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Episode 1794 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup, DLPGs, and Coffee Table Books (00:06:18) - Fox News Anchor suggest "Just Kill 'Em" about the US Homeless Population, Charlie Kirk's Killer, Nepalese Discord, and CyberTruck Assault at Burning Man (00:20:45) - Married Pakistani Dr. in UK gets caught delaying procedure to have a closet intercourse "comfort break" with "Nurse C" (00:29:37) - FBI accidentally free-bases animal sanctuary while incinerating meth in the animal morgue next door (00:34:24) - Nigerian woman makes the world's largest bowl of jollof, but the pot broke before they could weigh the world record Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1792 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Someone in Connecticut still painting the squirrels red 00:15:05 Butt Sniffer caught AGAIN 00:18:41 Cornell students found skinning bear carcass in campus residence hall 00:27:58 Construction workers fleeing ICE raid climb fences around CIA headquarters 00:32:26 Mark Zuckerberg is suing Mark Zuckerberg Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1791 - brought to you by Patreon.com/HardFactor - join our community for as little as $3/month and get access to bonus pod, discord chat with the hosts, and more! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Bad News: Charlie Kirk killed in Utah while working, Colorado High School Shooting, and the Knife Murder on the Charlotte Train (00:14:00) - Study finds that Scrolling Cell Phone on the Crapper will make you more Likely to Develop Hemorrhoids (00:21:42) - Man Jumps Off Cruise Ship after Racking up massive Casino Debt (00:33:33) - Long Island Woman shoots Neighbor in the Face with a Flare Gun over pet dispute Thank you for listening, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1790 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:15 Singer D4VD’s Tesla found with a dismembered body in the trunk 00:16:30 Nepal is burning after the government shoots and kills 18 kids protesting 00:23:10 Official USA Ryder Cup merch suffers insane blunder 00:27:58 Man living in apartment crawl space for months creeps residents out 00:34:30 Greta Thunberg's boat catches on fire when a drone/idiot sets off a flare on board 00:40:55 Orange County man fined $300k for setting off illegal fireworks this past 4th Of July Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1789 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:15 New Zealand man who kidnapped his children for four years killed in shoot-out 00:15:15 Slug torments a German household in a game of ding-dong ditch  00:23:40 France has to replace their prime minister again  00:25:40 Mt Sinai is being turned into a mega tourism destination  00:33:00 Epstein’s 50th birthday book was released, and it’s gross Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1788 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:49 Conor McGregor announces his official bid for Ireland’s Presidency and is endorsed by Musk 00:14:29 Hot lawyer facing 25 years in Dubai for cocaine smuggling 00:25:26 Trump wants to ban Iranians from shopping at Costco 00:32:36 Phillies Karen Recap 00:44:52 New study shows LSD reduces anxiety Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1787 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding-  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. Offer not available anywhere else.   Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup, NOW Feat. Internet/Public Commenters, Free-use Netflix, the National Guard, and FOOTBALL (00:08:18) - Cranford, New Jersey Man Will Thilly performs Town Hall dance in protest of high property taxes (00:21:02) - Sex-Stortion: New GitHub available free spyware allows you to easily remotely view and record other device cameras anonymously... (00:34:00) - Cutting off your feet for the insurance money... Foot Fraud. We love you, thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community and get access to bonus pods, discord chat w/ the hosts and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1786 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:35 NYC has a real dog shit problem on its hands 00:21:55 Putin, Xi & other world leaders met to discuss immortality, have sex with prostitutes & check out China’s nuclear weapons Man Time Moves 00:31:00: Russian dad breaks into waterpark to give his son an unforgettable 11th birthday party 00:34:10 A Male guinea pig named Randy broke into the female enclosure and impregnated all of them 00:36:50 Greta Thunberg is being memed for her new haircut as she once again tries to sail to Gaza Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1785 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Hard Factor Lottery Pool 00:06:15 The US military blew up a Venezuelan drug boat with a “kinetic strike”  00:19:08 Coldplay concert banter back in the news this time, is it antisemitic? 00:30:55 Kentucky man sneaks into brother’s home and stabs him in the nuts  00:34:45 Japanese woman romance scammed by a fake astronaut “from outer space” 00:38:30 USPS fraud investigator arrested for stealing 300k for escorts and cruises Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1784 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:53 Dude Caught Jackin' at Korn Concert 00:25:23 Guy found murdered at Burning Man 00:37:00 Multiple Amish dead after bizarre water-feats-of-faith Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Labor Day!! This Patreon.com/HardFactor Episode of Mark and Will breaking down the best Florida Man stories of last week is brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hydrow - For a limited time go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower!Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Pre-K Curriculum and the Annual Seasons of Florida Man, (00:12:56) Enraged 70 year-old Florida Man assaults children over fishing in neighborhood pond, (00:23:00) 68 year-old Florida Man arrested for DUI after calling the cops on himself for killing a deer, (00:30:43) Florida Man throws Pizza Box at preggo gf while getting cucked by presumably handsome and manly Uber Driver, (00:39:12) Will's daughter joins for the heroic tale of a real life Florida Batman, Kyle Miven, who apprehended a criminal in his pajamas while protecting his neighborhood Thank you for listening, get access to more bonus podcasts like this at Patreon.com/HardFactor!! But MOST Importantly, HAGFD/W!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1783 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:01:20 Happy 40th to Pat, how do you feel? 00:05:40 The River Thames has a wet wipe island, and it's disgusting 00:11:00 South Carolina elections chairman might have tried, allegedly, to dose his granddaughters with ecstasy via a DQ Blizzard!?  00:23:05 Stories from the Discord “Bad News” Thread, including Chinese Hacking, Joe Gibbs trending, horrible Cowboys trades,  00:27:25 Sam’s Club employee with enormous forehead stabs customer with scissors 00:33:45 Bad news for fat people who fly Southwest Airlines  00:40:40 Jason Vaughn from Fat Guy Tested, a hidden gem on the internet, is must-watch content 00:43:35 The Japanese want to limit cell phone usage  Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1782 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Happy Birthday to Pat! 00:06:10 RIP to Wes’ dog Joe 00:09:00 Pregnancy fraud is a big business in Japan 00:24:10 Monster shoots and kills two children and injures 17 others during Mass 00:31:50 Wisconsin man who faked his death to leave family sentenced 00:36:10 Will Smith posts a video of him touring but it’s with AI fans 00:40:40 Chicago man captures giant carp in the Chicago River Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1781 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:08 Bad AI Jobs report 00:11:07 Australian lawyer apologizes to judge for submitting fake AI quotes in court 00:24:44 Surveillance Pricing is going to ruin everything 00:39:33 New study says shrooms kick ass Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1780 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try.  Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Shoutout to the Clitologist (00:06:10) - Thongs are BACK on butts (Thong Song was really the best) (00:10:33) - Founder of "Aspiration Securities" sustainability focused firm pleads Guilty to Fraud (00:18:26) - UK plans to do "town arrest" programs to ease overcrowded prisons (00:25:59) - South Korean coffee shops overrun with "Cagongjok" loiterers who hang out all day on the wifi without buying anything (00:32:48) - Dirty Warden in Colorado caught accessing female strip search video files over 3K times Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community and get access to weekly bonus podcasts, discord chat, trivia and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices