For member Westorians only, Tyrion's ASOS chapters, re-edited and compiled: Tyrion I – The Gang Makes Big Plans aka the One where Tywin Can’t Prove Tyrion isn’t HisTyrion II – The One where Tyrion’s Firings are Undone, aka Tyrion’s Shae Addiction (38:29)Tyrion III – The Gang Gets Ordered Around by Tywin aka the One where Tyrion and Sansa are Betrothed (1:01:27)Tyrion IV – The One with Ice Reforged aka the Gang Makes Singer’s Stew (1:43:56)Tyrion V – The Gang Meets the Red Viper aka Podrick’s Sigil Challenge (2:20:43)Tyrion VI – The Gang Hears the News aka the One where Joffrey Gets Sent to Bed (2:58:19)Tyrion VII – The One with Sex in a Skull aka the Bachelorette: Shae Edition (3:27:27)Tyrion VIII – The Actual Purple Wedding aka the One where Joffrey Dies (3:45:24)Tyrion IX – The Gang Reignites the Rivalry aka the One where Tyrion Can’t Find Witnesses (4:23:34)Tyrion X – Making Tyrion Lannister a Murderer aka the One with The Mountain vs. The Viper (4:53:04)Tyrion XI – Really Making Tyrion Lannister a Murderer aka the One where Tywin and Shae Die (5:42:34)
For member Westorians only, Tyrion's ACOK chapters, re-edited and compiled: Tyrion I - The Gang Makes Tyrion Hand aka The One where Varys RiddlesTyrion II - The Gang Sends Slynt to the Wall aka the One where Varys Answers His Riddle (23:55)Tyrion III - The Gang is Accused of Incest, aka the One where Tyrion Starts the Chain (1:00:09)Tyrion IV - The Gang Gets Tricked on Marriage Alliances, aka the One where Tyrion Counts to Three (1:19:17)Tyrion V - The One where They Argue About Myrcella aka the Gang Prepares the Wildfire (1:46:33)Tyrion VI - The Gang Hears Stannis is Fighting Renly aka the One where Shagga's a Barber (2:09:50)Tyrion VII - Lancel Lannister: An Erotic Life, aka the One where Tyrion Steals Cersei's Plaything (2:26:18)Tyrion VIII - The Gang Wants Renly’s Leavings aka the Purple Wedding Pre-Planning Party (2:38:38)Tyrion IX - The Gang Thinks Myrcella is a Riot aka the One with King Bread (3:03:42)Tyrion X - The Gang Plans Shae’s Disguise aka the One where Varys Dreams of the Voice (3:28:02)Tyrion XI - the Gang Solves the Wildfire Crisis, aka the One where the Clans Swap Vale for Kingswood (3:43:35)Tyrion XII - The Gang Kidnaps the Wrong Sex Worker aka the One with Fake News of Dead Starks (4:05:43)Tyrion XIII - The Gang is Shamed by Tyrion aka the One where the Hound Quits (4:18:47)Tyrion XIV - Ser Mandon Moore's Last Swim aka the One where Tyrion Loses Face (4:33:41)Tyrion XV - Tyrion Lannister: The Face of Plasterly Rock aka the One where Milk of the Poppy Leads to Tysha Dreams (4:53:31)
For member Westorians only, Tyrion's AGOT chapters, compiled and re-edited. I - The One with the Lannister Breakfast aka the Gang Wonders what Side Tyrion is OnII - The Gang Travels to the Wall aka the One where Tyrion & Jon Talk (21:38)III - The One where Jon and Tyrion Become Friends aka the Gang Eats Crabs (33:19)IV - The Gang Fights Vale Clansmen aka the One with Larry, Moe & Curly (46:02)V - The One with the Sky Cells, aka the Gang’s First Trial for Tyrion (57:31)VI - The Gang Befriends Vale Clansmen, aka the One where Tyrion Talks about Tysha (1:09:38)VII - The One when the Clans meet the Lannisters, aka the Gang Meets Tywin (1:17:19)VIII - The One with the Battle of the Green Fork aka the Gang Meets Shae (1:25:09)IX - The Gang Hears about the Battle of the Camps aka the One where Tywin Yells “They Have My Son” (1:42:29)
For member Westorians only, Jon's ADWD chapters, re-edited. Jon I – Threats Beneath a Hinge of the World aka the One where Melisandre says You Know Nothing, Jon SnowJon II – The Gang Re-Enacts the Tower of Joy aka Edd Fetches a Block (0:37:53)Jon III – One Realm, One God, One King aka the One with Non-Mance Burning (1:17:01)Jon IV – Beneath The Wall aka the One with a Map to the Hill Clans (1:41:27)Jon V – An Onion or an Apple aka 63 Wildling Recruits (2:06:11)Jon VI – A Vision of Arya is a Vision of Alys aka a Duel with Rattleshirt is a Duel with Mance (2:31:25)Jon VII – Return to the Grove of Nine aka the Gang Meets Wun Wun (3:17:25)Jon VIII – The One where Val is an Ambassador aka the Doom of Hardhome (3:48:11)Jon IX – The Princess and the Queen and the Fool and the Banker aka Alys in Wun-Wunderland (4:17:48)Jon X – A Red Wedding with No Deaths aka How I Married Your Magnar (4:50:00)Jon XI – Pact in Black aka the One where Shireen is Unclean (5:23:07)Jon XII – Red Sword, Black Ice aka Dark Wings, Dead Things… in the Water (5:45:08)Jon XIII – Dark Wings, Pink Words aka the One with the Stabbening (6:24:21)
For member Westorians only, Jon's ASOS chapters, re-edited. Jon I – The Gang Meets Mance aka the One where Jon Lies WellJon II – The Gang Finds the Fist, aka the One where Jon Loses Face (27:19)Jon III – Naked and a Cave aka the One where Jon Knows Something (1:08:19)Jon IV – The Gang Climbs the Wall aka the One where Val Becomes Single (1:20:57)Jon V – The Gang Fights Summer aka the One where Jon Dumps Ygritte (1:46:57)Jon VI – Jon Warns the Gang aka the One with Stabbening Vibes (2:06:33)Jon VII – The Thenns Get Kissed by Fire aka the One where Ygritte Dies (2:22:11)Jon VIII – The Gang Defends the Wall aka the One with Donal Noye vs. Mag the Mighty (2:34:36)Jon IX – The Gang Fights a Turtle aka the One where Janos Slynt Arrests Jon (2:54:05)Jon X – The One where Jon is Sent to Kill Mance aka Stop! Stannis Time (3:06:32)Jon XI – The One with Stannis’ Indecent Proposals aka The Winterfell Dilemma (3:37:11)Jon XII – Just Say No to Winterfell aka the Gang Votes for Snow (3:51:08)
For member Westorians only, Jon's ACOK chapters, re-edited. Jon I - The Gang Hunts for Maps aka the One Where Jeor Compares Jon to AemonJon II - The Gang Visits Whitetree aka the One where All the Wildlings are Missing (31:42)Jon III - The One where There Aren't Any Boys aka the Gang Meets Craster & Gilly (52:07)Jon IV - The One with the Wild Ghost Chase aka The Gang Stashed a Dragonglass Cache (1:23:42)Jon V - The Gang Meets Qhorin aka the Notorious Halfhand: Ready to Die (1:57:12)Jon VI - the One where Jon Kills Orell aka the One where Jon Doesn’t Kill Ygritte (2:10:52)Jon VII - The Gang Shares Dreams, aka the One with Eagle vs. Wolf (2:45:17)Jon VIII - The Gang Kills the Halfhand aka the One where Jon Joins the Free Folk (3:16:33)
For member Westorians only, Jon's AGOT chapters, re-edited. I - The Gang Has a Feast aka the One where Jon Gets DrunkII - The Gang says Goodbye aka the One with "It Should Have Been You" (24:11)III - The One where Donal Noye Teaches a Lesson aka the Gang Gets Bullied (42:22)IV - The Gang Meets Sam aka the One where Jon Starts Leading (1:00:08)V - The Gang Finishes their Night’s Watch Training, aka the One where Jon Gets Aemon to take on Sam (1:16:04)VI - The Gang Swears their Night’s Watch Vows aka The One where Ghost Finds Benjen’s Men (1:24:42)VII - The One where Jon Saves Mormont aka the Gang Fights Dead Rangers (1:47:08)VIII - The One where Aemon Reveals His Past aka The Gang Gives Jon Valyrian Steel (2:03:10)IX - The One where Jon Runs Off aka the Gang Rescues Jon from Himself (2:19:00)
For member Westorians only, Arya's ADWD chapters. Re-edited, no ads. The Blind Girl – Day Cat, Lighter of the Night Wolf aka Dressing the Dead in DarknessThe Ugly Little Girl – A Ritual in the Shadow aka a Thousand Faces and One (0:29:32)
All of the Arya chapters from Valar Rereadis for A Feast for Crows! Re-edited, no ads. Arya I – The Gang Meets the Titan of Braavos aka Arya Stark: Eater of WormsArya II – Storytime: Origin of the Faceless Men aka Saving Needle for Later (00:33:57)Cat Of The Canals – Stark Justice in Braavos aka the Milk of Human Blindness (01:22:24)
All of the Arya chapters from Valar Rereadis for A Storm of Swords! Re-edited, no ads. Arya I – The Gang Runs Away aka the Wolf Pack vs. the Bloody Mummers Arya II – The Gang is Captured by the BwB aka the One where Harwin Recognizes Arya (13:11) Arya III – The One with the BwB Origin Story aka the Gang Chases Arya (27:53) Arya IV – The One with the Ghost of High Heart aka the Gang Tours the Riverlands (42:51) Arya V – Storytime: Battle of the Bells aka the Gang Captures the Hound (1:05:08) Arya VI – Under the Hollow Hill aka The Hound vs. the Lightning Lord (1:33:28) Arya VII – The Brotherhood vs. The Mummers aka Confessions of a Fire Wight (2:16:51) Arya VIII – High Heart Two, Eccentric Boogaloo aka the One where Arya Gets a Hound (2:52:21) Arya IX – The Gang takes a Ferry aka a Storm of Siblings (3:32:44) Arya X – Red Wedding Crashers aka the One where the Hound Robs a Farmer (3:50:00) Arya XI – The Gang Fights Frey Marriage aka the One where George is Mean to Us (4:00:52) Arya XII – The One where the Hound’s a Handyman aka Wolf Dreams of Cat (4:11:33) Arya XIII – The One where Sandor Gets No Mercy aka Have Coin, Will Travel (4:33:44)
