Heat Death of the Universe

<p>Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.</p>

249 - Behold the Invisible Hand of Mangionean Excellence

The Co-Pay Killer, The Invisible Hand, The Claims Adjuster...Luigi. We dig into the past week of wild developments in the saga of the United Healthcare CEO and the Permanent Denial of Coverage: folk hero status, unhinged and sneering op-eds, oceans of contradictions, ideological mask-dropping, copycats, Elon Musk using human shields, and more!Syria's collapse and rebirth as something almost definitely worse.South Korea's martial law debacle unravels to reveal cartoonishly stupid though potent...

12-14
01:41:04

248 - Thoughts and Prayers Are Out-of-Network, A Bullet in Brain is a Pre-Existing Condition + Laugh Tracks, and Still Somehow Being Pathologically Bored in the USA

Quick hits on the Destiny/Nick Fuentes sex tape & how we should never firget Pine Eleven. South Korea (and therefore Josh of the pod) was under martial law recently.Hunter Biden has been pardoned of all crimes committed known or unknown for the past 11 years. Hmm, what started happening in 2014??The Co-Pay Killer unites our divided nation (kinda) and hopefully helps create an atmosphere of fear and paranoia amongst the murderous ruling class. People can only be dehumanized and immise...

12-08
01:35:23

247 - Unalivesgiving Miracles Are All Around Us

In true Thanksgiving miracle fashion, Virgil "Alexis" Texas emerges from the banishment of the podcast wilds to weigh in on the annoyingly persistent article-fodder question of 'Can liberals podcast as hard as conservatives?' The Kamala Harris campaign looks more and more like just another $1.5 billion dollar scam. Crooked Media is advertising on the Megyn Kelly Show (while the Red Scare morons are guests) — the Fayfabe, it grows! Who wore their meaningless Thanksgiving missive...

12-02
01:53:12

246 - A Fresh Batch of National Humiliation Rituals

After missing a week, we catch up on the Trump cabinet picks and the most recent developments therein. How much of 2016 will be painfully and absurdly repeated or not? Will the brave Alec Baldwin say "YOU'RE WELCOME" to the nation once more? Biden stumbles—like up so many stairs to Air Force One—ever closer towards igniting a nuclear exchange with Russia before leaving his personal mortal coil.The ICC issues arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant. Commiserate on Discord: dis...

11-25
01:33:44

245 - The United States of America: Eternal Recurrence Edition

Another autopsy on/vivisection of the poisoned, confused, bloated, murderous and twitching corpse of the Greatest Democracy in the Universe For All Time in Perpetuity, No Take-Backsies.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGenral RecommendationsJosh's Recommendations: 1) Electronic Intifada 2) Monodweiss 3) Geopolitical Economy Report 4) The Grayzone 5) Useful Idiots 6) Middle East Eye 7) The Cradle 8) Two upcoming movie...

11-09
01:36:03

244 - The Rise and Fall of the Megalopolian Empire

We review Francis Ford Coppola's polarizing, self-funded, $120 million dollar, sci-fi epic, Megalopolis. A film forty plus years in the making, which possibily predicted 9/11, is jammed full of oft-disjointed dialogue, Shakespearean theatrics, experimental cinematography and effects, allegedly THC-fueled throughout, undergirded by undergraduate philosophical fixations, bepopulate with very talented performers, and despite most people's reactions, positive or less than, there seems to be a lar...

11-03
02:09:46

243 - Well Then Who Ever Will Uphold the Groceries For Genocide Program?!

We talk about the state of Horse Race 2024, and each camp's various attempts at outreach and appearing human-esque. Tony Hinchcliff more like "Tony Should Jump Off a Cliff," amirite, folks?? Then Tim reports from the field about Ana Kasparian's supposed mental breakdown and we get into the whole wide world of youtube leftist gossip shows (just one, really). We both hype up Megalopolis and tease the possibility of covering it on the show.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: pa...

10-29
01:50:31

242 - The Shooting While Mewling Narcissists of Zion | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 008

Enter the Extremely Above Ground Bunker of the mind, gather 'round the hearth, warm your hands by its digitized fireplace, and settle in for:Journalist Jeremy Loffredo being freed from the tyrannical grip of the Most Moral Police State in the World.An in-depth examination of one of the most mindboggling interviews in recent memory, with some Great Male Narcissist novelist.Israeli "Settlers" line up at the Gazan border for a celebratory summit, all eagerly awaiting their chance to colonize the...

10-25
02:04:15

241 - Welcome to Jordan Peterson's Hotep A.I. University!

Facial recognition's in the supermarket aisle: up to no good or good no to up?Just how happy were migrant laborers to be working through the floods and the record shattering hurricanes?These QR codes are out of fucking control.John Mulaney takes the AI industry's money and mocks them mercilessly for it.What's it like to attend Jordan Peterson's online uNiVeRsiTy?Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgGenral Recommendation...

10-21
01:19:41

240 - The Nauseating Charade is Gossamer Thin | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 007

The sadly beautiful and beautifully sad Human Experiment™ as seen at 17,000 miles per hour. Continued. Transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker once again.Some lurking into the strange world of GㅇㅇGㄴㅌMaps as it relates to bizarre, yet officially reviewed places within the walls of the White House. Some off the cuff remarks about USA domestic political twaddle. The US accelerates toward war with Iran.The Biden admin will not stop fucking around with pretending to be peeved ...

