Helen's Log

<p>Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.</p><br /><p>From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. </p><br /><p>Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.</p><br /><p>It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.</p><hr /><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

18. Christmas, Cheese, Christingles

Merry Christmas one and all! Santa’s been and Call the Midwife is nearly on the telly. We hope you’re having a wonderful day full of mince pies and cheer. Come celebrate with us as we discuss gifts, Christmas dinner, families, a Santa phobia and disappearing dads. Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Soho Theatre Ticketshttps://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Buy our Helen’s Log merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcastGet tickets to Alison’s tour:http://alisonspittle.com/Follow Alison on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/alisonspittle/?hl=enPlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-25
51:49

17. Mary, Middle Names, Myrrh with (the return of) Alison Spittle

It’s nearly Christmas so this week we’re bad mouthing King Herod and discussing the Nativity at length. Better yet, we have dear friend of the pod Alison Spittle back to help us. You can look forward to bitching about the three wise men and getting the part of Mary. There’s also some theatre recommendations along the way.Email us!helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/helenslogOr watch full episodes on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauerHelen’s Soho Theatre Ticketshttps://www.helenbauer.co.uk/Buy our Helen’s Log merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcastGet tickets to Alison’s tour:http://alisonspittle.com/Follow Alison on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/alisonspittle/?hl=enPlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-18
01:07:02

16.⁠ ⁠Bedtime, Builders, Brains

Come shopping at Claire’s Accessories with us while we discuss what pyjamas we’re wearing, our unfortunate spotify wrapped, advocating for yourself and emotional intelligence. You can also expect a detailed account of Helen’s countryside weekend and why we still hate Hilary’s blinds. Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Soho Theatre Ticketshttps://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Buy our Helen’s Log merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcastPlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-11
01:00:38

15.⁠ ⁠Hobbies, Hips, Hostels with Lara Ricote

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and what better way to kick it off than with the perfect gift, our guest Lara Ricote. We’ve got song covers, steaks, first grinds, an unfortunate Murphy bed incident and travelling tales with a magic man or two. And if one guest wasn’t exciting enough we have a very special drop in from dear friend of the pod, the fantastic Amy Anette!Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Soho Theatre Ticketshttps://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Buy our Helen’s Log merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcastLara’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/lararicote?igsh=bGVha2U0NmY0MXJpTickets to Amy’s Showhttps://sohotheatre.com/events/amy-annette-busy-body/Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12-04
01:01:08

14. Pigeons, Pirates, Pokemon with James Acaster

This week we’re going back to school with James Acaster and we could not be more excited about it. Come and reminisce with us about school politics, trips, mischief and much more. Of course there’s an armpit ordeal and a lengthy discussion about christian rock bands along the way.And a sneak preview to our extra patreon episode too..Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Soho Theatre Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Buy our Helen’s Log merch!https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcastPlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-27
01:08:47

13.⁠ ⁠Sister Act, Socks, Sam Ryder

It’s been a real tester of a morning and it’s going to be one of those episodes. We’ve got stuff in our eyes but we’re still standing, and doing a podcast, somehow. Not all heroes wear capes. This week we’re talking musicals, wearing thermals, divorced (and nudist) grandparents, parties, soup and pure chaos. Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-20
01:00:58

12. Premier Inn, Poirot, Pimples

Today we’re taking a tour of the airport including an exclusive trip to the Easy Jet hotel. So grab your dream matte mouse and pop some pimples with us as we discuss the beauty myth and whether Willy Wonka would be cancelled. And a patreon episode preview for you...Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-13
01:02:38

11. ⁠Swimming, Sertraline, Soup with Ed Gamble

This week we enter the Truman show and Ed, our fantastic guest, teaches us podcast etiquette. Join us for a whirlwind of numbers not making sense, chilli con carne at 5.30 and our new sofa’s questionable height.Email us!helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/helenslogOr watch full episodes on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauerHelen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins,Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-06
01:06:07

10. Halloween, Hauntings and Hocus Pocus

It’s the Halloween special and we’ve summoned all our courage, playground gossip and a couple of spirits in order to bring you a ghoulish hour. Gather your pumpkins, turn down the lights and prepare to be spooked. Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Karen Gibson,Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-30
01:05:37

