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Haven't Seen It Podcast

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Meet Alenka! There's a whole wide world of movies out there she hasn't seen. Tune in weekly as she hears about all the movies she hasn't seen through the eyes of our special guests! Will is there too.
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The missing podcasters of The R.I.P. Podcast return to regale us with the totally “true story” of 1999’s The Blair Witch Project!   Don’t open this bundle of sticks unless you want “The Witch’s Gift” Hot Chocolate rum or bourbon Cinnamon stick man (or pretzels, we won’t judge) marshmellow bits with grenadine or strawberry sauce to for some flesh-like goodness   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts! (https://linktr.ee/haventseenitpodcast)  
It’s a family affair in more ways than one when we’re joined by Alenka’s brother and horror fiction writer, Patrick Zac to discuss 1980’s, Jason-less (sort of), Friday the 13th!   You better know how to swim when jumping into “Crystal Lake” Blue caracao Vodka Drops of grenadine Sprig of rosemary   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
We talk about *checks notes* “Henry” Frankenstein with the spookily talented member of Bad Waitress, Katelyn Molgard!   “IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!” Be like the good doctor himself and create your own “Monster” Take whatever is left in your liquor cabinet and throw it all together   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
In our first #SpookyMovieMonth episode, iHorror writer and the Creepy Crafter herself, Kelly McNeely joins us to talk about the gooey mound of rotting flesh that is John Carpenter’s The Thing!   Before you drink, make sure you “Kill It With Fire” 2 glasses with vodka, green melon liqueur, vermouth, soda water, lemon/lime juice 1 glass with green melon liqueur, vermouth and A LOT of overproof alcohol (>60%) Get a friend to mix them around (or conveniently forget your self) Light each one on fire before you drink. Remember, YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYBODY   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
In her triumphant return to the podcast, Samantha Polzin gets only slightly tipsy while recounting one of her fav films from the 90s, My Girl!   We’ve put on our Mood Rings and we think we might die Gin AND Whiskey Soda water Spoonful of honey Squeeze of lemon/lime Garnish with blueberries   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
Alenka is confused by smol pens when we talk 2001’s A Beautiful Mind. Praising Russel Crowe’s aging ability are siblings TJ & Hailey Rector!   If math confuses you, then this drink doesn’t help  Vodka Cranberry accompanied by 3 empty shot glasses   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
All your rose-coloured memories of this Beatles-stravaganza are absolutely destroyed when Hayden Finkelshtain joins us to discuss 2007’s Across the Universe!   Hey Jude! Don’t be A BIG BABY! Drink some “Strawberry Fields” Gin or Vodka Smashed Strawberries with basil Soda water Squeeze of lemon Garnish with a stabbed strawberry   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
Alenka gets all kinds of scared (specifically by Toni Collette’s face) when we talk 2018’s Hereditary! Joining us on this episode is the multi-talented and hilarious Nicholas Arnold!   Warning, only drink this drink if you’re definitely not allergic to any of the ingredients or you may become “King Paimon’s Favourite” Chocolate smoothie or milkshake Spiked with rum Just a hint of peanut butter   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
Alenka tries her best to learn “Heptapod”, when we delve into 2016’s Arrival. Helping her out on this episode is singer/songwriter, and definitely not a professor of linguistics, Cale Crowe!   After drinking this “Coffee with Aliens”, you’ll definitely start to perceive all of time. Black Coffee Kraken Rum   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
It’s episode TWENTY BAYBEEEE! To mark this historic moment, we’re talking about the classic 1942 film Casablanca. We’ve brought on our Podfather himself, Reid Vanier; host of the The Doctor DC Podcast and a producer of our network, Brain Freeze Podcasts.   We’re not tossing this “Vichy Water” in the trash French Brandy Jägermeister Mix them together for German occupation or drink them separately for revolution! BONUS: Serve it in a coupe glass and feel extra dainty   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
