Guys We F****d

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, stand-up comedians CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear from a self-identified straight white dude and his affinity for morning sex. The duo then welcomes back fellow stand-up comedian and host of Shooters Gotta Shoot podcast, ERICA SPERA, to talk about measuring your lady tunnel for an IUD, dudes who want you to act uninterested in them so that they continue to stay interested in you (fun!), telling someone to never speak to you again, never taking a guy back because none of them have tried to come back, love being a choice, the difference between a kind man and a nice man, and hot & easy tips for men to be better partners.   Follow ERICA on IG @Spericaa Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern I wish https://music.apple.com/us/album/i-wish/1506132928?i=1506132933See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your girls, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, open their inbox to hear from a long time listener who can’t tell if true love actually exists after one too many trainwreck relationships. The pair then welcomes stand-up comedian MEHRAN KHAGHANI back to the studio to discuss Oprah’s free-basing past, the spiritual strength to conquer your love of booze and painkillers, the brilliance of the human body and how we f*ck it up, steam room culture, having a hysterical womb as a gay man, and contemplating how the people in your life will never get the best of you if you don’t take care of yourself first.     Follow MEHRAN on IG @TheMehran   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal LOS ANGELES! Get tickets to GASH at The Comedy Store Oct. 16th   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Listen to her solo podcast, THE VOICES IN OUR HEAD   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Nashville Dreaming https://music.apple.com/us/album/nashville-dreaming/1536533371?i=1536533720See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s episode, your treasured childless mothers, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, open their inbox to hear from a listener whose girlfriend is exhibiting Chris Farley-esque behavior (most of her life is a performance, ignoring blatant health issues, wondering why she’s still sick). Oy vey! C & K then welcome another pair of funny dames to the studio, KEREN MARGOLIS and AMANDA GAIL. The foursome discuss not knowing how to take care of yourself, let alone a baby, starting again with zero momentum after a relationship ends, never developing the boobs you’ve always wanted, how much men like newness and how women don’t have to accept that, getting a little f*cked over by feminism, and how it feels to be the gender that’s evolving the most.   Follow KEREN on IG @KerenMargolis Follow AMANDA on IG @The_Amanda_Gail   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DAN BERN Earth girl https://music.apple.com/us/album/earth-girl/1536533371?i=1536533719See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their inbox to read an email from a woman scared to have sex after the death of her father. Next, Krystyna shares an article from The Cut chronicling the grave repercussions American women face at the hands of backwards abortion laws. The duo then welcomes stand-up comedian and overall great guy, JASON SALMON, to the studio. They discuss the difference between artist guys and blue collar guys, men who are in tune with their intuition, the sanity that comes with knowing you can’t make everyone happy, losing your boner after your partner puts you on a pedestal, how long to stay after your newly dumped ex keeps crying, being the godparent of your ex’s baby, and suddenly finding a spark with a co-worker slash friend at the gym.   Follow JASON on IG @JSalmonComedy Watch JASON's stand-up special, BISCUITS & GRAVITY   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DAN BERN Phoenix https://music.apple.com/us/album/phoenix/1536533371?i=1536533706See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s episode, your treasured, childless mothers, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, read a story from a woman in the throes of grief after her partner dies suddenly in a car accident. The duo then gingerly shifts gears to reminisce about the innocent days of social media before welcoming author, actress, comic, and Vanderpump Rules star, BILLIE LEE, to the studio. The trio discusses the slow burn of microaggressions, being pushed by your dad to act like a boy, living a lie, when to disclose being transgender while dating, how to pick the perfect p*ssy, and Billie’s new book WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE?   Follow BILLIE on Instagram @ItsMeBillieLee Order Billie’s book, “WHY ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE”   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Ivan’s Barbershop  https://music.apple.com/us/album/ivans-barbershop/1536533371?i=1536533374See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your local incel’s favorite feminists, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, help out a gal whose aspirations have gone down the toilet since she fell in love with a man, followed by a discussion about all the rape that keeps happening, including the especially horrific case of Gisèle Pélicot. The duo then welcomes comedian and author of “I Used To Like You Until…” KAT TIMPF back to the studio to discuss how much being pregnant sucks even when your baby daddy is fantastic and supportive, doing a jump scare every time you see yourself in the mirror, hard launching your bisexuality, why people can’t talk to each other about politics, wanting to talk to your parent who died, and finally growing the boobs and curves you’ve always dreamed of.   