Have Kids, They Said…

Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it cringe. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day! But soon enough we get wistful about the icons who taught us how to read: the OG Levar Burton! You’ll hear our thoughts on which parts of our bodies we should wash (non negotiable!), kids & having a ditch day, vaping and our thoughts on authority figures and what we all actually want to know: Did Rich have a rattail in the 80s?! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids!Thank you for listening to Have Kids, They Said! We love you! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by Nicole’s husband Matt Ryan for an exclusive & detailed conception story, (will they ever know for sure?). They also answer your questions about that hellhole daily grind of 5pm to bedtime, getting outside with your kids and could Rich be parent of the year?  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich experiences the biggest meltdown ever in public while his partner Sarah has a Mom’s Night Out where the gals let their hair down. Nicole hears all about the modern parenting trends right now and especially wants to let her kids get bored, but you can’t miss her story about one of kids letting a big one rip in the elevator. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

It’s time to debrief on the events of Mother’s Day because Nicole isn’t happy, and when did it become her responsibility to capture all the family memories!? Meanwhile, Rich is trying some new discipline techniques to stop the eye rolling and we hear your parenting questions about birthday party etiquette, maintaining friendships and more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Should parents still ground their kids? That's today's big topic, but first Nicole's hubby Matt makes a guest appearance to help settle an important debate: is it normal for men to do bathroom push-ups before sex? Plus, in "Top That" we hear why dog owners may want to avoid buying a Roomba and about the bonkers photo requests made by Rich's seatmate on a recent flight. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich dive into the week's hot pop culture news, from The Roast of Tom Brady to the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar rap beef—and you bet Nicole somehow manages to bring the convo back to Taylor Swift. They then answer your questions about healthy eating habits for kids, how to choose another couple to vacation with, and how to handle a toddler sneaking out at night. If you want to learn Rich and Nicole's early radio host nicknames, you won't want to miss this episode! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his mouth in various awkward encounters this week. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son has been up to mischief and her housecleaner shaming her bedroom antics. We hate cake pops, lice and Woody Woodpecker this week and you will laugh/cry too. Oh! And Nicole & Rich will be reunited soon and celebrate 20 years of friendship! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak parenting time all round! We hear from you this week, with your questions about travel, Justin Bieber & Jerry Seinfeld, when’s the right time to have another kid and what are three things we can’t live without. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically “time blind”. Rich is juggling some wildly competitive kids on the softball field. And we wanna know, are you ordering kids meals for yourself while dining out? Also Nicole interviews The Rock with an unfortunate interruption from her kid. Truly a ‘Have Kids They Said’ moment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of women’s sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it real like usual, according to Nicole. This episode you’re getting all the ups and downs of parent life: drama at the junior sports league, whether to book a cleaner or DIY, accidentally creating VIP kids and finally, we’ll find out what the difference between a hotel and a motel is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a little game of ‘Nerd OR Awesome?’ and we wanna know: what kind of books would you put on display on your newly built bookshelves? You’ll also get the lowdown on the team’s fave emojis, a bunch of fun listener questions and which fast food restaurant we’d want to literally bottle and make into a candle. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t everyone in New York have a friend who f*cked Jeter? This week Nicole hates that her son forgets to flush, not doing Target HER way, and not being able to see causing her to go the wrong way on the subway. Rich hates that his daughter isn’t being gentle with his son, that everything in their house is a competition, and his kids being picky. But that’s okay, because we’ve GOT to talk about how conjoined twin Abby Hensel got married. I mean… what does that entail. Rich and Nicole say what everyone is thinking. Finally, they top that with bad health days, not being the funniest person in the room, and is this cake?  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm