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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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Episode 1838 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Foam Domes, 1838, and Texas History Classes
(00:07:50) - New Jersey Man caught dealing coke EXTREMELY drunk in Delorean
(00:18:39) - Florida Man tried to cash a $368 Billion personal check for underwater Italian restaurant
(00:22:54) - Doordash driver posted video of customer who passed out nude with front door open claiming SA... winds up catching charges
(00:36:40) - Cali Rep Brad Sherman caught eyeing underwear ads on plane
(00:38:55) - New study exposes Chinese AI Teddy Bear for kids that told them how to light matches, find knives, and more!
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1837 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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The Bridge Inside: A Dreamscape about Trauma and Self-Healing by Ryann Bee Gordon - Amazon
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:34 What happened in 1837? Pat shows home movies
00:07:27 Turns out Hitler had a mico-dong
00:20:48 Gwyneth paltrow diarrhea
00:27:50 Psychics told Kim K she’d pass the bar
00:30:06 Man who sent co-workers fake nude images of his wife “technically did not commit a crime” says judge
00:35:29 Listener Ryan Bee Gordon talks about her new novel about MDMA “The Bridge Inside: A Dreamscape about Trauma and Self-Healing”
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Episode 1836 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:20 US government is finally re-opening and what happened in 1836?
00:06:10 ‘Sniper tourists’ allegedly paid $90K to shoot civilians in Sarajevo in the 90s
00:23:05 A marine biologist who had his face bit off by a shark is fond of said shark
00:34:30 Trump back in the Epstein allegation news
00:40:15 Man sets a bunch of stupid Guinness World Records, embarrassing Guinness
00:43:20 The blue Chernobyl dogs were just rolling around in porta-potties
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Episode 1835 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Now Live on Instagram??? And the World's First Moon Hoax in 1935
(00:06:00) - Walmart caught selling wildly racist shirt on website
(00:13:12) - Taco Bell "Ultra" Marathon exploding to DC from Denver
(00:21:45) - Robot Blooper Reel featuring LLM Robot Vacuum Pilot Meltdown
(00:32:16) - Tea_Thyme_3 Update: She's asking for donations and dropping albums after killing a man while live-streaming
(00:39:10) - Starbucks Holiday "Bearista" Cup causing Fights
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Episode 1834 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:00 Happy Veteran’s Day & Happy Birthday Marines!
00:05:00 What happened in the year 1835 & 1834?
00:05:55 Hot and fast sperm discussion
00:09:05 The dangerous game of online sperm donation groups
00:28:30 Construction company pranks homeless man “Jackass” style
00:37:00 Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving some pretty favorable treatment at her new prison
00:42:00 Which Ones Worse: Expensive Water, Expensive Beers, OR Being Declared DEAD??
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Episode 1833 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:50 Miss Chile semi-finalist sings death metal as her talent
00:05:30 What happened in the year 1833?
00:08:00 Trump commenting at the Commanders game and other Oval office updates including the government shutdown is ending!?
00:12:45 Update on Japan bear attacks, they are arming kids with plastic bottles to crinkle
00:24:50 A TikToker killed a man with her car while she was live-streaming
00:31:40 Elon Musk wins 1 trillion dollar pay package and says Tesla Optimus robots will replace all jobs in the world
00:39:10 San Franciscans went vigilante on Waymos after a Waymo killed local cat icon
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Story teases
00:04:44 Jeremy Renner has a psycho ex who he MAY have threatened to call ICE on
00:21:58 Woman found chained to yard in Austin
00:30:11 Japan deploys troops to control bear attacks
00:38:44 Florida man starts gunfight over argument about chickens
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Episode 1830 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Did you know Edgar Allen Poe married his 13 year-old cousin??
(00:06:51) - Louisville UPS Crash Update and Michigan Car Dealership caught Selling Used Cars as New
(00:23:10) - Massive Brawl breaks out at Bass Pro Grand Opening in Odessa, TX
(00:33:17) - WTF?! SHEIN caught selling Child S3x Dolls in France...
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Pat’s boys invade his office
00:04:20 Dave Rasmey says his 20 homes are owned by God and he’s just managing them
00:11:50 The FBI is investigating more than 100 UFC fights for match fixing
00:18:40 Tom Brady cloned his dog
00:24:20 A pederass faked his own death and was found using an alias 10 years later
00:30:30 Charlie Sheen gay sex stories back on Yahoo news and the comments are wild
00:34:40 Dick Cheney died
00:35:40 Mamdani won in NY, and the Dems did well in the elections and the govt is still shutdown
00:38:20 Coinbase CEO rigged the “words spoken” in earnings call prediction markets
00:39:10 Kim Kardashian blamed ChatGPT for failing her law exams
00:40:40 Three dead in UPS plane crash at Louisville airport
00:41:10 NFL trade deadline deals
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00:00:00 Timestamps
01:00:00 Story Teasers
00:04:25 Typewriters suck!
