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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:10 Will is in Cabo & we discuss what it would be like to have a friend own a resort
00:10:35 Florida Man puts on a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner
00:27:55 Hot sex teacher skewered online for hot sexts with 17-year-old student
00:36:50 Is this man the world's worst babysitter??
And much more
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1884 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - BLASTing News
(00:05:30) - Alaia Baldwin charged with throwing used tampon at bartender
(00:16:16) - Legendary party guy busted for vandalizing South Carolina homes with their own food
(00:23:07) - Teacher fired for reading "I Need a new Butt" vindicated in court
(00:33:25) - Anotha One: Media Bias chart and British Columbia Horse F#*ker
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Episode 1883 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:40 Will’s story from China was worth the wait!
00:19:30 Copper thieves stuck in an LA manhole were in a standoff with police
00:29:30 Delaware school bus driver gets caught banging a prostitute on the school bus
00:33:55 Which genre of music do cheaters like the most?
00:36:50 The Doomsday clock moved up four seconds to 85 seconds to midnight wow
00:39:00 The White House says we are getting more tax breaks this year
00:41:10 Someone sprayed a liquid on Rep Omar at a town hall
And much more
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Episode 1882 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:38 Doomsday clock inches toward midnight00:25:01 The inventor of the suicide pod thinks AI should decide who lives or dies
00:37:32 Woman Dating two dudes, twins… gross
And much more
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Episode 1881 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Movies that change colors all the time
(00:05:24) - Another ICE incident in Minnesota leads to the death of a protestor, this time after being disarmed and detained
(00:33:49) - Texas Ice-Pocalypse Update
(00:34:57) - Detroit man drives his car INTO the Detroit Airport
(00:40:55) - Food Racism: Indian Couple awarded in Lawsuit with the University of Colorado
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Episode 1880 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:04:30 New Gaza Just Dropped00:21:50 Lulu Lemon yoga pants just got even better on the eyes
00:31:20 January 6th Jack Smith testimony gets heated on Capitol Hill
00:40:45 New Chinese mushrooms make you see Gnomes
00:44:40 Gay Pandas in China?!
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Episode 1879 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 The ice storm is coming for us most this weekend
00:17:55 New serial killer-themed restaurant called “The Last Meal”
00:31:10 Alaska art student eats other students' AI “art” display
00:38:30 Primo Blount was skimming customer credit cards as a McDonald’s cashier
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Episode 1878 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:17 26 indicted in Chinese and NCAA basketball point shaving scheme
00:20:23 Criminal awaiting court date attaches ankle monitor to dog and fails to appear in court
00:25:46 Man calls cops 150 times in 1 day and yells at them when they show up
00:30:18 Turbulence on the rise due to climate change
00:39:57 Davos Summit begins + Trump billionaire donors scammed into buying tix for fake event:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Happy MLK Day (belated), Rock Hard Boners, and 4Eva Holdin
(00:12:40) - Trending Updates: Brightline vs. Robots, Aurora Borealis, Don Lemon in Minnesota, Nick Shirley in Greenland, Green Day at the Super Bowl, and Indian Elephant Killing Spree
(00:27:44) - ICE Officer Black Sheep Routine
(00:29:45) - Which One's Worse??? Killed by a Dough Mixer or Hiking to Save Lost Friends who weren't fully lost?
