Almost 32 years old now and back again with more dating fails... but this time with some top tips on how to chat up an unsuspecting celebrity in a club with these tried and tested (by me) pick up lines. You are welcome. Disclaimer: They did not work.
In a shocking turn of events, I've actually been on some dates this year, so here's a recap of those along with an update on all the other things I've been doing with my life over the last few months. Also I got taken home from a date in a riot van...
An update on my year, including every unnecessary, embarrassing detail.There's been a severe lack of dating this year, so instead I talk about holiday disasters, the wax that ruined my chances of shagging the best man at a wedding and accidentally dating someone far too close to home...
A little Christmas special to make up for neglecting this Podcast over the last year. In this episode I fill you in on the ridiculousness that has been my life over the last few months. And then because I haven't been on any dates recently we throw it back to some Winter Wonderland dating disasters from Christmas' gone by!
In the final episode of series one I share stories from what I consider to be my most relatable, toxic relationships. And they are of course embarrassing and ridiculous.
What's the worst text you've ever received from a guy on Valentine's Day? Rest assured mine is probably worse/funnier.Happy Valentine's weekend my fellow singles!
If you don't go to Thailand and almost break your liver drinking buckets, snog strangers on the beach and almost die on a moped then did you even go to Thailand?!
Dens, rats, family holidays and feeding the fishes...Can you relate to any of these stories or did you have a "normal" childhood?
Whether you're doing a gap yah or having a quarter life crisis, apparently doing a ski season is where you'll meet your future partner. I was definitely the exception to this rule.
Everyone loves a Sunday lunch with friends or family. Unless an uninvited guest ends up joining you - Even worse when they're your ex.Has this happened to me once? Nope. Twice.Better hope someone's around to help you do the roasting...Also, another gross first date story because I know you love them so much and apparently I can't be normal around men.
There may or may not have been times in my single life where I have convinced others (and myself) that I have had a boyfriend. I also share my most embarrassing first date story.
This episode is all about my failed attempts at finding lockdown love. And with another lockdown just around the corner - have I learnt anything from all the previous dating shockers and red flags? Doubt it.
Ever had a bad dating experience? I've had way more than is socially acceptable. So I've decided to share them all with you in this podcast..Fancy a laugh at my expense? Go on then. Instagram (purely for stalking purposes): @philippacrabb