Hold For Maintenance

Hold For Maintenance

Lynae Vanee’s Award Winning series “Parking Lot Pimpin'” just had a baby— and it was triplets. Multi-hyphenate Lynae is joined by her friends Obio O Jones and Sim Simma to take a pause from heavy hitting current events and Hold For Maintenance in a weekly talk about being human in what can often feel like an inhumane world.

Please Hold.

So we should talk…

05-24
01:15:15

Protect These Kids. Damn

Nickelodeon… how are y’all all not under the jail? On today’s episode but we will be discussing the following topics: Financial Compatibility Quiet On Set Them girls and the yellow couch.. & more! Trigger Warnings: SA & CA Send your customer service letters to holdformaintenance@gmail.com & follow us on IG ​⁠ See you next Wednesday!

03-20
01:34:06

We Can’t Never Have Nothing!

Between Tik Tok’s farewell and life’s constant way of life-ing, it feels like we can’t have a break. Hopefully, today’s comedic relief is a break from the stress. We don’t know about you, but with the year we’ve been having, we needed to release a few giggles. On today’s episode but we will be discussing the following topics: Dating outside of your age range. Influencers vs Celebrities How much will it take to create distance between broke and me? & more! Trigger Warnings: SA in relation to offenders. Send your customer service letters to holdformaintenance@gmail.com & follow us on IG ​⁠ See you next Wednesday!

03-13
01:20:24

Legion and other menaces to society

TW: IVF, Childbirth | This week we rally behind Reesa Teesa and dig deeper into the sinister nature behind new policies and reproductive health.

02-28
01:31:48

Time Fi Shine

And, we’re back.

02-21
01:26:57

Divorce, Parenting, It Is All So Much

As we dive deeper into the holiday season we want to know when does a child's curious nature become disrespect? Shortly, we discussed social media outrage over Tia Mowry's family Thanksgiving post. We also weigh in on T.I.’s family drama that was displayed on live this pastweekend at the Atlanta Football game. Follow Us on our Socials: @HoldForMaintenance @Lynaevanee @iamsimsimma @Obioojones

11-29
01:21:21

It Never Gave Will & Jada

But we just need our girl to be okay. Also go buy her book for the real story: “Worthy” is available for purchase now.

10-21
01:00:39

Send That Man To The Doctor.

If you love him, you will.

10-11
01:10:05

It’s A Lot Going On.

Not the episode we had planned, but it’s the one we needed. Also— its our first visual episode! Okay, us.

09-27
01:22:35

Random Men From Atlanta

Obio’s on a yacht this episode, but since we just because friends he still hopped on— just because.

08-23
01:30:55

15 Wings

Everybody’s black card got revoked this episode— except Madame VP Harris.

08-02
01:33:28

Boneless Blazer

Cut Obio’s mic. Lynae too.

06-28
01:21:11

Our Car Was In The Shop

It was beyond us last week, but we back with a ranty drop. Who else feel like Lynae yelling at them?

06-28
01:14:59

Is it hood boy joy?

Whew! The people are buying couches off the street in New York, the kids are treating prom like the Met (theme: Love and Hip Hop but make it formal), and Ja Morant was on Live waving a gun. Just listen to the episode cause it's a lot happening at once.

05-24
01:37:29

We All Got That One Fren..

a great artist doesn’t automatically make a great person. we’re diving into the complexity of being in the public eye while still having a human experience. we agreed to disagree a few times in this conversation and got a lesson in “spicy black” thanks to the Little Mermaid.

05-17
01:20:08

Leave Beyoncé Out Of It

In this episode, we wanted to dive into the complexities of blackness and religious rhetoric. “I haven’t been Jackie Hill Perry’d” Obio says, but how many people have? We hold language accountable through historical context and of course, some humor. Lynaes line for line breakdown of Jackie Hill Perry’s video puts things in perspective while Sim holds space for all religious and spiritual practices.

05-10
01:36:07

Freaknik Aunties

*Trigger Warning* This episode involves graphic discussions of sexual violence that may trigger victims or sexual assault or violence. | On today’s episode we get into talks about the upcoming Freaknik documentary by Hulu and how The Wildest Party Never Told was probably the cringiest picnic that we have many questions about.

04-26
01:33:01

We Out Here

Okay so apparently there was an episode before this, but we can neither confirm nor deny that. But, tap in for all the things you can expect on this very wild ride of a podcast. (& don’t forget to give us feedback in the reviews!)

04-26
01:27:49

Hold For Maintenance Trailer

So, who all gon be there? And what’s it giving? #QTNA

04-11
00:42

Just The Two Of Us

Obio is having the time of his life in Disney, but we couldn't leave you hanging. Lynae & Sim are having some much needed girl talk today. Enjoy.

05-01
01:38:10

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