Help! With Nolan... Ft. Candice

Life advice from two completely unqualified teens.

Ep 38. Help! with chemistry ft. Dr.Tye

Soft but makes other things weak. Nolan in a nutshell.

05-02
22:23

Ep 37. Nolan's Cheeks Hurt

Nolan solves world hunger, by world hunger he means that he was hungry... for jolly ranchers. then se ate jolly ranchers there by solving world hunger

02-07
45:37

Ep 36. What we REALLy think about Taylor Swift

Yea, take that Taylor, Nolan could take you in an Ave Maria competition any day. Help could sell more tickets to a concert than you. 

11-30
20:45

Ep 35. VelociPastor

Nazi elves kill gingers. Bye-Bye mimi

10-31
17:39

Ep 34. Balls Between the Legs

As grown men hug with balls between their legs, Nolan and his feature describe how they sport.

10-13
26:49

Ep 33. Nolan Stole a Robot

In drivers ed, Giveon goes to therapy and Walmart because he saw an exploding bird as children screamed and we talk about it on Help!

08-31
19:10

Ep 32. Average Sized Oreos

Candice hosts (not of the podcast) a princess and dinosaur party.

08-23
21:49

Ep 30. Come on Snake Let's Rattle

Word from the bird is there's a new Help! episode, and this one really razzes my berries. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Candice guesses old people slang to give y'all the skinny. So don't bogart the headphones. Also thongs.

04-29
19:38

Ep. 31 We Break the World Record

We break the record for the amount of people ever on the podcast. We also break the record for the amount of times blown out in one podcast episode. Whoops. Sorry not sorry.

04-29
38:22

Ep 29. Beefy Candace

Candice gets beefy with the Kool-Aid Man. Enough said.

03-10
17:39

Ep. 28 Help! Me be a Man

A year ago today Help! was violently brought into the world. Therefore today it's a man. Listen in to find out how manly it can be. Candice is a man.

02-04
21:09

Ep 27. Death

Candice needs to pee. Nothing else of importance happens this episode.

01-28
17:57

Ep 26. Birth Ft. Aidan

As the clock ticks towards our inevitable doom’s Candice has escaped yet another year of the Grimm Reaper. That’s right, it’s her birthday. Fourteen years ago today the worlds largest annoyance popped out into this world and today is the day that her only two friends to remember celebrate it. 

01-14
19:29

Ep. 25 Candie Caine

Nolan shoves a candy cane in Candace's mouth. She hated it.

12-23
17:43

Ep 24. Guess Who?

Candace becomes a professional police profiler. 

12-16
17:05

Ep 23. National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day

Nolan proves why people who like Halloween are superior. 

12-06
20:05

Ep 22. Deviled Egg Delima

Listen in to hear a white person eat an egg.

10-22
18:13

Ep 21. Candice does Gymnastics

Candice is training to be an international spy. Spoiler: She failed.

10-07
19:48

Ep 20. Defeating the D'Amelios

Really? You think you're the queens of the tick's and the tock's. Well there's a new challenger waiting in the shadows coming to take you down. Watch your back Charlie. Watch your back.Tock's and Tock's: helpwithnolanftcandice

09-16
16:12

Ep 19. We got married

On this episode The Rock and Kevin Hartt are guest. We fist fight. Who do you think will win? The answer may surprise you.

08-26
30:44

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