Hipsters Suck

The End! Playlist Practice Makes Perfect by Wire on Harvest (Harvest) Memory Of A Free Festival by David Bowie on Mercury (Mercury) Back To Nature by Fad Gadget on Sire (Sire) Turn On The Lights by G T Modell on Modulation (Modulation) MO75 by Dangerous Girls on Human (Human) Thought I Was A Spaceman by Blur on Parlophone (Parlophone) Humdrum by Peter Gabriel on Atco (Atco) Breathe Me In by The Moles on Seaside (Seaside) Memories Fade by Tears For Fear on Mercury (Mercury) Death Of A Disco Dancer by The Smiths on Rough Trade (Rough Trade) Death Of A Disco Dancer by The Smiths on Rough Trade (Rough Trade) Money by Flying Lizards on Virgin (Virgin)

Put in your thinking beads Playlist Real World by Buzzcocks on United Artists (United Artists) Search And Destroy by Iggy & The Stooges on Columbia (Columbia) Cheeseburger by Gang Of 4 on EMI (EMI) Call Of The Wighat by Cramps on Enigma (Enigma) Skeletons by Inflatable Boy Clams on Subtrerranean (Subtrerranean) Spoilt Victorian Child by The Fall on Beggars Banquet (Beggars Banquet) Include Me Out by Young Marble Giants on Rough Trade (Rough Trade) Loudmouth by Ramones on Sire (Sire) Maschinenland by Abwaerts on ZickZack (ZickZack) Your Emotions by Dead Kennedys on IRS (IRS) Picnic Ape by Incredible Casuals (Version) on Eat (Eat) Red Frame White Light by OMD on Virgin (Virgin) Bigmouth Strikes Again by Smiths on Sire (Sire) Pirate Love by Heartbreakers on Track (Track) Rip It Up by Orange Juice on Holden Caulfield Universal (Holden Caulfield Universal) Being Sucked In Again by Wire on Harvest (Harvest)

Go by train...to pretentiousness! Playlist Crazy Train by Ozzy on Jet (Jet) Into You Like A Train by Psychedelic Furs on Columbia (Columbia) Night Train by Visage on Polydor (Polydor) The Draize Train by The Smiths on Rough Trade (Rough Trade) Soul Train by Swans Way on Cramboy (Cramboy) The Train by Tuxedomoon on Cramboy (Cramboy) On Every Train (Grain Will Bear Grain) by Crime And The City Solution on Mute (Mute) M Train by Pylon on Db (Db) Jumping Someone Else's Train by The Cure on Fiction (Fiction) Train by Sisters Of Mercy on Mercyful Release (Mercyful Release) Black Train by Gun Club on Ruby (Ruby) Drug Train by The Cramps on IRS (IRS)

Be geniuser than everyone else Playlist Dreamer (Factory Dub) by Livin' Joy on MCA (MCA) Funrama 2 by Funboy 3/Bananarama on Chrysalis (Chrysalis) Dirt Is On The Floor by Throwing Muses on Throwing Muses (Throwing Muses) The Silent Agreement by Lansing-Dreiden on Mexican Summer (Mexican Summer) Sandstone by Tamryn on Mexican Summer (Mexican Summer) Legalize Heroin by Steven Fields on Private (Private) Chance Meeting by Josef K on Supreme Editions (Supreme Editions) Motion Rotation by Cabaret Voltaire on Virgin (Virgin) Computer Talk by BB on IT (IT) Electric Day by Julian on Sound Design (Sound Design) Man Of Sand by Geniuser on Ahh Ohh (Ahh Ohh) Broken Glass by Judy Nylon on Private (Private) Paradise (Extended) by Sade on Epic (Epic)

Descnedmus! Playlist Spem In Alium by Thomas Tallis on Gimell (Gimell) Mea Culpa by Enigma on Enigma (Enigma) Lacrima Christi by Christian Death on Chameleon (Chameleon) Satanic Mass (Excerpt) by Coven on Mercury (Mercury) Adeste Fidelis by Monochrome Set on Din Disc (Din Disc) Cursum Perficio by Enya on Geffen (Geffen) Libera Me by Cagliostra on El (El) De Profundis by Dead Can Dance on 4AD (4AD) Ex Luna Scientia by Dramatis on Rocket (Rocket) Ave Maria by West India Company on London (London) In Dulce Decorum by The Damned on MCA (MCA) Stigmata Martyr by Bauhaus on 4AD (4AD) Kyrie by Mister Mister on RCA (RCA)

There is no Heaven Playlist Express Yourself by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Spasticus Autisticus by Ian Dury on Polydor (Polydor) I Know What Boys Like by Waitresses on Polydor (Polydor) Shout by Tears For Fears on Mercury (Mercury) Dream Baby Dream by Suicide on Island (Island) Gouge Away by Pixies on 4AD (4AD) Dancing Queen by Abba on Atlantic (Atlantic) Why Kill Time When You Can Kill Yourself by Cabaret Voltaire on Virgin (Virgin) This Is Not A Love Song by PiL on Elektra (Elektra) Song 2 by Blur on Food (Food) Lost In The Supermarket by The Clash on CBS (CBS) Golden Lights by The Smiths on Sire (Sire) Hit The North by The Fall on Beggars Banquet (Beggars Banquet) Paradise City by Guns N Roses on Geffen (Geffen) What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones on United Artists (United Artists)

And she saw us, BITCH! Playlist Leave Atlantic City by Thomas Newman on Varese Sarabande (Varese Sarabande) Get Together by Madonna on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Think Of Me by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Secret by Madonna on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Shine A Light by Breakfast Club on Private (Private) Where's The Party by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Causing A Commotion by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Interview by Madonna on Private (Private) Burnin' Up by Emmy on Private (Private) Ray Of Light by Madonna on Maverick (Maverick) Crazy For You by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Stay by Madonna on Sire (Sire) Live To Tell by Madonna on Sire (Sire)

Oh, and the DJ is God

God Damo Playlist Bel Air by Can on United Artists (United Artists) Pinch by Can on United Artists (United Artists) Hallelujah by Can on United Artists (United Artists) I Am Damo Suzuki by The Fall on Beggars Banquet (Beggars Banquet)

Or Jilloff if neccesary Playlist Leonard by Abigail Mead on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Possession by The Dominatrix on Rising High (Rising High) Echo Of Frozen Faces by Propaganda on ZTT (ZTT) Feels Like Heaven by Urban Cookie Collective on Pulse 8 (Pulse 8) Good In Bad by Minister Of Noise on Kk (Kk) Isaac by Madonna on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) She Ever Does by C Cat Trance on Ink (Ink) Re:Rise by Chris And Cosey on T&B (T&B) Enjoy The Silence (Bass Line) by Depeche Mode on Sire (Sire) The Key by Urban Cookie Collective on Pulse 8 (Pulse 8) Attack by Abigail Mead on Warner Bros (Warner Bros)

Name that band! Playlist Law And Order by Stiff Little Fingers on Rough Trade (Rough Trade) Stiff Little Fingers by The Vibrators on Columbia (Columbia) Hail Ye by Lowlife on Nightshift (Nightshift) Lowlife by Public Image Ltd on Virgin (Virgin) Scream Who by Hunters And Collectors on White Label (White Label) Hunters And Collectors by Can on Virgin (Virgin) She by Suicide Commandos on Blank (Blank) Suicide Commando by No More on Wishbone (Wishbone) That Smiling Face by Camouflage on Atlantic (Atlantic) Camouflage by Yellow Magic Orchestra on Alfa (Alfa) Catch The Breeze by Slowdive on Creation (Creation) Slowdive by Siouxsie And The Banshees on Polydor (Polydor) Sultitan Itan by Cocteau Twins on 4AD (4AD) Cocteau Twins by Johnny And The Self Abusers on Private (Private) Sucks by Crass on Small Wonder (Small Wonder) Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie on RCA (RCA)

Magnolia takes over Playlist Sole De Cithare by Unknown on Ocora (Ocora) Simon's Ghost by Crispy Ambulance on Facotry Benelux (Facotry Benelux) Septembre by La Femme on Born Bad (Born Bad) Surfer's Stomp by Astronauts on RCA (RCA) Excerpt From Both Sides Of The Curtain by Dwarfs Of East Agouza on Private (Private) Golden Light by Blonde Redhead on Asa Wa Kuru (Asa Wa Kuru) Dieses Haus Ist Nur Ein Traum by Die Welttraumforscher on Bureau B (Bureau B) Balthus Bemused By Color by Harold Budd on All Saints (All Saints) Last Dance by Donna Summer on Casablanca (Casablanca) Forget It by Amanda Lear on Ariola (Ariola) Supermacho by Moana Pozzi on Private (Private) 7 by Prince on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Reel Around The Fountain by The Smiths on Rough Trade (Rough Trade)

Don't even try Playlist Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles on Capitol (Capitol) Corona by The Minutemen on SST (SST) Virginia Plain by Roxy Music on Reprise (Reprise) Scopes by Bauhaus on 4AD (4AD) Chelsea Girl by Ride on Creation (Creation) Just Talk by AC Marias on Mute (Mute) Blue Monday by New Order on Factory (Factory) Living Through Another Cuba by XTC on Virgin (Virgin) Beta Motel by Crass on Crass (Crass) Song Without An Ending by Matt Johnson on 4AD (4AD) Third Uncle by Eno on Island (Island) Finland Red, Egypt White by The Sisterhood on Merciful Release (Merciful Release) Paranoid by Black Sabbath on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Welt Der Kinder by Andy Giorbino on ZickZack (ZickZack)

