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Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself, remembered everything we said, and cancelled Friday. Also this week: Chelsea is convinced Jim Carrey has been cloned and replaced by a Hollywood operative. Lindsay thinks it's just bad Botox. We nearly didn't make it through this episode together. Plus: Fre...

Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on? Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people? Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!! Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates. Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin?? Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartless Chelsea's IG: @chelsea_turano Lindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehr YouTube: Honestly Smartless Support the Show for $10/month

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips 00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot 03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club 08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelift? 21:10 Trying to be ladies 27:49 Eating disorders are becoming contagious 30:33 Vagina lollypops 37:39 Trying out a new personality Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG: @honestlysmartless TikTok: @honestlysmartl...

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more. Bits and Clips 00:00 F*** you brad 02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in the wild 06:21 My mom is having an affair with my ex 09:08 Why aren't we famous yet? 14:26 Hoarding husbands 17:30 Meghan Markle is more hated than P. Diddy?? 22:41 Throw your sh*t away 28:25 Amazon wastefulness 35:42 Boots and jeans 42:25 What song is stuck in your hea...

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong. Bits and Clips 00:00 Fun Shenanigans 03:41 Please flush the toilet 10:26 Is he hot or is he just tall? Our epic friday night 34:34 Victoria's Secret vs Sports Illustrated 39:09 Love is not blind in Denver Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlysmartless.com IG...

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips. Bits and Clips 00:00 Quick catch up 02:13 Dating disaster strikes again 05:12 Pickleball and prayers 06:57 We are the epitome of health 11:07 Low hanging lips 15:59 Pretty privilege 27:10 Never to late to grow up 33:56 Brother hater 42:04 Cuddly critter overload Send us a text Support the show Connect with Honestly Smartless honestlys...

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song. Bits and Clips 00:00 We finally got a Labubu! 02:55 Epic weekend adventures 05:31 Rolling on 22s 08:24 Bert Kreischer 14:05 Shenanigans 16:19 Manifesting our new jobs 19:05 Chelsea's roommate is in love with her 23:58 Happy anniversary 25:16 Should we do Ayahuasca? 26:42 TikTok battles 29:34 Just because you can connect wi...