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Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion.

No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more.

Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection!

It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.

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This podcast contains explicit language, discussions on suicide and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 When life is difficult, Samaritans are here – day or night, 365 days a year. Visit www.samaritans.org to find your nearest branch.
Love Me or Lump Me

Love Me or Lump Me

2025-03-1039:442

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
Warm Hands, Cold Heart

Warm Hands, Cold Heart

2025-03-0356:302

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Country music, dogs and restaurants...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barcelona, tourism and clowns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
The Glass Coffin

The Glass Coffin

2025-02-1701:00:562

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Reindeer, Russia and Complaining...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine with award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, you'll hear some of your favourite bits from the past year of Guillotine...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
Pretty Much, I Hate You

Pretty Much, I Hate You

2025-02-0348:364

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, an extended Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about football, worst haircuts and private schools...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
A Mouse Tale

A Mouse Tale

2025-01-2047:112

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Middle Class, the FBI and monkeys...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
The French Method of Life

The French Method of Life

2025-01-1301:11:063

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about gig etiquette, the assisted dying bill and super guns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about stage names, fascism and moving flats...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
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Comments (6)

June Rusty Turner

omg. I have just found you lot. My insomnia loves yous as i do. Howling with laughter in the wee small hours, love...eh Susie...KEN SIT AS... had me questioning ma memory there 🤣🤣🤣

Jan 12th
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Lee Webster

Bloody love it... All 3 are seriously brilliant 💙

Dec 19th
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Nobody at all

No need to take the piss out of suicide, lads. Not funny...

Aug 16th
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Sean Hammon

I'm highly fucked-off that this is the last one to be downloaded. How long am I going to have to wait? cunts.

Jul 13th
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Sean Hammon

Well said on those Israeli motherfuckers! To fucking hell with them. Cunts!

Jul 12th
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USV

This is great. Looking forward to the next episode. 👍

Feb 13th
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