Guys in Hats

Maybe don't listen to episode 1 Every Tuesday podcast giants Calvin Mattson and Nick Ericksen take you on a loosely-segmented, banter-filled comedic journey. When life and life-adjacent things have you down, come listen to these silly dudes talk about funny things. From segments like "Spicy Trivia" and "Drink Review" to "Let's Discuss That Thing" and "Top Ten: A Show About Ten Things," the guys in hats are here to provide you with your weird, wacky comedy fix every single week.

Ep.50 "PokéMeat"

What are those lil animal guys even made of. No one really knows I guess. In this looser-than-usual episode, those crazy guys talk about surviving the world's most dangerous situations as well as how to be the coolest middle schooler in town and busting out beyblades in the adult world. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.  MCSCOOS

07-16
54:54

Ep.49 "one, two, three, four"

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve... one hundred and forty six (gasp) In this episode, Calvin and Nick travel back in time. Or forward in time? It's hard to tell. They also discuss when you're tall and when you're not, and smash some world records (possibly one, definitely got another one in the bag in the future). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.  Also, thank you for a year and a week :)

07-08
57:46

Ep.48 "The Humanity of Hope and the Allegory of the Cave"

This is a feed drop of a concept podcast tentatively titled "Passing Through Nothing: A Philosophy Podcast Project," celebrating the spontaneity of our most meaningful conversations. This episode features Gabe Goeddeke and Nick Ericksen discussing hope in a rain tunnel located in the forest of Norwalk, Wisconsin as well as the allegory of the cave in a cave located on the banks of the St Croix in Stillwater, Minnesota.  Happy one year of Guys in Hats, everyone. We are so thankful you've all stuck around for a year, and will be back at full health soon to give everyone the party they deserve.

07-02
34:50

Ep.47 "Logic's Domestic Bliss"

All these bad bitches say they love me, I already know Check the, check the ring that's on my finger 'cause I'm married, hoe In this episode, Calvin and Nick record via Zoom. The audio will continue to improve as we work on the visual medium. They discuss how to become exceedingly wealthy and explore the darkest corners of human desire. Also, Calvin raps about being married. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

06-25
57:13

Ep.46 "Long Dikstance Relationships"

Calvin's had some bad luck on that front. In this episode, Calvin records inside a tin can. Also, the guys discuss South Dakota, stand-up comedy, and one of the greatest Claires in history. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. 

06-18
49:28

Ep.45 "2am Chanos Runs" (with Trey)

Nick decided to go spend the week in the lovely state of South Dakota so Calvin is left alone to scramble this week. He brings on his friend Trey Te who is making his podcast debut. They discuss fast food slogans, late-night snacks, and much more on this week's episode of Guy's in Frats. (Unlike last week, this episode certainly is not the cleanest). 

06-02
31:37

Ep.44 "Clare's Tonka Truck Trauma" (with Clare)

There has been an attack and you are a suspect.  Calvin is being a cross-country simp these days, so Nick has invited Cincinnati Ohio's own Clare (you know, the Clare) to cohost this week's episode. In this episode, Nick and Clare discuss how to make baseball better, how one's personality is based off of how they approach the Dum Dum mystery flavor sucker, and whether Ohio or Minnesota has contributed more to our society. All this and more on this week's episode of Nick and Clare and not Calvin in Hats (they're not). Also, by sheer coincidence, I do think this is our first ever clean episode. Wow.  Obligatory Michael Cera and Lil Nas X invite

05-27
01:08:01

Ep.43 "The Experimental Blackbox Mid-Week Mini Ep"

The grind begins again next week, but for now, enjoy this experimental, low stakes, mini episode. In this, our most experimental episode, Calvin and Nick invent the new hit segment That's My Clare from the ashes of the proposed segment I Need A Bad Pitch. It is a story of creation, destruction, and Claires/Clairs/Clares/Clayors. All this and more on this week's episode of the Guys in Hats loosely segmented comedy podcast. 

05-21
34:43

Ep.42 "EeEeEeEeEeHhH??"

Sorry Richard, there's some terrible Canadian accents in this ones. In this episode, Nick helps Calvin write a paper, both boys tap into their northern side, and Nick and Calvin both come up with the same segment independent of each other. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. Michael and Lil Nas, join the party, friends. 

05-05
56:55

Ep.41 "That Good Paprika Blend"

You can catch us smoking that 50/50 w33d paprika blend all day long. On this episode, Calvin and Nick are reunited after two long weeks. They think about thinking about thunk thinkers, very much connect with the stoner culture they are very much a part of, and ask the age-old question: Was that funny, Ava? All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats.  Michael Cera please, I'm begging you See Nick's show April 22, 23, 24, at z.umn.edu/freshscenes 

04-21
57:55

Ep.40 "It's Like Watergate But Except With Pixar" (with Lauren)

Justice for Daunte Wright. Here are some ways to help his family and his community: https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/general-interest/how-to-help-daunte-wright-brooklyn-center-updated/ Calvin was unable to perform his holy podcast duties, so Lauren valiantly stepped in to do the sow with her nameless boyfriend. They discussed things dads say, whether Walter E is scary, and big pumpkin heads. All this and more on this week's episode of Humans in Hats.

04-14
01:01:09

Ep.39 "Spoonable Foods"

List 8 foods that you spoon. Literally impossible. In this episode, Calvin is back in the "studio." They guys have a same-drink drink review, discuss the limited number of spoonable foods, sit on walls, and share a surprisingly sincere moment at the end. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. 

04-06
55:03

Ep.38 "Lil Nas Xorcism"

As good christian mothers, our Facebook is morally opposed to descending into hell on a badass stripper pole.  In this episode, Calvin and Nick cordially invite Lil Nas X on the pod while discussing his recent cool things. They also embark on another choose your own adventure game that takes a strange twist. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats. 

03-31
57:26

Ep.37 "Reg Eee"

It's pronounced "Late Late Show Band Leader and Question Asker"  In this episode, Nick recounts his fun play adventure while Calvin goes over his March Madness bracket. Also, the guys discuss robot eagles, witches, muffins, and whether or not they would beat the Kool Aid Man in a fight. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. MCPCOOS

03-17
52:10

Ep.36 "A Juice-Horny Equilibrium State"

A CapriSun can do terrible things to a person. In this episode, Calvin and Nick do a lightning round of late-night comedy brainstorming. Also, the guys partake in a Kanye/iCarly/linguistics quiz and bring about the most loose goose segment yet: what's in my hands (not likely to return). All this and more on this week's episode of Guys in Hats. The last 30 seconds of the podcast are for Michael Cera's personal enjoyment and relaxation. Enjoy, Mike :) ;)

03-10
49:59

Ep.35 "Get Your Goo"

It's out there somewhere, you know In this episode Calvin might actually be naked. Also, the guys revive a segment from the forbidden, lost-to-time episode as well as discussing people eating people and vampires eating people. All this and more on this week'w episode of Guys in Hats.  Michael Cera, we would love to get in contact with you. Please email us at Guysinhatspodast.gmail.com

03-02
58:12

Ep.34 "Name That Lisa!"

Not Simpson...... you can't name any others The new logo is slightly different because we remembered "Guys. Hats. Talk." means literally nothing. On this episode, the guys deliver the final verdict of which fast food places are good. They also discuss basketball crypto and prepare to ask all of Los Angeles about the Lisas they know. Stayed tuned for that. All this and more on this weeks episode of Guys In Hats. Dear Michael Cera, we would for you to come on the show. Email us at guysinhatspodcast.com  

02-24
01:00:00

Ep.33 "The Raw Power of 101 Dalmatians"

Cruella holds so much more power over her local coffee shop than we ever realized. In this episode, Calvin and Nick go over US History, test the scientific viability of Buzzfeed, and get very scared by the horny (horned) king. All this and more on this week's episode of the Guys In Hats loosely segmented comedy podcast. You are loved. You are a powerful, powerful Dalmatian warrior.  Sia sucks Michael Cera come on our show

02-17
54:00

Ep.32 "Animal Crossing 2: It Just Got Real"

Gather your friends, gather your turnips, and head to our private island immediately. In this episode, Calvin opens a bag of chips in a way that was virtually impossible to edit out of the sound experience. Both of those racially guys also talked about football and Animal Crossing (featuring Luke). Also, they of course managed to get just a little bit of TikTok chat in there. All this and more on this week's episode of Guys In Hats.

02-10
52:46

Ep.31 "Calvin Isn't In This One, But Nick's Girlfriend Is" (with Lauren)

Calvin is sick with a non-COVID thing, so Nick has called in his girlfriend, Lauren, to do some comedy pinch hitting. In this episode, they discuss Calvin's proudest moments, decide parrot boiling etiquette, and turn the dial up to 1234567898P765432123456 for SPICY TRIVIA 3!!!!!  All this and more on this week's episode of guy and girl in hats.

02-09
01:02:23

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