Honestly Smartless

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song. Bits and Clips 00:00 We finally got a Labubu! 02:55 Epic weekend adventures 05:31 Rolling on 22s 08:24 Bert Kreischer 14:05 Shenanigans 16:19 Manifesting our new jobs 19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her 23:58 Happy anniversary 25:16 Should we do Ayahuasca? 26:42 TikTok battles 29:34 Just because you can connect wi...

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it. Bits and Clips 02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions are not free 09:03 Ironman prank 12:48 Ditching a date for a funeral? 18:13 Adele is the Super Bowl performer (or not?? 23:43 Get off instagram 30:13 30+ birthdays are sad 31:01 Cancel your espresso machine order 33:14 Seriously, just make us famous 34:10 Have you ever rode...

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics. Clips and Bits 02:38 John Cena in yoga class 05:08 Kicked in the taint 07:50 Men love bombing themselves 10:56 Identifying as Single 16:27 Lululemon and girl math 22:14 Social Media stuff 25:19 Quadrobics 29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes 34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave 39:07 Meeting celebs is scary 42:53 #PowerOfBesties 51:54 Buffalo Mafia book writing S...

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best. Clips and Bits 00:00 Ned the Snail 05:02 The only time we will speak of Charlie Kirk 09:29 Millennial Miracle Worker 14:58 Celebs being dumb 20:44 Charlie Sheen loves crack 32:32 Podcasting >> Pickleball 34:07 Ne-Yo and his 4 girlfriends 41:25 Peeing in bed 51:13 Love Languages and Toxic Traits 56:07 Being delulu Send us a text Suppor...

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips 00:00 Llama costume contest 02:01 Elder matching twins outfits are back 03:46 Lindsay spent $25 on oat milk 06:31 Exposing our diaries 07:59 10 years of marriage advice from a child bride 10:03 Trolling the TikTok trolls 12:40 Pickleball and Teamwork in Relationships 15:14 Joe Burrow loves fossils and we love...

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. Bits & Clips 00:00 Our origin story 07:26 Personal development is dead 09:03 Gluten detective 12:37 Sweaters over our shoulders 15:55 Sydney Sweeney & hot girl humor 18:05 Confidence boost 20:14 Trying to get Chelsea a date 24:26 Shrek Dating 25:46 Castration is on the come back 28:14 Fentanyl fold 30:22 Stick to coke 33:10 ...

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse. Bits 00:00 Chicken and a mop 05:03 Buying our happiness 07:15 Binging on Digestive Supplements 11:34 Wheelchair, tiny heads, or two heads? 22:50 Free the taint 31:13 We are like, really mature 33:58 Sober celebrations 40:11 Donating instead of trashing our books Send us a text Support the ...

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex. Highlights 00:00 Lettuce dog 05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target 08:04 22'' rims or bust 11:07 Taylor Swift on New Heights 13:46 Savannah Bananas Snail Trail 23:19 Skin to skin puppy bonding 26:08 ChatGPT picks Chelsea's new boyfriend 28:14 Breathing and BJs 29:52 Bama rush 35:59 Older and hotter 39:47 Pickleball cult hierarchy ...

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog is a Nazi 03:02 NPR Poems 7:52 Getting paid to get gang r*ped 17:07 Wet dreams in our dream home 22:10 Shout out to our fave douchebag fan 25:39 Partying with the youth 35:42 ESPN - you want us and Katie Feeney 38:18 We are wh...

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends 12:58 Feeling Perfect Today 19:05 Bathroom Talk 27:03 Life Changes and Happiness 27:53 No more Downsy? 29:19 History 101 of the Gilded Age 32:17 Teens should be messing around more 34:50 Soft Throuple added a 4th 40:58 Games and Personal Insights 46:11 How well do you know your bestie? Send ...

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. 00:00 Shotguns and Lions 03:56 Nipple Clamps 07:01 Hunting Wives Recap 08:57 Girl on Girl Hookups, Elder Twins and Pastors 29:50 Hair Care Show Down 36:15 Cirrus Cannabis Club 39:32 Ball Sac Razors 44:46 Should women be Uber drivers? Send us a text Support the show Share this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG...

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies. 01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky 04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters 06:21 Thoughts on Cheating 07:57 Left Shoes Revenge 10:37 Lat Marriage 13:54 Gym Class Trauma 15:59 Quitting Pickleball? 17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us 21:36 Ozempic and Anorexia 24:23 How Lindsay formed her Ego 31:28 Target, Coffee, Yoga, yah! Send us ...

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book. 00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call 02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal 04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer 05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements 08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster 14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer 20:11 Losing Virginity 22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People 24:17 BBL Butt Rot 28:54 Unbotched Reboot 34:00 How to Fast in a Healthy Way 42:06 MGK survives off...

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies 05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread 08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out 11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan 16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission 19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other? 22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog 23:44 We need more hobbies 24:55 Chicken Tendies 26:57 Financi...

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters 00:35 Orca Sensual Massage 01:54 $400 Swimsuit 03:52 Pickleball Smut 07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers 10:30 The R Word is Back 16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments 18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real 21:25 Skinny Ozempic Talk 23:39 Living in Danger on Purpose 25:34 Reality TV Recap 27:29 Chelsea's Pupdat...

Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics. 01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car 01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist 07:08 Opera is for classy ladies 11:49 Alix Earle and Influencer Social Responsibility 16:...

Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month! Chapters 00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused 02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra 05:09 Talking Dogs 08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler 10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini 14:08 Vacation Sex 16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life 22:14 Chelsea has no Sex Game 25:06 Delulu Dating 25:31 Iraq Inspo 25:31 Lesbian Lovers 36:35 OF ...

What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future. Chapters 00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us) 02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage 05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies 08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos & Regret in Heels 10:55 – What We’re Watching While Avoiding Life 13:2...

Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong 08:39 – Unhinged dating stories 13:58 – Hot Autism Summer 20:51 – Chili's is back? 23:22 – AI ads know us too well 24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire 25:29 – Ozempic is the sh*t 28:19 – Weird social energy 34:56 – New p...

Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for. Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh*t 00:16 - Homeless Sheep Saga 02:18 - Diddy Drama Drops 06:07 - Kim’s SKIMS Nipple Bra 09:05 - Kevin Spacey’s Creepy Comeback 10:31 - Hot Mess to Hero 12:16 - WTF Sports Games 14:53 - Skinny Shot Secrets (Ozempic) 18:35 - Kim Gets Deep(ish) 19:54 - Hailey Bieber's PR ...