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Legitimate Goblin Discussion with Sam and Aleks is a comedy podcast about cryptids, but not just those boring same old cryptids like bigfoot or mothman, but fun weird lesser known cryptids and local urban legends like The Squonk, Slattenpatten and Vince McMahon.
Sam is a stand up comedian and comedy writer for The Hard Time and Hard Drive from Rochester, NY who currently lives in Los Angeles, California.
Aleks is a nerd who works at an undisclosed job for an undisclosed amount of money.
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Send us a text Oh boy do we have a doozy for ya today. We had the honor of having the first ever interview with up and coming rapper Noah Edge. He has been popping off lately on Instagram, Snoop Dogg shared his video mere hours before we were to sit down for this interview, so the pressure was on, chaos ensued, laughs were had and new lifelong bonds were formed. Please enjoy new friend of the show, Noah Edge.
Send us a text Aleks and Sam discuss the infamous Dildo Monster and the town of Dildo. It goes without saying that there are a lot of wiener jokes in this one, but what's new?
Send us a text Sam and Aleks discuss the elusive cryptid known as the Skunk Ape and ponder whether its really just a lame ass bigfoot.
Send us a text I don't know how to break it to you, but todays episode is about Bigfoot, but in keeping with our general theme of exploring lesser known cryptids and urban legends, we are mostly focusing on the most important part of Bigfoot, his dick. ENJOY
Send us a text Sam and Aleks discuss the elusive Danish cryptid Slattenpatten (also known as Slattenlangpat) also Aleks regales us with amazing jokes and insights about Blink-182's new release, you won't want to miss it, because what he has to say will blow your socks off.
Send us a text Sam and Aleks discuss local Pennsylvania urban legend/cryptid THE SQUONK. Also Sam describes another harrowing tale of having to deal with recording with someone remotely, this time with saxophone.
Send us a text In this episode we discuss goblin infestations in Zimbabwe and general cryptid discussion and Sam shares his own personal paranormal encounter with an orb. It's funnier than that sounds, I promise.
Once again we take a break from the main show to bring you a random off-topic episode! Including a major announcement about the future of the show that is super exciting, aswell as Andrea telling the tale of the time she got booked to do stand up comedy at a Biker Bar, and Sam recounting his 21st birthday; among other things. Enjoy!
On the penultimate episode of Season 1 of Vh1's The Pick Up Artist, the show takes a diversion for a filler episode in which Mystery addresses the guys and the audience to teach them the "Tricks of the Trade" and answer viewer questions. This is a short and sweet episode gearing up for the grand finale!
We're down to the final 3 episodes of Season 1! This episode we reveal something crazy that happened while we were on break, that we are hoping will be the first step towards us interviewing someone from the show! Who is it? You have to listen to find out!
We're down to the final three episodes of Season 1 of the Pick Up Artist! This episode finally gives us our fix of the trashy drama within the house amongst the contestants that we've been craving. We also received information from someone who was involved with the show! So listen to this one to see what secret they revealed to us....
After all the positive feedback from our first Random One Off episode, we decided to do another! This will be a more recurring thing going forward (we promise we will get back to the main show reviewing Pick Up Artist soon!) In this episode, we discuss our craziest and funniest stories from childhood, of which we have many. Also Sam desperately tries and fails to figure out what his catchphrase should be. Tweet @HRpod what you think the best catchphrase is or if you have a better suggestion!
We're back! Sorry for the delay in getting this episode out, but hopefully the wait will have been worth it. This week we are reviewing our favorite episode to date. It's got everything, speedos, body positivity, buttcracks, and the introduction of our new favorite character on the show. We're almost half way done with Season 1, and things are getting INTENSE!
The fourth episode in our review of The Pick Up Artist. This is a short but sweet one, sweet like sexy peach; you'll have to listen to the episode to figure out what the hell that means.
We're switching it up this episode and taking a break from Mystery and The Pick Up Artist. In this episode we talk a little bit about ourselves so that you guys can get to know us a little better. Things get real weird, real quick.
This week we discuss episode 3 of the short lived Vh1 reality series The Pick Up Artist. In this episode we discuss the bizarre association between Mystery, his matador gang of "pickup artists" and magic. Also this episode delves into the more problematic elements of the show in general.
In Episode 2 we review the much anticipated makeover episode. We also reveal some new information we have discovered about the show and Mystery, stick around until the end for our biggest revelation.
The first episode of Helpless Romantics, to begin we will be reviewing The Pick Up Artist, a short lived VH1 reality show from the early 2000's about turning "dorks" into studs as they are taken under their wing by a "pick up artist" who's name is just "Mystery". The show will eventually showcase other such bad reality programs on a range of topics surrounding people getting bad dating advice, or just other "pick up artists" in general, as there appear to be hundreds more than just Mystery, e...







