Have Kids, They Said…

Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class. While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the sweet details of his wife Sarah’s big win at their neighborhood Trunk or Treat event. Plus, Matt and Sarah drop in for a guest appearance, bringing all the family vibes to the episode. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, you’re part of the Village—B*tches, you are. Don’t miss out on the fun! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich just returned from Miami after six days away from his family, and we get to share the heartwarming moment his kids welcome him back. Fun fact: Rich managed to sleep on the flight home—something he’s never done before! While Rich raves about Miami and could imagine living there, Nicole isn’t a fan of the heat.They dive into vacation dynamics, including the common pressure for "sexy time" when traveling without kids. In round three of the TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Uncle Phil (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne)—who will win?Listener questions bring up hot topics like getting your partner to step up with parenting duties and whether it’s tacky to charge another parent when their child breaks something in your home.Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and lively debates! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back to close out your week with the “Fyre Festival” of Fay Balls. Rich recounts his night out with his wife, Sarah, dressed to the nines—complete with elf ears. He also shared a list of overused phrases that he feels should be retired, leaving Nicole feeling personally attacked. She’s not quite ready to let go of favorites like “so that happened,” “I did a thing,” and “all of the feels.” Nicole then shared the wild story of her girlfriend’s airport run-in with security drug dogs, traveling with her husband and kids, and the loss of beef jerky in the process. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole is shaking things up this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside cohost Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the world's worst statue, Halloween plans, the iconic Costco Guys, and a little Tonight Show chatter. Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week, Rich and Nicole are back and share a wild mix of stories, including a father who ended up walking no one down the aisle, forgetting his daughter at the altar, and Jeff Lewis insisting that Rich and Covino are secretly in love. Nicole also drops the surprising news that she's only had Taco Bell once! In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, Danny Tanner from Full House takes on Phil Dunphy from Modern Family, leaving Nicole and Rich stumped and desperately seeking more votes from the Village B*tches. Finally, the duo tackles your burning questions, like what they’d do if they found inappropriate content on their teenager’s phone, plus much more! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to reminisce on his favorite childhood movies. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick often? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will not be snubbed again like last year!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your kids? NAD+ is an anti-aging shot that Rich just discovered, and now he and Nicole will be investigating. Nicole shared songs Parker wrote when she was little, and Rich shared a few songs Emmy just wrote too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicative dentist led to the most chaotic dentist experience yet! Rich proposed we eat everything in our pantry and only that for a month. Nicole was mortified. Rich wants you all to know that he is the perfect husband. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an appointment for a colonoscopy. Nicole and Rich question whether or not you have to go to every event your kid has and help a mother figure out how to act when she thinks her kid is ugly. Nicole is worried her son Keegan is becoming a pathological liar, and they discuss how to handle a kid who can’t stop lying. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's episode—not just his lovely wife Sarah, but the Mets baseball game on his cellphone. Nicole’s husband, Matty, helped answer a listener's question on what to do when one has a narcissistic mother-in-law and nude friendly family members. Sarah reveals her stance on Rich's prompt from last week asking if it is cheating to have an orgasm by being danced on by a stripper. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays. Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess are upset at Henry Ford for cementing the 8-hour workday and 5-day workweek on September 25th, 1926. They listen to a moment with pop songstress Katy Perry and how life has brought her to motherhood singing Bluey songs and loving her little family with daughter Daisy and husband Orlando Bloom. Nicole reads some spicy aggressive texts between moms at her kids school and Rich poses a question involving hard-boiled eggs. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy finally lost her first tooth, and if the "Tooth Fairy" was just little more inebriated, she might've given Emmy $100. The aftermath of the Diddy scandal has sent Nicole and Rich down a baby oil spiral. Also, what do you do when your child has friends that are twins? A listener questions if you have to invite both of them to your child's birthday party. Rich reveals the most embarrassing moment he had at a strip club, and it has us all divided. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming. Nicole hated how her husband Matt approached disciplining their son Keegan over a low test grade. Rich proposes to Nicole, producer Jess, and all of you, that we should record a live show at the SiriusXM Las Vegas. Should we? As a parent, what would you do if you were being intimate with your partner and all of a sudden your child called out for you? Rich and Nicole troubleshoot that scenario for you and you won’t believe Nicole’s Top That story this week. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with another kid at school. Plus, please keep the listener's name suggestions coming! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.comFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm