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Group Chat Podcast – Mount Rushmore: Sports Moments You’ll Never Forget (a.k.a. the Goosebumps, Beer Spills & Therapy Sessions Edition) This week’s Mount Rushmore might actually be the most “where were you when” segment in Group Chat history. We’re digging up the sports moments that permanently live rent-free in our brains — the goosebump plays, the drunk-uncle screams, and the traumatic referee calls that should’ve come with a free voucher for therapy. Nick kicks it off with Tracy Porter’s pick-six in the Saints’ Super Bowl — the moment every Who Dat realized, “holy shit, we’re actually winning this thing.” Turtle immediately ruins it by pointing out a block in the back that nobody else noticed, because of course he did. Meanwhile, Nick confesses he missed the damn victory parade even though he was literally living in New Orleans. Peak Nick. From there, it gets chaotic: LSU miracles – Blue Grass Miracle-to-"Jack Hunt", Warren Morris’s walk-off, Burrow to Chase finally slaying Bama, and the Brian Kelly two-point conversion before he misplaced his brass balls. The Saints rollercoaster – Gleason blocking a punt and blowing the Dome roof off, to the NOLA No-Call that had Tommy (our in-house lawyer) allegedly suing the NFL. Petty moments – Tommy picking UNC over Duke just so he could watch Coach K cry, because trolling is stronger than tradition. Random chaos – Sid Bream running in slow-motion like Forrest Gump on NyQuil, Zane Marks punching a guy’s mouthpiece into the kitchen at the Cut Off Youth Center, and Tommy remembering Jordan’s push-off at a summer camp TV cart like it was the moon landing. By the end, it’s a stew of nostalgia, inside jokes, and just enough trolling to piss off at least three fan bases. Whether it’s Tiger Woods rising from the grave at Augusta, or some Turtle dropping 30 on Ellender in the “House of Pain,” this Mount Rushmore proves that sports moments aren’t just about the wins — they’re about the chaos, the hangovers, and the stories you tell forever.

Welcome to the episode where a Frosty meets a Federal Drug Test. We open with Casey, Nick, Damien, and (eventually) Turtle live from the ManCave, juggling three sacred Louisiana pastimes: LSU panic, Saints coping, and Wendy’s DTB detective work. Bring your Baconator fries and a cup for testing—HR says hi. We go full Zapruder film on Brian Kelly’s post-Florida clapback and LSU’s choice to run the Tecmo Bowl Starter Kit (Run, Short Pass, Punt, Pray). Damien presents the Nuss Torso Conspiracy like he’s hosting Coast to Coast AM: “They’ve pacifiered the offense to protect Nuss. Joe Sloan’s calling plays with oven mitts.” BK admits he’s handcuffing the menu; Damien prints the “Joe Sloan Vanilla Offense” shirt anyway (sued by Blue Bell at 11). Meanwhile, LSU’s defense is busy committing theft—five picks vs Florida, 27 points allowed in three games, Perkins flattening QBs like a Cast Iron Special—and we still find a way to be furious about a 20–10 cover. You know, Louisiana normal. Then the Buzz Off hotline hits: Coach Alan Wilts (Raceland Middle) joins and casually mentions a 32–0 shutout of E.D. White like it’s a Kroger receipt. He lays out why Lafourche needs a middle-school playoff (money, excitement, and “stop handing out participation banners”), shouts out a 28-man “small army” that actually knows their playbook, and previews CLHS studs who can ruin your Friday (hello, Jeremy Cleveland, Tamir Crandall, Booty Dade). It’s half TED Talk, half pep rally, and 100% “why isn’t this guy running the parish?” We detour into the Saints’ 0–2 character-building arc: Rattler’s feisty, Kellen Moore refuses to sneak on 4th-and-2 vs a one-man front (modern art), Olave plays “Tag, but I’m Base,” and somehow we’re saying “hey, not as bad as expected” while being exactly as bad as expected. Can Carr flip two L’s into therapy wins? Depends. On everything. National nonsense: Crawford boxed Canelo’s ears off, Arch got serenaded by the boo birds and now leads his team in existential yards per carry, and every “QB1 of the future” looks like he’s throwing a wet towel. Heisman/No. 1 pick odds get read aloud like a jump-scare. Also: dodo birds might return (because apparently Jurassic Park was a tutorial), Houma traffic has become a sentient BOSS LEVEL, and yes—someone dialed Mike Jones. Who? Exactly. And then comes the true-crime segment: Wendy’s “Coming DTB”. A Facebook post promises managers, locations (plural), and applications via mysterious text code—because what screams “legit” more than “Text ARTX-15DF0083 to 31063”? We deep-dive like it’s the Zapata Oil case: grass-cutting alibis, pressure-wash timelines, and opening day circled on December 2 (allegedly). Verdict: Frosty? Maybe. Frosty Scam? Definitely content. We’ll be there with a mic and a thermometer. Plus: an Australian in Tiger Stadium who treats Brad Wing like Ric Flair, a punt praise kink we should probably unpack, and a sincere “playoffs for the kids” campaign you’ll want to clip and send to every AD and principal from Raceland to Golden Meadow. TL;DR: LSU wins and we’re still mad, the Saints lose and we’re kinda proud, Raceland rolls 32–0, Canelo got Bud’d, Arch got boo’d, dodos got un-extinct’d, and Wendy’s might get built by text message. Five stars, one cup, no onions.

Big Blue Breakdown – Week 3  Matchup: Central Lafourche Trojans at South Lafourche Tarpons Location: Galliano, LA • Tarpon Memorial Stadium On-Site Show: Live from Tidelands Golf & Country Club Presented by: Neo Small Engine Overview The Group Chat Podcast crew delivers a polished, on-site pregame show two hours before kickoff, setting the stage for a marquee Lafourche Parish rivalry. Both programs enter with momentum—South Lafourche coming off a physical win over Pearl River; Central Lafourche fresh off a road victory at New Iberia. Expect pace, points, and a playoff-like environment on both sidelines. Desk & Guests Host Casey (with Damien, Nick, and Turtle) is joined on set by Freezer Burnt for live reaction and local perspective from the Trojans’ side. The crew also highlights Tidelands’ alumni golf weekend and thanks the event team on site. Top Storylines Rivalry Energy: Shared youth/travel circuits mean both rosters know each other well. Emotions and composure will matter early. Styles & Tempo: Central seeks explosives with QB Jeremy Cleveland and a deep skill group; South Lafourche leans on balance and second-half physicality behind its line and feature back. Turnover Margin: The Tarpons have flashed big-play offense but must eliminate negative plays and sudden-change mistakes. Trenches Decide It: South Lafourche’s offensive front vs. a blitz-heavy Trojan front that hunts sacks and strips. Players to Watch South Lafourche: #21 “Meathead” (RB): Workhorse back who closes games; expect a heavier load late. Terrance Pitre (WR/ATH): Chain-mover and space creator in the short/intermediate game. Braxton Pitre (EDGE/LB): Backfield disruptor; sets tone defensively. Haven Green (TE): Sneaky mismatch between the numbers—watch seams on early downs. OL Unit: Tackles Sawyer & Carter Colley and center Bo Georges headline a physical front; guards Drake Terrebonne and Darius Allen are ascending. Central Lafourche: #3 Jeremy Cleveland (QB): Dual-threat who extends plays and stresses discipline on the edges. #1 Robert Day (RB): downhill runner; sets up play-action. #8 Tamarian Crandall (Slot/ATH): Space playmaker; touches = explosives. Front Seven: Multiple pressure looks under Coach Vedros; game changes if they create sacks/strips. Injury Watch: DL Victor Ellison (hamstring) listed as questionable; availability could impact interior run defense. Keys to the Game Contain & Leverage: Keep Cleveland in the well; assign a spy on long downs; rally tackling on the perimeter. Early Down Efficiency: Tarpons can control flow with inside zone/counter, then build play-action to soften coverage. Protect the Football: Minimize drive-ending penalties and strip-sack opportunities vs. CL pressures. Hidden Yardage: Special teams may flip the night—both sides have return speed; field position and kickoff lane integrity are pivotal. Local Scoreboard & Programming Notes Live look-ins and updates from other Bayou matchups (Terrebonne–St. James; Thibodaux–Assumption; Vanderbilt at Sulphur). Alumni golf tournament coverage throughout the weekend from Tidelands (hole 5 “fan zone” atmosphere). How to Watch/Listen Pregame Show: Live from Tidelands Golf & Country Club leading into kickoff. Game Streams: South Lafourche–Central Lafourche on Bayou Sports platforms (FB/YouTube, as scheduled). Bottom Line Rivalries are won in the margins. If South Lafourche’s line controls the second half and the ball stays off the turf, the Tarpons have an inside track. If Central’s pressure package creates short fields—and Cleveland turns chaos into explosives—the Trojans can tilt this into a track meet. Game-on in Galliano.