Follow KAT on IG @KatTimpf Click HERE to order Kat's new book!   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch COME TO HOOCH in NYC 9/19! Click HERE for tickets Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DAN BERN Breathe https://music.apple.com/us/album/breathe/187321023?i=187321366See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your girls, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, read an email from a woman who needs help determining whether or not her friend is a selfish b*tch for asking for her rent controlled (SoHo!) apartment back. The duo then welcomes celebrity astrologer, host of the new Horoscope Weekly podcast, and author of It’s All Magic, ALIZA KELLY, back to the studio to see what the stars have to say about their futures. The trio discusses life with a new baby girl, preparing for worst case scenarios in your birth chart, how men react to a women’s love of astrology, debating astrological buzzkill Neil deGrasse Tyson, and how astrology went from feeling like your weird aunt in Santa Fe covered in turquoise to a useful daily tool to navigate these uncertain times.   Follow ALIZA on IG: @AlizaKelly Listen to Aliza's new podcast HOROSCOPE WEEKLY Pre-order Aliza's book IT'S ALL MAGIC: 365 Reflections on Astrology, Tarot, and Manifestation out Oct. 22!   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch COME TO HOOCH in NYC 8/22! Click HERE for tickets Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DAN BERN  Clay County  https://music.apple.com/us/album/clay-county/1733498710?i=173349871 To get episodes early, plus exclusive bonus episodes, get GWF a la carte:https://luminary.link/gwfpromoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your favorite funny feminist hoes read an email from a listener who knows too many secrets about her brother’s relationship. Then, Krystyna speaks about why she’s especially excited to vote for a female prosecutor for president before highlighting a grim story of her close friend’s domestic, sexual, and financial abuse. C&K then welcome beloved stand-up comedian and uncanny Jim Carrey look-alike, HEATHER SHAW, to the studio. The trio talk about being raised by parents that didn’t really want to be parents, having an all gay lineup of siblings, overcoming alcoholism in Austin, Texas, and falling in love for the first time with your future Kentucky-based wife.   * Click HERE to donate to Krystyna’s GoFundMe for her friend *   Follow HEATHER on IG @HeatherShawIsKidding Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal SALT LAKE CITY, see the last date of Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR on September 26th, get tickets at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch See HOOCH in NYC 9/19 - Click HERE for tickets Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: COLIN SMITH Organ in your Chest https://music.apple.com/us/album/organ-in-your-chest/1541633944?i=1541634252See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s solo episode, your go-to advice aficionados, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discuss the disturbing Netflix documentary, Tell Them You Love Me, about a female professor who falls in “love” with her developmentally challenged student. Oy vey! The duo then opens the inbox to hear from a woman who has successfully given the p*rn talk to her kids, followed by Eric’s experience at ye olde EXXXotica convention. PLUS: Me Too-ing your Uber driver, battling a 10-year alcohol addiction, over-the-counter birth control in the USA, and a British snob interested in ways he can encourage his kids to be more sexually open (but not in a weird way).   Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch COME TO HOOCH in NYC 8/22! Click HERE for tickets Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Never Seen You Before https://music.apple.com/us/album/never-seen-you-before/1733498710?i=1733498898See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode ya girls, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, assist a listener looking to give a balls-free BJ to her boyfriend whose testicles were recently tangled. The duo then welcomes friend and fellow stand-up comedian, DANNY POLISHCHUK, to the studio to discuss his upcoming nuptials with his babe of a therapist bride, how much he cares about the details of the wedding, the thought behind asking a woman to spend the rest of her life with you, and living in an Amazon delivery center.     