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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Episode 1856 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - NBA Jam and NBA Jam TE were so good, and 1856 was a big year for Dallas
(00:10:07) - More mass shootings by psychopaths at Brown University and Boni Beach Hanukkah Celebration
(00:24:57) - SCAMS - Which One's Worse: Congo Collapsing Bridge for $2M, or Messi Appearance in India turned riot??
(00:38:27) - Viagra for Women, literally the same drug works for them in lotion form, is finally being offered almost 30 years after viagra for men
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1855 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:06:25 Hillary Swank creates PR nightmare involving some Make-A-Wish kids
00:19:12 A Donald Trump Wax statue was assaulted so many times that the San Antonio was Museum had to remove it from display
00:25:45 Florida man claims he was teleported inside a stolen BMW
00:29:43 Sperm clinics across Europe discover one of their serial donors carries a rare form of genetic cancer, which has already killed many kids that were born from his sperm
00:34:59 The fired head coach of Michigan football is a complete psycho, we have the details
00:41:53 A Pedophile was found hiding in the trunk of Waymo as a teenage girl took a ride
00:44:25 Marco Rubio demands the government move from Calibri to Times New Roman font to get more serious
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Episode 1854 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:04:04 What happened in 1854
00:06:21 Belarusian smuggler finally extradited to US to face trial immediately arrested by ICE for deportation
00:13:44 38% of Stanford students and other ivy league schools claim a learning disability
00:21:19 Royal Caribbean passenger, 33 years old, who died was served 33 drinks day of death
00:30:08 San Fran woman gives birth in Waymo
00:36:15 Australian social media ban
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Episode 1853 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Trading Stories and Sick Days
(00:05:15) - The Year 1853...
(00:07:35) - Bonnie Blue BUSTED in Bali for Bang Bus Schoolie Break Event
(00:23:20) - Taliban Cracks Down on Peaky Blinders Cosplay within the Ranks
(00:25:55) - Man Received Kidney Transplant from Donor with Rabies... from a Skunk or Cay, but... originally from a BAT
(00:31:35) - A new kind of magic 🍄??
(00:36:09) - Alpine Guide on Trial for Negligent Manslaughter after Girlfriend Froze to Death on Couples Hike
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Episode 1852 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:07:45 What happened in 1852
00:10:30 30 million in coke seized from a small boat off the Miami Coast
00:12:30 Paramount’s hostile takeover of Warner Bros
00:25:10 Was Shadeur Sanders wearing a thong on NFL Sunday?
00:32:05 Snowblower assault in Canada
00:35:30 Crab legs, steaks, weed, and cigs seized from a drone delivering to inmates
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Episode 1851 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:02:20 What happened in 1851?
00:03:00 Pat and the whole family are sick
00:05:00 Formerly fat celebrities on Ozempic and deleting old pics
00:08:30 Congrats to Pat and PFT’s Duke Dogs, JMU makes CFB final 12 and we discuss
00:15:10 Sabrina Carpenter vs the White House
00:16:10 Sydney Sweeney new pics and she’s “for leading with kindness.”
00:18:30 Norway’s northern lights train is getting a panoramic roof upgrade and the biggest polar bear ever
00:30:15 Waymo is issuing a total software recall after the Austin school bus incidents
00:33:40 Columbia Sportswear CEO offers company to “any nutbag flat earther who can prove it via photo.”
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Episode 1850 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:06:48 What happened in 1850
00:09:00 Asian Women Seeking American Men, and Now China Has a Robot Defense Grid
00:19:20 Latvian Husbands for hire
00:28:12 Search for lost Malaysian airplane begins again 10 years later
00:30:54 Very good girl treads water in ocean for 3 hours before being rescued
00:35:03 Indiana Dirtbag Murder
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Episode 1849 - brought to you by patreon.com/harfdactor - join our community to get access to bonus pods, discord chat with the hosts, and join us for TRIVIA NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT 12/12 - 9 PM ET!!
Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Did you know that Coca-Cola invented Santa Clause??
(00:08:00) - Turns out Frosty the Snowman got AROUND... and had at least 3 "secret" families he had abandoned
(00:20:30) - Cops in New Zealand are anxiously waiting for a 32 year-old man to sh!t out an allegedly stolen faberge egg
(00:33:55) - New York Pastor comes out as Trans during Pre-Thanksgiving Sermon
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Episode 1848 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:05:35 What happened in 1848
00:07:15 Famous blind mystic predicts aliens will show themselves this Friday at The World Cup draw
00:19:25 Waymo is running through police standoffs and school bus stop signs
00:25:35 Uber driver called Mark fat over the weekend
00:29:55 Famous athletes that are also musicians? Rapper Toosi signs to play for Syracuse football
00:37:15 Appalachia News: Drunk Racoons, rabid raccoons & stealing a whole driveway
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Episode 1848 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:04:05 Will’s zapping his balls with red light
00:06:15 What happened in 1848
00:07:50 Manhunt is on for Tim Shane, an inmate on the run
00:16:25 Polymarket prediction scandal on Russia/Ukraine war betting
00:27:00 Frenchman set up over 200 interviews with women to drug them so they’d pee themselves
00:36:48 UK bar owner refuses to let people showing up solo into his bar
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Episode 1846 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:05:13 McBouncers in NY
00:19:54 News Buffet with Mark, Hong Kong fires, National Guard shooting
00:26:31 French Politician Egged and Floured in same week
00:36:57 Belligerent' man allegedly pointed gun at group of 12-year-old Christmas carolers
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Episode 1844 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING & PLEASE ENJOY THIS FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY PATREON PREVIEW. FOR MORE WEEKLY CONTENT, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR
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Happy Thanksgiving!! Enjoy this Florida Man Friday bonus podcast sample from patreon.com/hardfactor - go there to join our community, get access to way more bonus podcasts, discord chat access, Trivia with the hosts on 12/12/25 at 9 PM, merch discounts, and more!
Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Holiday Rush is here and the Robots aren't helping
(00:06:07) - Insane Florida Woman of the Week killed her BF by crashing into a tree and is now on trial for Vehicular Homicide after he came out of a coma to tell the doctor
(00:13:10) - Florida Man addicted to Grand Theft Auto survives 36 hour manhunt in swamp with cops, eventually caught by Fish & Wildlife
(00:21:40) - Diving deeper into Grady's new Coffee schtick, and a man with possible shrinkage caught streaking in 36 degree weather in Polk County
(00:29:18) - Florida Man admits to murdering UK girl who traveled to Florida for that specific purpose
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Episode 1845 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:01:50 Happy hook up with an old flame day
00:07:50 What happened in 1845
00:09:10 Standing 69s where the guys are lifted
00:11:10 Ex-Olympic Canadian snowboarder turned drug kingpin has a 15 million bounty out
00:22:30 Undefeated VA high school football coach is missing and on the run for alleged pdf
00:32:40 Italian man Mrs. Doubtfire style dresssed as his dead Mom to get her pension checks
00:39:20 World’s Strongest Female champion found to be born a man and stripped of title
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Episode 1844 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 Story teases
00:03:12 What happened in 1844
00:05:23 Fire Chiefs wife is the worst thing to happen to him
00:17:59 Trump Personally pushing Paramount to Remake Rush Hour
00:26:32 Slenderman Stabber Caught
00:35:58 Campbell’s soup firestorm
00:44:51 Shamwow Guy running for Congress (also punched a prostitute before):
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Episode 1843 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Happy Thanksgiving Week! Commies making the playoffs???
(00:07:26) - Big news hits Friday Recap... Feat. the 2 dudes from TX who got caught trying to take a whole Haitian island as their sex slaves
(00:25:40) - Vatican EDM Show + Elvis Themed Judge Resigns after Pissing Off Everyone
(00:35:03) - Iowa man decided to pull his d!ck out on the highway to spice up his boring life, ended up arrested
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Episode 1842 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Story teases
(00:02:40) - What happened in 1842
(00:07:15) - Pastor with no arms arrested for pdf
(00:10:25) - A woman with no arms is a pilot and a black belt
(00:14:25) - 68-year-old woman with at least 13 kids sues for 14th and 15th
(00:24:00) - An eagle dropped a cat through a woman’s windshield
(00:29:45) - North Korea has banned boob jobs
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Episode 1841 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:03:35) - What happened in 1841?
(00:05:35) - A Canadian man claims Chat GPT and he almost saved the world, but really, he’s insane
(00:21::00) - What’s next for the Epstein Files and Epstein’s Lemon/Egg-Shaped penis
(00:26:20) - Restaurant owners are battling a surge in online scammers who want their money back from take-out orders
(00:33:10) - The Canadian pond home to MILLIONS of Goldfish had to call in the big guns to solve the fish problem
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Episode 1840 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:52 What happened in 1839?, because Wes fucked up the date
00:04:45 Trump Date: Epstein Files, MBS, Ms. Piggy
00:23:11 Kash Patel girlfriend getting heavy duty swat protection
00:30:24 Philly Fat Con
00:40:30 10 year-old steals moms car
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I will never listen to your bullshit again.
This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.
will they ever talk about the news ?
thank you for going back to short form podcast
Bring these guys on full time!!!!
Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week
👎🏼
10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.
nice
Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.
Excellent start!