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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.


William is the arbiter of etiquette - refined, razor-sharp, and never seen without a strong opinion or a neatly plumed pocket square. He’s the voice of tradition and decorum, guiding listeners (and Jordan) through life’s dilemmas with a blend of biting wit and impeccable manners. Whether he’s horrified by bad table etiquette or baffled by Jordan’s antics, William keeps the chaos (mostly) in check - all while delivering a masterclass in how not to lose your dignity in a modern world.


Jordan is the lovable, down-to-earth, slightly chaotic yin to William’s perfectly polished yang. He brings warmth, wit, and wonderfully common sense (emphasis on common) to the podcast. He’s always up for a laugh and never afraid to ask awkward questions or share too much information. He balances William’s formality with charm, cheek, and just the right amount of mischief.


If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.


Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.




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The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William is slowly coming to terms with the fact that not everyone’s childhood Christmas tree looked quite like his. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving wine-pairing etiquette, giving souvenirs as presents, and accidentally defecating on holiday.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our VIG&Diva newsletter here. You can follow on Instagram and TikTok, and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! The boys also dive into your correspondence, tackling dream jobs, correct tie lengths and more.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our VIG&Diva newsletter here. You can follow on Instagram and TikTok, and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your modern-day dilemmas, including whether you should tell your partner you’ve been using 'sexual enhancers', whether 'slanking' is common behaviour, and the many perils of committing 'flatcest'.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of PAs and EAs. William's also got some very strong opinions on cheese boards, and Jordan's getting ready to sign a mountain of Christmas cards for G&Divas everywhere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As well as putting JI through its paces the boys discuss what it means to be a gentleman and hear an enlightening story from the streets of Berlin.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA.Producer Ben is running the London Marathon in 2026! If you’d like to sponsor him you can do so by visiting this link:https://www.justgiving.com/page/producerben?utm_medium=FR&utm_source=CLFancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online BeefWilliam has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your ‘Sexted’ nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madness. The boys also answer your dilemmas regarding initialisms and tackling frisky co-workers down under.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan.Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mouth full of bad D would be the thing to finally send them off to the spirit in the sky. The boys discuss the afterlife, what they’re leaving each other in their wills, and there’s even a special guest appearance from a very convincing Claudia Winkleman impersonator.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your everyday dilemmas involving Spoons etiquette, what to do when you catch people having affairs, and how to cope with having a job you can’t tell anyone about.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and read a message that raises more questions than it answers about chastity belts and the mysterious month of ‘Locktober’.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that leaves the boys both stunned and impressed in equal measure - while also giving Jordan a new idea for a future tour routine.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucking versus flapping in the bedroom, and Jordan reveals a surprising new turn on.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale NOW at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unlike the spot). The boys get down to business solving your dilemmas regarding urinal etiquette and tips for becoming a ‘boy mum’.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
William has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan react? The boys also discuss which automated announcements would be vastly improved by a northern voice and do their best to hype Producer Ben up ahead of his imminent wedding!Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in 2026! Full of excitement, the boys then turn to your dilemmas involving suit jacket buttons and problems with a colleague’s emotional support animal.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets go on sale Friday the 26th September at 10am at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Nov 14th
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Kerry Brown

social Jo sounds just like me. weird to hear.

Mar 10th
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Victoria Stanbury

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Nov 23rd
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Hugh Braddock

Next Door is NOT Tory.

Sep 6th
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MrsP07

I freaking love these guys!

Jun 15th
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Corinne Meier

haha will the criminal. made me laugh out loud! Swiss prison is like a 3 star hotel in the Uk anyway. Just do it!!!

Jun 11th
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Lisa Stewart

What a brilliant show this was!! Sooo funny!

May 19th
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Patrick McCann

Love this podcast. I've listened to every single one but, they are getting shorter and shorter. Give us an extra 10 minutes, boys!

Apr 12th
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Fiona Simpson

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Feb 23rd
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Hugh Braddock

Man Friday is a Robinson Crusoe reference - not Gulliver's Travels

Feb 2nd
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Jan 29th
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Julia

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Jan 1st
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Hugh Braddock

Auld Lang Syne not Auld Langs Ine. Come on, William 👍

Dec 18th
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Claire Voyant

This fuckin shit show. These guys are still children

Sep 6th
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Michelle Deogun

oh my god.... laughing so hard @ Iglooing story 🤣🤣🤣

Feb 1st
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Amy Garrisson

Without a doubt the best podcast I've ever listened to. I haven't laughed so much in years. W, J and silent Ben have the best chemistry!

Oct 24th
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Katie Reynolds

At 6:57 what is the word William says?

Aug 26th
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ID21127367

Loved the podcast the Nun joke was the best 😂😂😂😂

Jul 11th
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Kelly Moore

love love love this podcast! I have binge listened to it and have caught up with all episodes now. thank you so much for all the laugh out loud moments I've had. 😄

Jan 11th
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