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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Episode 1925 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTORhttps://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test 00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines 00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding 00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels Thank you for listening, we love you all! Join out community at https://patreon.com/hardfactor - and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1923 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran 00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail 00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery  00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools 00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1922 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm 00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China 00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend 00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson 00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1920 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy 00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner 00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big.  Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them 00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids 00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1919 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session 00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife 00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes 00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1918 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails 00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights 00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles 00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1917 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks  00:07:00 - What happened in 1917 00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay! 00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat 00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course 00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1916 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago 00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production 00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon 00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1915 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:22 What happened in 1915? 00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved 00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced 00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident): 00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1914 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps  00:04:20 What happened in 1914?  00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan  00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks  00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage    00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento   And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913 00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men 00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women  00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana 00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico 00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1912 brought to you by www. patreon.com/hardfactor - JOIN OUR COMMUNITY!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger? (00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs (00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers (00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex (00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1911 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 What happened in 1911? 00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing 00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released  00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments 00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library 00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamingo resort And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1910 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 United airlines can kick you off for not wearing headphones now 00:19:20 Britney Spears DUI 00:25:29 Kristi Noem fired/demoted 00:37:12 Welsh Police sell idiotic tiny police cars after they don’t work: And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1909 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:31 - Big Arch Initial Review, Public Libraries, and Iran 00:12:50 - Woman hires otter to find the missing bones of her murdered mother 00:25:58 - NASA scrubs another Project Artemis launch: Delayed Project Delayed Again 00:33:28 - Southwest Airlines finally has assigned seating and Disability Fakers have been exposed! 00:39:11 - Man "accidentally" trapped inside decorative phone-booth "trying to order kabob" Thank you for listening!! Go to pateron.com/hardfactor to join our community, but MOST importantly get out there and Have A Great Fucking Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1908 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Kristi Noem grilled about killing dogs and sex on planes during ICE behavior hearing 00:21:30 Update on man with “World’s Smallest Penis” 00:25:40 Dubai beggar turns out to be a rich guy who likes stealing money from people with kind hearts 00:28:50 Shia LaBeouf arrested again.  This time, he blames “Big Scary Gay Men”  And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 1907 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 Pat was right, MalibuFitMaxxing was stealing valor 00:07:30 USC WR gets real sassy at NFL combine interview 00:10:30 The Clintons didn’t give up much in the House Oversight committee, but Bill talking about the hot tub photo was funny 00:16:00 Three US fighter jets mistakenly shot down in Kuwait 00:24:40 The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker 00:37:00 Grandmom pyro guns grandson groom in probably AI video 00:38:10 AI pop-up restaurant in NYC where humans take their AI dates out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (11)

David Cisewski

I will never listen to your bullshit again.

Jan 10th
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David Cisewski

This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.

Jan 10th
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Peter F. Lensing

will they ever talk about the news ?

Oct 26th
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Peter F. Lensing

thank you for going back to short form podcast

Jul 27th
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ricky salayandia

Bring these guys on full time!!!!

May 30th
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Andrew Parker

Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week

Feb 12th
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Casey Kenison

👎🏼

Oct 17th
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Michael H. Nolan

10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.

Oct 11th
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Ralph Hamilton

nice

Jul 3rd
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Scott Cochran

Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.

Jun 25th
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Divyesh Patel

Excellent start!

Jun 14th
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