10-18
02:00:53

239 - Entering the Raffle to Do Falconry with RFK Jr & Go Hiking With Mengele

We convene, mashing our zany and/or very hungover energies together, to discuss various bribery schemes to make people profess certain political ideologies or vote in certain directions, as well as contests to go "hawking" with RFK or whale watching with him and his wife. Kamala's having trouble using words. Obama's letting his subtlety game slip a bit while lecturing Black dudes about how they need to VOTE the right way. Nazis invade St. Louis. A German Nazi dies while trying to hike Hitler'...

10-14
01:43:59

238 - A Memorial to the Victims of It All | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 006

Another spate of global happenings as seen/transmitted from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker by Heat Death of the Universe's cosmonautical microphonist, Joshua Nomen-Mutatio.The Memorial to the Victims of Communism in Ottawa has run into a little Third Reich-ish type snag recently.The slowmotion sea change on Ukraine continues as more and more high ranking officials seem ready to give up what was always an unwinnable war with Russia.US helps keep Ukrainian soldiers from fleeing the battlefie...

10-10
01:32:29

237 - Room 237 Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Celebrate a Three Digit Number

We discuss the subjective documentary Room 237 in which a handful of obsessive armchair theorists share their various interpretations of Stanley Kubrick's masterclass in splicing arthouse ambiguity with genre trope driven narrative, The Shining. What's in between each frame in these frame-by-frame analyses? North American genocide? Freudian treatise? A false moon landing confessional? Subliminal advertising techniques on display and under scrutiny? The historic ripples and echoes of the Third...

10-07
01:26:55

236 - Post the Pain Away | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 005

Curl up with a good doom scrolling device and get real cozy in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker and step into the spotlit amphitheater of the mind as Josh sifts through piles of current geopolitical events including but not limited to: More vile threats/"jokes" about beepers coming from elected officials.US Department of War spokespeople being heinous as usual.The stupid fucking Blue vs Red horserace drags on and Dems keep crowing about how great their bipartisan immigration bill is des...

10-03
01:50:19

235 - Most People Don't Know This, But Karl Marx Actually Wrote in German and Joe Rogan's Nipples Were Lactating During His Standup Special

The British version of Joe Rogan tries to get deep about the true meaning behind Kamala's platitudes with reknowned pompous blowhard Eric Weinstein.Evangelical Christians on the verge of taking the Christ out of Christianity and how does this relate to organized labor in the United States?MAGA nation takes on the oppressors over at Big Baseball.Trump ranks some self-described "Black Nazi Perv" alongside MLK.The Hollywood Hills are being overrun by the unhoused and no one can figure out who's ...

09-29
01:45:38

234 - De-escalation Through Escalation: Orwell's Grave-Spinning Reaches Lightspeed | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 004

More transmission compiled and sent during human moments in World War III, from the atom mother satellite's heart in the Extremely Above Ground Bunker.US-NATO-Ukraine relations push the planet ever closer to committing seppuku with a big ass nuclear warhead.Ansarallah will hopefully form an alliance with the astronomers of the world and wage war on Elon Musk's Starlink satellites.The US tries to censor and ban African Stream media, and tells on its racist self big time in the process.Israel d...

09-26
02:11:48

233 - Tom "Lil Goebbles" Cotton and Eve "Dead Name" Barlow Specifically Requested to Be Waterboarded With Solid Gold Bricks

October 7th: The Play: The Movie: The Musical: The Coupon: The RideEve Fartlow wants us to know her deep suffering, her righteous laughter at dead and mutilated civilians, and appreciate the thousands of years everyone has enjoy the humor and intellectual achievements of her people.Tom Cotton found to be Freudianly slippin' on main. Also, been caught stealin' gold in Iraq.New Havana Syndrome just dropped. Trump rally attendees report mysterious eye maladies.Trump misgenders at his own peril.I...

09-21
01:55:02

232 - Israel Has the Right to Autoerotically Asphyxiate Itself Straight to Shamayim | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 003

I begin my full orbit around the Earth while positioned over southeast Asia, delivering my observations upon terra firma via the podcasting apparati. News items (ordered, more or less, from the most grim and bleak to the least) from the following nations are commented upon and delivered:LebanonIsraelItalyYemenAfghanistanRussiaUSAMexicoEcuadorBrazilSwitzerlandSpecial thanks to KNOWER for the vocal sample in the intro music.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzspr...

09-19
01:34:20

231 - Joe "Skipped the Final Flight School Lesson" Biden Will Do 9/11 Tomorrow

Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil, does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi "The Butcher of Palestine" Netanyahu.AI music scams in the grand grifting USA tradition, as old as the Republic and what this nation was built upon + AI cries for help and roboticized tears.Joe R-Word Biden has a 9/11 to get ta doin', mack! Kamala continues to be honored by Republicans and MegaCorporations endorsing her brat ass candid...

09-15
02:05:43

230 - This Colorless Transparent Fireworks Display of the Mind | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 002

Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace.These Are The 10 Worst Ads Exploiting The 9/11 AttacksNew Popular Front rallies French to save democracy from Macron-Le Pen coupTurkey's Erdogan Pretends to Support Gaza While Cozying Up to the US War MachineMore endless hell from Israel-Palestine.South Korean solidarity with ...

09-11
01:13:56

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