It’s another #truestory time as we breakdown “the incident” surrounding 2017’s I, Tonya. Joining us to celebrate (or denigrate) the notorious Tonya Harding is Descendants Brewery trivia host and Laughs on Tap member Rebecca Young!   We’re a little bit country club and a little bit white trash while drinking the “Triple Axel” Whiskey or bourbon Champagne Top with shaved ice and lemon juice BONUS: Be like Will and accidentally buy sparkling red wine instead!   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
We’re back with Herbeaver to go real deep on family relations in the second half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding!   We’re all feeling the effects the Ouzo at this point BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss to make yourself a “Gus Portokalos”   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
IT’S A BIG FAT GREEK TWO PARTER! We discuss Nia Vardalos’ glow up in the first half of 2002’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding with our hilarious friends Heather, Mallory and Katie of the Toronto sketch comedy group HERBEAVER!   We’re keeping it simple and authentic for this episode’s drink Ouzo BONUS DRINK: Serve in a spray bottle with some Blue Sour Puss to make yourself a “Gus Portokalos”   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
“THEY’RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!” Our old friend, Rebecca Zehr, founder of Laughs on Tap joins us to talk a little too much about Sissy Spacek’s “dirty pillows” in 1976’s Carrie!   Embody the “Prom Queen” herself with our tasty drink   Rum Scoop of vanilla icecream Drizzle with any kind of red sauce/grenadine BONUS; if you’re feeling a little hungry, fry up a slice of bacon to top it!   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
Alenka’s housemate Dylon regales us with his animated retelling of the Coen Brothers’ Oscar winning neo-western No Country for Old Men!   Unlike Javier Bardem, this drink does not feature a shitty bowl cut   Take any alcohol and mix it with milk   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
This week, we mansplain our way through 2014’s Big Hero 6! Joining us on our journey through San Fransokyo are our good friends (or arch nemesis’?) Chris and Tamlynn from Cookie Biscuits Comedy!   Just like the lovable “Baymax”, our drink is fluffy and strong   Marshmallows soaked in vodka for 24hrs Mix in Irish Cream Top with any red fruit you want! (We chose raspberries)   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
INCEST! Now that we’ve got your attention, please listen to this week’s episode featuring Danny Morrison, host of the popular YouTube channel MutantMuseum! Danny brings his A-game of funny voices to describe 2015’s Crimson Peak, starring Doug Jones and only Doug Jones.   On this episode, we’re throwing back some “Red Clay”s    Whiskey Grenadine Any Red juice! (Seriously, anything red you can think of, just chuck it in)   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
On this episode we go skin deep (okay, that was a bad one) into 1991’s The Silence of the Lambs! Joining us to discuss this classic, albeit somewhat problematic movie is cohost of The Recommendation Game, Orla McNelis!   In what is quite possibly our most disgusting drink to date, we’re slurping down the “Quid Pro Quo”   Vodka vermouth A “nice” chianti Lemon juice Garnish with some fava beans BONUS GROSSNESS: whip up the bean juice into a frothy bean cream to top the drink with! You WILL regret it!   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
P.T. Barnum; charming champion of human rights or gross exploiter of the oppressed? Either way, we love Hugh Jackman. To help us decide we brought on Dan Brenneman of the Giamatti! Giamatti! Giamatti! Podcast, as we answer the ultimate question; is Paul Giamatti in this movie?   Today we’re drinking “G&T Barnum”   Classic Gin & Tonic presented in the “freakiest” glass you own   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
Alenka gets real heated about how lame Eduardo Saverin is in David Fincher’s The Social Network! Joining us to make fun of all the Sorkinisms is Jared Stryker & Kieron Higgs from Laughs On Tap!   Just like Facebook, our drink is addictive, blue and definitely not selling all of your information; it’s “The Berg”   Gin as bitter as Jesse Eisenbergs portrayal Blue curacao for how much of a sad boi he is Squeeze of lemon juice for that sour look of his Finish it off with splash of Voss sparkling water (for Winklevoss, or you know cause he's rich)  BONUS: Add some actual bitters cause he's just so darn bitter   Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_Seen_It   You can listen to Haven’t Seen It Podcast anywhere you find your podcasts!
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