9. Childhood, Crows and The Crimean War with Pierre Novellie

This week we’re trying to become better people by learning. Thankfully Pierre Novellie is here to teach us. Grab your graduation gowns and join us for the titanic museum, a golden goose and the Crimean war. Email us your ghost stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Pierre’s Podcasts:Button boys:https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/button-boys/id1827054353Bud Pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/budpod-with-glenn-moore-pierre-novellie/id1454237999Find tickets & dates to Pierre’s tour here: https://www.pierrenovellie.comPlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D,  Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Karen Gibson, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-23
01:09:46

8. Lamps, Luton and Lashminas

Helen’s brought her sad lamp in and Trusty Hogs Em is back! Here to talk through this week's hot topics including sweating in caves, men’s mental health and why the hell would you put a wax work at the edge of a door?Please email in, we want to hear your embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Em and Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-16
01:05:42

7.⁠ ⁠Stickers, Supplements and Strops with Rose Matafeo

Everyone is in a mood this week but we are chatting through it because female anger is important and thank goodness dream girl Rose Matafeo came and fully charmed us all whilst wearing a Goofy hat.Please email in, we want to hear your embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon  / helenslog  Or watch full episodes on YouTube  / @helenbabauer  Helen’s Instagram / helenbabauer  Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Elle, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, Jae Jeremiah-Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Bee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-09
01:05:02

6. Corn Beef, Conception, Class with Alison Spittle

We are truly blessed to have the fantastic Alison Spittle with us. Cheeseburger confessions, having the hots for shrek, nose blowing crimes and Helen and Alison discuss their own personal Everest climb i.e. their journey to Edinburgh festival.Please email in, we want to hear your embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Alison’s Only fanshttps://onlyfans.com/alisonspittlePlease don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-02
59:59

5.⁠ ⁠Castles, Coronation, Chicken

What do the battle of Hastings, Christmas day and coronation chicken all have in common? Strap in because you’re about to find out. Better still, Helen reads our first listener’s embarrassing story so we can all share a collective cringe together.Please email in, we want to hear your problems/embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-25
01:05:46

4. DVD’s, Doors and Drama with Nathan D’Arcy Roberts

Helen’s been to Leeds, she’s had a lovely time albeit a panic attack and now her housemate has come to the log to dish out all the dirt. It’s the clash of the titans as this week we discuss big TV’s, lime green doors and Downton Abbey’s theme tune.Please email in, we want to hear your problems/embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets -https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-18
01:05:26

3. Trips, Trains and Tootsie

Number 3. The magic number. It’s been a stressful morning but we’re charmed to log on and chat through a much better week full of chilli festivals, musicals, big toilets and our first listener’s problem! Please email in, we want to hear your problems/embarrassing stories! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets - https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Noëlle Bucher, Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-11
01:00:49

2. Cold Cuts, Cannibals and Cum with Amy Annette

It’s week two! This week we have our first guest ,the wonderful Amy Anette, and of course that means discussing life’s important questions: what’s your perfect sandwich? Did Gareth Gates write a Christmas song? And what is wet mouth?Please email in, we want to hear your problems! helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets - https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Anthony Conway, Asa, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Michael Ellis Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond,Peter New, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sadie Cashmore, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsaiThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-04
01:00:36

1. Grease, Gall and Gal Pals

A tale of the summer that was. Sure first episodes are normally for a big introduction but we just jump straight in to summer 2025 and chat Grease, Gall Stones and Gal Pals and many tangents we must not list. And yeah, we made an email helenslogpodcast@gmail.comTo hear more join Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/helenslog Or watch full episodes on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauerHelen’s Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer Helen’s Tour Tickets - https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/ Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the DAY ONE LOGGERS:Alex McPugh, Asa, Charley, Claire Owen-Jones, Dean Michael, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Jan, Jocelyn Hughes, Kelly Campbell, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Luke Bright, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Rachel, Rebecca Locke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Simon Moores, Sophie, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina LinseyThis episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer (Helen’s pet) and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-28
01:04:44

Introducing… Helen's Log

Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - it’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-18
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