Hard Factor

<p>Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480</p>

Turns out Hitler had a mico-dong | 11.14.25

Episode 1837 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER The Bridge Inside: A Dreamscape about Trauma and Self-Healing by Ryann Bee Gordon - Amazon 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:34 What happened in 1837? Pat shows home movies 00:07:27 Turns out Hitler had a mico-dong 00:20:48 Gwyneth paltrow diarrhea 00:27:50 Psychics told Kim K she’d pass the bar 00:30:06 Man who sent co-workers fake nude images of his wife “technically did not commit a crime” says judge 00:35:29 Listener Ryan Bee Gordon talks about her new novel  about MDMA “The Bridge Inside: A Dreamscape about Trauma and Self-Healing” Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-14
49:26

Introducing The Jordan Harbinger Show

A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

11-14
02:22

Rich Humans Paid to Murder Poor Humans in the 90s | 11.13.25

Episode 1836 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 US government is finally re-opening and what happened in 1836? 00:06:10 ‘Sniper tourists’ allegedly paid $90K to shoot civilians in Sarajevo in the 90s 00:23:05 A marine biologist who had his face bit off by a shark is fond of said shark 00:34:30 Trump back in the Epstein allegation news 00:40:15 Man sets a bunch of stupid Guinness World Records, embarrassing Guinness  00:43:20 The blue Chernobyl dogs were just rolling around in porta-potties Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-13
52:41

Holiday "Bearista" Starbucks Cup Causing Fights | 11.12.25

Episode 1835 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Now Live on Instagram??? And the World's First Moon Hoax in 1935 (00:06:00) - Walmart caught selling wildly racist shirt on website (00:13:12) - Taco Bell "Ultra" Marathon exploding to DC from Denver (00:21:45) - Robot Blooper Reel featuring LLM Robot Vacuum Pilot Meltdown (00:32:16) - Tea_Thyme_3 Update: She's asking for donations and dropping albums after killing a man while live-streaming (00:39:10) - Starbucks Holiday "Bearista" Cup causing Fights Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights, and more! But most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-12
51:46

When Pranking The Homeless Goes Too Far?! | 11.11.25

Episode 1834 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Happy Veteran’s Day & Happy Birthday Marines!  00:05:00 What happened in the year 1835 & 1834? 00:05:55 Hot and fast sperm discussion 00:09:05 The dangerous game of online sperm donation groups 00:28:30 Construction company pranks homeless man “Jackass” style 00:37:00 Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving some pretty favorable treatment at her new prison 00:42:00 Which Ones Worse: Expensive Water, Expensive Beers, OR Being Declared DEAD?? Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-11
55:32

Government Shutdown Ending and Robot Age Beginning | 11.10.25

Episode 1833 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - BetterHelp therapists work according to a strict code of conduct and are fully licensed in the US. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 Miss Chile semi-finalist sings death metal as her talent 00:05:30 What happened in the year 1833? 00:08:00 Trump commenting at the Commanders game and other Oval office updates including the government shutdown is ending!? 00:12:45 Update on Japan bear attacks, they are arming kids with plastic bottles to crinkle  00:24:50 A TikToker killed a man with her car while she was live-streaming 00:31:40 Elon Musk wins 1 trillion dollar pay package and says Tesla Optimus robots will replace all jobs in the world  00:39:10 San Franciscans went vigilante on Waymos after a Waymo killed local cat icon Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-10
49:46

Japan deploys troops to control bear attacks | 11.7.25

Episode 1832 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases 00:04:44 Jeremy Renner has a psycho ex who he MAY have threatened to call ICE on 00:21:58 Woman found chained to yard in Austin 00:30:11 Japan deploys troops to control bear attacks 00:38:44 Florida man starts gunfight over argument about chickens Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-07
53:35

Massive Brawl at Texas Bass Pro Opening | 11.6.25

Episode 1830 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Did you know Edgar Allen Poe married his 13 year-old cousin?? (00:06:51) - Louisville UPS Crash Update and Michigan Car Dealership caught Selling Used Cars as New (00:23:10) - Massive Brawl breaks out at Bass Pro Grand Opening in Odessa, TX (00:33:17) - WTF?! SHEIN caught selling Child S3x Dolls in France... Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat with the hosts, and much more! But Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-06
48:28

