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A show about desire, shame and the ever-present blessing and burden of being alive (so basically the experience of having a crush). Hosts Katie-Ellen Humphries (comedian CBC’s The Debaters, Sirius XF) and Amitai Marmorstein (actor Netflix, Disney) welcome a collection of compelling guests to explore the feelings, behaviours and habits we’re not always encouraged to express. Feel part of intimate, hilarious conversations as a pair of comically late bloomers and their funny guests connect over the awkward, challenging and silly things that make us who we are.Katie-Ellen's debut standup comedy album Ladyfinger is streaming exclusively on @Pandoramusic now. Click the link to listen: https://800PGR.lnk.to/humphriesWE
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This is a quick note from your HOM hosts to say we will be stepping away from weekly episodes, for a time. But this show WILL continue. Just at a different pace. We're so grateful for all the weeks we've spent together and look forward to spending more time together in the future. Thank you! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your HOM hosts are reunited in person to chat about how sports talk can veil vulnerability and the value of connection plus whether or not fantasy sports is a cult. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the flavour of rose while Amitai is horny for sports documentaries. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their very poetic experiences as a young skimboarder. This week Katie is horny for people being horny for fall, while Amitai is horny for carnival games. Also, Amitai finally remembered how to properly record remotely, so if you've been avoiding recent episodes due to sound quality issues, it should be safe to return now! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is Katie’s as yet unmentioned appreciation for the Kevin Federline single popozao and undying love of O’Ryan’s thick and crunky (RIP), while Amitai waxes lyrical about packing and the nature of travel. This week Katie is horny for the Staten Island Ferry (and when Yankee fans are upset) and Amitai is horny for unspoken communication. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts are together live in New York City to see the patron saint of Horny OFF MAIN pod, Montero, aka Lil Nas X! The pair recount their experience, including resentment at being inspired. Check out the Long Live Montero Live tour if you’re able and regardless let us know how you do in your attempts to live authentically as our young hero advocates. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh boi. Your HOM are separated by a continent but their bond remains strong. Stronger than the audio quality this week, which is admittedly a little sub-par, unlike the quality of the friend hang. Katie-Ellen updates Amitai on settling into a new temporary home and the pair dive into the nature of looking to the future. This week Katie is horny for the borough of Queens, NY while Amitai is horny for the sweet impulsivity of a last minute hang. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a doozy this week! Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat about the intoxication of another person’s certainty, aging, outsourcing therapy, and the two things everyone fundamentally wants. Plus, Katie-Ellen shares a wild story about the weird and mild disfigurements of their youth. Get on board. This week Amitai is horny for the phrase (and everything that goes with it) “touch grass” while Katie is horny for the television genre of Timothy Oliphant walking purposefully in boots. https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts explore the bounds of optimism & “happiness” when Amitai tries to tell Katie-Ellen about “Agentic Hope” (a word Katie seemingly refuses to learn). This week Amitai is horny for remembering “meet cute” details with your fellow meet cuter (because he is the cutest!) while Katie-Ellen is horny for fresh water swimming. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat camping as personality vs bleak reality, WNBA, a Jack Black homage and more. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for bridges while Amitai is horny for everyone’s favourite General Store, Welk’s. www.hornyoffmainpod.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Things get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair into a discussion of siblinghood and family relations and prompts Ami to share something fascinating about his Dad’s dick (finally!). This week Katie-Ellen his horny for the scent of strangers on the street while Amitai is horny for the show “Loot.” www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts huddle up while Katie shares her failed attempt at human connection in Vancouver, Amitai again confounds his bestie co-host with his ability to process feelings, and the pair marvel at long-distance sports hobbyists. This week Amitai is horny for Canadian treasure Nardwar while Katie-Ellen is horny for savory pies. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Reunited at last, the besties discuss text styles, going without a phone, and how to not do stuff when abroad. Ami and Katie-Ellen also both share stories of their recent adventures white water rafting and wandering Australia, respectively. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for Aussie television, while Amitai is horny for foreign terrain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Horny OFF MAIN celebrates 100 episodes, 100 weeks of horny fun, with their first return guest, who also has the distinction of being the first guest ever to appear on the show a full 99 weeks ago, the phenomenally funny, interesting & beautiful Henok Meresa. Amitai & Katie-Ellen delight in their adored guest of honour & mark the occasion with their usual blend of humour, vulnerability & idiocy. The hosts are horny as possible for Henok & for everyone who has listened to the show so far. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your HOM hosts huddle up to chat sapiosexuals, ticket scalpers, and other folks they don’t respect. Plus the pair tackle how to change existing dynamics in a relationship. This week Amitai is horny for when it rains but it’s not cold while Katie-Ellen is horny for the beauty of youth sports. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your HOM hosts huddle up to chat weed store lighting and advances in retail hallucinogenics, the ability to be present, and the joy of the mundane. They also ask the question, is it important to be original in therapy? Katie-Ellen is horny for long-running comedy podcast pioneer “Stop Podcasting Yourself” (catch their recent guest appearance on episode #745) while Amitai is horny for the event “Vallea Lumina” in Whistler. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katie-Ellen channels Dante from “Clerks” basically for the entire episode while they recount their first-hand experience watching airline travel meltdown around them and blessedly enjoys the in-person company of sweet co-host Amitai. In addition to travel tribulations, the pair chat frozen food from family, customer service agents, and impotent male rage. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for The Den Theatre in Chicago and Amitai is horny for the adrenaline rush of seeing your checked bag show up on the bag carousel. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Maybe the horniest episode yet. Your HOM hosts huddle up and talk talking about dreams, tarot and tattoos. Plus some confessional talk about…anticipation. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for matcha and Amitai is horny for artichokes. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Your pals are back at it again, this time discussing what they look for in a hotel room, sharing unshareable things, and attempting to decipher what, exactly, is a gala? Also Katie-Ellen has the epiphany that you can just...do nice things. And it's true, you can! Go! Do them! They're nice! This week Amitai is horny for food in skewer form, while Katie-Ellen is Horny for the fried artichoke sandwich from The Arbor Restaurant. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week Katie-Ellen shares some “off main” shame with beloved co-host Amitai and together the pair unpack feelings around employment, productivity and identity. They also talk going to the movies and of course, they’re horny for stuff. Specifically Amitai is horny for the podcast “No Studip Questions” and Katie is horny for an internet stranger/neighbour/Craigslist free stuff picker upper. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week your HOM hosts get together with NO FEAR to discuss musicals, the “cost of admission” when you’re in love and impressive timing (plus some light chat on the value of mortality, you know). Amitai is horny for “WNBA League Pass'' while Katie-Ellen is (respectfully and cautiously) horny for Blue Jays catcher/DH Alejandro Kirk. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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