Horribly Codependent

Gab and Kristy just watched Blade and they can't get enough of Donal Logue so they decide they're going to shit talk their way through Grounded For Life episode by episode. This week, they talk about DMX, Jackass 4, and of course, the goings on of the first episode of Grounded for Life (which is free to watch with ads on Amazon, and most other places). Season 1 Episode 1 of Grounded for Life starts at (26m 40s) if you feel like following along with us! Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line   with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.  Whatever  you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent Kristy: @kissmygash (twitter) @malevolent.broad (instagram) Gabe: @thegabrielmoore (everything) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gab are back, and this time they try (and fail) to play Resident Evil 3 while talking about shit. It's been a hard month getting back into the swing of things, but they'll be better this time. The duo find out what kind of person they are thanks to Oprah, and they get into a little tiff about Gab interrupting when playing RE3.  Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line  with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever  you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent Kristy:  @kissmygash (twitter) @malevolent.broad (instagram) Gabe: @thegabrielmoore (everything) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

If you want to be a parent, you should have to apply to make a baby. That's all. There's too many idiots just popping out kids and Gabe wants to talk about it. Kristy also thinks Gabe is full of shit when he says he can 100% this Vegan/Not Vegan flashcard quiz. Blowskis are on the table boys! Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent Kristy: @kristyburywhore Gabe: @thegabrielmoore --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Have you ever been at a party and the hosts start squabbling in front of everyone and the vibe is ruined but they keep laughing and trying to get you to stay but you know dinner plates are about to be thrown against a wall? This isn't quite that, but that's because Kristy and Gabe love to give each other shit. Enjoy. Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line  with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever  you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent Kristy: @kristy.burywhore Gabe: @thegabrielmoore --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Okay, not really. But we do talk about both of those things. Gabe reads some of the disgusting DM's Kristy gets from dudes and boy is that gross. We also got a Theme Song for the show created by the most excellently talented Brett Price. We love him very much. Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe talk about some Real Hot Girl Shit (trademark, we think). Kristy makes Gabe play a fun Ed Gein based game, which probably shouldn't be a thing. Kristy also brings Gabe up to speed on the Twitter Killer, a request via voicemail from one of our listeners. Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line    with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.     Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

This week, Gabe and Kristy talk about, what else, themselves! There's some wedding updates (I'm not sure they actually get to those). Gabe enlightens you with the fact that Kristy LOVES fart humor, and Kristy blows Gabe's mind with more True Crime Corner about Katherine Knight. Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line   with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.    Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy  and Gabe talk about some gruesome true crime tales that Kristy has been  listening to. Gabe has a calling to find the best cheese pizza in all  of Maine. They watched some Christmas movies. It's been a fucking  stressful 10 days. And yes, they're fucking after this episode. Also, ALSO! You can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line  with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.   Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe complain about all the different types of ways the wedding industry tries to fuck you in the butt. Seriously, it's mostly stories about that stuff. They've been taking a break from recording stuff because they want you to be as up to date on what they're doing as you can be! Also, ALSO! Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link  below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Oo-ah-ah-ah-ah... Kristy and Gabe talk about the garbage fire movie Wedding Camp (or something like that, they watch it so you don't have to). Kristy gives us a recap of what has been happening in The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert, she wasn't paying attention. And Gabe shares his new favorite non-nonsensical insult. The conversation goes off the rails, but that's just a taste. Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them    a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.   Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Gabe pisses and moans about his time as a janitor at a famous clothing store. The two ding dongs tell the tale of how they met. It was on Tinder. I don't know how they go on about it for so long.  Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them   a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.  Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message Email the ding dongs at horriblycodependent@gmail.com Follow them on Twitter @hcodependent  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe talk a lot about Final Fantasy 7 Remake. Kristy has some good premises. The two talk about some relationship advice questions from Reddit. A lady's trans kid. A girl whose mom won't shut the fuck up. It's a good time. Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them  a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe are hungover. They had a moderately good time the night before recording this and frankly, it shows. But the good news is they pushed on and really give it to a guy who wants to bang his half sister. So that's gross. More structured shows are coming your way. They have dedicated segments, things they want to have be reoccurring, stuff you like! They got your messages and decided to listen to them, so they'll be making things at least slightly more consistent now. Also, you can leave them voice messages now! Feel free to drop them a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.  Whatever you want really! They'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe talk about how Hitler had a very short lived cool phase. Kristy has a creepy client, and a stalker! (Not that kind). We also reveal our October Halloween Movies We Have To Watch (aka OHMWHTW). Also, you can leave us voice messages now! Feel free to drop us a  line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit.  Whatever you want really! We'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Gabe and Kristy talk about times they were dramatic little bitches, and shows that really just don't hold up. Other stuff, too. And then they go to the zoo. Also, you can leave us voice messages now! Feel free to drop us a line with your questions about life, relationship advice, dumb shit. Whatever you want really! We'll probably get to it. Link below: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe are at it again, talking about anything and everything with their listeners on the live stream of today's episode! We talk about a couple people with some real difficult relationship decisions and mostly one lady just tootin' her own GOD DAMN horn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe talk about trashy weddings, her fake tits, a little girl yells at a street pastor, and SmokePurpp does the worst freestyle we've ever heard. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message

Kristy and Gabe talk about a whole number of things while she plays a round of League of Legends. Kristy also fails to maintain her composure at around 28:00 minutes, so we're sorry? Nah.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/horriblycodependent/message