Guide to the Unknown

It's the most wonderful time of the year! But the movies are...Not great... Will watched Charlie Brown's Christmas special...and some other junk...and Law & Order SVU... Kristen kept to the actual plan and watched The Case of the Christmas Diamond and It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder! Oh also, we gave each other the crappiest gifts possible! [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's "America's favorite serial killer!" DEXTER is a melodramatic thriller series, with REALLY inventive murderers...and you KNOW we like a grim detective story. With "Dexter: Original Sin" coming out, we decided to look back at the beginning of the franchise. The Ice Truck Killer likes to freeze his victims...but is this show still cool, or has it gone bad? [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do the Jolly Green Giant and The Pillsbury Doughboy have in common? We think we could EAT THEM! But The Michelin Man and McDonald's infamous Grimace? HANDS OFF. Don't even get us STARTED on "The Freakies." WHAT ARE THEY? Mascots? Monsters! [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! It’s time for FOUR creepy URBAN LEGENDS! We haven’t done this since GTTU 356. It’s been too long! The Frozen Hill People are a great life hack! The Fresno Nightcrawler is…humanoid? The Ghost of Kyiv is more important than we treated it. The Goatman is Batman’s biggest foe. Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Black Friday! Happy birthday to Krissy!!! Oh, also follow us on BLUESKY! GTTUPod, ChillinKristen, TheMythTraveler! [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

France! They come from France! The Coneheads are aliens trying to blend in on earth. They're...not doing a great job. More importantly, Dan Aykroyd seems to really believe in them! So now we believe in them too. But is this movie any good? [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the same day new UFO footage dropped, we got to talk to Derrick from Mega64! Obviously we had to get his live-reaction! To THIS! We also talked about the best horror moments in Mega64 history, what its like being a creator in 2024, creepy comics, and so. much. more. Make sure you check out Mega64 on YouTube & Patreon, and check out Derrick's new horror comic FOBIA! [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We NEVER expected to see a naked gnome. David the Gnome has changed our lives. We've been trying to cover the dumbest stuff possible lately. I think the mission has been accomplished. [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAVE THE DATE! Friday, November 15th, 2024 @ 6pm est, we're doing a CHILL STREAM! Come celebrate 7 years of Guide to the Unknown with us, play some games, and watch some BIZARRE horror clips! The ENTIRE point is to just have FUN. So order a pizza, get into some jammies, and we'll see you on YouTube.com/gttupod Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

These are our GHOST ADVENTURES ADVENTURES But actually, move over Zak Bagans, this time it’s Aaron Goodwin in the driver’s seat! His dad’s house is haunted. Welcome to a very personal episode, where Zak acts like a literal toddler. He needs your applause to live! [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 5. Trick? Or Treat? HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We promised we'd watch the whole franchise...and we did it. But at what cost? Rest in Peace SCARMUTO... ...Oh...but wait...THERE'S BEEN SOME BREAKING NEWS. Scary Movie 6 is bringing back some old friends! And DOUBLE wait! Go check out DEAD TIME on the GTTU and/or Ghosts in the Burbs Patreons! Kristen and Liz Sower talking about ghost shows?! What are you waiting for? [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 4...This is the FIRST time this franchise died. It's also the only movie with Shaq AND Dr. Phil in it together. COINCIDENCE?! [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie 3...is it any good? A fresh start? Or a fresh fart? Welcome to a new kind of chaos that is VERY similar to the old kind of chaos! Oh Scarmuto... [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ATTENTION GUIDIES: We are going to be doing a mini LIVE SHOW on October 25th at Pino's in Highland Park, NJ. Be there around 7pm! And that dastardly Apple is going to make our Patreon cost more if you sign up in the iPhone/iPad app starting in November. DON'T BE TRICKED! S.U.B.T.U.A! (Sign up in browser, THEN use app) ...As you were. Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie October...we're really not stopping. This week we're watching Scary Movie 2, which is...better? Worse? At least it has the "strong hand" guy? Or is he a problem? SAVE US! [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liz Sower, creator of the podcast Ghosts in the Burbs and author of the novels Claire and Lilith, is a Ghost Adventures superfan. She joins Kristen (Will's on parental leave!) to discuss season 20, episode 2, where Zak Bagans and co. visit the Enchanted Forest, a spooky, 70s-era outdoor fairy tale theme park in the Pacific Northwest! They marvel over Zak's...unique way with words, how amazing and creepy the park is (you can walk into a witch's mouth!), and how the actual investigating is the least interesting part of ghost investigations. Enjoy this October surprise bonus ep and learn more about the excellent Liz at ghostsintheburbs.com! [YouTube Version, audio only] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast, The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scary Movie + October = SCARMUTO No mercy. No shame. We came up with a funny word a few months ago, and now we're locked in...this month we're going to review EVERY single entry in the SCARY MOVIE franchise. Doofy. Ghostface. Farts... What have we done??? [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What horror icons do we think we can outrun? Is George Romero the only true master of horror? Why does Kristen hate the word "supper?" We're finally answering all your hottest questions! [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to pit two haunted houses against each other! Sweetwater Mansion is a haunted plantation in Alabama!? Begich Tower is a building where EVERYONE in Whittier Alaska lives!? These places...are cursed... But which is MORE cursed? THAT'S the question! Oh, and when you finish the episode, have a little EXTRA where we check out the Begich tower on Google Streetview…that graffiti… [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fan Death? Floating Coffins?! It must be URBAN LEGEND time! This week we’re digging into several strange stories. Like Fair Charlotte, The Felixstowe Fire Demon, and the Fouke Monster (best known from “The Legend of Boggy Creek”) Not too shabby! HUGE thanks to Melissa for sending in a SICK Ghostface skateboard by artist Gabriel Wolff! @GabeWolff on TikTok [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME TO OUR NIGHTMARE: "FREDDY SEPTEMBY"  It's a new yearly tradition! A HOLIDAY! Every year, we're going to watch A Nightmare on Elm Street. Until we run out. Freddy Krueger? Our new best bud. SO, let's start with the "best:" DREAM WARRIORS! Ugh… [YouTube Version] [Sources and links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices