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This is the OFFICIAL Heffron and Reep Show, voted the #1 podcast by both the "World Podcast Federation" and the "Podcasting Ranking Association." The show is hosted by 2 stand-up comedians and "Last Comic Standing" winners, John Heffron and Jon Reep. They talk about a variety of different topics, all focused around entertaining you the listener. And, as a added BONUS, by listening to the Heffron & Reep Show, you'll avoid pain in your neck and back region, replaced by the feeling of immense pleasure. So, ask yourself, isn't that what you really want?
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What’s Heffron’s baby tooth worth? And why did the Tooth Fairy stiff him?Check out Heffron’s new toys! What 80s action figures did he get in the mail?Listen to Reep’s scary weekend story… was he and his friends staying at Old Man McGillicuddy’s haunted cabin?Heffron tells a “Knock Knock Road” story.And the guys discuss a Hometown Swap, or City Swap, or Trading Towns with Heffron & Reep.
John Heffron and Jon Reep share some stories from their time on the road.And then they bring in live listeners to play some trivia.It's a great episode filled with fun stories and laughter.
Jon talks about giving away his $900 residual check to a listener, John lets us know he has been text messaging the wrong person for years, there's some Super Bowl talk, 80s and 90s trivia, and some sing-alongs. And the question that defines our times: who would win in a cage fight - Simply Red or Simple Minds?
Ep83 - Sleep Study Slasher

Ep83 - Sleep Study Slasher

2021-02-0401:30:40

Could a good slasher movie be made set during a sleep study?"That snoring is KILLING me!"Lots of whistling, humming, and "grandma-singing". Lucid dreams and period parties are discussed, along with some more 80s/90s trivia.And "We Built This City" was NOT sung by REO Speedwagon.
Ep82 - Father Figure

Ep82 - Father Figure

2021-01-2101:27:04

Was George Michael the best singer of all time?What is a Buffalo Stance?Is Jon getting married?What would a prom or school-dance restaurant look like? Let's bring back awkward slow dancing.And what if you've been around the world and... you can't find your baby?More 80s and 90s trivia with Jon, John, and the live listeners.
John opens by reminder listeners that everything sucks right now... and he and Jon are playing the part of Wallace Hartley's Orchestra on the Titanic. (Look it up.)Then on to lighter topics... such as John's exercise routine, how much the guys hat the bottom freezer drawer on refrigerators and Jon's addiction to Lean Cuisine's Swedish Meatballs.When exactly do you get the "Runner's High", and is there a way to skip directly to that part?Do the dentist and the hygienist always seem to have "a thing" going on, or is that just in Jon and John's heads?Pigs in a blanket... air fryers... and blow dart guns.But really, this episode is all about Tater Tots.
Heffron's out sick, so it's just Jon Reep and show producer THE Alan Jackson playing rounds of 80s and 90s trivia with participation from the live audience.Yeah, it's not our best episode... but it was still some fun to have at the end of 2020.
Ep79 - POWERARM

Ep79 - POWERARM

2020-12-2901:25:23

Does Jon look like the young red-haired Santa from the old television specials?John’s Beard is gone. He shares the reason for getting rid of it.Hire Heffron & Reep as your Comedy Coaches.What's the worst Christmas gift to give your significant other? Could it be... a scale?What should be the last year you get a “kid gift” at Christmas before you transition to “adult gifts”? Jon and John feel this age should be called the “Jump Year.”And... what is POWERARM? And what does it have to do with John Heffron's childhood?
Jon and John discuss their laundry routine in great detail. Exactly how many pairs of underwear does John own?Jon talks about his upcoming cruise and the joys of cruisin' life.John Heffron… acclaimed actor. “And now… I’m dead.”Jon shares some audition stories, including hanging with Aston Kutcher in his trailer for “Punk’d”.And they discuss candles that smell like a mouth full of… what was that again?
Reno Collier joins the show again from Nashville with a cameo appearance by Dusty Slay.John and Jon also welcome super fan Shane Kelly to discuss the idea of crashing corporate Zoom meetings.
Who wants to join the Heffron & Reep Pickleball team?John and Jon discuss the need to retire the phrase "HEADS UP!" and move to something less dangerous.Heffron discusses his wrestling days, while Jon talks openly about his regret in playing jokes on an old school mate (#SorryGardner).And the return of the Hickory Dancing Machine, live on the Heffron & Reep Podcast.
Ep75 - Got Melk?