Guest Jim McGeehin joins us to discuss a unique battle! Argilac insulted Orys, claiming he was unworthy of his daughter Argella. So Aegon's champion came to prove otherwise... with an army and Queen Rhaenys riding Meraxes. But even a dragon cannot match the rains of the Stormlands at their worst, and the Storm KIng's men were as loyal as they come. Jim McGeehin (Something Like a Lawyer): https://warsofasoiaf.tumblr.com/ Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
The second batch of Arya chapters from Valar Rereadis for A Clash of Kings! Re-edited, no ads. VII - The Gang Gathers at Harrenhal, aka the One where Jaqen is a Killer Genie (0:00) VIII - The Lion Gang Leaves Harrenhal aka the One with Basilisk Blood (23:47) IX - The Gang Makes Weasel Soup aka the One with Arya’s New Coin (40:44) X - The One where Roose Hunts Wolves aka the Gang Escapes Harrenhal (1:10:01)
The city closest in proximity to the fallout of the Doom has a sinister reputation. Why are the people there called "monsters"? Is it because of magical fallout, blood magic experiments, or something else? As well as the worldbuilding interest, Mantarys is an enemy of Daenerys Targaryen, allying itself with Yunkai. Also included is a Blackfyre theory on Maelys the Monstrous. A supporters-only episode, subscribe to unlock (or become a Patron to view it there).
The first half of the Arya chapters from Valar Rereadis for A Clash of Kings! Re-edited, no ads. I - The Gang Meets Yoren's Recruits aka The One where Arya breaks Hot Pie's Nose (0:00) II - The Gang Meets Jaqen H'Ghar aka the One Where the Gold Cloaks Want Gendry (18:34) III - The One where Arya Sees Wolves aka the Gang Witnesses the Bad News about the Riverlands (31:55) IV - The One where Arya Saves Jaqen aka the Gang Kills Yoren (42:14) V - The Gang is Captured by the Mountain aka the One where Lommy Yields (1:04:36) VI - The Gang Gets Tickled aka the One where Arya Starts Her List (1:21:49) Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
Long-gone Legends are less certain than structures that still stand. But how were they built in the first place? Why did giants work with humans? Were they forced? If so... how? This episode stretches from the Wall to Storm's End and spans characters ranging from Night King to Sandor Clegane, from ancient Starks to current ones, and not just Bran. This is another collab with Crowfood's Daughter! (the Disputed Lands on YouTube). For members only and also available on Patreon. Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Crowfood's Daughter (The Disputed Lands) - https://www.youtube.com/c/TheDisputedLands www.historyofwesteros.com
All the Arya chapters from Valar Rereadis for A Game of Thrones! Re-edited, no ads. Includes the one below the Red Keep with the dragon skulls, with even some chats about the Dance of the Dragons and theories about Arya's future. I - The One with Crooked Stitches (0:00) II - The Gang Meets Syrio (9:18) III - Catching Cats 101 aka the One where She Overhears Varys & Illyrio (23:30) IV - The One where Syrio Does Not Run (1:00:20) V - The One where Ned Loses His Head aka the One Where Arya Loses Her Hair (1:13:03) Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
An episode dedicated to what was briefly the Tenth Free City, the heir to Valyrian blood magic and sorcery. We explore their flesh pits, what it's like to be so close to Sothoryos, Targaryen Blood of the Dragon, Victarion's arm, firewyrms, and so much more. Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
The final 2 chapters from ADWD Dany for Valar Re-readis! IX - The One in Daznak’s Pit aka How to Train Your Drogon X - Return to the Dothraki Sea aka Berry Bad Dreams (32:55) Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
Continuing the Dany chapters from Valar Rereadis for ADWD with: V - Astaporocalypse aka the Pale Mare's First Ride VI - A Cloak of a Thousand Flies aka A Tokar of a Thousand Lies (24:22) VII - A Secret Pact by the Red Door aka the Harpy Weds the Dragon (42:03) VIII - A Dornish Frog in the Dragon Pit aka a Feast for Foes (1:04:42) Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com
A Dance with Dany, Valar Rereadis style, begins here. I - The Gang Meets the Sons of the Harpy aka the One with Non-Sheep Bones II - This is the Quaithe aka Escalating Ethical Entanglements (36:38) III - The One where Xaro Compares Slavery to Rain aka the Coolest Mapestry in Essos (1:15:40) IV - Better the Butcher than the Meat aka To Tie the Meereeneese Knot or Not? (1:44:44) Bonus Eps & More - www.patreon.com/historyofwesteros Shirts & Stickers - historyofwesteros.threadless.com Nina: goodqueenaly.tumblr.com Sean's YouTube: bit.ly/3818H9X www.historyofwesteros.com