FBI Flags Over 100 UFC Fights for Match Fixing | 11.5.25

Episode 1830 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat’s boys invade his office 00:04:20 Dave Rasmey says his 20 homes are owned by God and he’s just managing them 00:11:50 The FBI is investigating more than 100 UFC fights for match fixing 00:18:40 Tom Brady cloned his dog   00:24:20 A pederass faked his own death and was found using an alias 10 years later 00:30:30 Charlie Sheen gay sex stories back on Yahoo news and the comments are wild 00:34:40 Dick Cheney died  00:35:40 Mamdani won in NY, and the Dems did well in the elections and the govt is still shutdown 00:38:20 Coinbase CEO rigged the “words spoken” in earnings call prediction markets 00:39:10 Kim Kardashian blamed ChatGPT for failing her law exams 00:40:40 Three dead in UPS plane crash at Louisville airport 00:41:10 NFL trade deadline deals Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-05
46:42

Holocaust Themed Halloween Float Causes Uproar In Hanover, PA | 11.4.25

Episode 1829 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 01:00:00 Story Teasers 00:04:25 Typewriters suck! 00:06:20 Plans to get two alien nuts on the show 00:08:45 Ukraine is incentivizing Russian kills with a point system, which rewards soldiers with new killing equipment 00:20:30 Toddler from Wales can’t stop eating wood and rugs 00:26:00 Woman expecting her medicine is instead shipped human arms and fingers 00:30:30 Pretzels and Holocaust themed Halloween floats 00:38:10 Update on the NYC Mayoral Race 00:40:55 Rejected Idaho license plates Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-04
51:01

Robot Butlers - THEY’RE HERE to DO your wife | 11.3.25

Episode 1828 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: RexMD - Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/CODETOBEPROVIDED True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/hardfactor  DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 01:00:00 Story Teasers 00:05:10 ICE Agents wear halloween masks 00:21:48 Robot Butlers THEY’RE HERE to do your wife 00:32:53 Indiana Lieutenant Governor in the hot seat for deepfakes of opponents wife 00:38:33 Escaped sick monkey update 00:40:16 Australian students taught about the wron Caesar exempt from state test Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11-03
47:34

The Boob Episode! Happy Halloween | 10.31.25

Episode 1827 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:01:00) - Halloween candy dollar amount per host household (00:04:50) - Top news stories we aren’t covering but are covering very briefly (00:07:20) - Prince Andrew stripped of Prince title and moved into a bigger castle (00:17:15) - Detroit police officer shows up to video court hearing with no pants (00:23:20) - Band (Arts Fishing Club) brings grilling man on stage who threw hot dogs to crowd (00:28:15) - Albania had a topless state news station with hot chicks reading the news topless (00:35:40) - Sydney Sweeney wore a very sheer dress at Variety’s Women in Power event Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-31
43:48

The Next Craze In Emotional Support Creatures Hits The US | 10.30.25

Episode 1826 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:30 1826 fun fact 00:05:33 Fat Bear Contest > Fat Squirrel Contest?  00:08:00 Gang raid in Rio leaves over 150 dead  00:16:00 The “Moflin” is the newest must-have emotional support robot  00:26:10 Massive jewelry heist in Queens neighborhood is leaving police stumped 00:32:15 MONEY & COOL STUFF: The FED lowers interest rates, the Saudis want to build a sky-high stadium & the New drone X Bat is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-30
49:08

Hep C Infected Monkeys Escape from Flipped Truck in MS | 10.29.25

Episode 1825 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:22 Jamaica Hurricane Melissa Lands as a Cat 5 00:18:49 Crazy Indian man stabs two on plane with metal fork and slaps woman 00:23:43 Truck hauling monkeys with hep c, herpes and covid flipped over and the monkeys got out 00:32:46 Russian honeypot tactics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-29
45:35

Albania Announces World's First AI Pregnancy | 10.28.25

Episode 1824 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - New Predator looks pretty good and Mark loves the adult animated version (00:04:20) - Deaf Podcasting, Deaf Woman hit by Plane, and Homeless Encampment Attractions! (00:27:42) - Age of the Robots: Amazon Layoffs and Eating High Powered Magnets (00:35:05) - Albania announces that their AI Government Minister is now Pregnant with 83 Babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-28
44:56

