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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test
00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines
00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding
00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:40 What happened in 1924
00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club
00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42
00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide
00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls
00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms
00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran
00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail
00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery
00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools
00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm
00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China
00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend
00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson
00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris
00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report
00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun"
00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now
00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy
00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner
00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big. Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them
00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids
00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session
00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife
00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes
00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails
00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights
00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles
00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks
00:07:00 - What happened in 1917
00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay!
00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat
00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course
00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago
00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production
00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon
00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:22 What happened in 1915?
00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved
00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced
00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident):
00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud
And much more
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:20 What happened in 1914?
00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan
00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks
00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage
00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento
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Episode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913
00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men
00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women
00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana
00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico
00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger?
(00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs
(00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers
(00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex
(00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:50 What happened in 1911?
00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing
00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released
00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments
00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library
00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamingo resort
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:58 United airlines can kick you off for not wearing headphones now
00:19:20 Britney Spears DUI
00:25:29 Kristi Noem fired/demoted
00:37:12 Welsh Police sell idiotic tiny police cars after they don’t work:
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Episode 1909 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 - Timestamps
00:01:31 - Big Arch Initial Review, Public Libraries, and Iran
00:12:50 - Woman hires otter to find the missing bones of her murdered mother
00:25:58 - NASA scrubs another Project Artemis launch: Delayed Project Delayed Again
00:33:28 - Southwest Airlines finally has assigned seating and Disability Fakers have been exposed!
00:39:11 - Man "accidentally" trapped inside decorative phone-booth "trying to order kabob"
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:59 Kristi Noem grilled about killing dogs and sex on planes during ICE behavior hearing
00:21:30 Update on man with “World’s Smallest Penis”
00:25:40 Dubai beggar turns out to be a rich guy who likes stealing money from people with kind hearts
00:28:50 Shia LaBeouf arrested again. This time, he blames “Big Scary Gay Men”
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:20 Pat was right, MalibuFitMaxxing was stealing valor
00:07:30 USC WR gets real sassy at NFL combine interview
00:10:30 The Clintons didn’t give up much in the House Oversight committee, but Bill talking about the hot tub photo was funny
00:16:00 Three US fighter jets mistakenly shot down in Kuwait
00:24:40 The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker
00:37:00 Grandmom pyro guns grandson groom in probably AI video
00:38:10 AI pop-up restaurant in NYC where humans take their AI dates out
And much more
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I will never listen to your bullshit again.
This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.
will they ever talk about the news ?
thank you for going back to short form podcast
Bring these guys on full time!!!!
Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week
👎🏼
10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.
nice
Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.
Excellent start!