(00:39:37) - Texas Man wanted for Murder, Pictured in Etsy Shirt Warning he will Murder You
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:40 PENISGATE rocks the ski jumping community right before the Winter Olympics
00:20:55 New Chinese app that lets everyone know if you are alive
00:27:00 Medical study suggests smelling your own farts can prevent Alzheimers
00:33:30 Man becomes first person to get dumped by his AI girlfriend
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Episode 1875
00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:50 Herndon wife killer and adulterer update
00:24:25 Senator Krysten Sinema was banging her bodyguard
00:32:32 Metaverse Down!! Zuck finally pulls the plug on a horrible idea:
00:40:37 The Venezuela money is currently in an offshore account in Qatar
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Episode 1874
00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Verizon outage was nuts
00:03:10 Iran is killing thousands of protestors
00:07:20 India has a ten-minute or less food delivery app that is causing issues
00:19:40 Chinese driverless delivery vans are worse than Waymos
00:21:40 San Fran start-up claims they will have a moon hotel by 2032 for 500k a night
00:33:25 Live comments from the Hardo Hive
00:35:45 Scientist says mammals live longer if castrated
00:42:00 Portland strip club donated hundreds of ks worth of holiday gifts for kids
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Episode 1873 - brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community to get access to Florida Man Friday, the Pat & Wes Show, Discord Chat, and MUCH More!!
Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - The debate begins... Which kid's baseball movie from 1993 and 1994 is the best??
(00:03:21) - Actor Timothy Busfield of "Little Big League" fame accused of extremely inappropriate behavior on set... Kid Fiddling
(00:22:22) - Elderly man tried to wheel already deceased wife onto airplane
(00:39:28) - Woman has iPhone stolen by Fortune Telling Thief
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Episode 1872 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 Which host knows the most about gay porn?!
00:05:40 Iran update, what's the latest, hot protestor, plus pizza orders through the roof in DC
00:10:35 US Olympic bobsled team looks atrocious
00:014:40 FatCon Seattle is coming up
00:19:45 Another bad headline for Waymo
00:22:30 Pornstar who beheaded her boyfriend and married his son, learns her fate
00:28:25 NY Drivers ed instructor arrested for showing porn to his students as a reward for good driving
00:37:15 Colorado’s “right to repair” law is now in effect. What does that mean?
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Episode 1871 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 The Eagles lost, and Mark’s in pain
00:05:00 The Power Ranger curse
00:06:15 What happened in 1871
00:07:10 PA man robbed upwards of 500 graves for profit
00:18:15 Google exec in the UK was SAing the s out of everyone
00:26:00 Hacker in pink Power Ranger costume took down three neo-nazi websites in Germany
00:34:05 One male elephant in India has killed 17 people
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:02:15 People gather in Scotland to watch transgender female get kicked in the nuts full force one last time before bottom surgery
00:04:55 Sick ants send out kill me scent
00:05:40 ISS illness in space (probably diarrhea)
00:24:50 OnlyFans babes getting “exceptional skills” visas
00:33:00 Iran Protests getting pretty buck
00:39:55 Walrus penis stolen from famous Philly cheesesteak place
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Episode 1869 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Wes' take on female comics and movie previews
(00:06:25) - Dogging: What is it??
(00:27:10) - Two Hilarious ladies, but also RIP Renee Nicole Good
(00:38:57) - Ex-NFLer Matt Kalil suing his ex for "coke can" and other comments
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Episode 1868 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:02:15 House stripper dildo story
00:04:55 What is “dogging”?
00:05:40 A look back at 2025 and what Americans had to have removed from their butts
00:24:50 Navy base in Bahrain keeps getting butt plugs sent to it
00:33:00 Venezuela update
00:39:55 Wyoming State Rep wants to change the DUI laws in his favor
00:45:10 Concert goers fuck at Widespread Panic NYE show in Atlanta
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:10 Wes’ pro tip on McDonald’s drive-thru
00:08:50 Company has a unique way to get squatters out of the house
00:21:30 China’s new fat prisons
00:30:40 Trans woman accused of jerking off in women’s locker room at Planet Fitness
00:37:50 JD Vance’s Cincinnati home vandalized and windows smashed in with a hammer
00:41:05 Class action lawsuit against McDonald’s for not using ribs in their McRibs
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I will never listen to your bullshit again.
This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.
will they ever talk about the news ?
thank you for going back to short form podcast
Bring these guys on full time!!!!
Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week
👎🏼
10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.
nice
Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.
Excellent start!