Follow DANNY on IG @DannyJokes Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch COME TO HOOCH in NYC 8/22! Click HERE for tickets Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Artist: Dan Bern 22nd Street https://music.apple.com/us/album/22nd-street/1733498710?i=1733498903See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s episode, your go-to gals for an honest opinion, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, help out a listener who is perplexed about where her sex drive went. Krystyna shares an article about how common incest is (data courtesy of DNA testing kits) and Corinne conveys some thoughts from a parenthood clarity therapist. The duo then welcomes beloved Jersey Shore cast member turned stand-up comedian, VINNY GUADAGNINO, to the studio to talk about going from awkward and unpopular to reality show royalty, the trajectory of his life if MTV never entered it, taking a girl home from the club you don’t wanna f*ck, how your OCD prevents you from “sticking it into randoms”, and not having your ducks in a row in the marriage and kids department.   Follow VINNY on IG @VinnyGuadagnino   Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Artist: Colin Smith Love https://music.apple.com/us/album/love/1541633944?i=1541633945See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your favorite platonic comedy couple, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, read an email from a listener wanting to tell her friend group that one of the friends is a r*pist. Allegedly, Chad! The duo also discusses an email to Dan Savage from a mom whose 13-year-old son hired a dominatrix and some forgotten details of Brangelina’s divorce. C. and K. then welcome Emmy-nominated comedy writer and author of I Shouldn’t Be Telling You This, CHELSEA DEVANTEZ, to the studio. Together, the women discuss having to legally black out parts of your memoir about an abusive ex, being in fight-or-flight for all of college, an epic fall-out with your comedy partner, having a theatrical wedding, and finally being okay after a few sh*t decades.   Follow CHELSEA on IG @ChelseaDevantez Order CHELSEA’S book, I SHOULDN’T BE TELLING YOU THIS (BUT I’M GOING TO ANYWAY)   Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Artist: Dan Bern Track: Sweetness https://music.apple.com/us/album/sweetness/14080532?i=14080506See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! Today’s episode is a ‘just-ya-girls’ one where your favorite sexual intellectuals, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discuss Krystyna’s recent European adventures from The Red Light District to the saddest town in France, the midnight sleep-eating roots of mother hunger, and how it feels to stay in your childhood home, alone. Plus! Love letters from the relationship that sparked GWF and how Iranian women today have less rights than their grandmothers.   If you're in NYC, come see GWF LIVE *August 8th* at our original stomping grounds. Get tickets HERE   Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Artist: COLIN SMITH Track: STONE FACES https://music.apple.com/us/album/stone-faces/1541633944?i=1541634249See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sup, Fckers?? Is it hot enough for ya? On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, help out a listener whose boyfriend’s best friend’s girlfriend wants to fck him. The duo then ponders the comings and goings of soulmates followed by a conversation with stand-up comedian CAROLE MONTGOMERY. The three discuss the importance of adopting senior dogs, what it’s like to be married for forty years to your soulmate (who annoys the fck out of you), knowing when a man wants to m*rder you, and the trials, tribulations, and mysteries of menopause.    Follow CAROL on IG @CaroleMontgomeryComic Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Come see HOOCH Thursday 7/25, 7pm at Zinc Bar Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Artist: Dan Bern  Track: Cowboy https://music.apple.com/us/album/cowboy/1733498710?i=1733498902See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! Today’s episode was recorded live at Netflix Is A Joke Fest in Los Angeles. Your favorite childless mothers, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, enter the stage at The Regent Theater to discuss meanies at the airport, the type of woman men are most afraid of, going to GhostStop.com for a certain someone’s birthday present and a rousing round of “Would You Rather.” The duo then welcomes beloved influencer, podcaster and author of Loud: Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve, DREW AFUALO, to the hot seat. The three women discuss what it’s like to grow up with a poetic dad, the first time a guy gave you the ick, the joys of trolling incels on TikTok, having a boyfriend who used to be your enemy and knowing what you won’t tolerate in love and life. PLUS! An on-stage demonstration of how to choke a b*tch (in self-defense).    Special thanks to JOEL RONSON for opening the show!   Follow DREW on IG @DrewAfualo Order Drew’s premiere book, LOUD   Follow GWF on all social media platforms: @GuysWeFcked     Follow CORINNE FISHER: @PhilanthropyGal Get tickets for Corinne’s EYE OF THE TIGER TOUR at www.corinnefisher.com   Follow KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON: @KrystynaHutch Sign up for Krystyna’s Patreon at www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson   Follow ERIC FRETTY @EricFretty   Want to write in for advice? Send your dilemma to:  SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com    Watch full episodes of GWF on YouTube www.YouTube.com/GuysWeFcked   MUSIC FEATURED ON TODAY’S EPISODE: COLIN SMITH Spread too Thin https://music.apple.com/us/album/spread-too-thin/1541633944?i=1541634272See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.