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Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion.

No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more.

Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection!

It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.

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This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the seventh and final episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the sixth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fifth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fourth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the third episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the second episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the very first episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...
Don’t Go Spelunking!

Don’t Go Spelunking!

2025-11-2428:53

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...
Love Is a Truffle

Love Is a Truffle

2025-11-0347:261

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...
One-Step Away Cuckoldry

One-Step Away Cuckoldry

2025-10-1301:00:191

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...
The Burning Bridges Episode

The Burning Bridges Episode

2025-10-0601:01:241

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about accents, train conductors and the social contract...
The Sausage Supper

The Sausage Supper

2025-09-2201:04:004

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about pirates, Still Game and the Netherlands...
The Fruit Fly Massacre

The Fruit Fly Massacre

2025-09-1544:24

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media
The Scold Cast

The Scold Cast

2025-09-0837:47

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...
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Comments (13)

DebeshSuvat

aye, sanguine refers to blood in theory of the humors

Oct 21st
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June Rusty Turner

Jeezo, that was short and sweet 😭

Jun 19th
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June Rusty Turner

It's called T-Eilean, it's good.

Jun 1st
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June Rusty Turner

I really need to listen during the Day, I'm crying with laughter at trainspotting part 🤣

May 6th
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June Rusty Turner

Frankie. I love when shit like the chihuahua happens. Always happens to me when I'm reading something whilst telly is on and the same word I'VE JUST READ Is said on telly. 🤣❤️

May 6th
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June Rusty Turner

No offence but when is Susie back 😭🤣

Apr 22nd
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JJ

Great episode lads. you brighten my mood every time.

Mar 20th
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June Rusty Turner

omg. I have just found you lot. My insomnia loves yous as i do. Howling with laughter in the wee small hours, love...eh Susie...KEN SIT AS... had me questioning ma memory there 🤣🤣🤣

Jan 12th
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Lee Webster

Bloody love it... All 3 are seriously brilliant 💙

Dec 19th
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Nobody at all

No need to take the piss out of suicide, lads. Not funny...

Aug 16th
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Sean Hammon

I'm highly fucked-off that this is the last one to be downloaded. How long am I going to have to wait? cunts.

Jul 13th
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Sean Hammon

Well said on those Israeli motherfuckers! To fucking hell with them. Cunts!

Jul 12th
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USV

This is great. Looking forward to the next episode. 👍

Feb 13th
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