Pike NightPick up some Green Shirt Merch

09-26
01:37:06

DS9 Minute - Paradise

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

09-19
14:41

165 - Sub Rosa (Space Scotland & Zombie Nanas)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina Aguilera, and John takes a stand on candles! All this plus a shameless game of "PornHub Feud!" Engage! Hear more from Jessi on Crusher Conv...

09-12
01:41:13

DS9 Minute - Whispers

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang can't stop talking, shouting, and exclaiming about "Whispers!" We learn about new (to us) food, update the cave count, read O'Brien's sexy letters, and wonder when a conspiracy becomes just common knowledge. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchHear John talk more about this episode on the Duras Sister's podcast!

09-05
13:48

164 - Homeward (Cave Pilled & Space Fellas)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his podcasts, John and Alexx Hate Stuff & This May Hurt a Bit.And follow him on Twitter.Pick up some Green Shi...

08-29
01:12:07

DS9 Minute - Armageddon Game

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!

08-22
11:37

163 - The Pegasus (Gym Ropes & Dashed Hopes)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his JAG card. All this plus a round of Real Ship/Fake Ship?! Engage!Hear more from Todd on his podcasts, Computer Re...

08-15
01:42:31

DS9 Minute - The Alternate

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!

08-08
11:53

162 - Parallels (Sliding Worfs & Scruffy Rikers)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of a warrior, and John knows his Picasso's! Engage!Hear more from Abby on First Flight PodcastPick up some Green Shirt Merch

08-01
01:35:52

DS9 Minute - Rivals

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

07-25
11:12

161 - Inheritance (Momdroids & Magma Pockets)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage!Follow Flippe on Twitter and Instagram!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

07-18
01:29:12

DS9 Minute - Sanctuary

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang takes refuge in talking about DS9's "Sanctuary." We visit Twin Peaks, listen to Kenny G, get emotional, and sync up our Stardates. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

07-11
11:43

160 - Force of Nature (Pod Cats & Space Surfing)

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast Cats!" Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

07-04
01:21:41

DS9 Minute - Second Sight

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

06-27
10:38

Bonus Live Show from Trek Long Island - Make it Serialized

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of. Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenberg to direct everything, John takes us to Burning Man, and Ashlyn traps the audience in a Casino. Engage...

06-20
43:21

DS9 Minute - Necessary Evil

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang flashback to watching "Necessary Evil!" Rob gets charmed by Quark, John is terrified of Rom, Odo climb's Cam's ladder, and Bobi appreciates all the sick burns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

06-13
11:28

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