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63: Do They Have Pastrami in the Sublime?

2022-08-1525:00

For the last time this season, your “hosts” Don and Kelly do their best to react to the latest episode of Westworld. Kelly has a new obsession, and Don isn’t sure any of the string on his wall actually got him anywhere. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

62: A Long and Storied History of Wrongness

2022-08-1546:19

Step into analysis with your “hosts” Don and Kelly as they ponder the big questions: What happens in the finale, what happens next season, and just how blended everyone’s brains will be by season’s end. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

61: Definitely Not All Stems and Seeds

2022-08-0829:15

Bring yourself back online. Don and Kelly return to react to the penultimate episode of Season Four! With plenty to discuss, your “hosts” race against the clock to get it all in under the wire and then spend a moment pondering the sneak peek of next week’s finale. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

60: That Could Go in the Assumed Bucket

2022-08-0801:00:15

Bring yourself back online. Your “hosts” Don and Kelly step into analysis for Episode 6 of Westworld! Kelly has a theory about motivations, and Don shares his current list(s) of theories. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

59: Giant Spiky Thingamajigger Is the Technical Term

2022-08-0124:06

Once again, your “hosts” Don and Kelly react to the latest episode of Westworld! Two-thirds of the way through the seasons, some truths remain self-evident. Turns out drone hosts are still terrifying, the show still has some tricks up its sleeve, and the OTP will always be Bernard and Stubbs. Send your theories and pictures of your wall of cards and string to @UncannyGreeting on Twitter. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

58: The Complete Opposite of Matlock

2022-07-3111:39

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don are back to step into analysis for Episode Five of Westworld! There are theories, there are cards and string, and there are definitely some Opinions about Some Things. Send your theories and photos of your own theory wall to @UncannyGreeting on Twitter. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

57: Tweet F#*$!NG Tweet

2022-07-2523:38

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don are back to react to the latest episode of Westworld! Don gets to do a brief “I Was Right” dance, and Kelly discovers Westworld-themed nail polish for all Buckaroos. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

56: Two and Two Makes...Pancakes

2022-07-2556:54

Bring yourself back online! Don and Kelly step into analysis for the fourth episode of the fourth season of Westworld. At the halfway point, your “hosts” look at this season so far: Don reports back from a visit with Reddit-boham, the Internet Theory Machine, and Kelly continues to spend cycles on an as yet unanswered question. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

55: I Told You We're Calling Him Vicky

2022-07-1822:32

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don are back with the timer-driven reaction to S4E4, “Generation Loss.” As usual, every answer just creates more questions, and a lot of them get asked before the timer goes off. If you have a theory for Kelly’s house or Don’s wall, be sure to head to the Tweetiebox and send them to @UncannyGreeting for maximum exposure. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

54: Don't Catch the Flyrus That's Going Around

2022-07-1759:27

Bring yourself back online. Your “hosts” Don and Kelly are back to discuss the third episode of Westworld. NOTE: If you want to avoid discussion of the preview for next week’s show, skip from 29:22 to 32:38. Otherwise, tune in for Don’s Grand Unified Theory of Season Four, and Kelly’s new word which delighted Don so much it became the title. Find the show’s new handle @UncannyGreeting on Twitter and send in your theories for Don’s Wall of Cards and String or Kelly’s House of Theories. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

53: We Had to Settle for the Tuna Melts

2022-07-1124:10

Bring yourself back online. Your “hosts” Don and Kelly are here to react to the latest episode of Westworld, “AnnÃ©es Folles.” Racing the clock as usual, Kelly falls down a Reddit-sized rabbit hole and Don flexes some theory muscles of his own. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

52: When You Assume, You Make a Host Out of You and Me

2022-07-1149:36

Just back from a Delos shareholder meeting, your “hosts” Kelly and Don step into analysis for the latest episode of Westworld, “Well Enough Alone.” Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

51: That Escalated Quickly

2022-07-0423:38

Bring yourself back online. Your “hosts” Don Melton and Kelly Guimont took the needle off the record and all hell broke loose in this week’s episode of Westworld. Some of the highlights for one were lowlights for the other. Apparently in the end it makes sense to lay waste to everyone and just let Halores sort ‘em out… Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

50: A Weapons-Grade Madman

2022-07-0401:07:57

Step into analysis! Don and Kelly are back to dive deep into the premiere of season four. One episode in and already there are theories, freakouts, and a lot of giggles. Join the non-linear conversation and find out if you can see the Tower too. Share your theories for Kelly’s House with @UncannyGreeting (note the new handle) on Twitter if you don’t already. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

49: Reaction: "The Auguries" (S4E1)

2022-06-2727:01

Bring yourself back online! Your “hosts” Kelly Guimont and Don Melton return to chat about the Season Four premiere of Westworld! Don has the theories, Kelly has the giggles, and both of them try to get it all in before the timer goes off. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

48: Westworld - Season 4 Teaser

2022-05-1126:35

Dusting off the mechanical horses and firing up the 3D people printers, Kelly and Don return to discuss the teaser for the fourth season of Westworld. Don has theories, Kelly has many questions, and there’s a brief mention of the one thing we actually know for certain. As with previous “reaction show” episodes, a timer is set and valiant attempts are made to stick to it. Kelly Guimont and Lisa Melton.

"Crisis Theory" (S3E8) (TeeVee 648)

2020-05-0427:43

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don are here for the final episode of Season Three. Lots of feelings, a bit of blurry video, and a snap assessment of the entire season before (soon) stepping into analysis. Host Kelly Guimont with Don Melton.

Analysis: "Passed Pawn" (S3E7) (TeeVee 647)

2020-05-0351:31

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don return to step into analysis for the penultimate episode of Season 3. This episode includes a quick inventory of our players, some stronger belief in some theories, and Kelly offers some coffee preparation tips. Host Kelly Guimont with Don Melton.

Reaction: "Passed Pawn" (S3E7) (TeeVee 646)

2020-04-2724:57

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don chat after watching the penultimate episode of Season Three! Some theories are proven correct, some questions are asked, and we get some questions to ponder when stepping into analysis. Host Kelly Guimont with Don Melton.

Analysis: "Decoherence" (S3E6) (TeeVee 644)

2020-04-2445:14

Your “hosts” Kelly and Don step into analysis for the three-quarter mark of Season Three of Westworld! There’s the usual dose of theorizing, some discussion of what’s ahead in the home stretch, and some contenders from the (Not So) Secret Theory Club! Host Kelly Guimont with Don Melton.

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