Help I Sexted My Boss

<p>In Help I Sexted My Boss, two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.</p><p><br /></p> <hr /><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Help My Pussy's In The Dark

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March - OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March - OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-21
46:57

Strange Turn-Ons, Fanny Hoare and Bottom Badges

William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-17
32:47

Help I Gave Myself A Colonic

William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-14
55:23

Disappearing Chocolate, Naughty Rings and See It, Say It, Sexted

The See It, Say It, Sorted announcer has been in touch with a personal message for William and Jordan! We also hear a dilemma involving chocolate that leaves the boys both stunned and impressed in equal measure - while also giving Jordan a new idea for a future tour routine.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-10
31:39

Help He’s Getting His Wand Out

It’s time for the wedding of the year debrief - with one diva cutting it very fine on timekeeping. The boys also weigh up the pros and cons of tucking versus flapping in the bedroom, and Jordan reveals a surprising new turn on.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale NOW at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-07
56:17

Help She Borrowed My Vibrator

Jordan’s got a BIG problem that’s hard to SPOT. Thankfully William is nothing but discreet (unlike the spot). The boys get down to business solving your dilemmas regarding urinal etiquette and tips for becoming a ‘boy mum’.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-30
45:59

William’s Lies, Geordie Trains and Wedding Advice for Producer Ben

William has been lying to Jordan and is finally ready to confess his sins - but how will Jordan react? The boys also discuss which automated announcements would be vastly improved by a northern voice and do their best to hype Producer Ben up ahead of his imminent wedding!Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets on sale now at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-26
34:56

Help We're Revealing Our Big Secret

The secret is finally out! Help I Sexted My Boss is heading back on tour in arenas across the UK in 2026! Full of excitement, the boys then turn to your dilemmas involving suit jacket buttons and problems with a colleague’s emotional support animal.Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Pop these dates in your diary:Friday 20th March – Utilita Arena CardiffSaturday 21st March – OVO Arena WembleyFriday 27th March – OVO Hydro GlasgowSaturday 28th March – AO Arena ManchesterGeneral sale tickets go on sale Friday the 26th September at 10am at sextedmyboss.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-23
53:52

Drag Names, Chorizo and Henny Stags

What would the perfect Drag name for Jordan North be? Does William’s mother have a doppelganger who terrorises neighbours? Was producer Ben’s stag do more of ‘hen do’? Well look no further for all the answers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-19
33:47

Help My Mate's Dad Is Thirsty

William is on cloud nine after the backstage tour of his dreams, while Jordan unveils a new catchphrase that’s sure to give even his biggest admirer the ick. The boys also tackle dilemmas involving urinal technique, J cups, and thirsty dads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-16
44:54

Chopstick Etiquette, Northern Siri and Sexy/Not Sexy

The boys hear all about your differing opinions on what is ‘sexy’, and William sets the record straight on chopstick etiquette. Jordan also discovers there’s an unknown slice of Benidorm right here in the UK!OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER📫 30,000+ read our free newsletter that brings you updates from the wider world of Sexted. Sign up: https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletterSEND US YOUR DILEMMAS❔ We answer your dilemmas and questions in every episode of the podcast. Send us yours to help@sextedmyboss.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-12
30:10

Help She Won’t Trim Her Bush

What do Producer Ben’s pants, jacket potatoes and ‘rat sticks’ have in common? They all feature far too heavily in this podcast episode. The boys also have plenty of discussion around dead frogs, birthday cards and the correct etiquette for stripping a bed that isn’t your own.OUR VIG&DIVA NEWSLETTER📫 30,000+ read our free newsletter that brings you updates from the wider world of Sexted. Sign up: https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletterSEND US YOUR DILEMMAS❔ We answer your dilemmas and questions in every episode of the podcast. Send us yours to help@sextedmyboss.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-09
45:39

Naughty Words, Scents and Sunday Roasts

Ever wondered what Jordan and William smell like? No, me neither. But one of the G&Divas has opened Pandora’s box – and now we all get to enjoy this new bit of information! The boys also answer your questions on the correct time to eat a Sunday roast and your unusual phrases for naughty words. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-05
26:02

Help I Don’t Want To Marry Him

It’s William’s birthday! And Jordan has got William the perfect present, which he bought off some bloke on a Spanish beach (he got a great discount apparently). Some familiar voices from the Sexted universe also appear to wish our William a very happy birthday. Once the celebrations have passed, the boys tackle your dilemmas on unwanted proposals and going topless on holiday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-02
45:07

Sewers, Muff and Sexted-Themed Trips

Jordan reveals a very different (and smelly) career path he could have taken, while William discovers that his hair muse has changed her haircut. The boys also discuss what key points of interest would be on a Sexted-themed tour of the UK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-29
29:39

Help He Wants His Chicken Drumstick Back

William is feeling inspired - but where has this inspiration come from, you ask? A thirst trap. And not just anyone’s, mind you. Meanwhile, our favourite ‘dilemma daddies’ are back at it again, answering your questions like is it ever OK to put on used underwear after a shower? They also hear a story from a G&Diva that is likely to put you off chicken drumsticks for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-26
48:24

Kilts, Pickled Eggs and a Wigan Kebab

Jordan has finally had enough of William’s ridiculous food etiquette videos and has decided to teach him how to eat proper food like a normal person. Ever hungry for the limelight, Producer Ben makes an appearance with a completely normal demonstration of how to eat a pickled egg.This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss includes some eating on the podcast, so there may be background sounds and mouth noises that could be uncomfortable for listeners with misophonia.If that’s you, please take care while listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-22
32:47

Help He's Blown Into My Wet Wipe

There's further disagreement in the studio this week as William and Jordan can't agree on whether it's right to not talk to an Uber driver. William also tries to teach you how to up your coffee game, Jordan reveals all (well not really all) about his new "wine rack", and there are dilemmas about mullets, wet wipes and "Silicone Sally". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-19
43:21

Travel, Grey Joggers and the Passports Please! Podcast

We’re joined by our very luxurious (and occasionally budget-conscious) friends, Chelsea and James from the Passports Please! podcast. We chat about travelling, the rules of correct airport attire, and whether the UK’s leading etiquette expert has ever braved economy. Plus, Chelsea and James help us tackle your modern-day travel dilemmas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-15
47:10

Help There’s An STD On My Foot

A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-12
47:44

Kerry Brown

social Jo sounds just like me. weird to hear.

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Victoria Stanbury

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Hugh Braddock

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MrsP07

I freaking love these guys!

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Corinne Meier

haha will the criminal. made me laugh out loud! Swiss prison is like a 3 star hotel in the Uk anyway. Just do it!!!

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