🔒 Lock’Em Up: Picks & Parlay (Week 4) Presented by DTB Clothing (until FanDuel finally answers our DMs). Last week’s parlay? Yeah… we’re pretending that never happened. New week, fresh lies confidence. 🏫 College Slate (4-Leg “We Swear This One Hits”) South Carolina +9.5 (Turtle’s buying it to +10 because he’s rich and scared) Colorado −13.5 vs. Wyoming (Coach Prime, new QB, still vibes) Bowling Green–Louisville OVER 51.5 (points are cheaper than rent) Oklahoma −6.5 vs. Auburn (Boomer Sooner, sorry War Eagle/Tiger/IdentityCrisis) 💰 Approx odds: ~13:1. Hammer responsibly. Or irresponsibly. Your call. 🏈 NFL Slate (4-Leg “Please Don’t Get Hurt, Mahomes”) Chiefs −5.5 (0–3? Not on our watch.) Mahomes OVER 232.5 pass yds (carving pumpkins and the Giants) Steelers–Patriots UNDER 44.5 (two great defenses, two sad offenses) Cowboys +1.5 vs. Bears (Brandon Aubrey = America’s Kicker) 💰 Approx odds: ~10:1. If this hits, we’re buying matching chain wallets and a fog machine. 🧪 GCP Top 10 (Because Polls Are Fun To Argue About) Ohio State (unanimous) Oregon Miami LSU Penn State Georgia (yeah, we said it) Oklahoma Florida State Illinois Texas A&M Honorable mentions: whoever Nick bet at 11:00 AM and instantly jinxed. 📊 Pick’em Board (Shame Rankings) The Wizard heating up. Turtle knows ball. Nick’s Wheel: 3–12 (legally a hate crime against parlays). Damien: 6–9… nice. Tommy: 5–5 but still somehow last because math is a social construct. 🎙️ What’s Inside the Segment The boys roast last week’s tickets, overreact to two games, and proclaim “This is the week” at least six times. Live debate: is buying a half-point a power move or fear tax? Side quests: polygamy jokes for Utah picks, Burrow’s health, and why Brandon Aubrey should get MVP votes. Tap in, tail or fade, and post your tickets. If we hit, we’re insufferable. If we miss… the Wheel made us do it.

🏈 Lafourche Parish Middle School Football Report: Week 2 The GCP crew dives deep into Week 2 action across Lafourche Parish and sets the stage for a massive Week 3 slate! 🔥 Golden Meadow Lions bounce back with a big win over Sixth Ward thanks to dominance in the trenches and standout games from Carter Plaisance and Hayden Guidry. ⚡ Lockport Pirates stay undefeated, blasting Bayou Blue and setting up a monster showdown with Thibodaux. 💪 Raceland Rams pitch a 32–0 shutout over E.D. White behind the Foray & Smith show, keeping their Parish title hopes alive. 👀 LCO gear up for a tough matchup with Thibodaux—can their Wing-T grind it out and keep it close? Joining us via the Buzz Off sponsored phone lines is Coach Allen Wiltz, head football coach at Raceland Middle, fresh off his team’s 2–0 start. Coach Wiltz talks about his defense’s dominance, the “small army” mentality of his roster, and his push to bring a playoff system to Lafourche Parish middle school football.

