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Hello Dysfunction

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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the dysfunction in their lives, sexual knowledge, and outrageous personal views on current events. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.
60 Episodes
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59: F*CK FRED

59: F*CK FRED

2019-12-1201:25:59

Rainy days, kids know when you’re gay, celebrity tension, ‘tis the season for kindness, culture vultures, Crystal’s Animal Rescue is still in business, don’t share contact lenses and be nice to strangers that text you. Enjoy xo
58: DON’T SPIT START IT

58: DON’T SPIT START IT

2019-12-0401:36:291

Live show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, possible potato crisis, signing up for Better Help, listener questions, I probably won’t let an animal get raped. Enjoy xoBetterHelp.com/Hello
57: 15 Dogs Are Missing

57: 15 Dogs Are Missing

2019-11-2701:15:02

Vacation observations, don’t take your dog’s pills, poop forensics, respect other laws and cultures while visiting abroad, T.I. is still gross, Bezos’ latest donation, and don’t use my good paper towels. Enjoy xoSponsored by Betterhelp.com use code: Hello for 10% off Betterhelp.com/Hello
56: “Two Live Crew”

56: “Two Live Crew”

2019-11-2001:18:181

Happy Anniversary. This week’s episode was recorded live before a studio audience. Crystal revisits a childhood kidnapping. Would you paint your son’s nails? Don’t lock your customers inside the store. Shameful OCD subtypes. Men definitely fake orgasms.
It’s National Kindness Day, is Rodney Reed a serial rapist? Dottie is leaking clear sh*t, there‘s actually a narcissism spectrum, don’t check anyone’s hymen and stop wasting paper towels.XOinstagram/@hellodysfunctionFacebook/hellodysfunction
54: I Better Not Be Burnt

54: I Better Not Be Burnt

2019-11-0601:33:451

This week the girls periods are syncing in studio 54 with a Halloween recap, no one wants to get drunk and go to bed alone, an absent speculum, always check your tires, strange news and the first round of attendees drawn!Enjoy xoinstagram/@hellodysfunctionFacebook/hellodysfunction
53: 11 Dicks

53: 11 Dicks

2019-10-3001:06:592

Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’re on speakerphone, Kanye does gospel, the universe is being weird, Always removed a logo no one really cares about, don’t be racist for Halloween Enjoy xo
Cringy words, Crystal has another damn cat, prepare your kids for sticky situations, yoni pearls, blood diapers, the joker, trauma makes you great and a few listener questions.Enjoy xoT-shirts & Sweatshirts Available at Hellodysfunction.com
Kids are difficult, tell your car you love it, the Joker hits home, planned electricity suspension scare, Pata Fria was in a low speed chase with the cops and lots of listener questionsEnjoy xo
The joys of getting old, Pata Fria is still a practicing doctor, true love of true crime, Amber Guyger is guilty, read more books and parenting woes. Enjoy xo
Typical post break up transformation, Crystal got some new wheels, stranger’s awkward convos, everything is linked to parenting, unusual attractions and white privilege Enjoy.
48: Double D Donyah

48: Double D Donyah

2019-09-1701:24:55

Pata Fria’s been getting artsy, Crystal is still car shopping, dreams and your memory are married, tarot readings coming soon, and don’t support shitty celebrities. Enjoy.
47: Ancestry is NOT for sex

47: Ancestry is NOT for sex

2019-09-1101:33:13

Maria tried to scam Crystal, babies don’t have kneecaps, big fondue plans and an interesting “what if”...Enjoy
46: I Got Played

46: I Got Played

2019-09-0601:35:24

Episode 46 “I Got Played”This week the girls return with some fun and not so fun announcements. Pata Fria is a newly single Grandma, Dottie is adjusting nicely, Crystal is collecting formal gowns for a great cause, Keto is scary and some listener questions are answered.Enjoy.
45: Pilots Be Drunk

45: Pilots Be Drunk

2019-08-2901:49:03

This week the girls are back with lots of talk about Hawaii and the introduction of Dottie. Getting old sucks, weird dreams and lots of listener questions. Enjoy.
44: Interracial Gangbang

44: Interracial Gangbang

2019-08-1301:48:21

Episode 44 starts off with Pata Fria manifesting a new pet and sharing her latest reading, unapproachable soccer moms, school shopping is a drag, the truly dark side of being an empath, drifting off your meds, dysfunctional event planning and don't get in trouble at work!
43: Stay Away From Andy

43: Stay Away From Andy

2019-08-0601:17:22

This week is episode 43 and the girls discuss some unfortunate events. Always check your drivers license for fine print, brace yourself before entering the post office, download a vpn before watching snuff, and real friends make radio dedications. Enjoy xo.
42: God is a Dom

42: God is a Dom

2019-07-3001:26:32

This episode focuses on a few odd subjects. Crystal's grandfather's feature in a book,  don't lose yourself in a relationship, is the zodiac international, the rapture is all a big set up, don't give the internet your info, and do let your friends teach you sexual acts. Enjoy.
Episode 41 starts off with a LA vacation recap, Crystal makes a medical discovery, gentrification woes, movie suggestions, animal tales, kids say the darnedest things, loving all things gross, and a very creepy murderEnjoy xo
40: No New Friends

40: No New Friends

2019-07-1801:36:40

Episode 40 is back at you with an announcement of the new Facebook group "Hello Dysfunction, the meetup", hot girl summer with golden girl knees, how this show was born, Pata Fria reunites w her dad, Crystal needs to lock her doors, don't flirt with your son and boobs are sex toys. Enjoy xo
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Angelica Burgos

nail tech info please

Nov 8th
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Jessica Williams

The best podcast. I feel like I am with best friends listening to you both. Thank you for all the honesty and of course laughs!

Oct 3rd
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Vanessa Sousa

😍😍

Sep 25th
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Bri S

P.s. thanks for the asmr moments, y’all even smack when y’all talk it’s perfect. Don’t change💕

Jun 20th
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Bri S

Patafriaaaaa! *italian voice* I used to listen to the ask patafria call and I loveeeee this hello dysfucntion podcast I listen to it while I’m driving to and from work. No shade to the ask patafria show but you and your best friend are SUCH better podcasts counterparts. Hello dysfunction is way more fluid and y’all are filthy like me I swear the humor and just inappropriate filth is my type of comedy. I be dying laughing it reminds me of a SNL skit y’all are just so raw. “Pat and Barbs” that’s how I introduce y’all to my friends lol

Jun 20th
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