We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the "weird history" of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899. After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark Side of the Internet. We talk Tate but we moreso talk about the documentary's larger preoccupation with the evils of algorithms and AI and one USofA flag-hugging, Filet-O-Fish®-gobbling...
The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about:Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who Does He Think He Is, Saint Nicolás Maduro?, Remarks John Bolton, Other Assholes.The Venezualan government stole Air Force One. Or possibly it's the o...
Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review. Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024.Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgMore From Timothy Robert BuechnerPodcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co T...
We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang.We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age.What's going on with all the "ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire" by the Politics of Joy USA Party?Joe Biden has completely disappeared from our minds once again. He's the President still, yeah?Other assorted CocoWalznutz odds and ends.What's really going on b...
We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell endorsement of Trump and the most hilarious possible cabinet positions he may receive as quid pro quo. Credit for the title of this episode to u/girl_debored. Commis...
Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump.Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends.Do CEO lives matter? Does boycotting work? Or is Starbucks just shuffling money and people around like always?Biden's going to cure cancer and keep the weapons flowing to Israel from beyond the grave.Hey Tikto...
We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will to power and waxing will to gorge on shitty food, the bullshit insanity of the US criticizing Venezuala's democratic processes, Maduro's willingness to fist fight Elon Mu...
Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun? Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie!)Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc.The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical consultant to the Thiel-Vance Chimera. (Also, Josh tells riveting tale of once having been on the same flight as His Majesty King Yarvin.)Let the c...
Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good LookWe talk RNC. We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not fighting the deep state, is just another neocon in "populist" clothing, and has just chosen the embodiment of the deep state as his running mate and his running mate's puppet master, Peter...
Hear ye, hear ye! Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including 90s dual-film-releases (a la Armageddon/Deep Impact, Volcano/Dante's Peak), Biden's pathetic "Big Boy" press conference, CrossFit/suicide, robot suicide, France's ...
Because there is nothing going on in the world, in history, across the infinite spatio-temporal expanses . . . we watched a movie that Time forgot or never knew to even try to remember, Wilder Napalm (Trailer & Full Movie). Adrian DeLaTorre (@b00tz2big, Never Seen It) joins us once again to meditate upon a timeless tale of two brothers who can generate and control fire with their minds. One (Dennis Quaid) is a brash carnival clown seeking fame and fortune via his powers, the other (Arliss...
Thanks, Joe! Listen, cornfatpop, I've always said you're fit as a ponyfaced fiddle!See the endorsement video here: President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast!Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgMore From Timothy Robert BuechnerPodcast: Q&T ARETweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locationsheatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPl...
Discuss the hilarious reactions to the presidential debate as massive swaths of the population suddenly realize and/or admit Joe Biden's obvious senility which many maligned people have been screaming from the rooftops since 2019.Julian Assange is free! Good news so unbelievable that's it's surreal. For once.Absolutely unhinged Israelis and their supporters in Britain try to "take back" the watermelon symbol, something adopted by Palestinians as a response to having their flag banned and marg...
We talk about and often over the first of three 2024 presidential debates between two uniquely unhinged and brain-damaged purveyors of straight up foolishness—LIVE!—as it unfolded before the world's horrified and jaded eyes. First attempt at doing anything video related with the podcast, so apologies for the glitchy quality of the actual debate video. See the video here. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport: patreon / buzzsproutNever Forget: standwithdanielhale.orgMore F...
We finish discussing the latter three episodes of The Daily Wire's mind-bogglingly unfunny anti-woke abomination, Mr. Birchum. But before we dive into all that we have a brief free-form conversation that contains talk of feeling like having been forced into secret time travel due to public menaces like Adam Carolla and Tucker Carlson seeming to not know what year they currently live in, the glory of early Zach Galifianakis standup comedy, Louisana's recently enacted law making the posting of ...
Amazonian tribe gets the internet for the first time via Elon Musk and its society immediately degenerates into financial scams and porn addiction.Pair of Evangelical weirdo fascists upset about the name of a quaint seaside Californian town taking the 'Christ' out of Fuckin' in the Backseat Lover's Point & Makeout Ridge.Chinese People Exist...BUT AT WHAT COST??!?Learn about the existence of an elusive black market for chintzy paintings stolen by no-good-nik irony-poisoned millenials from ...
Briahna Joy Gray booted from her job for crimes against zionistic propaganda.Joe Brandon one million percent shat himself on stage while memorializing D-Day.LGBT-GOP? Delusional or really delusional?Dark Brandon pleases Blue MAGA by doing exactly what Red MAGA wants.Nikki Haley signs munitions ("Finish them!") that will be or already certainly have been dropped on the heads of non-combatants/non-humans in Gaza.The Biden-Harris campaign motto seems a tad ominous and nearly the same as Nikki Ha...
We discuss The Daily Wire's latest original "entertainment" programming, Mr. Birchum, which is shockingly unfunny and politically stale even by Daily Wire standards, all thanks to Adam Corolla's insistance that people will love the musings and non-adventures of his wildly beloved woodshop teacher character, Mr. Birchum. It's so fucking unbelievably bad. We cover the first the three episodes and still are unable to thoroughly cover everything that's notably wrong with them in 2.5 hours. So we ...
Quick Q&A in our accidental new segment Korea Korner.The ICC, the ICJ, and belligerance and mafioso style threats made by Lindsey Graham, Tony Blinken et al.Cartoonishly Evil Business Cabal's WhatApp Chat Gets Leaked, Consent No Longer Needs Manufacturing (+Remember Noam Chomsky being on the Epstein flight logs??)IDF threatens literal prepubescent children with wanted poster leaflets rained down from the sky, telling them to turn themselves in for being Hamas agents or face the consequenc...
Anthony Blinken rocks in the free world and eats pizza in a Nazi restaurant.[Factual correction: 48, not "like a hundred," people died in the Odessa Trade Union Fire.]Biden channels Dirty Harry and now we have three debates between him and Trump to look forward to. Huge windfall for the pharmacuetical amphetimine industry.Morning Joe gets righteously cucked by his own father-in-law, on TV, in front of his wife, back in 2009 RE Israel-Palestine.Biden shockingly continues to sell weapons to Isr...