🎙️ Big Blue Breakdown: Week 3 South Lafourche vs. Central Lafourche – The Rivalry Returns The Group Chat Podcast crew is back with a special rivalry edition of the Big Blue Breakdown, setting the stage for Friday night’s showdown in Galliano between the South Lafourche Tarpons and the Central Lafourche Trojans. Casey, Damien, Nick, and Turtle break down last week’s 27–19 Tarpon win over Pearl River, spotlighting huge performances from some of SL’s biggest playmakers: Meathead: 25 carries, 173 yards, and a postgame quote that made it clear—load the box if you want, he’s still running it down your throat. Terrance Pitre: electric with the ball, continuing to show he’s one of the Tarpons’ most dangerous weapons. Braxton Pitre: a monster defensively, living in the backfield and delivering on his promise that the opposing QB would be seeing him all night long. South Lafourche Defense: big-time stops when it mattered most, including a late 4th down stand that sealed the win. Credit to DC Mike Woods, whose energy and creative blitz packages kept Pearl River off balance. The guys also talk about areas to clean up—self-inflicted mistakes like turnovers and penalties that kept the game closer than it should’ve been. BJ Young’s group knows that if they play disciplined, this team has three-score potential against anyone. 🏈 Rivalry Spotlight – Central Lafourche Preview This week, it’s Trojan Week. The guys dive into what makes this rivalry special—packed stands, heated atmospheres, and memories of Central fans wandering onto the wrong side back in the day. To help break it all down, the crew welcomes Coach Allen Wiltz of Raceland Middle School via the Buzz Off sponsored phone lines. Wiltz has coached many current CL athletes, including standout QB Jeremy Cleveland, and offers unique insight: Cleveland is “the real deal”—a dual-threat who can extend plays, throw on the run, and frustrate defenses if containment slips. Tamir Crandall: explosive in space—if he touches the ball, it’s trouble. Robert “Booty” Dade: a punishing tackler who brings the physical edge. Tyreek Cooper: two-sport athlete and playmaker on both sides of the ball. Wiltz expects a shootout, praising both teams’ talent and looking forward to seeing players like Terrance Pitre match up with CL’s stars. 🎤 Live From Tidelands Just like last week, the guys will be live at Tidelands Country Club Friday from 4:30–6:00 PM. Expect big energy, special guests—including Freezer Burnt, a Central alum stirring the pot—and plenty of pregame hype as South Lafourche looks to “put the belt to Central Lafourche’s ass.” 🔑 Keys to the Game Contain Cleveland – keep him in the pocket, spy with athletes like Dardar, and stay disciplined in coverage. Run Behind Meathead – if SL establishes the ground game, it opens everything else up. Limit Self-Inflicted Wounds – turnovers and penalties nearly cost them last week. Against CL, those mistakes could swing the rivalry game. 🎧 Closing Another packed week on the Big Blue Breakdown—big-time Tarpon performances, a massive rivalry on deck, and plenty of laughs along the way. Catch the full episode (including the entire interview with Coach Wiltz) on the Group Chat Podcast feed after the game. And as always… Go Tarps, and God bless America.

