Haute and Heavy

two dumb blondes talk about nothing

episode 14: rave city

Hi. We come back from our hiatus. Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

04-12
55:19

episode 13: yanny heaven

Hello everyone, welcome back to Haute and Heavy! In this episode, we discuss A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's future baby, our day 1 fav artists and punching timothee chalemet. Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

02-03
47:15

episode 12: we chose looks, you chose books

The gang talks about reading and sex with cars. We answer some burning fan questions too. Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

01-15
01:03:03

episode 11: the industry plant olympics

It's SCAMMY season again! In this episode we discuss the Grammy nominations for this year, as well as touch on some fun books/movies we've been consuming recently. Join us as we ask ourselves the hard-hitting questions such as "Who is H.E.R?" and "Does Justin Beiber still make music?".  Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

12-02
01:07:02

episode 10: the haute seat 01

We have our first IRL guest since lockdown has ended (sachi) !!! We answer your love and sex questions and give super unhelpful advice! <3 Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Sachi: IG: @sachiokaaa Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

10-24
01:06:04

episode 9: the token korean friend

This time, we are joined by friend-of-the-pod, Shinae and we talk all things Korean. Was Squid Game really that good? Will aespa make it big in the West? We also touch on tattoos, jesy nelson and old vine stars.  Shinae: Instagram: @shinoodles Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

10-12
01:04:47

episode 8: the houellebecq girls

Join us with our choppy zoom audio as we record yet another groundbreaking podcast via zoom. We talk about Islamophobic French literature, Tom's Twice - Taste of Love photocards, and the age old debate: "Is Drake hot?". Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

10-05
55:51

episode 7: hey mr DJ!

In this episode, we talk about Madonna's 2012 Superbowl performance. Join us as we ask the hard-hitting questions like, "Why are LMFAO here?" and "Who is Ceelo Greene?".  Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

09-25
55:05

episode 6: the met gaNAUR

This episode was rushingly edited as it was 2hrs, and I forgot to add the intro music.  Join us again via zoom for another instalment of Haute and Heavy, Lockdown Edition (again). In this episode, we talk about the horrors of the 2021 Met Gala; an event where extremely poorly-dressed rich people mingle. We talk about how far Kacey Musgraves' fashion has fallen, the lovely Grimes, as well as AOC's ugly-ass dress. https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2021-red-carpet-live-celebrity-fashion Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis0

09-18
01:30:15

episode 5: the boys ponder DONDA

Join us again via zoom for another instalment of Haute and Heavy, Lockdown Edition (again). In this episode, Asha takes a 40min nap as Tom and Jordan discuss the latest Kanye album. We also touch on our lockdown feelings, supporting problematic artists and birthdays. Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis09

08-31
50:47

episode 4: AfghanaZeneca

Tom, Asha and Jordan bring you an episode which answers all the hard-hitting questions: What is Mountain Dew? Is Lorde hot? Will the vaccine make me gay? Afghanistan?! ... Sorry for the long wait, we only just realised we could record on Zoom.  Happy Lockdown!  Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis09

08-24
57:33

episode 3: Non-Fungible TERFs

Sorry for the wait hotties! We're back again with two of our himbo friends to discuss Lana's latest album, NFTs, and radical feminists.  Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis09 Peter: Twitter: @bigboykatsaki

04-30
01:02:13

episode 2: a night at the SCAMMYS

Tom spends way too much time rambling about the Grammys and we accidentally stray into social justice territory again :(( Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis09

03-19
01:01:41

episode 1: in defence of Jeremy Scott

In this episode, Tom and Asha are joined by their special guest/producer/bestie, Jordan. Together, these 3 uninformed hotties delve into the the world of anime, streetwear and fashion call-out culture. Do we like Jeremy Scott? (spoiler: yah he's a cutie). Did Jacquemus steal a minimalistic 30's chair design? (spoiler: who cares?)   Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance. Tom: Twitter: @CommedesHimbos Asha: Twitter: @2hot_4uu IG: @ashas.2.ashas Jordan: Twitter: @jkatsakis09

03-06
57:35

episode 0: gallianHOES

In this episode, Tom and Asha introduce themselves to their huge online fandom, and touch on hot topics such as; 'Who would win in a fight, Azealia Banks or Kanye?', and delve into deep questions like 'Did John Galliano do anything wrong?'. Follow us as we speak on topics we are unqualified to discuss in a manner devoid of nuance.  Tom:  Twitter: @CommedesHimbos  Asha:  Twitter: @2hot_4uu  Insta: @ashas.2.ashas

02-19
58:10

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