Ep75 - Got Melk?

2020-11-2601:47:34

Heffron's going mobile and getting ready to live a trailer life.Where did Jon's soul patch go?Here's a great holiday shopping idea from Heffron: Get your kids a lock-picking kit! Crack into any safe you want!Amazon took off Heffron's pants!What are the Most Requested Numbers of 2020?And coming soon... The Heffron & Reep's Artisanal Pen De-Clicking Service. Solving all your troublesome pen clicking and de-clicking needs with an artist's touch.
Ep74 - Respect the Tape

Ep74 - Respect the Tape

2020-11-1901:08:071

Heffron describes his breathing exercise before going out on stage.Helpful tip: Don’t put your feet up on the comedian’s stage. “It’s our time up here!”Are we going back into lockdown?Heffron bought cookie dough from his neighbor.Jon gets campaign advice from special guest Topher Morrison as he prepares to run for the Mayor of Hickory. Possible slogan: “Give Folks a Reason to Stay… and Be Happy.”Oh, and Heffron has grown half-an-inch. Probably thanks to his DDP workout.
Jon shares how he spends a lot of time watching TV with his mother, while John describes his experience watching the 80s film "Zapped!".Can you build Hallmark Movie titles from the plot of 80s sex comedies?Jon makes a big announcement... is his running for public office in his hometown of Hickory?And what happened on this date in 1989? "FREEDOM!"
Ep72 - The Jordache Look!

Ep72 - The Jordache Look!

2020-11-0501:06:56

Fun with numbers, talking about malls and jeans, and since the world is burning, please go ahead and release The Mandalorian!Seriously, though... there's a lot of talk about jeans. Like, a LOT. Mainly about Jordache jeans and whether or not they were ever made for men.Does Heffron have "The Jordache Look"?
Heffron took the night off, so Reep brings in special guest Reno Collier to help fill the slot.Learn about the Fighting Christians! They kick your ass, then make sure to apologize and repent for it afterwards.This week's discussion is all about 80s TV shows. Did Balki from Perfect Strangers rip off Yakov Smirnoff?And what do Andy Williams and Reverend Kane from Poltergeist 2 have in common?"Can I talk to you about Reverse Mortgages"?
Heffron joins the show from his cold barn… with a tractor as his backdrop... while Jon enjoys the warmth of a toasty studio.Is a Falconeer showing up at Heffron’s show? John also gets threatened at a comedy club to remove his mask for a photo opp.Then, Jeff Richards zooms in to give Jon and John some impersonation homework.Followed by Reno Collier, who develops a plan with Jon and John to build a new comedy club... and then immediately tear it down.
Ep69 - Unboxing the Box

Ep69 - Unboxing the Box

2020-10-1501:16:32

According to studies, Farmers tend to get more "action", if you know what we mean. What other professions tend to do well in that department? At least it's not architects.Imagine an "Indecent Proposal"... but for your dog. A million bucks for your pet pooch?Did John Heffron really meet Eddie Van Halen outside an adult video store?Oh, and there's a 70-year-old "Running Man" terrorizing Heffron.Check out the guys UNBOXING the new BOX they got in from a fan. They love UNBOXING things. As in UNBOXING any BOXES they receive in the mail.
Ep68 - The Baby Tooth

Ep68 - The Baby Tooth

2020-10-0801:26:59

John's a candlemaker... and has photos to prove it.Jon’s Mom’s tooth was up for sale at a yard sale, which leads to John talking about the baby tooth that’s still in his mouth.And watch the first online breakdancing competition, live on Heffron & Reep!
The tension builds as Heffron decides to share a photo of his ingrown toenail with Reep and the audience live on the show.This episode brought to you by the song "Roll To Me" by Del Amitri.Do we need glasses to help us find our glasses? And what are socially-aware bees?Become a Heffron and Reep supporter and you could have one of his ingrown toenails named after you.
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