What happens when the Group Chat boys leave the mics running too long? You get Episode 18 — a chaotic compilation of outtakes that probably should’ve stayed locked away in the filing cabinet. Casey, Nick, Damien, Turtle, and Tommy cover everything from trolling AP Poll voters (looking at you, Haley Sawyer) to somehow blending college football rants with WNBA hot takes, boxing breakdowns, and a totally unnecessary detour into September 11th memories. It’s equal parts serious conversation, reckless commentary, and pure nonsense. Highlights include: The AP Poll Roast: Why Florida magically moved up in the rankings after losing. Boxing Talk: Canelo vs. Crawford predictions, betting odds, and why the undercard sounds like a “Battle of the States” sideshow. Turtle’s Reputation: The crew reminds him of his “stay in the kitchen” takes (he pleads the fifth). 9/11 Memories: From pellet gun hunter safety class to “ICQ away messages” breaking national news. Damar Hamlin Conspiracies: Is he real, or just a hologram? The guys aren’t convinced. Birthday on Christmas Day: The ultimate scam in gift-receiving rights. This episode is a blend of unfiltered banter, questionable hot takes, and surprisingly thoughtful sports talk — all wrapped in the kind of chaos that makes the Group Chat Podcast what it is.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast | Not Mott’s Mailbag Brought to you by the fine folks at Lafourche Concert & Events Club (they had no idea what they were sponsoring). This week’s episode is exactly what you’d expect when you dump a bag of questions in front of the boys and say “figure it out.” We cover: 💰 What we’d do with $900M Powerball money (spoiler: someone is buying Houma just to shut it down). 🐦 Why baby pigeons don’t exist (or are actually Pop Chocks, depending on how much tequila you’ve had). 🌮 The great nacho debate — is 12 chips enough, or is that just some broke-ass Homer plate? 🎭 Which cartoon character we’d trade lives with (Peter Griffin > your favorite anime character, fight us). 👨‍🍳 Which NFL coach definitely grills in socks and sandals (Andy Reid, we’re looking at you). 🧼 The eternal question: drop the soap — did the floor get clean or is the soap dirty? 🤡 What’s scarier: clowns at night or getting the dreaded “we need to talk” text? Plus, Bryce Boudreaux calls in, Turtle starts a feud, Tommy scouts French nannies, and somehow we lose a local sponsorship by burying a Mexican restaurant mid-episode. It’s chaos. It’s trolling. It’s exactly why you listen to the Group Chat Podcast.

🚨 Mount Rushmore Madness: Flash-in-the-Pan Athletes Edition 🚨 The Group Chat Podcast council is in session (yes, even Turtle showed up on time) — and this week we’re carving out the ultimate Mount Rushmore of Flash-in-the-Pan Athletes. 🗿⚡ Who made the cut? From Madden cover boy Peyton Hillis, to Linsanity himself Jeremy Lin, to Buster Douglas toppling Mike Tyson, to Trent Richardson running straight into O-lines — this episode is a hall of fame for guys who had 15 minutes of fame and then vanished like a fart in the wind. 💨 We’ve got: 👉 Pizza Hut spokesman boxers 🍕🥊 👉 Baby Jordan (not MJ, the other guy) 🍼 👉 David Tyree, who caught one ball and cashed it in 🏈 👉 Did Dan and Dave even make it to the Olympics? 💔 👉 Johnny Football living his best Vegas life 🎲🍾 👉 And someone tried to sneak Zion Williamson onto the list (yes, we went there). 👀 Plus, honorable mentions that will make you spit your drink out: JaMarcus Russell’s McDonald’s diet, Dan & Dave Olympic flops, Colt Brennan Hawai’i hype, and even a WWE cameo (shoutout Maven, Undertaker still wants a word). 🔥 Who’s YOUR Mount Rushmore of “Wait, what happened to that guy?” athletes? Drop it in the comments — and yes, we’ll fight about it.

