Holt & Wallt

The year is marching along: Seb saw a french movie recently, Wallt gives Nosfera a two out of ten and we talk more about Robert Eggers, Mickey 17, Silo and bumping to Rebecca Fergusson on set. Posers the party game s on it's way to being published! Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

Just in time podcasting: Holt's sweet Christmas takes and Wallt's harsh analysis of Gladiator 2: The Roman Empire Strikes Back, might he be getting a little too big for his sandals? Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

At long last, the Holt and Wallt show returns just in time for the UK elections. Wallt was an extra in 2 major hollywood productions and Holt wins 2 million pounds guessing which films and series they were! Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

Christopher Cringle, a Duke's son, leads an army of indigenous penguins called the Fremen across the icy desert plains of the Arctic, and learns to ride the formidable Sleigh Hulud as they get ready to defend their land from the long awaited return of evil Holt and Wallt. Don’t forget to sign up to the newsletter on holtandwallt.com! | °з°| – ❤️ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

While discussing the many advantages of blue eyes and samurais, and the many disadvantages of Neo's dwindling powers, Holt & Wallt devise a devilish new rating system based on nipples and chins. Is it more eyebrow or toenail? You decide. And Wallt has some board game news about Posers!

A Holt and Wallt classic ramble packed with Guy Ritchie Movies, the Japan-erience and the 7 movies Wallt watched on the 14 hour trip back. Warning: 8 headed creatures and ear piercing laughter at the end.

Join us on a Royal Rumble as we discuss tacky crowns with terrible jewels, historical films with wonderful duels, and listen to theme tunes with foreign duals. As Holt continues to suffer SBISD (Severe Baby Induced Sleep Deprivation), Wallt suggests the light hearted WW1 epic 'All Quiet on the Western Front' to bring some much need tranquillity.

Suspension of Disbelief, Verisimilitude, 2nd Wall scripting? Ok maybe the last one is made up. We dive deep on what makes bad dialogue bad and even deeper on grilled cheese sandwiches. Then after a brief song about technical difficulties, try your hand at a technically difficult game - name the film the quote is from. There's just one catch: the sound bytes are in reverse! Holt keeps score and Wallt gets 4 million points. Can you do better? Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

From new-born babes pooping, spare princes playing tiny violins and Hollywood touching everyone's pies with their unwashed fingers, everything is a royal pain in the butthole. Listen to us dig our own graves with the help of Daniel Radcliffe's dead body. Plus an exclusive interview with Prince Steve of Wolverhampton. Join us for a BRAND NEW SEASON of the critically acclaimed, cult-classic Holt and Wallt show. Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

2 Months late or 10 months early? This Christmas, sink your teeth into some mince pies and other pleasures of the flesh including our Halloween episode. Be warned though, for who knows what's in the mince...Well, we know: Chopped Candymen (old and new), Hellraiser's Cenobytes, and some traditional Michael Myer's Halloween cakes. Oh and a very special arrival into the Holt family. Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

"Shadows aren't real." Holt says confidently as the listeners, Wallt included, spit out their freshly brewed cup of tea across the two glaring computer screens (one plays Solaris in the background and the other is displaying the script for Bath Time Thoughts #2.) "What do you mean shadows aren't real?" "Shadows are a lack of light. You can't interact with a lack of light, in the same way you can't interact with a lack of apples." Join us while we discuss our bladder problems, get bogged down in rambling science and talk a little about almost everything under the sun, shadows and even a planet called Solaris. Video Referenced: "Imagining Ten Dimensions in Two Minutes" https://youtu.be/hf2CxZPl7KI Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

My friend Hector found a way to perceive 4D objects. Join us in the bath for our second mini-episode as we explain using an analogy based on shadows and light. Review, Comment, Subscribe, and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis (@OnjMusic) for letting us use his fantastic music.

You are now listening to Holt vs Wallt: The Argument over Robert Eggers. Where Holt is right, Wallt is wrong and vice versa... Or is Wallt just wrong about The Northman's historical accuracy? We update on the board game development, UK Games Expo and a new game Wallt is developing called Furious Frogs and Holt expresses admiration for the return of practical effects in movies, especially Top Gun: Maverick. Review, Comment, Subscribe, and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° |

If the past, present and future exist simultaneously, then do all Batmen, from Adam West's white eyebrows to George Clooney's bat-nipples, exist at the same time...? Do you know that GPS satellites rely on Einstein's Theory of Relativity, and, whether Robert Pattinson's jawline in the latest Batman gets the Holt and Wallt 'Seal of Approval'? Tune into Idiocy to find out. Review, Comment, Subscribe, and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° |

We all need a hot bath from time to time. Welcome to our first mini-episode: hop in the bath with me, or not, your call...but let me take you on a relaxing journey through my mind as I, or we, soak up the warmth and think about the nature of time. This first episode, called the Pathfinder's Map of Time, is a semi-philosophical, semi-fictional piece of writing less than 10 minutes long. Enjoy! PS - Do not operate heavy machinery while listening. Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° |

"Plethora...Precipice...Abominable..." Holt and Wallt fabricate intelligence by utilising the big words and by taking on reviews of Top Lane films such as Belfast and Netflix's League of Legends' Arcane. Holt gives us a piece of his mind regarding Bottom Lane Neflix sequels, tie-ins and ties. Wallt finally shares his Board Game design progress. And the Listener finds out once and for all which host's feet represents the ideal form of physical perfection (at least according to the Greeks). Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° |

Beep Beep! Your shining metal steed, called Holt and Wallt awaits. With the days getting brighter, enter a fresh new Season and Embark on a Brand New Journey through the screaming hills of Japanese Anime. Meet your tour guides: one, whose favourite part of the Christmas Meal is gravy and their top rated Christmas movie is The Lobster, and the other, who only seems to reads out riddles for 8+. "But...how survive long road ahead with 2 idiots, can...crash car?" the only Listener asks. A solitary tear falls from the Listener's cheek at the reply. "Tune Into Idiocy, it's the only way..." Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

We thank you, dear listener, for the gift of your body's moisture. Dive into the Holt and Wallt MetaVerse where floating screens show Denis Villeneuve's Dune on repeat, Deliveroo Drivers scan your nipples and on your Last Night in Soho an Uber driver called Candyman takes you to the launch of the Event Horizon. Deep discussions of the adaptation of Frank Herbert's novel to Sci-Fi-Horror sound-design and a list of actors' names not for the faint of heart. This December, a true belated Halloween Movie-Review bonanza awaits your freezing ears. Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° | Special thanks to Andre Louis.

If you had to pick, dear listener, between your family or a wood-fired pizza, what toppings would you choose? Feast your ears on a stunning show bursting with Wallt's incredulous accents, Holt's record-breaking quote recall, jingles and a fight between who is the better character actor: John Cena or Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com ! | °з°| - ❤ \_|°ε° |

The Ramble Kings have returned again - from pewter beards, magical jars, football hooligans and not picking up on sarcasm - we've got it all! We respond to fan mail, talk about Robert Kirkman's Invincible, John Krasinski's A Quiet Place, and Holt's mouldy, ancient bread-yeast. And Wallt gives us a special 1933 broadcast on the origins of 'Got Milk?' Why? you ask, well...why not? Review, Comment, Subscribe and sign up to the newsletter on www.holtandwallt.com Send fanmail to holt@holtandwallt.com or wallt@holtandwallt.com