Here I come Debeers! Playlist Obsidian by Psychic Warriors Of Gaia on Kk (Kk) Pearl's Girl by Underworld on Universal (Universal) Turquoise Hexagon Sun by Boards Of Canada on Warp (Warp) Agate by Sab on VOD (VOD) Amethyst Deceivers by Coil on Eskaton (Eskaton) Ruby Red by Marc Almond on Virgin (Virgin) Vanilla Quartz by Video Liszt on Epic (Epic) Garnet by Emil Richards on Uni (Uni) Constant In Opal by The Church on Warner Bros (Warner Bros) Sapphire Mansions by Felt on Creation (Creation) Lapis Lazuli by Krozier And The Generator on Fission Chips (Fission Chips) Malachite by Roger Eno & Brian Eno on Deutsche Grammaphon (Deutsche Grammaphon) Emerald Pale Has Disappeared by Lydia Lunch & Lucy Hamilton on Widowspeak (Widowspeak) Diamonds Are Forever by Shirley Bassey on United Artists (United Artists)

But actually old Playlist New Sensation by INXS on Atlantic (Atlantic) New Age by Blitz on Future (Future) New Warm Skin by Simple Minds on Arista (Arista) New Baby's by Friction on CBS (CBS) New Project by Experimental Products on Private (Private) New Day by The Cure on Fiction (Fiction) New Testament by 23 Skidoo on Fetish (Fetish) New York New York by Nina Hagen on CBS (CBS) New Life by Depeche Mode on Mute (Mute) New Explosions by Severed Heads on Ink (Ink) New Walk by Liquid Liquid on 99 (99) New Direction by Echo & The Bunnymen on Sire (Sire)

See if you can spot the plot twist

Where did you get your license? From a dispensary?! Playlist Wiedergaenger by Hematic Sunsets on AATP (AATP) The Slab by Slowdive on Deep Oceans (Deep Oceans) Don't Go by OMD on White Noise (White Noise) Chikotan by Ruby Karinto on Z Rock (Z Rock) Pour En Fenir Avec Jingle Bells by Michel Risse on De Qualite (De Qualite) Threat Of Love (Remix) by Marc Almond/Siouxsie on SFE (SFE) Oh My Brothers by Glory on Freeze (Freeze) Little Punk Thing by March Violets on Jungle (Jungle) Taking A Drive by Dale Jenkins on Private (Private) I Want To See The Light by Rational Youth on Yul (Yul) Dangling On A String by C Cat Trance on Ink (Ink) Seni Sen by Satellites on Satellite (Satellite) New Jealousies by White Door on Clay (Clay) Could It Be Magic by Donna Summer on Oasis (Oasis)

Get D AF Playlist An Die Hoffnung by Populaere Mekanik on Bureau B (Bureau B) Gun Boat Babes 2 by Kastrierte Philisophen on What's So Funny About (What's So Funny About) Fire Of Love by Die Fische on Fisch (Fisch) Mary Bell by Less Funny Beduins on Private (Private) Argentinien by Strafe Fuer Rebelion on Pure Freude (Pure Freude) Why Me by Ruediger Lorenz on Syncord (Syncord) Wie Lange Noch? (A La Ragout Hackes Remix) by Einstuerzend Neubauten on Private (Private) Heute Geschlossen by Femme Fatale on Private (Private) Dino by Harmonia on Brain (Brain) Searching by Upset on Private (Private) Treats by Mutabor! on Loaded (Loaded) Im Schatten by DAF on Groenland (Groenland)

Beat to the beat Playlist Whola Lotta Shaking Goin' On by Flying Lizards on Statik (Statik) War by Tones On Tail on PVC (PVC) Black Juju by Alice Cooper on Straight (Straight) Knowing Me Knowing You by Abba on Atlantic (Atlantic) Dictionary Of Stains by Jeanne Dielman on Private (Private) Lullaby by The Cure on Fiction (Fiction) Up In Arms by Lemon Kittens on United Dairies (United Dairies) Shadow Of A Doubt by Sonic Youth on SST (SST) Gecko by Creatures on Polydor (Polydor) Like A Ghost by Ignatius Jones on WEA (WEA) Wake Up With Sirens by Belfegore on Elektra (Elektra)

GLUTTONY! Playlist Picture Plaine by Retro on White Light (White Light) Strawberry Cheesecake by A-Moms on Aftertaste (Aftertaste) Secrets by L-Seven on Touch & Go (Touch & Go) Inget Svar by Anti-Silentium on Pang (Pang) Trapped Heit Suite Part One by Orchid Spangiafora on Private (Private) Cite Phosphore by Rational Youth on Yul (Yul) 11th Hour Breakdown by Beyond The Implode on Diverse (Diverse) Sportello by Tsk Tsk Tsk on Innocent (Innocent) A Single Man by Di Leva on Private (Private) Home Is Where The Heart Is by Eurythmics on RCA (RCA) Official Practice by Beevers on Pop (Pop) Don't Stop by Colour Me Pop on Waterfall (Waterfall) Solid State by Nick Paine on Private (Private) Oral Pleasure by 3rd Man on Uniton (Uniton) Deborah by Pluie Acide on Private (Private) Kif Kif's Free Freakout by Good Missionaries on Unnormality (Unnormality) R.E.R.B. by Shock on RCA (RCA)