🔥🏈 Middle school football on the Bayou is WIDE OPEN! The Group Chat Podcast breaks down: ⚔️ Golden Meadow’s tough battle vs. Raceland 🚨 Lockport SHOCKS E.D. White in a week one upset 🐾 LCO Bulldogs roll to 1–0 with a kick return spark 💥 Why Thibodaux could be the early team to beat PLUS — we sit down with Golden Meadow Head Coach Derek Brunet, who talks bouncing back, fixing mistakes, and preparing for a parish showdown with Sixth Ward. This is the inside scoop on Lafourche middle school football you won’t find anywhere else 👀 🎙️ Full episode → YouTube + Spotify/Apple www.groupchatpodcast.com #LionsPride #GoldenMeadow #ParishFootball #BayouSports #MiddleSchoolFootball #DTBFootball #UpsetAlert #HighSchoolFootballVibes

Big Blue Breakdown — Episode 1: South Lafourche vs. Pearl River (LIVE from Tidelands) The Group Chat Podcast kicks off its Big Blue Breakdown pre-game series live from Tidelands Country Club in Galliano, LA, presented by Neil’s Small Engine, in front of a lively crowd of Tarpon faithful. We set the table for South Lafourche vs. Pearl River with a clear, professional scouting report: South Lafourche aims to leverage tempo and perimeter speed, while Pearl River brings a disciplined, downhill rushing attack under veteran coach Jerry Leonard. We break down keys like time of possession, third-and-long defense, special teams field position, and the all-important penalty margin after a flag-heavy Week 1. Inside the matchup, we spotlight Tarpon playmakers—Terrence Pitre, “Baby J” Landon Jarvis, Dre Hughes, Meathead in the ground game, QB Josh Mack’s decision-making—and the revamped special teams unit that flipped the field a week ago. On the Pearl River side, we discuss trench play, their run-first identity (44 rushing attempts last week), and the buy-in that’s fueling early momentum. We also zoom out to the Bayou and statewide slate—Vandy, HL Bourgeois, and more—and close with a quick, level-headed college football segment (LSU-Florida, Georgia-Tennessee, Notre Dame-A&M, Bama-Wisconsin): what’s noise, what’s real, and where the edges might be. Presented by: Neil’s Small Engine Location: Tidelands Country Club — Galliano, LA Programming Note: We’ll be back next Friday at 4:30 PM, same place, for South Lafourche vs. Central Lafourche. Come early, be loud, and Geaux Tarpons.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast – Picks & Parlays: Week 3 Edition 🎙️ We’re back with another week of reckless gambling advice, questionable logic, and a parlay that’s guaranteed to either make you rich or force you to sell your plasma. Spoiler: probably the second one. 👀 College Recap: Damien trusted Clemson… Clemson returned the favor by sucking. Tommy picked Texas… they forgot the game was two halves long. Nick and Casey actually hit their bets (which officially makes them the podcast’s finance bros). Nick’s Wheel? Still spinning like a broke slot machine. 1-9, baby! 🏈 NFL Recap: Tommy cashed on Baker Mayfield looking like an MVP for 90 minutes. Damien’s Commanders somehow covered (shoutout Daniel Jones for being Daniel Jones). Nick’s “over” pick had all the offensive excitement of a middle school punt fest. Casey’s Steelers lost by half a point. Nothing screams degeneracy quite like that. 🔥 This Week’s College Parlay (a.k.a. how to light money on fire responsibly): Ducks & Wildcats OVER 48.5 Georgia -4.5 (because Kirby Smart owns Tennessee like a rent house) LSU vs. Florida UNDER everything (until it hits 70-60, of course) Ole Miss/Arkansas UNDER 62.5 And Tulane covering vs. Duke… because revenge, white uniforms, and fake quarterbacks. 💰 NFL Parlay of Doom: Bills -6.5 (Josh Allen vs. “Not Lamar Jackson” Fields) Dak over 1.5 TDs Cowboys to cover (bullying the Giants is tradition now) Joe Burrow over 6.5 rushing yards (aka “run for your life insurance”) 49ers -3 AND the under (pray for a 13-10 field goal-a-thon). 📊 Odds? 26-to-1. Reality? You’ll be broke by 2:15pm. ✨ Plus: The Wizard is back from his 4-1 week, still somehow 4-6 overall. Turtle went 4-1, proving Bryce Boudreaux doesn’t know ball. Nick’s Wheel? Still a war crime. Tommy? A cuck with a 2-3 record and a heart full of bad picks. Come for the football talk, stay for the tribal free lunch discourse, San Francisco hate rants, and Lafourche Parish degeneracy.