00:06:20 Plans to get two alien nuts on the show
00:08:45 Ukraine is incentivizing Russian kills with a point system, which rewards soldiers with new killing equipment
00:20:30 Toddler from Wales can’t stop eating wood and rugs
00:26:00 Woman expecting her medicine is instead shipped human arms and fingers
00:30:30 Pretzels and Holocaust themed Halloween floats
00:38:10 Update on the NYC Mayoral Race
00:40:55 Rejected Idaho license plates
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A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.
Episode 1828 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
01:00:00 Story Teasers
00:05:10 ICE Agents wear halloween masks
00:21:48 Robot Butlers THEY’RE HERE to do your wife
00:32:53 Indiana Lieutenant Governor in the hot seat for deepfakes of opponents wife
00:38:33 Escaped sick monkey update
00:40:16 Australian students taught about the wron Caesar exempt from state test
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Story Teasers
(00:01:00) - Halloween candy dollar amount per host household
(00:04:50) - Top news stories we aren’t covering but are covering very briefly
(00:07:20) - Prince Andrew stripped of Prince title and moved into a bigger castle
(00:17:15) - Detroit police officer shows up to video court hearing with no pants
(00:23:20) - Band (Arts Fishing Club) brings grilling man on stage who threw hot dogs to crowd
(00:28:15) - Albania had a topless state news station with hot chicks reading the news topless
(00:35:40) - Sydney Sweeney wore a very sheer dress at Variety’s Women in Power event
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:30 1826 fun fact
00:05:33 Fat Bear Contest > Fat Squirrel Contest?
00:08:00 Gang raid in Rio leaves over 150 dead
00:16:00 The “Moflin” is the newest must-have emotional support robot
00:26:10 Massive jewelry heist in Queens neighborhood is leaving police stumped
00:32:15 MONEY & COOL STUFF: The FED lowers interest rates, the Saudis want to build a sky-high stadium & the New drone X Bat is
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:08:22 Jamaica Hurricane Melissa Lands as a Cat 5
00:18:49 Crazy Indian man stabs two on plane with metal fork and slaps woman
00:23:43 Truck hauling monkeys with hep c, herpes and covid flipped over and the monkeys got out
00:32:46 Russian honeypot tactics
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - New Predator looks pretty good and Mark loves the adult animated version
(00:04:20) - Deaf Podcasting, Deaf Woman hit by Plane, and Homeless Encampment Attractions!
(00:27:42) - Age of the Robots: Amazon Layoffs and Eating High Powered Magnets
(00:35:05) - Albania announces that their AI Government Minister is now Pregnant with 83 Babies!
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - RIP Nick Mangold
(00:05:14) - Man in N@zi Uniform hits Girl with Beer Mug in Bar Patio Altercation
(00:19:54) - Michigan Man brings Chainsaw to a Road Rage Fight, More French Museums Robbed and 2 Louvre Thieves Arrested, and Spain busts Enormous Patio Chair Theft Ring
(00:33:03) - Tech Corner: Sex Warfare from Russia and China on Tech Nerds, First Nuclear Fusion Reactor Video Dropped, turning Sound into Light for Quantum Computing, "Panspermia" and the Alien Mothership coming??
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Story Teasers
(00:03:45) - Important dates 1821 & 1822, Spain loses bigtime
(00:05:10) - FBI announces huge gambling ring in the NBA with ties to the MOB
(00:24:05) - Michigan man falls into nuclear reactor and drinks the water!
(00:30:50) - AWS outage caused rich people to roast or freeze in their high-priced cloud-connected sleep system
(00:40:10) - SCIENCE CORNER: Iceland now has mosquitoes & breathing through your butt is the future!
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Timestamps:
(00:00:00) - Story Teasers
(00:02:40) - Honey almost ate a full live chicken
(00:04:30) - South Korean woman burns down entire apartment complex trying to kill cockroach
(00:16:30) - Sexy female Mexican assassin with 1.4 million instagram followers arrested for years old cartel hit
(00:24:20) - Bareknuckle FC undefeated fighter taunts opponent by incorrectly playing chess in between rounds
(00:27:30) - Ocean City Maryland PD event swarmed with people who took up their offer to smoke weed for officer impairment training
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I will never listen to your bullshit again.
This is quite possibly the gayest group of fiaggots I ever wasted my time on.
will they ever talk about the news ?
thank you for going back to short form podcast
Bring these guys on full time!!!!
Love the podcast, waiting for the day that it's 5 times a week
👎🏼
10/10. you will not find a more poetic use of the word fuck in any other podcast.
nice
Could you announce the names of who is on this show at the beginning.
Excellent start!