Starting Sh!t: Nazi Uniform at Georgia Bar and Chainsaw Road Rage | 10.27.25

Episode 1823 - brought to you by patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community and get access to bonus pods and discord chat!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - RIP Nick Mangold (00:05:14) - Man in N@zi Uniform hits Girl with Beer Mug in Bar Patio Altercation (00:19:54) - Michigan Man brings Chainsaw to a Road Rage Fight, More French Museums Robbed and 2 Louvre Thieves Arrested, and Spain busts Enormous Patio Chair Theft Ring (00:33:03) - Tech Corner: Sex Warfare from Russia and China on Tech Nerds, First Nuclear Fusion Reactor Video Dropped, turning Sound into Light for Quantum Computing, "Panspermia" and the Alien Mothership coming?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-27
49:57

FBI Uncovers NBA Gambling Ring With Ties To The Mob | 10.24.25

Episode 1822 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:03:45) - Important dates 1821 & 1822, Spain loses bigtime (00:05:10) - FBI announces huge gambling ring in the NBA with ties to the MOB (00:24:05) - Michigan man falls into nuclear reactor and drinks the water! (00:30:50) - AWS outage caused rich people to roast or freeze in their high-priced cloud-connected sleep system (00:40:10) - SCIENCE CORNER: Iceland now has mosquitoes & breathing through your butt is the future! Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-24
56:38

Woman Burns Down Entire Apartment Complex to Kill One Roach | 10.23.25

Episode 1821 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Teasers (00:02:40) - Honey almost ate a full live chicken (00:04:30) - South Korean woman burns down entire apartment complex trying to kill cockroach (00:16:30) - Sexy female Mexican assassin with 1.4 million instagram followers arrested for years old cartel hit (00:24:20) - Bareknuckle FC undefeated fighter taunts opponent by incorrectly playing chess in between rounds (00:27:30) - Ocean City Maryland PD event swarmed with people who took up their offer to smoke weed for officer impairment training Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-23
35:51

Man Busted for doing dong surgeries out of his ‘92 Corolla | 10.22.25

Episode 1820 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- Get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:22 Willy tried the new Sprite 00:07:29 Fake pubic hair panties are sold out and on waiting list 00:11:01 Thai man arrested for performing penis surgeries in the back of his 1990s Corolla 00:22:27 Dallas Dave Diwali fireworks causing toxic fumes 00:30:00  Woman in penis costume arrested at No Kings 00:39:45 Plane hit “space debris” over Utah 00:44:09 Bear breaks into zoo to chill with other bears Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-22
50:14

The Greatest Publicity Stunt Of All Time & Hooters Is SAVED | 10.21.25

Episode 1819 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: True Classic- TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR to try out the best men's tees on earth for yourself! RexMD- get up to 95% off ED treatment with Rex MD, visit rexmd.com/HardFactor Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Timestamps (00:01:45) - Kash Patel gets shit for wishing everyone a Happy Diwali online (00:05:15) - Indian man pulls off one of the greatest publicity stunts of all time (00:11:40) - San Jose Sharks NHL team apologizes after displaying pro ICE message on jumbotron during Hispanic Heritage Night (00:22:20) - Mark’s boners (00:23:00) - Residents in India rush to collect debris that fell from sky, only to find out the horrible truth about what the rocks actually were (00:26:25) - The founders of Hooters are coming to the rescue to save the declining franchise (00:29:00) - TRENDZ: AWS Outage, Trump posts AI video of himself flying a fighter jet and dumping shit on No Kings protesters, Jayden Daniels is going to be OK (00:36:40) - Congressional staffer lights herself on fire in Uvalde, TX Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more - bus Most Importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10-21
45:38

David Cisewski

I will never listen to your bullshit again.

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David Cisewski

This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.

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Peter F. Lensing

will they ever talk about the news ?

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Peter F. Lensing

thank you for going back to short form podcast

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ricky salayandia

Bring these guys on full time!!!!

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