Group Chat Podcast – South Lafourche Tarpons Home Opener Preview The Group Chat Podcast hits the road on Friday night for the Big Blue Breakdown pregame show live from Tidelands Country Club (4:30–6:00 PM) ahead of the South Lafourche Tarpons’ home opener. The Tarpons are set to battle Pearl River, looking for revenge after last year’s tough loss. Joining the show is Pearl River head boys basketball coach and assistant football coach Dillon Smith, who provides unique insight on both programs. Coach Smith breaks down Pearl River’s physical offensive line and run-heavy attack, talks about the culture shift under new head coach Jared Leonard, and reflects on how the program is building momentum after a strong start to the season. The conversation also dives into basketball, with Coach Smith previewing his upcoming season, the leadership of his returning players, and the impact of multi-sport athletes who play both football and basketball. He also shares memories of former standout Howard Hartgrove of Grand Isle, and offers candid thoughts on Louisiana high school basketball topics like the ongoing shot clock debate. With South Lafourche coming off a narrow Week 1 loss to Thibodaux, the Tarpons will look to bounce back at home with speed, playmaking, and an energized crowd in “The Tank.” Expect a classic clash of styles: Pearl River’s size and power versus South Lafourche’s quickness and wide-open offense. Tune in tomorrow for analysis, laughs, and a big-game atmosphere as the Group Chat Podcast gets you ready for South Lafourche vs. Pearl River under the Friday night lights.

🎙️ Group Chat Podcast: The Mount Rushmore of Characters Who Got Screwed Edition 🗿 We spun the wheel (that was definitely rigged) and drafted our Movie/TV Characters Who Deserved Better. And let us tell you… this list is WILD: Alvin Mack blew out his knee and his NFL dreams in a meaningless game 😭 Kenny from South Park never even got to live, bro. Wendell Brown from Varsity Blues, dude could not get in the endzone Shooter McGavin deserved the gold jacket, not a padded room. 🏌️‍♂️ Uncle Rico could’ve won state, don’t @ us. 🏈 Apollo Creed died in an exhibition, WTF Russia?! 🥊 Jimmy McGill (Saul Goodman) took the L while Kim walked free. Justice system is rigged. ⚖️ Kit Keller, could never get out of her sister’s shadow, even got traded to Racine. Rodney Dangerfield… literally every role. Still no respect. Al Bundy: four touchdowns in one game ➡️ shoe salesman. Down bad. 👞 Squidward just wanted to play clarinet in peace. 🎶 And of course… Jack Dawson. There was room on the damn door, Rose. 🚪❄️ We also hit everything from Miss Lippy, Screech, Carlton Banks, Ernest, to freaking Forrest Gump catching an STD curveball. This draft went completely off the rails. 😂 If you’ve ever yelled “they deserved better!” at your TV, this is your episode. 🔥 Description ready for Facebook/TikTok captions with hashtags: #GroupChatPodcast #MountRushmore #MovieCharacters #TVCharacters #TheyDeservedBetter #JusticeForJack #ShooterMcGavin #UncleRico #Squidward #AlBundy

🎙 Group Chat Podcast: The Parlay That Will Ruin Your Weekend The boys are back and doing what they do best: making terrible financial decisions with confidence. Sponsored by DTB Clothing, Casey, Damien, Nick, and Tommy each throw in their “Lock of the Week” to build a four-leg parlay so cursed it should come with a warning label. Texas is pissed, Clemson is pissed, Iowa State is playing Iowa’s JV offense, and somehow we’re trusting the under in an Iowa game (shocker). But why stop there? The crew stacks their NFL “locks,” debates if Baker Mayfield is the GOAT (he’s not), buries the Saints before kickoff, and builds an eight-leg Frankenstein parlay at 125-to-1 odds that will definitely end with heartbreak. Throw in some pick’em chaos, disrespect for Duke, and a few shots at Latoya Cantrell, and you’ve got the most unserious sports betting show on the internet. 💸 Disclaimer: All picks and parlays discussed on the Group Chat Podcast are strictly our personal opinions and for entertainment purposes only. This is not gambling advice. Please wager responsibly.