Hate Speech

What’s cooler: one $100K truck or ten $10K Chinese electric cars as a chariot? Merritt (@merrittk) joins us to talk about the arms race of insecurity that is Big Trucks.  We throw out some facts and it all comes down to this: big trucks and their consequences are ontologically evil. We don’t mean semis. We love those things.* Merritt is learning to drive. Tyler thinks doctors don’t need giant trucks for stethoscopes. And Nate makes a shocking romantic choice. Then Merritt and Tyler educate Nate on an important piece of queer history.  So crack open a Busch Light and Go 4 It. Follow Merritt on patreon.com/merrittk Go buy her book LAN Party. Support our show at patreon.com/hatereon *but not the Canadian racist truck drivers

Get smooth and slide right un, Haters, because Lil (@broad__abroad) joins us to talk about Disney Adults. She’s one herself. Ooooo the plot, she thickens.  Nate thinks he’d be really good at gay sex, though he’s not gay and hasn’t had any. Happy pride. Tyler is confounded by the whole “adults going to Disneyland” thing. Lil is ashamed about enjoying Disney but definitely isn’t weird about it.  Disney adults have slurs for each other! Nate thinks he’d enjoy a themed park. He gets one over on Tyler and Lil by pitching their perfect idea for a themed park.  Follow Lil and take her up on her donation/sketch for Palestine deal.  Follow us @h8speechpod. Email us at hatespeechp@gmail.com.  Support the show: patreon.com/hatereon

Welcome to Hate Speech, a show with Hated Boys and even Hatier Speech. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re covering Sean Evans and Hot Ones! Nate talks a lot about comedian and alleged diddler Bobby Lee. Tyler shares a personal story.  We regale you stories as to why this sauce slinger is a bad host. Should the host be a presence the show? Duh, yes. He’s dumb, he’s not charismatic, and he looks like a fuccboi Karl Pilkington.  He makes a program that’s meant to be skipped. Not us! Speaking of… Tyler took the patreon money and bought a hot ones box of sauce and we ate them. On video.  Go see that here: https://youtu.be/4vzI4q-YARU Follow the show on Twitter @h8speechpod, follow Nate and Tyler @batenoyd and @bearnurse  Support the show and let us use your money to hurt ourselves at patreon.com/hatereon

We start the podcast talking about a socially unacceptable practice that Tyler does every day. John Cullen (@cullenthecomic) joins us to talk about how much he hates coffee.  It’s a bitter drink. An awful drink. Bitter, no good hot beverage. Coffee does have some benefits if you’re a KPE (known premature ejaculator). Nate admits to peeing on a dog. John loves his wife enough to tolerate going to get coffee.  John is here to promote his new podcast, Broomgate so give that a listen. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/show/4CK0YyE3rUR6SXWguELOtE?si=y5OA383ySAeHwjH6oo71-Q John is also the host of Blocked Party, The PODKast, and What is a Jeopardy Podcast.  You can follow us on Twitter @h8speechpod, @batenoyd, and @bearnurse. You can support us at patreon.com/hatereon. Email us at hatespeechp@gmail.com. 

Furpiles? Yiffing? Juggalos? Oh baby, we got it all. And we can thank Fore (@ontheforefronts) for that. Get it? It’s a pun.  Fire tries to teach us the ways of the furry and why they hate being a furry. We get some furry history. There’s an exemplary Dan Carlin impression.  Two paths lay before you: furry and juggalo. Which will you choose? 

Aleah, a friend of ours of twenty long years, joins us for A Very Special Episode. Aleah hates child actors! More specifically, Aleah hates child actors that ruin a show or movie. Aka the Cousin Oliver Syndrome. Mackenzie Astin. That scamp from Mummy 2. Etc.  And she’s also gonna wax Tyler’s b-hole live on the podcast.  Nate hates kids. He loves to see them punished. Aleah wants to punish Mackenzie Astin. Who do you think would win in a fight… Rudy or Radio? Aleah thinks Tyler’s butthole is “totally fine.” It’s the easiest she’s ever done. Actually. This is another wild one, okay? Go check out our patreon. Patreon.com/hatereon Our music is by Dropping a Popped Locket. Follow us on Twitter. Email us hatespeechp@gmail.com Follow Aleah on instagram @/prettykewldudette

So if the beekeeper is John wick for conservatives does that mean that the beekeepers bees is his dog or is it Phylicia Rashad? We don’t know! Also old people are more helpless than children.  But today we’re hating BUFFALO WILD WINGS. We do that by going and recording at an actual Buffalo Wild Wings. That’s right, folks, black silicon wedding rings and blue lives matter hats and the worst food on the planet.  Congealed goos, cat food and Velveeta “nachos,” and bad drinks. Just terrible. And YES. I know that I said the wrong British Royal name at the beginning and did incorrect mental math at the end. And I don’t care. I was filled with salt and slime from the disgusting chicken. Grow up.  Our music is by Dropping a Popped Locket Follow us on Twitter at @h8speechpod, @batenoyd, and @bearnurse Consider becoming a patreon at patreon.com/hatereon. We will use the funds to hurt ourselves further going forward. Email us at hatespeechp@gmail.com

You know him. You hate him. But you don’t know why. Boy, are we going to give you some Reasons. John Krasinski. Office Jim. America’s boyfriend. The smug face in every gif you’ve ever seen.  Aaron Bushnell, Dune, and Chambord lead us into our Object of Hate. Did you know John Krasinski has a long history of misogyny and racism? You do now! We introduce a brand new and totally original segment called Some Bad News! Support us at patreon.com/hatereon Follow us on Twitter @h8speechpod. Follow Nate and Tyler at @batenoyd and @bearnurse Email us hatespeechp@gmail.com Our music and sounds graciously provided by Dropping a Popped Locket. Check them out! https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Hv4OejDkQZi21donA6QVq?si=W4diPdLUQ1-Runso85Qgnw

Nate continues our new tradition of penance and this time it’s pretty good. Who could’ve guessed that mushroom root beer is good? Not us. Joining us today is drag performer Joe (@jPad). Some of our topics include:        • The root beer is alive!        • Joe accuses someone of homophobia!        • Disassociating while working retail! You can always trauma dump on strangers because they’re gonna leave! You should find a group of strangers to talk to and get drunk. Or don’t get drunk! Find your trash people! You can follow the show on Twitter @h8speechp. You can follow Nate @batenoyd and Tyler @bearnurse. You can email us at hatespeechp@gmail.com. You can leave us a voice memo on Spotify too.  Maybe show some support at patreon.com/hatereon Music and sound cues provided by Jay Spizzy from Dropping a Popped Locket. Go check out their albums. It whips!

Its the inaugural episode of Hate Speech, the podcast about hating people, places, and things. In this episode we talk about: Madam Web: We love it! Olive Oil Coffee: We hate it! Mr.Beast: We really hate it! Is Jimmy Donaldson a Mr.Beast, or is he just a milktoast coward who wants to LARP as a philanthropist (yes). More importantly, will he like us and give us money? Help us hate at Patreon.com/Hatereon Theme song by Dropping a Popped Locket