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Australian comedy duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee continue to taunt each other and their button-pusher Jack with a weekly show that is more about their listeners than it is about themselves. Hamish & Andy question and test the smaller things in life, no pondering too small. Visit hamishandandy.com
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The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has temporarily banned both him and Sonny from doing it. Plus, we check in with listener Sam for a Gusto Check - the legend who first dropped the iconic phrase, “Gusto to you.” 1. Song Sleuth - Taylor Swift 2. Domestic Qs 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Nub hunting 5. Gusto check - The original ‘gusto to you’
Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status! 1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets 2. Upset Andy 3. If Andy were in politics 4. GISS presentation
Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition. Slay! 1. H&A at your service - Sam's golf day 2. The Richter scale 3. Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition 4. Darcy under the microscope 5. World’s most powerful torch
We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates! 1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners 2. “I say what I want” 3. Extreme Empaths 4. The plate game
1After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat Day. Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic? With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.
Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat World Record attempt, the boys go through their final risk assessments in preparation for the big day! 1. Jack’s piano saga 2. The final raffle attempt 3. Tallest hat - last minute business 4. Is Hame becoming his dad?
Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust! 1. Hamish blows a few things wide open 2. Andy has a shocker with airport security 3. Jingle joust 4. Raffle update - secret dinner conversations
We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite Andy’s best efforts, Mick (Andy’s dad) is still refusing to ditch his ancient 20-inch TV... so the boys cook up a sneaky plan to trick him into an upgrade. 1. Tallest hat - trustworthy listeners 2. Power moves 3. Operation Win Mick a TV 4. Hamish’s new baking pan 5. The Lee Family Gazette
Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… involving the fruit bowl. 1. Andy’s $50k pact 2. Gusto check - brother vs brother 3. What does Chat GPT know about you? 4. Upset Andy
Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy is testing the ‘honesty system’ for the work office kiosk, and Hamish thinks he’s finally found a skill to impress his wife…spoiler: keep trying Hame! 1. Who is Andy Lee cooler than? 2. Chat chat champion - golf chat 3. Tall hat update - Hamish has done this before 4. Ice skating 5. Stealing from the office kiosk
Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack! 1. Tall hat liability 2. Extreme empaths 3. Social skills name game 4. Hamish’s run in with NZ customs 5. Andy’s Dad has never bought a TV
Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’! 1. Tallest hat - a small health risk 2. Andy’s apology song to Jack 3. Power moves 4. In the Hertz family
Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that his wife, Zoe, enjoys policing the police. Andy shares an alarming message from the Tallest Hat WhatsApp chat. Plus, a Song Sleuth involving an Aussie classic, and we settle the debate no one asked for - who is the best team player in the vegetable world? 1. Episode 300 special guest! 2. Zoe policing the police 3. Tallest hat - how high!? 4. Song Sleuth - Waltzing Matilda 5. Vegetable team players
Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things! 1. Jack In The Wild 2. Letting a sneeze off the chain 3. Jingle Joust 4. A tall swagman’s hat? 5. Partner requests
The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro Member Services” to do the job. We check in with our resident Appleist, Brian, about the ‘Louis Vuitton’ of apples coming out of Australia, plus, inspired by the treasures of AM radio, Andy introduces a fun new game: “What Are They Trying to Clean?” 1. Crumpets Test 2. Bec Birthday Prank 3. Brian the Appelist 4. AM Radio Cleaning Game
Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals the next industry that he’s about to blow wide open! Andy also takes us inside the WhatsApp chat of our Tall Hat Dream Team to deliver a very important update! 1. Monkeys on our backs 2. Colgate ad stitch up 3. Inside the tallest hat WhatsApp chat 4. Crumpets investigation
With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone” we haven’t thought of in ages, and there’s a “Song Sleuth” showdown featuring Katy Perry and another mega artist. Oh, and of course, the Weasel’s back at it — with another jumper taken hostage! 1. Wiggle out request 2. Tooting the police 3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 4. Jack ‘borrows’ another jumper 5. Song sleuth - Katy Perry vs. Drake
After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor — our mate Horgs — to give some honest feedback on your pitches. Our World’s Tallest Hat quest rolls on, and we’re now on the lookout for a trustworthy panel who can officially verify our record-breaking attempt! We also compare Andy’s whirlwind trip to Old Mate’s pub in New York with Hamish’s… let’s say “unique” weekend. Plus, the fast and loose return to do what they do best — Upset Andy! 1. More million dollar ideas - with Horgs 2. Are you a trustworthy world record judge? 3. Upset Andy 4. Hamish at a cat show
Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy discovered a funny fact about Hanson’s song “MMMBop”. Hamish reveals his bold attempt to dodge a red light fine, and puts a burning salsa theory to the test – is there really a difference between Doritos Hot and Medium? 1. The bird test 2. Sneezing through a red light camera 3. Power moves 4. MMMBop 5. Hot takes on hot salsa
We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) words for a few ice creams that need to lift their game. 1. Tallest hat dream team 2. Extreme Empaths 3. H&A coin confusion 4. Chocolate Magnums
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what is the bird collecting app!?!
quantity over quality here, lost touch guys
I sent a picture to you guys of a box of chocolates with correct spelling and maltesers about 3 months ago
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fido the fish segment is probably my fav one so far!! 🤣
Electrons are negatively charged and neutrons are neutral!
what happened to the virtual horse racing?
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love this episode so much
when was the last time you were wrist deep in a dog? 🤣🤣 I'd love to sit back and have a few beers with you Hamish and listen to the unrestricted Hamish... pulling no punches! i love a swear word as a punch line when it's done right and I reckon you'd be the master of this, if you're this funny tame.... your friends and family are lucky to hear all the good stuff 🙂
why the hell am I subscribed to this?
first comment, i win, do I get a 8 coin, coin?
Bring back old episodes
where did the episodes go? 😫
where did the podcast go?
Umm there’s no podcasts here anymore
has this podcast been deleted?
what happened to my subscription? it no longer loads
come rn